Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents

[ksupamplemousse]

My Mom made her first Facebook status update this week, I liked it, and she sent me an email thanking me for liking her status.

You should write her a letter thanking her for her e-mail.

[Emo EMAW]

My Mom made her first Facebook status update this week, I liked it, and she sent me an email thanking me for liking her status.

You should write her a letter thanking her for her e-mail.

Western Union telegram.

[raquetcat]

hI.  tHIS SILLY COMPUTTER ISNT COOPERATING VERY WEII.  gUESS I NEED SOME WORK DONE ON IT.-  COLD ISN,T IT.  I WAS OUT A COUPLE TIMES TODAY.  pEOPLE PICKED ME UP WITH THEIR WARM CARS.i AM WATCHING THE isu GIRLS
PLAYING dRAKE= SO FAR ARE AHEAD.  lAST sUNDAY I WENT TO THE MUSICAL AT THE hIGH sCHOOL- wAS "lEGALLY bLOND:  wERY GOOD- SO MUCH TALENT.hOPE YOU CAN COME sAT. FOR tHANKSGIVING HERE.    anxious TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.  dON,T BRING ANY FOOD.  wE WILL HAVE PLENTY....yAH-- isu WON .    tAKE CARE     lOVE YOU    gg

[Spracne]

totes adorbs

[raquetcat]

totes adorbs

She really checked all the boxes:
-having caps lock on and blaming it on the computer
-Mentioning the weather
-attending local high school plays
-guilt tripping me about coming for a holiday
-watching women's non con basketball
-giving an update about the result of said women's basketball game
-signing her email gg for great grandma

[Spracne]

....yAH-- isu WON

Definitely the best part.

[Cartierfor3]

hI.  tHIS SILLY COMPUTTER ISNT COOPERATING VERY WEII.  gUESS I NEED SOME WORK DONE ON IT.-  COLD ISN,T IT.  I WAS OUT A COUPLE TIMES TODAY.  pEOPLE PICKED ME UP WITH THEIR WARM CARS.i AM WATCHING THE isu GIRLS
PLAYING dRAKE= SO FAR ARE AHEAD.  lAST sUNDAY I WENT TO THE MUSICAL AT THE hIGH sCHOOL- wAS "lEGALLY bLOND:  wERY GOOD- SO MUCH TALENT.hOPE YOU CAN COME sAT. FOR tHANKSGIVING HERE.    anxious TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.  dON,T BRING ANY FOOD.  wE WILL HAVE PLENTY....yAH-- isu WON .    tAKE CARE     lOVE YOU    gg

Is this real? If so, its seems your great grandma just wanders around in the cold until someone picks her up with their warm car.

[The1BigWillie]

hI.  tHIS SILLY COMPUTTER ISNT COOPERATING VERY WEII.  gUESS I NEED SOME WORK DONE ON IT.-  COLD ISN,T IT.  I WAS OUT A COUPLE TIMES TODAY.  pEOPLE PICKED ME UP WITH THEIR WARM CARS.i AM WATCHING THE isu GIRLS
PLAYING dRAKE= SO FAR ARE AHEAD.  lAST sUNDAY I WENT TO THE MUSICAL AT THE hIGH sCHOOL- wAS "lEGALLY bLOND:  wERY GOOD- SO MUCH TALENT.hOPE YOU CAN COME sAT. FOR tHANKSGIVING HERE.    anxious TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.  dON,T BRING ANY FOOD.  wE WILL HAVE PLENTY....yAH-- isu WON .    tAKE CARE     lOVE YOU    gg

Is this real? If so, its seems your great grandma just wanders around in the cold until someone picks her up with their warm car.

IOWA - Idiots Out Wandering Around

[Mr Bread]

....yAH-- isu WON

Definitely the best part.

wERY GOOD

Like she's Anton Yelchin/Pavel Chekov. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

hI.  tHIS SILLY COMPUTTER ISNT COOPERATING VERY WEII.  gUESS I NEED SOME WORK DONE ON IT.-  COLD ISN,T IT.  I WAS OUT A COUPLE TIMES TODAY.  pEOPLE PICKED ME UP WITH THEIR WARM CARS.i AM WATCHING THE isu GIRLS
PLAYING dRAKE= SO FAR ARE AHEAD.  lAST sUNDAY I WENT TO THE MUSICAL AT THE hIGH sCHOOL- wAS "lEGALLY bLOND:  wERY GOOD- SO MUCH TALENT.hOPE YOU CAN COME sAT. FOR tHANKSGIVING HERE.    anxious TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.  dON,T BRING ANY FOOD.  wE WILL HAVE PLENTY....yAH-- isu WON .    tAKE CARE     lOVE YOU    gg

My grandma did this, but she had Alzheimer's. 

