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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #75 on: June 05, 2012, 02:40:00 PM »
How big are you, stormnut?

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #76 on: June 05, 2012, 02:40:25 PM »
Raise funds  with sponsorships  :dunno:

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #77 on: June 05, 2012, 02:42:09 PM »
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #78 on: June 05, 2012, 02:43:15 PM »

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #79 on: June 05, 2012, 02:43:22 PM »
How big are you, stormnut?

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What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #80 on: June 05, 2012, 02:44:11 PM »
How big are you, stormnut?

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You're gonna have to get bigger.  You might want to consult BigCat.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #81 on: June 05, 2012, 02:44:47 PM »
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

Wow really? Never watch the show. The only reality show I watch is Football.
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #82 on: June 05, 2012, 02:46:57 PM »
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

Wow really? Never watch the show. The only reality show I watch is Football.
Hopefully you are participating in the 'lams's Annual The Chipotle KatKid 7 Day Chipotle Challenge. Also, eat more biscuits. I would think getting above 350 would give you a better shot.
How tall are you?

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #83 on: June 05, 2012, 02:47:54 PM »
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

Wow really? Never watch the show. The only reality show I watch is Football.
Hopefully you are participating in the 'lams's Annual The Chipotle KatKid 7 Day Chipotle Challenge. Also, eat more biscuits. I would think getting above 350 would give you a better shot.
How tall are you?

5'10"
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #84 on: June 05, 2012, 02:53:48 PM »
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

Last season's male contestants starting weights:
291
306
357
357
361
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389
396
403

The last few seasons have been couples, so I'm guessin the 2 low weights (291 & 306) had wives with higher weights and the producers felt they brought entertainment value. 

Is this another couples season?
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #85 on: June 05, 2012, 02:54:58 PM »
maybe there's hope stomnut!

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #86 on: June 05, 2012, 02:59:43 PM »
Only a few biscuits shy...  :driving:

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #87 on: June 05, 2012, 03:00:52 PM »
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

Last season's male contestants starting weights:
291
306
357
357
361
370
389
396
403

The last few seasons have been couples, so I'm guessin the 2 low weights (291 & 306) had wives with higher weights and the producers felt they brought entertainment value. 

Is this another couples season?

nope individuals with couples optional.
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #88 on: June 05, 2012, 03:02:59 PM »
From my own personal experience, you get much heavier than me at my height and I don't see how you can even think about going on one of those shows. I mean, how the hell can you even walk from challenge to challenge without a rascal.
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2012, 03:11:02 PM »
did some more digging and they do pay you while you are on the show. So back on, at the moment.
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #90 on: June 05, 2012, 05:09:15 PM »
did some more digging and they do pay you while you are on the show. So back on, at the moment.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2012, 05:54:32 PM »
Stormy, I liked that story you told that one time about how you don't believe in air conditioning.  You should use that one on the producers.


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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #92 on: June 05, 2012, 06:02:08 PM »
did some more digging and they do pay you while you are on the show. So back on, at the moment.

You will have your pick of jobs when you are all svelte.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #93 on: June 05, 2012, 06:22:24 PM »
If you don't get picked for Biggest Loser are you going to train for the next season, or just try and lose weight on your own?

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #94 on: June 05, 2012, 07:30:29 PM »
If you don't get picked for Biggest Loser are you going to train for the next season, or just try and lose weight on your own?

that would be an interesting dilemma

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #95 on: June 06, 2012, 02:35:04 PM »
And so we've digressed....  :zzz:
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #96 on: June 07, 2012, 07:52:47 AM »
why are there no pictures of bachelorettes on this thread  :confused:
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #97 on: June 07, 2012, 07:59:03 AM »
why are there no pictures of bachelorettes on this thread  :confused:

because this isn't kstatefans

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #98 on: June 08, 2012, 07:57:20 AM »
why are there no pictures of bachelorettes on this thread  :confused:

because this isn't kstatefans

this thread could use some more pics of sean

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #99 on: June 08, 2012, 08:00:28 AM »
why are there no pictures of bachelorettes on this thread  :confused:

because this isn't kstatefans

this thread could use some more pics of sean

that's goEMAW  :thumbs: