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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #175 on: November 17, 2014, 09:45:01 AM »
My Mom made her first Facebook status update this week, I liked it, and she sent me an email thanking me for liking her status.

You should write her a letter thanking her for her e-mail.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #176 on: November 17, 2014, 03:50:16 PM »
My Mom made her first Facebook status update this week, I liked it, and she sent me an email thanking me for liking her status.

You should write her a letter thanking her for her e-mail.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #177 on: November 19, 2014, 01:41:27 PM »
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hI.  tHIS SILLY COMPUTTER ISNT COOPERATING VERY WEII.  gUESS I NEED SOME WORK DONE ON IT.-  COLD ISN,T IT.  I WAS OUT A COUPLE TIMES TODAY.  pEOPLE PICKED ME UP WITH THEIR WARM CARS.i AM WATCHING THE isu GIRLS
PLAYING dRAKE= SO FAR ARE AHEAD.  lAST sUNDAY I WENT TO THE MUSICAL AT THE hIGH sCHOOL- wAS "lEGALLY bLOND:  wERY GOOD- SO MUCH TALENT.hOPE YOU CAN COME sAT. FOR tHANKSGIVING HERE.    anxious TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.  dON,T BRING ANY FOOD.  wE WILL HAVE PLENTY....yAH-- isu WON .    tAKE CARE     lOVE YOU    gg
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #178 on: November 19, 2014, 01:45:04 PM »
totes adorbs

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #179 on: November 19, 2014, 01:50:08 PM »
totes adorbs
She really checked all the boxes:
-having caps lock on and blaming it on the computer
-Mentioning the weather
-attending local high school plays
-guilt tripping me about coming for a holiday
-watching women's non con basketball
-giving an update about the result of said women's basketball game
-signing her email gg for great grandma
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #180 on: November 19, 2014, 01:58:50 PM »
....yAH-- isu WON


Definitely the best part.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #181 on: November 19, 2014, 02:54:06 PM »
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hI.  tHIS SILLY COMPUTTER ISNT COOPERATING VERY WEII.  gUESS I NEED SOME WORK DONE ON IT.-  COLD ISN,T IT.  I WAS OUT A COUPLE TIMES TODAY.  pEOPLE PICKED ME UP WITH THEIR WARM CARS.i AM WATCHING THE isu GIRLS
PLAYING dRAKE= SO FAR ARE AHEAD.  lAST sUNDAY I WENT TO THE MUSICAL AT THE hIGH sCHOOL- wAS "lEGALLY bLOND:  wERY GOOD- SO MUCH TALENT.hOPE YOU CAN COME sAT. FOR tHANKSGIVING HERE.    anxious TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.  dON,T BRING ANY FOOD.  wE WILL HAVE PLENTY....yAH-- isu WON .    tAKE CARE     lOVE YOU    gg

Is this real? If so, its seems your great grandma just wanders around in the cold until someone picks her up with their warm car.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #182 on: November 19, 2014, 02:57:07 PM »
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hI.  tHIS SILLY COMPUTTER ISNT COOPERATING VERY WEII.  gUESS I NEED SOME WORK DONE ON IT.-  COLD ISN,T IT.  I WAS OUT A COUPLE TIMES TODAY.  pEOPLE PICKED ME UP WITH THEIR WARM CARS.i AM WATCHING THE isu GIRLS
PLAYING dRAKE= SO FAR ARE AHEAD.  lAST sUNDAY I WENT TO THE MUSICAL AT THE hIGH sCHOOL- wAS "lEGALLY bLOND:  wERY GOOD- SO MUCH TALENT.hOPE YOU CAN COME sAT. FOR tHANKSGIVING HERE.    anxious TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.  dON,T BRING ANY FOOD.  wE WILL HAVE PLENTY....yAH-- isu WON .    tAKE CARE     lOVE YOU    gg

Is this real? If so, its seems your great grandma just wanders around in the cold until someone picks her up with their warm car.

IOWA - Idiots Out Wandering Around
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #183 on: November 19, 2014, 03:14:47 PM »
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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« Reply #184 on: November 19, 2014, 03:39:32 PM »
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hI.  tHIS SILLY COMPUTTER ISNT COOPERATING VERY WEII.  gUESS I NEED SOME WORK DONE ON IT.-  COLD ISN,T IT.  I WAS OUT A COUPLE TIMES TODAY.  pEOPLE PICKED ME UP WITH THEIR WARM CARS.i AM WATCHING THE isu GIRLS
PLAYING dRAKE= SO FAR ARE AHEAD.  lAST sUNDAY I WENT TO THE MUSICAL AT THE hIGH sCHOOL- wAS "lEGALLY bLOND:  wERY GOOD- SO MUCH TALENT.hOPE YOU CAN COME sAT. FOR tHANKSGIVING HERE.    anxious TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.  dON,T BRING ANY FOOD.  wE WILL HAVE PLENTY....yAH-- isu WON .    tAKE CARE     lOVE YOU    gg

My grandma did this, but she had Alzheimer's.  :frown:

Is this real? If so, its seems your great grandma just wanders around in the cold until someone picks her up with their warm car.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #185 on: November 19, 2014, 04:08:14 PM »
100% authentic. I had never read it like she was wandering around outside until random people gave her a ride, but it's definitely a possibility.