Is this real? If so, its seems your great grandma just wanders around in the cold until someone picks her up with their warm car.

[raquetcat]

100% authentic. I had never read it like she was wandering around outside until random people gave her a ride, but it's definitely a possibility.

She's actually my grandma, but I have children so she had just dropped being a grandma and moved to great grandma (gg) status, it's how she signs all her cards too.

[SEK_EMAW]

I hope you noted that "anxious" was intended to be in all CAPS so, she's pretty anxious.

Also, is your grandma from Iowa or is she just good at TSC'ing?

[raquetcat]

I hope you noted that "anxious" was intended to be in all CAPS so, she's pretty anxious.

Also, is your grandma from Iowa or is she just good at TSC'ing?

She's from Iowa, I feel so bad that I'm not gonna be at thanksgiving, especially since she's all caps anxious

[nicname]

My Mom made her first Facebook status update this week, I liked it, and she sent me an email thanking me for liking her status.

You should write her a letter thanking her for her e-mail.

 

[nicname]

hI.  tHIS SILLY COMPUTTER ISNT COOPERATING VERY WEII.  gUESS I NEED SOME WORK DONE ON IT.-  COLD ISN,T IT.  I WAS OUT A COUPLE TIMES TODAY.  pEOPLE PICKED ME UP WITH THEIR WARM CARS.i AM WATCHING THE isu GIRLS
PLAYING dRAKE= SO FAR ARE AHEAD.  lAST sUNDAY I WENT TO THE MUSICAL AT THE hIGH sCHOOL- wAS "lEGALLY bLOND:  wERY GOOD- SO MUCH TALENT.hOPE YOU CAN COME sAT. FOR tHANKSGIVING HERE.    anxious TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.  dON,T BRING ANY FOOD.  wE WILL HAVE PLENTY....yAH-- isu WON .    tAKE CARE     lOVE YOU    gg

Kind of reminds me of a telegraph. I have no idea what a telegraph looks like.

[Spracne]

....yAH-- isu WON

Definitely the best part.

wERY GOOD

Like she's Anton Yelchin/Pavel Chekov.

dON,T BRING ANY FOOD

Ok, I get the caps lock issue, but there's no excuse for that comma there, gg!

[ben ji]

Eating dinner with my mom

Mom - "I heard Marcus Foster is suspended, what happened/when will he get back?"
ben ji- "He's addicted to the weed, failed a drug test and is suspended 3 games"
mom- "(Pause)....O wow.....It just seems weird that he was so good when he was struggling with his addiction this whole time"


  Love ya mom

[sonofdaxjones]

 

[Cartierfor3]

Eating dinner with my mom

Mom - "I heard Marcus Foster is suspended, what happened/when will he get back?"
ben ji- "He's addicted to the weed, failed a drug test and is suspended 3 games"
mom- "(Pause)....O wow.....It just seems weird that he was so good when he was struggling with his addiction this whole time"


  Love ya mom

 


Sometimes my Dad will text me KSU news that he heard on the radio that is like super old. He'll be like "I heard K-State might move that Auburn game to a Thursday and get it on ESPN" and I'll be like "Man, that would be cool!"

I let him think he's bringing me scoops.

[SkinnyBenny]

Eating dinner with my mom

Mom - "I heard Marcus Foster is suspended, what happened/when will he get back?"
ben ji- "He's addicted to the weed, failed a drug test and is suspended 3 games"
mom- "(Pause)....O wow.....It just seems weird that he was so good when he was struggling with his addiction this whole time"


  Love ya mom

 


Sometimes my Dad will text me KSU news that he heard on the radio that is like super old. He'll be like "I heard K-State might move that Auburn game to a Thursday and get it on ESPN" and I'll be like "Man, that would be cool!"

I let him think he's bringing me scoops.

My dad does this too. Except he does it by mailing clippings of Manhattan Mercury articles to Louisiana.

['taterblast]

no way

[SkinnyBenny]

no way

Yes way. And you know what he did today, like he does every time? Forwarded me John Currie's email.

So I will very often go to my inbox and see I have 2 new emails, one from John Currie that says "K-State Sports Extra" and then an email from PapaBenny that says "FW: K-State Sports Extra"

[SkinnyBenny]

Today I got a package with a bunch of articles from the West Virginia game about a month ago and a printout of this internet meme, included without explanation:

[Tobias]

OMG, amazing

[TheCatFanSpeaks]