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Title: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 14, 2012, 09:52:27 PM
Go Sean. One rose down!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.poptower.com%2Fpic-88631%2Fsean-lowe-bachelorette.jpg%3Fd%3D600&hash=38e26312f0cf26c522273b11ec8b4b8881ff619d)
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Title: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 14, 2012, 10:02:58 PM
so hot
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on May 14, 2012, 10:07:51 PM
just another winner in the world of famous k-state alums like me.  great job sean.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 14, 2012, 10:10:06 PM
Dylan Keeling ? @SupermanDK
For all you Bachelorette watchers, Sean Lowe, Arie Luyendyk, and Jeff Holm all make it to the final 3. Saving weeks of wasted time. #welcome


Allie Morris ? @allie__morris
@JayceeWallace wait for Sean Lowe... We have already creeped on him so much.
1h Jaycee Wallace ? @JayceeWallace
@allie__morris I love that he was 1st. I love his face. I love that hes from Dallas. I love his accent. Oh, I love his face.#Bachelorette


TV Forums ? @JoinTVFanSpace
Checking out "Sean Lowe Bachelorette season 8 rumored winner" on http://BachelorMansion.com:


? MiSs bJ dAviS? ? @blonderaider21
Sooo supposedly Sean Lowe is predicted to win The Bachelorette. I went on a date with him back in the day, so funny.


 :runaway:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Winters on May 14, 2012, 10:11:21 PM
EMAW always wins.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 14, 2012, 10:12:06 PM
just another winner in the world of famous k-state alums like me.  great job sean.

Yawn
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: AbeFroman on May 14, 2012, 10:22:59 PM
Imagine how many beautiful K-state alums they had to turn away, probably half a shows worth
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on May 14, 2012, 10:34:22 PM
EMAW always wins.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wabash909 on May 14, 2012, 10:56:10 PM
 :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 15, 2012, 12:39:13 AM
watching now. helicopter guy, what a stud. :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: bringonthecats on May 15, 2012, 01:24:21 AM
sean lowe described as "hunky texas fitness model" and rumored to be in the top two. god how elite are we?
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/340798/20120514/new-bachelorette-emily-maynard-spoilers-season-8.htm

also, i've watched all but 1 season of the bachelorette and can confirm this looks to be the best season yet. exciting stuff.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: DQ12 on May 15, 2012, 02:09:52 AM
i miss bentley

 :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Benja on May 16, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
He's a good looking man
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Benja on May 16, 2012, 04:49:10 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fl.yimg.com%2Fa%2Fp%2Fsp%2Fr%2Fa4%2Fa44ae7bfec4ffa035f818a980f998707%2Fseanlowe.jpg&hash=6564c25c48a967bbeade475483312a04e0640486)

Christ Almighty scout pic
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Paul Moscow on May 16, 2012, 05:58:22 PM
Guys. Can you imagine Em's and Sean coming up to the ABC booth during our Sat night game of the week? Em has a powercat painted on her cheek!  :runaway:

Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 16, 2012, 06:16:26 PM
Guys. Can you imagine Em's and Sean coming up to the ABC booth during our Sat night game of the week? Em has a powercat painted on her cheek!  :runaway:

Dropping in, parachute, strapped to an Army Ranger!  :love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 16, 2012, 10:18:56 PM
Guys. Can you imagine Em's and Sean coming up to the ABC booth during our Sat night game of the week? Em has a powercat painted on her cheek!  :runaway:

Omg, super good looking, famous and successful KSU fans go to a game?!

Happens pretty much every game.  Jfc, noob.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on May 16, 2012, 10:30:42 PM
Can't wait to see Em and Sean in the new club level.  "What are you two drinking?  It's on me." - wmt
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 16, 2012, 10:46:23 PM
Can't wait to see Em and Sean in the new club level.  "What are you two drinking?  It's on me." - wmt

my guess is a Manhattan
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: DQ12 on May 17, 2012, 01:34:31 AM
What if she rejects him and sean is the new bachelor??

:surprised:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 17, 2012, 08:29:35 AM
What if she rejects him and sean is the new bachelor??

:surprised:

oh man. an EMAW love-fest is what it would be.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 17, 2012, 08:48:59 AM
What if she rejects him and sean is the new bachelor??

:surprised:

We would all know he was her first choice but ABC bribed them to not go through with it so he could be the new bach and create the greatest ratings of all time.

Plus, Sean isn't down with some broad who has baggage like Em.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on May 17, 2012, 10:14:57 AM
can't wait until womack shows up at the end and tries to steal em from sean and sean absolutely destroy's womack's face

after finishing him off, i guarantee sean throws up a lynch mob sign
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 17, 2012, 10:25:46 AM
can't wait until womack shows up at the end and tries to steal em from sean and sean absolutely destroy's womack's face

after finishing him off, i guarantee sean throws up a lynch mob sign

would be the most emaw moment of all time
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 17, 2012, 12:24:47 PM
So we have our TV deal with ABC right?  Hm....
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 17, 2012, 12:45:24 PM
 Manhattan for hometown visit?!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: nicname on May 17, 2012, 10:35:03 PM
Another EMAW treasure and not afraid to play cupid either. 

http://kstatesports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/103103aac.html

The EMAW circle of love is a beautiful thing.

Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 18, 2012, 05:52:35 PM
http://www.wetpaint.com/the-bachelorette/video/bachelorette-2012-sneak-peek-sean-lowe-gets-shirtless-everyone-still-hates-kalon-in-season-8-episode-2-video?utm_campaign=vrl&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=dlvrit-bachelorette (http://www.wetpaint.com/the-bachelorette/video/bachelorette-2012-sneak-peek-sean-lowe-gets-shirtless-everyone-still-hates-kalon-in-season-8-episode-2-video?utm_campaign=vrl&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=dlvrit-bachelorette)

Sean gets shirtless !!!

 :love:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 18, 2012, 05:53:19 PM
my god, sean should LIVE shirtless  :love:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 18, 2012, 08:04:59 PM
on the treadmill, mindlessly gazing at the tv, when what do i see? EMAW, on national television, displaying rock hard abs and a breath taking smile. just another day in the life of EMAW.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: jmlynch1 on May 18, 2012, 09:13:59 PM
my god, sean should LIVE shirtless  :love:
Yeah, at first I was hoping he would constantly wear EMAW tees, and then I was like no better make it gym shorts.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on May 19, 2012, 04:54:52 PM
I'm halfway through this thing online.  Admittedly I'm probably paying less than half-attention, but I don't think I've seen EMAW yet.  Was he in that part where they do a minute on each prospective dude?  I don't think he's exited a limo yet.

EDIT: Rewound and saw he was the first dude out the car.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 21, 2012, 09:24:21 AM
I'm halfway through this thing online.  Admittedly I'm probably paying less than half-attention, but I don't think I've seen EMAW yet.  Was he in that part where they do a minute on each prospective dude?  I don't think he's exited a limo yet.

EDIT: Rewound and saw he was the first dude out the car.

EMAW is always first.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 21, 2012, 07:50:02 PM
nervous shits (starts in 10)
Title: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on May 21, 2012, 07:52:00 PM
I bet he sexed her first episode. Hell, probably first commercial break.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 21, 2012, 08:26:16 PM
sean is going to put a clown suit on these mother fuckers.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 21, 2012, 10:00:04 PM
on to the next round.