She's actually my grandma, but I have children so she had just dropped being a grandma and moved to great grandma (gg) status, it's how she signs all her cards too.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #186 on: November 19, 2014, 04:10:26 PM »
I hope you noted that "anxious" was intended to be in all CAPS so, she's pretty anxious.

Also, is your grandma from Iowa or is she just good at TSC'ing?

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #187 on: November 19, 2014, 04:31:24 PM »
I hope you noted that "anxious" was intended to be in all CAPS so, she's pretty anxious.

Also, is your grandma from Iowa or is she just good at TSC'ing?
She's from Iowa, I feel so bad that I'm not gonna be at thanksgiving, especially since she's all caps anxious :frown:
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #188 on: November 19, 2014, 05:17:51 PM »
My Mom made her first Facebook status update this week, I liked it, and she sent me an email thanking me for liking her status.

You should write her a letter thanking her for her e-mail.

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« Reply #189 on: November 19, 2014, 05:19:12 PM »
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hI.  tHIS SILLY COMPUTTER ISNT COOPERATING VERY WEII.  gUESS I NEED SOME WORK DONE ON IT.-  COLD ISN,T IT.  I WAS OUT A COUPLE TIMES TODAY.  pEOPLE PICKED ME UP WITH THEIR WARM CARS.i AM WATCHING THE isu GIRLS
PLAYING dRAKE= SO FAR ARE AHEAD.  lAST sUNDAY I WENT TO THE MUSICAL AT THE hIGH sCHOOL- wAS "lEGALLY bLOND:  wERY GOOD- SO MUCH TALENT.hOPE YOU CAN COME sAT. FOR tHANKSGIVING HERE.    anxious TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.  dON,T BRING ANY FOOD.  wE WILL HAVE PLENTY....yAH-- isu WON .    tAKE CARE     lOVE YOU    gg

Kind of reminds me of a telegraph. I have no idea what a telegraph looks like.
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #190 on: November 19, 2014, 05:31:38 PM »
....yAH-- isu WON


Definitely the best part.

wERY GOOD

Like she's Anton Yelchin/Pavel Chekov.

dON,T BRING ANY FOOD


Ok, I get the caps lock issue, but there's no excuse for that comma there, gg!

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #191 on: February 08, 2015, 06:55:37 PM »
Eating dinner with my mom

Mom - "I heard Marcus Foster is suspended, what happened/when will he get back?"
ben ji- "He's addicted to the weed, failed a drug test and is suspended 3 games"
mom- "(Pause)....O wow.....It just seems weird that he was so good when he was struggling with his addiction this whole time"


 :love: :lol: :love: Love ya mom

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« Reply #192 on: February 08, 2015, 07:55:33 PM »
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #193 on: February 08, 2015, 08:50:22 PM »
Eating dinner with my mom

Mom - "I heard Marcus Foster is suspended, what happened/when will he get back?"
ben ji- "He's addicted to the weed, failed a drug test and is suspended 3 games"
mom- "(Pause)....O wow.....It just seems weird that he was so good when he was struggling with his addiction this whole time"


 :love: :lol: :love: Love ya mom

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Sometimes my Dad will text me KSU news that he heard on the radio that is like super old. He'll be like "I heard K-State might move that Auburn game to a Thursday and get it on ESPN" and I'll be like "Man, that would be cool!"

I let him think he's bringing me scoops.

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #194 on: February 09, 2015, 09:11:19 AM »
Eating dinner with my mom

Mom - "I heard Marcus Foster is suspended, what happened/when will he get back?"
ben ji- "He's addicted to the weed, failed a drug test and is suspended 3 games"
mom- "(Pause)....O wow.....It just seems weird that he was so good when he was struggling with his addiction this whole time"


 :love: :lol: :love: Love ya mom

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Sometimes my Dad will text me KSU news that he heard on the radio that is like super old. He'll be like "I heard K-State might move that Auburn game to a Thursday and get it on ESPN" and I'll be like "Man, that would be cool!"

I let him think he's bringing me scoops.

:love: My dad does this too. Except he does it by mailing clippings of Manhattan Mercury articles to Louisiana. :lol:
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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #195 on: February 09, 2015, 06:10:24 PM »
:lol: no way

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #196 on: February 09, 2015, 09:15:40 PM »
:lol: no way

Yes way. And you know what he did today, like he does every time? Forwarded me John Currie's email. :cool:

So I will very often go to my inbox and see I have 2 new emails, one from John Currie that says "K-State Sports Extra" and then an email from PapaBenny that says "FW: K-State Sports Extra"
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« Reply #197 on: February 21, 2015, 12:17:49 AM »
Today I got a package with a bunch of articles from the West Virginia game about a month ago and a printout of this internet meme, included without explanation:

"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Weird emails/texts from your parents or grandparents
« Reply #198 on: February 21, 2015, 12:25:23 AM »
OMG, amazing

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« Reply #199 on: February 21, 2015, 02:58:46 AM »
:lol: