OFFICIAL: What Animals Do You Think You Could Take In A Fight Thread

[steve dave]

^ moose ballsack

[ben ji]

moose have spindely rickety legs. I would simply knock one off balance and then be upon him raining down blow after blow about his head and body and balls and ballsack.

Yeah okay, you would take a hoof to the head and your body would have the consistency of ground beef after a couple of minutes.

Go to the 44 second mark of this video and pretend you aren't on a snow mobile and the moose isnt a lil guy.

(Warning, video below shows a moose attacking a snow mobiler then getting shot)

[Spracne]

Bitch-ass moose folded like a chair.

[nicname]

That dude wanted to shoot that moose from the jump iyam

[steve dave]

Bitch-ass moose folded like a chair.

Pathetic


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[OB_Won]

Bitch-ass moose folded like a chair.

Pathetic


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He aint no 50 Cent, that's for sure.

[nicname]

Bitch-ass moose folded like a chair.

Pathetic


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He aint no 50 Cent, that's for sure.

He ain’t fuckin’ breathin’

[Katpappy]

Guess what kills more people than any other Alaskan animal.  If you guessed moose, you are correct.

[Spracne]

Guess who kills more moose with his bare hands and feet than any other living human? If you guessed me, you are correct.

[CHONGS]

Guess who kills more moose with his bare hands and feet than any other living human? If you guessed me, you are correct.

Moose Mossage.

[Stevesie60]

Guess who kills more moose with his bare hands and feet than any other living human? If you guessed me, you are correct.

I guessed steve dave. Are you sure that's the wrong answer?

[nicname]

Stevesie!

[Spracne]

Guess who kills more moose with his bare hands and feet than any other living human? If you guessed me, you are correct.

I guessed steve dave. Are you sure that's the wrong answer?

I don't know his count. I've taken 14, myself. Always crack a knee right off the bat. That's the key.

[Stevesie60]

Stevesie!

 

[ben ji]

Guess who kills more moose with his bare hands and feet than any other living human? If you guessed me, you are correct.

Moose Mossage.

Moose Mossad

[Katpappy]

Serious question, If I for say wanted to go moose hunting in AK would I need to take spracne?

[Stevesie60]

That wouldn't be a hunt, that'd be a blood bath.

[cfbandyman]

Take on all the moose you'd like, hand to antler, would not feel confident at all

[Spracne]

Take on all the moose you'd like, hand to antler, would not feel confident at all

That's why you crack a knee first.

[nicname]

Take on all the moose you'd like, hand to antler, would not feel confident at all

That's why you crack a knee first.

Moose knees might as well come with a big sign on them reading “kick here.”

[yoga-like_abana]

I've found their knuckle is very sensitive

[nicname]

I've found their knuckle is very sensitive

If you can’t crack a knee, gently caress a knuckle iyam. There’s no shortage of ways to whip some moose ass.

[mocat]

look at this dinosaur size ass moose

https://twitter.com/OTerrifying/status/1581093753758285825?t=m0DG9I-DKg04Ima6NNHIBQ&s=19

[Spracne]

The Empire thought AT-ATs were invulnerable, too.

[DaBigTrain]

That’s a big moose!