Sean is sitting quietly in back ground, ready to strike. It's gonna be a flash flood alert when Emily's gettin' all wet on her first one-on-one date with him.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 21, 2012, 10:35:23 PM
Is KSU seriously going to win the World Championship of scoring chicks too?

Shooting guns?  Champs
Talking smooth?  Champs
Making money?  Champs
Fishing?             Champs
Scoring hotties?  ??????
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on May 22, 2012, 06:53:55 AM
A little more than halfway through last night's.  This is not an enjoyable show.  Really need Sean to start EMAW'n this whole thing or for a Brantley (Bentley? Can't remember.) type to start mixing it up.  LOL at her being a "West Virginia girl."  Gross.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 22, 2012, 09:31:53 AM
A little more than halfway through last night's.  This is not an enjoyable show.  Really need Sean to start EMAW'n this whole thing or for a Brantley (Bentley? Can't remember.) type to start mixing it up.  LOL at her being a "West Virginia girl."  Gross.

last night was a garbage episode. more Sean is necessary, obviously. and i think that's what they are doing... he'll be there to the end so they're saving the major chunks on him for later.
 :ksu:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on May 22, 2012, 10:28:31 AM
Pretty obvious that Sean is the guy in the house that everyone likes/gravitates to.  Just a nice young man.  So blessed.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on May 22, 2012, 10:55:55 AM
Sean's just gotta worry about getting a little better each and everyday.

#14 Commitment
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 28, 2012, 07:37:10 PM
 :thumbsup:  shirtless pushups...
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on May 28, 2012, 08:48:00 PM
Sean with the steamy hot make out sesh....

like I said.... flash flood alert.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on May 28, 2012, 08:49:20 PM
 Sean is so smooth, you guys.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on May 28, 2012, 09:14:29 PM
I'm about an hour behind and Sean already got his rose and was gonna ask if I should shut it off for the week, then saw the above 2 posts.  Will press on.

Emily annoys me.  Has a contestant ever left and turned it into his own show as he prowls the host city?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 28, 2012, 09:50:48 PM
I'm about an hour behind and Sean already got his rose and was gonna ask if I should shut it off for the week, then saw the above 2 posts.  Will press on.

Emily annoys me.  Has a contestant ever left and turned it into his own show as he prowls the host city?

No.  At least not yet....
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on May 28, 2012, 09:55:34 PM
I'm about an hour behind and Sean already got his rose and was gonna ask if I should shut it off for the week, then saw the above 2 posts.  Will press on.

Emily annoys me.  Has a contestant ever left and turned it into his own show as he prowls the host city?

No.  At least not yet....

Welp, EMAW blazing trails again.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on May 28, 2012, 10:16:46 PM
I love the awkward concerts.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on May 29, 2012, 07:19:36 AM
Quote
The rose ceremony was crazy, to say the least! Alessandro's comments definitely threw me for a loop, but that wasn't even the craziest thing he said. What you all didn't get to see is that he thinks of himself as a "Vampire Detector" and let me know that not only was there a vampire in the house, but he also had me join him in the woods, which explains my combat boots as I was walking him out.

When he took me out to his special place in the woods, I saw that he had hung crosses from every limb on every tree and in that moment I knew we were living on completely different planets. I do appreciate Alessandro's honesty, but maybe he should try to keep a house plant alive before we test his skills out on my daughter!

Thanks for watching!
Emily

:lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: DOOM_Catz on June 05, 2012, 09:09:11 AM
Last night Lowe makes mention of playing D1 football. I was pretty happy, but I NEED MORE THAN THAT! :ksu:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 05, 2012, 09:11:08 AM
Last night Lowe makes mention of playing D1 football. I was pretty happy, but I NEED MORE THAN THAT! :ksu:

would be an unfair advantage for him to mention EMAW like that.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: slobber on June 05, 2012, 09:14:14 AM
Last night Lowe makes mention of playing D1 football. I was pretty happy, but I NEED MORE THAN THAT! :ksu:

would be an unfair advantage for him to mention EMAW like that.
Surely she can smell it.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 05, 2012, 09:18:20 AM
i can't even begin to imagine the essence of Sean.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 05, 2012, 09:27:28 AM
"Double Entendre" fragrance for EMAW
*made with bits of real wildcat
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on June 05, 2012, 09:48:08 AM
Going to try out for the Biggest Loser at the end of the month. Wish me luck. :ksu:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 05, 2012, 09:52:02 AM
Going to try out for the Biggest Loser at the end of the month. Wish me luck. :ksu:

that would be awesome
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: slobber on June 05, 2012, 09:54:28 AM
Going to try out for the Biggest Loser at the end of the month. Wish me luck. :ksu:
Have the tryouts at FattyFest.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 05, 2012, 09:56:10 AM
It's not that Sean is just good looking. He has a presence to him that's just unspeakable. A real life heartthrob.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2012, 09:57:14 AM
Going to try out for the Biggest Loser at the end of the month. Wish me luck. :ksu:

stormnut, good luck.   :ksu:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 05, 2012, 11:14:10 AM
Going to try out for the Biggest Loser at the end of the month. Wish me luck. :ksu:
May the odds be ever in your favor.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 05, 2012, 11:22:36 AM
What does a "try out" for that look like?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2012, 11:28:06 AM
stormnut, make sure and give them an interesting sob story or life event that they can use on the show.  I think they require people to have something like that.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 05, 2012, 11:34:05 AM
make something up, if necessary
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2012, 11:35:09 AM
make something up, if necessary

Yeah, I'll play the abusive kid from school that messed with you at recess that you later show up and mush if needed.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on June 05, 2012, 11:36:51 AM
What does a "try out" for that look like?

I don't want to think about it too much. Hope the floor of the Nebraska Furniture mart can hold us all. Going to be a lot of weight.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 05, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
You have to cry.  Also, pretend you were a Marine before you got all gross.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 05, 2012, 12:21:42 PM
This isn't a big loser thread guys.   :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2012, 01:57:55 PM
This isn't a big loser thread guys.   :shakesfist:

I'll be honest.  stormnut on the biggest loser would be much more awesome according to me. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: slobber on June 05, 2012, 02:12:26 PM
Going to try out for the Biggest Loser at the end of the month. Wish me luck. :ksu:
Have the tryouts at FattyFest.
Stormy, when I was suggesting you have the biggest loser tryouts at Fatty Fest, I was only insinuating that it would be an awesome goEMAW moment for everyone present to be able to cheer you on. After some time, I realize now that it could be interpreted that I was referencing biggest loser contestants as fatties. I was not trying to do that. What a tribute to Fatty, somebody that I do not even personally know, that in a moment where a person could have easily used the obvious term "fatty" to make fun of somebody who is overweight, the thought did not even cross my mind, I was only thinking about the one and only Fatty. :cheers:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on June 05, 2012, 02:26:06 PM
Going to try out for the Biggest Loser at the end of the month. Wish me luck. :ksu:
Have the tryouts at FattyFest.
Stormy, when I was suggesting you have the biggest loser tryouts at Fatty Fest, I was only insinuating that it would be an awesome goEMAW moment for everyone present to be able to cheer you on. After some time, I realize now that it could be interpreted that I was referencing biggest loser contestants as fatties. I was not trying to do that. What a tribute to Fatty, somebody that I do not even personally know, that in a moment where a person could have easily used the obvious term "fatty" to make fun of somebody who is overweight, the thought did not even cross my mind, I was only thinking about the one and only Fatty. :cheers:

