Author Topic: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread (Read 85838 times)

raquetcat · « **Reply #125 on:** June 12, 2012, 03:23:46 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on June 12, 2012, 03:16:57 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on June 12, 2012, 03:11:50 PM
Honestly, I think the show's executives will rig it so Sean finishes second, and then he will be The Bachelor.

LSOC already nailed this ending a few pages back. check it.

This is obviously what's going to happen, Sean is scheming the bachelorette so he doesn't have to be stuck with some hayseed with baggage like Emily, then next season he gets the pick of the litter, totally EMAW

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #126 on:** June 12, 2012, 03:24:28 PM »

Guys, when Sean is the bachelor, do you think he will take all the girls to the Harley Day game and let them ride around the field?

bringonthecats · « **Reply #127 on:** June 12, 2012, 03:57:54 PM »

Quote from: BeanTownCat on June 12, 2012, 02:59:22 PM

The only person I've ever wanted to win this show more than Sean was Bentley, obviously.

Go Sean, go cats.

a secret bentley fan? i should've known, beantowncat. it's always the seemingly sweet, innocent ones who have a dark side.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #128 on:** June 12, 2012, 04:29:12 PM »

Bentley is a clod. I wouldn't have even gotten out of the stretch job when I saw it was that 6 head midget.

Scary Smart · « **Reply #129 on:** June 12, 2012, 06:05:20 PM »

You guys, his Instagram username is seanloweksu

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #130 on:** June 13, 2012, 08:21:27 AM »

So I have this "friend" who wants to get a Sean Lowe autograph. He's a dude and he doesn't want to come off in the wrong way. How would you suggest I....., uhhhhhmmm, I mean he get one?

MadCat · « **Reply #131 on:** June 13, 2012, 12:46:20 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on June 13, 2012, 08:21:27 AM

So I have this "friend" who wants to get a Sean Lowe autograph. He's a dude and he doesn't want to come off in the wrong way. How would you suggest I....., uhhhhhmmm, I mean he get one?

Have your friend from Canada get it for ~~you~~ him.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #132 on:** June 13, 2012, 02:11:36 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on June 13, 2012, 12:46:20 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on June 13, 2012, 08:21:27 AM
So I have this "friend" who wants to get a Sean Lowe autograph. He's a dude and he doesn't want to come off in the wrong way. How would you suggest I....., uhhhhhmmm, I mean he get one?

Have your friend from Canada get it for ~~you~~ him.

And get me one too.

MadCat · « **Reply #133 on:** June 13, 2012, 02:19:23 PM »

Okay, new approach: tell Sean you are from Canada and you have lots of friends who would like his autograph and that you are only asking him as a favor since you are not into that sort of thing. Remember: it's only as awkward as you make it.

steve dave · « **Reply #134 on:** June 13, 2012, 02:22:27 PM »

I'd just ask him nicely, EMAW to EMAW. He'd be happy to sign something for you imo.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #135 on:** June 13, 2012, 02:32:19 PM »

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #136 on:** June 13, 2012, 02:33:57 PM »

But if he is at the gym, let him finish before you ask him.

He will say "now I'm done"

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #137 on:** June 13, 2012, 02:34:32 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on June 13, 2012, 02:33:57 PM

But if he is at the gym, let him finish before you ask him.

He will say "now I'm done"

Trim · « **Reply #138 on:** June 16, 2012, 11:23:11 AM »

Quote

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #139 on:** June 16, 2012, 12:06:15 PM »

I better carb up soon.

Trim · « **Reply #140 on:** June 16, 2012, 12:21:04 PM »

Hey Emily, say "have my back" some more.

Run, Sean. Run.

kim carnes · « **Reply #141 on:** June 16, 2012, 03:10:47 PM »

Quote from: Trim on June 16, 2012, 12:21:04 PM

Hey Emily, say "have my back" some more.

Run, Sean. Run.

I'm not watching the show but i know he could do so much better. He is just doing this for publicity.

steve dave · « **Reply #142 on:** June 16, 2012, 03:14:01 PM »

obviously nobody is lining up to marry some broad with a kid that they've never met before. everyone is doing it for publicity. if it was an actual contest it would be a bunch of old, fat or poor guys.

kim carnes · « **Reply #143 on:** June 16, 2012, 03:27:50 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 16, 2012, 03:14:01 PM

obviously nobody is lining up to marry some broad with a kid that they've never met before. everyone is doing it for publicity. if it was an actual contest it would be a bunch of old, fat or poor guys.

thanks, steve

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #144 on:** June 17, 2012, 10:07:17 AM »

She is kind of a liar too.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #145 on:** June 17, 2012, 12:13:15 PM »

We get it Emily, you have a daughter, her name is Ricky.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #146 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:21:55 PM »

Oh man, some sort of physical competition involving horses or ponies or some crap?!?! Is there ANYONE IN THE WORLD better for this competition?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #147 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:30:33 PM »

Jfc, a macho competition. Stay back at the castle guys and save the humiliation.

kim carnes · « **Reply #148 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:32:43 PM »

Question for those in the know, is Sean the most physically perfect man alive?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #149 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:39:31 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on June 18, 2012, 07:32:43 PM

Question for those in the know, is Sean the most physically perfect man alive?

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