1) the open try out is in KC
2) My work has me tied up with HICKFEST.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: slobber on June 05, 2012, 02:33:39 PM

1) the open try out is in KC
2) My work has me tied up with HICKFEST.
You gotta be kidding me. goEMAW owners scheduled Fatty Fest on the same w/e of not only Country Stampede, but also the Bryan Hickman Memorial tribute?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 05, 2012, 02:36:28 PM
Where do I mail my proxy vote?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on June 05, 2012, 02:37:52 PM
So got to reading some more into this "The Biggest Loser" and finding out that the commitment of time is just stupid. They expect you to have 5 months away from your job. It is obvoussly for only real Losers with no job or independently wealthy. Going to look at options.


If I do this and get on. I plan on wearing a different KSU_FAN cat shirt each shoot.  :ksu:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2012, 02:38:48 PM
I bet they pay you
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 05, 2012, 02:40:00 PM
How big are you, stormnut?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 05, 2012, 02:40:25 PM
Raise funds  with sponsorships  :dunno:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on June 05, 2012, 02:42:09 PM
How big are you, stormnut?

345
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2012, 02:43:15 PM
How big are you, stormnut?

345

I don't think you are big enough. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 05, 2012, 02:43:22 PM
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 05, 2012, 02:44:11 PM
How big are you, stormnut?

345

You're gonna have to get bigger.  You might want to consult BigCat.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on June 05, 2012, 02:44:47 PM
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

Wow really? Never watch the show. The only reality show I watch is Football.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: slobber on June 05, 2012, 02:46:57 PM
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

Wow really? Never watch the show. The only reality show I watch is Football.
Hopefully you are participating in the 'lams's Annual The Chipotle KatKid 7 Day Chipotle Challenge. Also, eat more biscuits. I would think getting above 350 would give you a better shot.
How tall are you?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on June 05, 2012, 02:47:54 PM
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

Wow really? Never watch the show. The only reality show I watch is Football.
Hopefully you are participating in the 'lams's Annual The Chipotle KatKid 7 Day Chipotle Challenge. Also, eat more biscuits. I would think getting above 350 would give you a better shot.
How tall are you?

5'10"
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 05, 2012, 02:53:48 PM
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

Last season's male contestants starting weights:
291
306
357
357
361
370
389
396
403

The last few seasons have been couples, so I'm guessin the 2 low weights (291 & 306) had wives with higher weights and the producers felt they brought entertainment value. 

Is this another couples season?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2012, 02:54:58 PM
maybe there's hope stomnut!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 05, 2012, 02:59:43 PM
Only a few biscuits shy...  :driving:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on June 05, 2012, 03:00:52 PM
How big are you, stormnut?

345

What is the size of the smallest person ever to make it on that show?  That doesn't seem heavy enough to me.  I still support your efforts though.

Last season's male contestants starting weights:
291
306
357
357
361
370
389
396
403

The last few seasons have been couples, so I'm guessin the 2 low weights (291 & 306) had wives with higher weights and the producers felt they brought entertainment value. 

Is this another couples season?

nope individuals with couples optional.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on June 05, 2012, 03:02:59 PM
From my own personal experience, you get much heavier than me at my height and I don't see how you can even think about going on one of those shows. I mean, how the hell can you even walk from challenge to challenge without a rascal.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on June 05, 2012, 03:11:02 PM
did some more digging and they do pay you while you are on the show. So back on, at the moment.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 05, 2012, 05:09:15 PM
did some more digging and they do pay you while you are on the show. So back on, at the moment.

 :bball:  <---- but holding buffalo wings
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wabash909 on June 05, 2012, 05:54:32 PM
Stormy, I liked that story you told that one time about how you don't believe in air conditioning.  You should use that one on the producers.


Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on June 05, 2012, 06:02:08 PM
did some more digging and they do pay you while you are on the show. So back on, at the moment.

You will have your pick of jobs when you are all svelte.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 05, 2012, 06:22:24 PM
If you don't get picked for Biggest Loser are you going to train for the next season, or just try and lose weight on your own?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 05, 2012, 07:30:29 PM
If you don't get picked for Biggest Loser are you going to train for the next season, or just try and lose weight on your own?

that would be an interesting dilemma
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: DOOM_Catz on June 06, 2012, 02:35:04 PM
And so we've digressed....  :zzz:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: massofcatfan on June 07, 2012, 07:52:47 AM
why are there no pictures of bachelorettes on this thread  :confused:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 07, 2012, 07:59:03 AM
why are there no pictures of bachelorettes on this thread  :confused:

because this isn't kstatefans
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on June 08, 2012, 07:57:20 AM
why are there no pictures of bachelorettes on this thread  :confused:

because this isn't kstatefans

this thread could use some more pics of sean
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 08, 2012, 08:00:28 AM
why are there no pictures of bachelorettes on this thread  :confused:

because this isn't kstatefans

this thread could use some more pics of sean

that's goEMAW  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 08, 2012, 08:54:37 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fboyculture.typepad.com%2F.a%2F6a00d8341c2ca253ef016766c338f8970b-pi&hash=e7b482668c8be09194f10ac339591b1e75c89039)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on June 11, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Tune in NOW, first one-on-one date with Emily  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 11, 2012, 07:21:15 PM
She is falling all over herself to hump on Sean.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 11, 2012, 07:29:14 PM
We get it em, Sean is purrrrrfect
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on June 11, 2012, 07:30:21 PM
great date sean, i'm all in w/ you buddy.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 11, 2012, 08:59:23 PM
What happened with Kalen?  Missed it.  Was he the one she told to GTFO?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 11, 2012, 08:59:52 PM
sean summary plz, prior obligation, missed the 'sode
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Skipper44 on June 11, 2012, 09:01:29 PM
What happened with Kalen?  Missed it.  Was he the one she told to GTFO?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on June 11, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
sean and emily had the first one on one date of the day.  a bus ride on a double decker bus around london sight seeing.  then they had dinner at a castle and emily said she liked sean.

sean got a rose.

then kalon called ricki 'baggage' and said he wouldn't apologize for saying it.  she told him to gtfo. 

then she and jeff went on a one on one.  they kissed next to a bridge.  she rosed him.

alejandro did NOT get a rose and was sent kicking rocks.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 11, 2012, 11:07:05 PM
Ummmm guys, he's on twitter now: @SeanLowe09
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: bringonthecats on June 11, 2012, 11:09:19 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdistilleryimage3.instagram.com%2F624e1058b32d11e1a92a1231381b6f02_7.jpg&hash=4342772b966c7a2432edd5cf69ab6b3305d44619)

:love:

https://twitter.com/SeanLowe09
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on June 11, 2012, 11:16:20 PM
oh man :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: yoEMAW on June 12, 2012, 08:42:56 AM
What if she rejects him and sean is the new bachelor??

:surprised:

We would all know he was her first choice but ABC bribed them to not go through with it so he could be the new bach and create the greatest ratings of all time.

Plus, Sean isn't down with some broad who has baggage like Em.

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 12, 2012, 10:03:48 AM
What if she rejects him and sean is the new bachelor??

:surprised:

We would all know he was her first choice but ABC bribed them to not go through with it so he could be the new bach and create the greatest ratings of all time.

Plus, Sean isn't down with some broad who has baggage like Em.

 :sdeek:

 :cool:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on June 12, 2012, 10:05:02 AM
sean impregnated em the first time she saw him, along with 3 female producers who happened to be in the area.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on June 12, 2012, 10:54:59 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdistilleryimage3.instagram.com%2F624e1058b32d11e1a92a1231381b6f02_7.jpg&hash=4342772b966c7a2432edd5cf69ab6b3305d44619)

:love:

https://twitter.com/SeanLowe09

His hair looks great straight out of the helmet.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: The Manhatter on June 12, 2012, 02:14:23 PM
From March 6, 2002 on rivals after he signed:


Quote
Lowe made quick switch from A&M to K-State

Derek Boss


Sean Lowe was almost a predestined Aggie. Almost. The 6-foot-3, 225-pound linebacker grew up watching Texas A&M football. In fact, he thought he was the 12th Man.

Lowe had the hats, sweatshirts and t-shirts. He went to all the bonfires, and made it to at least one game a year, watching the Wrecking Crew defense wreak havoc on the opposition. He had watched players like Dat Nguyen dominate on Saturdays, and all roads seemed to point to College Station, Texas.

Until he began speaking with the Kansas State coaching staff. "It just the quickest transformation you’ve ever seen," said Jay Lowe, Sean’s father. "He was just basically saying, ‘A&M who?’ He was just sold on K-State, and of course, we all made that same transformation pretty quickly, too."

Sean and his father made their first visit to Manhattan on Nov. 24. K-State was playing Missouri at KSU Stadium, and it was anything but a great day for football.

Rain was falling. Winds blew from the northwest at 20-30 mph. The skies were cloudy and gray, and the temperature was a chilly 46 degrees. But nearly 44,000 supporters were still on hand to cheer the Wildcats to victory.

"We’re sitting there watching the game," Lowe’s father said, "and he’s already impressed by the things he’s seen. But he looks around, and the place is packed and the people are so in the game.

"And he says to me, ‘There’s so much spirit here,’ because on a cold miserable day for a lot of schools, they would all head for the sports bars and watch it on TV."

So when the Lowes arrived back in Arlington, Texas, on Sunday, Sean felt a few changes needed to be made. That very next day, he boxed up all his Aggies stuff -- things he’d had since he was a small child -- and just got rid of them.

"He packed it all up and said, ‘Dad, take this thing out of here, and take it to the homeless,’ and that’s what I did," Jay said. "There wasn’t one single maroon thing left in our house.

"The homeless people here in downtown Dallas are now wearing it. There’s a corner where several of the homeless folks camp and hang out off Interstate-35, and if you drive down there, there’s homeless people wearing Aggies stuff."

As for Sean’s wardrobe?

Lots and lots of purple.

"In his room now, he has this -- I’m not sure of the dimensions -- but probably this 4-foot by 4-foot Powercat painted on his wall, and everything in his room is purple," Jay said. "K-State hats hang from the rear-view mirror in his truck, and he wears K-State stuff.

"We had a signing party for him recently, and we had this place decked out. There was so much purple you wouldn’t believe it. The whole neighborhood knows where he’s going to be going to school."

Not that Lowe, a senior at Lamar High School in Arlington, Texas, was short on options, though.

He took several recruiting visits last fall, checking out both Oklahoma State and Arkansas, and he was also interested in Stanford. But two trips to Manhattan -- the unofficial one in late-November, and an official visit on Dec. 7 -- sealed the deal.

"I could just tell at Kansas State the closeness of the coaches with the players, and the whole town that supports it and whatnot," Lowe said. "That was real evident to me, so that’s probably the main reason I chose Kansas State."

Plus, he’s tired of losing.

Lowe never had a problem with personal successes -- he was ranked the 52nd-best inside linebacker in the nation nationally by Rivals.com -- but a winning program always eluded him. "Basically, I’m just ready to get in a program that wins no matter what," Lowe said. "I know they had a slide this year, three or four games, but for the most part, K-State wins every year."

Lowe started playing football at any early age, and seemed to try every sport in the sun along the way.

"I think I remember telling my dad that I wanted to play when I was seven," he said. "I knew nothing about the game, but after a while, it kind of grew on me and I kind of got the hang of it.

"I was a real active kid, though. I’ve done everything -- boxing, track, football, baseball, basketball. But I like the physical part of football, and that’s probably why I stuck with that instead all of the other sports."

Besides, he always had the gift of height, which helped in athletics, he said. Weight, on the other hand, was a different story. That didn’t come naturally, forcing Lowe to work hard for everything he achieved. He was just 180 pounds as a sophomore at Irving (Texas) High School, but still earned a starting spot at linebacker. He and teammate Chris Boggas -- now a 6-foot-5, 315-pound, sophomore offensive lineman at K-State -- led the Tigers to the playoffs that season, but lost in the second round.

That was Lowe’s only taste at winning.

His junior year, Irving finished 5-5, and during the off-season, the Lowe family decided to sell their home.

"My mom was just ready to move houses," he said.

As a result, Lowe transferred for his senior year to Lamar High School in Arlington, which was anything but a step down from a football standpoint, however. The high school had a streak of 13 straight seasons with a playoff berth, and had been to the state semifinals the previous year. Lamar went 4-6 in Lowe’s senior campaign.

"Thirteen years in a row until I got there," he said. "To be honest with you, everyone blames something else, it seems like, but our offense putting up 12 points per game didn’t help. Our defense was the best at Lamar since 1991, so we held things down pretty good, but it’s tough to win when you can’t get any points on the board."

But Lowe didn’t let that get him down. He racked up 96 tackles and four sacks as a senior, earning him team Defensive MVP honors.

"That was really nice," he said. "I really didn’t think I had a shot at winning it just because I’d only been on the team a year, and we had two others guys that are going D-1. We had a bunch of good players on defense, and I was just proud that they selected me as being the MVP."

It might have been his intensity that nabbed him that, coupled with his knack for always finding the football.
"I hope that they notice that I’m on every single play," Lowe said. "That’s what I try to do, and as long as you maintain your job on the field, then the majority of the time, you will be in on the play.

"I’m real intense when it comes to games. During the course of the week, coaches will give you a thousand jobs and tell you what to look for and whatnot -- so I’m thinking on the field, too -- but other than that, I’m just out there focused, trying to make every play I can. It’s just going out there and blowing people up."

With good sportsmanship, of course.

Lowe will tell you, right up front, where his priorities are in life.

"First and foremost, I’m a Christian," he said. "Football player comes second, definitely. Now, there’s nothing wrong at all with knocking somebody on their butt. It’s just a game. I’m going out there as intense as I can, and I’m just trying to do my job and take care of business."

It’s tough to take care of business when you’re hurt, which Lowe pointed out was another blessing in disguise. Throughout his athletic career, he’s never had a serious injury.

"I don’t think I’ve ever missed a game, to tell you the truth," he said. "Sometimes you can’t avoid a blown knee, a broken arm or anything like that, so I’ve just been blessed."

Two of Lowe’s biggest influences were always within sight. His father and grandfather were his biggest patrons through thick and thin.

"They were out there every practice, no matter if it was 105 degrees or not," Lowe said. "They were the only two dads or grand-dads out there, just watching. They made sure that they were really involved in everything I was doing.

"They didn’t actually teach me the game, but they were there to support me. Everything I’ve done, they’ve always been there."

And from the way it sounds, they’ll continue to be, even after Lowe heads north to Manhattan in the first week of June.

"We’re going to all the games, no matter where they are," his father said. "Away. Home. It doesn’t matter. We’re all going to be there. I can’t tell you how much we love K-State, and how this has happened so fast to us. It’s just great. Looking at the screen saver on my computer, it’s purple and white. It was maroon and white before."

As for this fall, Lowe said he’s already told Coach LHC Bill Snyder that he’s planning to redshirt his freshman year. Lowe felt the need for both size and experience was just too great.

"Coach Snyder gave me the option, but we both know that’s the smart thing to do," Lowe said, "because size is a huge factor playing in the Big 12. Having the year off, I feel like I can get a chance to know the defense, and again, the biggest part is gaining weight and gaining muscle.

"I feel like I’m more athletic than most of the linebackers there, but they just have the size and a couple years under their belt in the system."

Lowe said he knows of K-State’s tradition at linebacker, too, and he just wants to be a part of it while bulking up to about 240 pounds by 2003, he said.

"I watched college football, and I saw people like Mark Simoneau and Ben Leber, so obviously they know what they’re doing with the defense," Lowe said of K-State. "I was kind of concerned when Coach (Phil) Bennett left, but Coach Snyder reassured me that the defense was the same before Bennett was there.

"So I know the defense will be the same as it’s always been, and hopefully I can be somebody like a Ben Leber."

To get him there, K-State strength coach Rod Cole already has Lowe on a 6,000-calorie per day workout plan, and the senior has been working with personal trainer all spring.

Lowe’s father sees the commitment his son his making, too, and he couldn’t be happier with his decision.

"We could not feel more blessed about him going to K-State," Jay Lowe said. "We are just extremely excited about the coaches he’s going to be playing for, their winning tradition and all the other traditions that they have. We just feel like it’s a godsend, truly."
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 12, 2012, 02:20:47 PM
 :love:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 12, 2012, 02:45:09 PM
truly EMAW to the core
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 12, 2012, 02:52:58 PM
Guys.....

guys

Guys.

Guys listen.

I have

guys listen

I have a question

guys

What if he wins

guys listen here

what if he wins the bachelorette's heart and they get married during the Miami game halftime?

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 12, 2012, 02:59:22 PM
The only person I've ever wanted to win this show more than Sean was Bentley, obviously.

Go Sean, go cats.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 12, 2012, 03:11:50 PM
Honestly, I think the show's executives will rig it so Sean finishes second, and then he will be The Bachelor.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 12, 2012, 03:13:11 PM


what if he wins the bachelorette's heart and they get married during the Miami game halftime?

 :horrorsurprise:

Or they wait until next year (West Stadium "substantially" finished), and wed during the WVU game.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 12, 2012, 03:16:57 PM
Honestly, I think the show's executives will rig it so Sean finishes second, and then he will be The Bachelor.

LSOC already nailed this ending a few pages back.  check it.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 12, 2012, 03:23:13 PM
Honestly, I think the show's executives will rig it so Sean finishes second, and then he will be The Bachelor.

LSOC already nailed this ending a few pages back.  check it.

:thumbs:
Title: Re: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: raquetcat on June 12, 2012, 03:23:46 PM
Honestly, I think the show's executives will rig it so Sean finishes second, and then he will be The Bachelor.

LSOC already nailed this ending a few pages back.  check it.

This is obviously what's going to happen, Sean is scheming the bachelorette so he doesn't have to be stuck with some hayseed with baggage like Emily, then next season he gets the pick of the litter, totally EMAW
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 12, 2012, 03:24:28 PM
Guys, when Sean is the bachelor, do you think he will take all the girls to the Harley Day game and let them ride around the field?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: bringonthecats on June 12, 2012, 03:57:54 PM
The only person I've ever wanted to win this show more than Sean was Bentley, obviously.

Go Sean, go cats.

:surprised:

a secret bentley fan? i should've known, beantowncat. it's always the seemingly sweet, innocent ones who have a dark side.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 12, 2012, 04:29:12 PM
Bentley is a clod.  I wouldn't have even gotten out of the stretch job when I saw it was that 6 head midget.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on June 12, 2012, 06:05:20 PM
You guys, his Instagram username is seanloweksu  :gocho:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 13, 2012, 08:21:27 AM
So I have this "friend" who wants to get a Sean Lowe autograph. He's a dude and he doesn't want to come off in the wrong way. How would you suggest I....., uhhhhhmmm, I mean he get one?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 13, 2012, 12:46:20 PM
So I have this "friend" who wants to get a Sean Lowe autograph. He's a dude and he doesn't want to come off in the wrong way. How would you suggest I....., uhhhhhmmm, I mean he get one?

Have your friend from Canada get it for you him.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 13, 2012, 02:11:36 PM
So I have this "friend" who wants to get a Sean Lowe autograph. He's a dude and he doesn't want to come off in the wrong way. How would you suggest I....., uhhhhhmmm, I mean he get one?

Have your friend from Canada get it for you him.  :dunno:

And get me one too.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on June 13, 2012, 02:19:23 PM
Okay, new approach:  tell Sean you are from Canada and you have lots of friends who would like his autograph and that you are only asking him as a favor since you are not into that sort of thing.  Remember: it's only as awkward as you make it.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 13, 2012, 02:22:27 PM
I'd just ask him nicely, EMAW to EMAW.  He'd be happy to sign something for you imo. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 13, 2012, 02:32:19 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 13, 2012, 02:33:57 PM
But if he is at the gym, let him finish before you ask him.

He will say "now I'm done"
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 13, 2012, 02:34:32 PM
But if he is at the gym, let him finish before you ask him.

He will say "now I'm done"
  :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 16, 2012, 11:23:11 AM
Quote
'Biggest Loser' to hold auditions in Kansas City

By The News staff

Want to be on "The Biggest Loser?"

Kansas City, Kan., is included in a 13-city search for contestants on the NBC reality show.

Auditions are 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. June 30 at Nebraska Furniture Mart, 1601 Village West Parkway.
People who have at least 85 pounds to lose are encouraged to apply for the season, which will air in January 2013.

Candidates must be at least 18 years old and legal residents of the United States. They could win a chance to lose weight and compete for a grand prize of $250,000.

Those who can't attend may submit a videotape. Information is available at nbc.com/casting or thebiggestlosercasting.com.

People may not line up prior to three hours before the start of the open call. Candidates should bring photos of themselves, which will not be returned.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 16, 2012, 12:06:15 PM
I better carb up soon.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 16, 2012, 12:21:04 PM
Hey Emily, say "have my back" some more.

Run, Sean.  Run.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on June 16, 2012, 03:10:47 PM
Hey Emily, say "have my back" some more.

Run, Sean.  Run.

I'm not watching the show but i know he could do so much better.   He is just doing this for publicity.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 16, 2012, 03:14:01 PM
obviously nobody is lining up to marry some broad with a kid that they've never met before.  everyone is doing it for publicity.  if it was an actual contest it would be a bunch of old, fat or poor guys.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on June 16, 2012, 03:27:50 PM
obviously nobody is lining up to marry some broad with a kid that they've never met before.  everyone is doing it for publicity.  if it was an actual contest it would be a bunch of old, fat or poor guys.

thanks, steve
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 17, 2012, 10:07:17 AM
She is kind of a liar too.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 17, 2012, 12:13:15 PM
We get it Emily, you have a daughter, her name is Ricky. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 18, 2012, 07:21:55 PM
 :bait:  Oh man, some sort of physical competition involving horses or ponies or some crap?!?!  Is there ANYONE IN THE WORLD better for this competition?   :ksu: :ksu: :ksu:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 18, 2012, 07:30:33 PM
Jfc, a macho competition.  Stay back at the castle guys and save the humiliation.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on June 18, 2012, 07:32:43 PM
Question for those in the know, is Sean the most physically perfect man alive?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 18, 2012, 07:39:31 PM
Question for those in the know, is Sean the most physically perfect man alive?


Stonestreet
Sean
Freems
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Gooch on June 18, 2012, 08:15:42 PM
lol at this loser begging for a rose.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 18, 2012, 08:18:34 PM
lol at this loser begging for a rose.

Uncomfortable
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 18, 2012, 08:51:44 PM
at this point, it's really just a question of whether ABC wants to let true competition prevail (Sean wins), or if they want to make the most money off a television show in history (Sean gets 2nd, is the next Bachelor).

ball is in your court, ABC.

 :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on June 18, 2012, 09:02:29 PM
From earlier today:

Quote
@SeanLowe09: What's up @bcobes Can't wait to get to Manhattan this fall and watch the Cats kill it!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: DQ12 on June 18, 2012, 09:06:47 PM
From earlier today:

Quote
@SeanLowe09: What's up @bcobes Can't wait to get to Manhattan this fall and watch the Cats kill it!
Sean should get ABC to help finance the river around the field so he can take one of the broads he's with on a gondola ride during the Texas game.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 18, 2012, 09:11:37 PM
From earlier today:

Quote
@SeanLowe09: What's up @bcobes Can't wait to get to Manhattan this fall and watch the Cats kill it!

So blessed
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 19, 2012, 12:37:22 AM
Anyone watch glass house right after?  I let the DVR go past bachelorette and am watching now.  Pretty awful so far.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 19, 2012, 01:03:55 AM
Anyone watch glass house right after?  I let the DVR go past bachelorette and am watching now.  Pretty awful so far.

Nevermind.  LOL at Alex.  LOL at how they have to do some gesture to pick who to vote out and him doing a crotch chop.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on June 19, 2012, 08:50:14 AM
Anyone watch glass house right after?  I let the DVR go past bachelorette and am watching now.  Pretty awful so far.

Nevermind.  LOL at Alex.  LOL at how they have to do some gesture to pick who to vote out and him doing a crotch chop.

Yeah, the DX "suck it" move made me LOL pretty hard.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 19, 2012, 08:56:51 AM
Anyone watch glass house right after?  I let the DVR go past bachelorette and am watching now.  Pretty awful so far.

Nevermind.  LOL at Alex.  LOL at how they have to do some gesture to pick who to vote out and him doing a crotch chop.

Yeah, the DX "suck it" move made me LOL pretty hard.

I want to see the crap-talking he did to the other dude as they went down those tubes that prompted the other dude to immediately quit the game.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 19, 2012, 09:08:49 AM
So this thing is down to Sean and Ari. The final episode will be a wrestling match for strongest man/best looking, winner gets to have his own bachelor show, and the loser has to settle for the widow with the abnoxious kid. #TeamSean4TheBachelor
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 19, 2012, 10:11:23 AM
So this thing is down to Sean and Ari. The final episode will be a wrestling match for strongest man/best looking, winner gets to have his own bachelor show, and the loser has to settle for the widow with the abnoxious kid. #TeamSean4TheBachelor

yeah the final 3 will def be Sean, Arie, and the short blonde kid with tall hair from Utah.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Ibgettnbuckets on June 19, 2012, 10:26:51 AM
From earlier today:

Quote
@SeanLowe09: What's up @bcobes Can't wait to get to Manhattan this fall and watch the Cats kill it!

Yup thats me (bcobes)  :lynchmob: You heard it hear first, I think there is a 99.9% chance Sean wins this thing.  I am hearing they are engaged, only time will tell. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 19, 2012, 10:29:10 AM
 :surprised:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 19, 2012, 10:31:17 AM
Unless Emily donates a bunch of money to the fff fund, I think I hate her.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 19, 2012, 10:32:16 AM
 :excited:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 19, 2012, 10:32:20 AM
Unless Emily donates a bunch of money to the fff fund, I think I hate her.

You don't talk like that about future EMAW wife Emily or her bastard kid
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 19, 2012, 10:33:38 AM
Unless Emily donates a bunch of money to the fff fund, I think I hate her.

You don't talk like that about future EMAW wife Emily or her bastard kid

Oh God... you don't think... the tuxedo?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on June 19, 2012, 10:34:37 AM
Unless Emily donates a bunch of money to the fff fund, I think I hate her.

You don't talk like that about future EMAW wife Emily or her bastard kid

Oh God... you don't think... the tuxedo?

 ;)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 19, 2012, 10:35:25 AM
Unless Emily donates a bunch of money to the fff fund, I think I hate her.

You don't talk like that about future EMAW wife Emily or her bastard kid

Oh God... you don't think... the tuxedo?

 ;)

:sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 19, 2012, 11:06:39 AM
hottest EMAW bachelor since Wyatt Thompson
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 03:43:26 PM
we still bachpak'n tonight Limestone?  can't focus at work, can't stop thinking about Sean and his smile.  :D
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2012, 03:45:46 PM
warm up the rock hard abs and soul-crushing smiles !!!!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2012, 03:48:19 PM
we still bachpak'n tonight Limestone?  can't focus at work, can't stop thinking about Sean and his smile.  :D

Got my vintage Lowe Cats jersey and a bottle of Rose.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 04:04:39 PM
we still bachpak'n tonight Limestone?  can't focus at work, can't stop thinking about Sean and his smile.  :D

Got my vintage Lowe Cats jersey and a bottle of Rose.

be over 6:30ish for pregame, bring ribs i smoked yesterday  :lick:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2012, 04:05:56 PM
we still bachpak'n tonight Limestone?  can't focus at work, can't stop thinking about Sean and his smile.  :D

Got my vintage Lowe Cats jersey and a bottle of Rose.

be over 6:30ish for pregame, bring ribs i smoked yesterday  :lick:

I am going to boo Ari's face off.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 04:11:32 PM
we still bachpak'n tonight Limestone?  can't focus at work, can't stop thinking about Sean and his smile.  :D

Got my vintage Lowe Cats jersey and a bottle of Rose.

be over 6:30ish for pregame, bring ribs i smoked yesterday  :lick:

I am going to boo Ari's face off.

he's got great hair  :ohno:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2012, 04:17:32 PM
you know who else might have had great hair? Hitler.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 07:04:06 PM
Ari hitting the producer  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2012, 07:15:29 PM
Ari's out!

 :excited:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 07:19:07 PM
Ari looking like a major dumbass in this 'sode, great job abc.

"uh, I gotta be honest, I got a tat of the name of a girl I used to date, the one with two kids.   :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2012, 07:19:45 PM
Her lady boner for Sean is obvious
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2012, 07:19:54 PM
he got BITB'ed
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2012, 07:26:07 PM
Aris zits are gross.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
Sean about ready to go full heart throb after the break  :)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2012, 07:34:39 PM
Sean about ready to go full heart throb after the break  :)

Yup, Prague will live in history when he broke out
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: SdK on June 25, 2012, 07:46:15 PM
So um what girls do you date?
I was cheated on
Awwwwwww thats why he moves so slow! Gmafb.

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Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2012, 07:49:38 PM
i mean, go Sean and all, but running through the streets of Prague yelling "Emily!" and suddenly finding her in an empty alley way?

ABC, you can do better than that...
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on June 25, 2012, 07:50:09 PM
no one on one?  make your own!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2012, 07:51:27 PM
i mean, go Sean and all, but running through the streets of Prague yelling "Emily!" and suddenly finding her in an empty alley way?

ABC, you can do better than that...

Yeah, Wes and I were pretty dubious.

But here comes sexxy make out sesh...
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 07:52:33 PM
Sean making all the right moves, without a doubt the most perfect person in the shows history
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 07:55:15 PM
Seriously I don't know how to tell Sean that I'm falling in love with him
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2012, 07:57:29 PM
Look at them, playing it cool even though she was molesting SL just 5 hours ago.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2012, 07:57:54 PM
Seriously I don't know how to tell Sean that I'm falling in love with him

search "sean bachelorette" on twitter. your'e not alone.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Gooch on June 25, 2012, 07:59:27 PM
Emily is not good enough for Sean. There I said it feel much better now.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 08:01:35 PM
Thank you for that

Yep

Awkward
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2012, 08:11:30 PM
Sean lets his lips do all the talking
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2012, 08:12:16 PM
healthy dose of summer time EMAW tonight, flipping between Sean on ABC and Kynard on NBC Sports

 :ksu:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 08:12:51 PM
Chris is such a tool
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 08:15:14 PM
Sean got the rose I'm so shocked
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 25, 2012, 08:19:02 PM
healthy dose of summer time EMAW tonight, flipping between Sean on ABC and Kynard on NBC Sports

 :ksu:

Did you hear the announcer say that Erik has an A Qualifying Standard and is already going to London?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2012, 08:19:52 PM
healthy dose of summer time EMAW tonight, flipping between Sean on ABC and Kynard on NBC Sports

 :ksu:

Did you hear the announcer say that Erik has an A Qualifying Standard and is already going to London?

i did hear that. was not aware he had already made it.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 08:21:53 PM
healthy dose of summer time EMAW tonight, flipping between Sean on ABC and Kynard on NBC Sports

 :ksu:

Did you hear the announcer say that Erik has an A Qualifying Standard and is already going to London?

i did hear that. was not aware he had already made it.

Cut it out guys
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Gooch on June 25, 2012, 08:23:11 PM
If she picks Jef they could wear each others jeans :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 25, 2012, 08:23:40 PM
healthy dose of summer time EMAW tonight, flipping between Sean on ABC and Kynard on NBC Sports

 :ksu:

Did you hear the announcer say that Erik has an A Qualifying Standard and is already going to London?

i did hear that. was not aware he had already made it.

Cut it out guys

Sorry, I wasn't thinking when I posted this.  Mods, please delete this tangent.  I don't want Sean to read this and think I was disrespectful. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Gooch on June 25, 2012, 08:24:05 PM
Those doll things are beyond creepy.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on June 25, 2012, 08:29:51 PM
my girlfriend said she thought the other guy was cuter than sean, I told her to shut her mouth
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 08:30:11 PM
Those doll things are beyond creepy.

If that was Sean's date, his doll would be shirtless and em's doll would have had drool all over it
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2012, 08:34:09 PM
Those doll things are beyond creepy.

If that was Sean's date, his doll would be shirtless and em's doll would have had drool all over it

They don't make dolls that shredded.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 08:47:51 PM
Even Sean feels bad for asshat Chris, I mean, Sean is seriously perfect.  :love:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Gooch on June 25, 2012, 08:59:19 PM
When we go to Chicago in August I am going to find that whiny bitch Chris and kick him square in the pussy.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: SdK on June 25, 2012, 08:59:47 PM
Hosed.

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Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on June 25, 2012, 09:00:41 PM
oh eff that...
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on June 25, 2012, 09:07:55 PM
Missed tonight's 'sode & forgot to DVR. Recap pls?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Gooch on June 25, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
Missed tonight's 'sode & forgot to DVR. Recap pls?
When we go to Chicago in August I am going to find that whiny bitch Chris and kick him square in the pussy.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 25, 2012, 09:25:56 PM
Missed tonight's 'sode & forgot to DVR. Recap pls?

Sean killed it per usual had hot make out sessions, got the first rose, rinse repeat
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 25, 2012, 09:28:50 PM
Missed tonight's 'sode & forgot to DVR. Recap pls?

Sean killed it per usual had hot make out sessions, got the first rose, rinse repeat

Kept his shirt on the whole time though... :curse:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on June 25, 2012, 11:23:18 PM
god, I almost feel bad for that loser chris. almost! :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on June 25, 2012, 11:24:13 PM
Jeff, my god what a loser puppet show dorkstore date.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on June 25, 2012, 11:24:58 PM
nice pockets and hair jeff! :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 25, 2012, 11:30:38 PM
Anyone watch glass house right after?  I let the DVR go past bachelorette and am watching now.  Pretty awful so far.

Nevermind.  LOL at Alex.  LOL at how they have to do some gesture to pick who to vote out and him doing a crotch chop.

Yeah, the DX "suck it" move made me LOL pretty hard.

I want to see the crap-talking he did to the other dude as they went down those tubes that prompted the other dude to immediately quit the game.

:flush:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on June 25, 2012, 11:32:36 PM
What a horrible mother.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on June 25, 2012, 11:35:00 PM
oh, I totally want kids yesterday too, em! :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: DOOM_Catz on June 26, 2012, 04:41:25 PM
I need to go dust off my old zip up hoodie. Sean is bringing those back in style!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 26, 2012, 04:50:39 PM
I need to go dust off my old zip up hoodie. Sean is bringing those back in style!

About 6 months after I already did.   :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on June 26, 2012, 04:56:33 PM
I need to go dust off my old zip up hoodie. Sean is bringing those back in style!

About 6 months after I already did.   :thumbs:

About 7 months after I did.  :eye:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: SdK on June 26, 2012, 04:58:16 PM
I need to go dust off my old zip up hoodie. Sean is bringing those back in style!

About 6 months after I already did.   :thumbs:

About 7 months after I did.  :eye:

I never stopped repping mine... :zzz:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 02, 2012, 03:19:50 PM
any predicto's for Emily meeting Sean's family tonight? since ABC loves the cats, i predict that they will have the in-house EMAW on full display throughout the entire episode.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2012, 03:25:17 PM
any predicto's for Emily meeting Sean's family tonight? since ABC loves the cats, i predict that they will have the in-house EMAW on full display throughout the entire episode.

the producers will need a garden hose to get that slut out of his high school bedroom.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on July 02, 2012, 03:32:23 PM
my guess is sean brings emily out on his hometown date to get powercat tattoos on their ankles. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on July 02, 2012, 03:32:41 PM
followed by a funnel cake
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2012, 03:45:25 PM
He will take her to his old high school and she will pass out while he shrugs.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on July 02, 2012, 04:00:54 PM
didn't Sean's sis marry Andrew Shull?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 02, 2012, 04:09:23 PM
didn't Sean's sis marry Andrew Shull?
Don't know?  :dunno: I didn't know he had one, I just guessed/assumed.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 02, 2012, 04:12:21 PM
You know what channel the TV will be tuned to when the cameras roll up?



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Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wiley on July 02, 2012, 04:32:14 PM
Helmet on the mantle front and center.  :ksu:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 02, 2012, 07:57:58 PM
Confirmed: Andrew Shull cameo
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2012, 08:22:08 PM
He has to live at home to chase off all the ass
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 02, 2012, 08:22:25 PM
Guise what's his secret?!?!?!  :ohno:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 02, 2012, 08:27:56 PM
Guise what's his secret?!?!?!  :ohno:

Think Nick Swardson in 'Grandma's Boy'
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 02, 2012, 08:33:46 PM
EMAW SIGHTING PICTURE OF HIM AND SHULL

TWO SIGHTINGS OF EMAW PICTURE OF HIM JUMPING INTO SOME OTHER PLAYER"S ARMS IN LHC Bill Snyder FAMILY STADIUM
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 02, 2012, 08:34:07 PM
Oh man guys real knee slapper!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on July 02, 2012, 08:34:21 PM
SHAWWWWWN!!!  LOL!!!! WHAT A JOKESTER! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2012, 08:35:24 PM
He could have humped her right on his bed after he sprung the joke.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2012, 08:41:00 PM
What a boss
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 02, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
 Cut. Print. Check the gate.

this crap is over....
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on July 02, 2012, 08:44:11 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if the bachelorette shows up for the rose ceremony with a "glow."
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 02, 2012, 08:47:35 PM
You know she ends up with the host, right?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on July 02, 2012, 08:47:54 PM
GET CHRIS A BODY BAG
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 02, 2012, 08:48:56 PM
GET CHRIS A BODY BAG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsI-i_hUvdo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsI-i_hUvdo)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 02, 2012, 08:50:42 PM
You know she ends up with the host, right?

Chris agreed to hook up with her so Sean could roll to the Bachelor
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 02, 2012, 08:52:49 PM
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/06/emily-maynard-host-chris-harrison-bachelorette-romance-brewing
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 02, 2012, 08:58:05 PM
eff YEAH

 :emawkid:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 02, 2012, 08:59:00 PM
Goddamn, Jef's a short rough rider.  Guess that explains the hair.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: That_Guy on July 02, 2012, 09:01:53 PM
he made it! That was a close one.  :ohno:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 02, 2012, 09:03:09 PM
on a side note, i hate the crap out of Emily. but go Sean.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on July 02, 2012, 09:04:51 PM
A steamed armadillo joke?  Man, what a great bunch of K-staters razzing the coal miner's daughter.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: bringonthecats on July 02, 2012, 09:08:23 PM
i'm just hoping everyone's favorite mormon contestant jef will be the bachelor next season. he won't even have to do a rose ceremony! just pick all 25 of em the first night!  :excited:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on July 02, 2012, 09:16:04 PM
Great call about Andrew shull bro in law Wes.  Can you imagine had they gotten in the pool?  (hint...shull has a powercat tat on his chest)  :drool:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: raquetcat on July 02, 2012, 09:27:12 PM
who went home? not that I care, I mean I'm only watching it for Sean...
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: hemmy on July 02, 2012, 09:31:26 PM
post some pics or something, I don't watch this show.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 02, 2012, 09:32:49 PM
who went home? not that I care, I mean I'm only watching it for Sean...

The one guys that's "ten times the man than the rest of them."  Yup, that's a real quote.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 02, 2012, 09:32:59 PM
Chris.  :zzz: Sean was down to the last two cause she was playing a joke back, dorks. In the end, Sean always wins. P.S.- Sweet EMAW pics, Sean.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 02, 2012, 09:34:48 PM
Man that EMAW fam. #TeamPranksters #Armadillos
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: yoEMAW on July 03, 2012, 09:30:39 AM
Quote
After 6 weeks of getting sent more information that you can shake a stick at, I’m finally able to tell you with 100% confidence that:

In Curacao, Emily and Jef got engaged.

http://realitysteve.com/2012/07/03/the-bachelorette-emily-maynard-spoilers-commentary-bachelor-pad-spoilers/ (http://realitysteve.com/2012/07/03/the-bachelorette-emily-maynard-spoilers-commentary-bachelor-pad-spoilers/)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 03, 2012, 09:59:26 AM
Quote
After 6 weeks of getting sent more information that you can shake a stick at, I’m finally able to tell you with 100% confidence that:

In Curacao, Emily and Jef got engaged.

http://realitysteve.com/2012/07/03/the-bachelorette-emily-maynard-spoilers-commentary-bachelor-pad-spoilers/ (http://realitysteve.com/2012/07/03/the-bachelorette-emily-maynard-spoilers-commentary-bachelor-pad-spoilers/)

Good for Jef.  Those two kind of deserve eachother.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 03, 2012, 10:40:21 AM
Sean will be The Bachelor.

 :ksu: :emawkid:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on July 03, 2012, 10:41:50 AM
 :ksu:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on July 03, 2012, 11:15:00 AM
Sean will be The Bachelor.

 :ksu: :emawkid:

Oh man, that would be so great. You know Sean doesn't even care about Em. When he was one of the last two, he was like, "whatev's, babe. I'm not even gonna wear a tie. *wink*". Imagine him with 20 babes (or however many). :sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on July 03, 2012, 11:21:33 AM
Sean will be The Bachelor.

 :ksu: :emawkid:

Oh man, that would be so great. You know Sean doesn't even care about Em. When he was one of the last two, he was like, "whatev's, babe. I'm not even gonna wear a tie. *wink*". Imagine him with 20 babes (or however many). :sdeek:

probably at least 20, IF NOT MORE!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 03, 2012, 11:21:56 AM
Sean will be The Bachelor.

 :ksu: :emawkid:

Oh man, that would be so great. You know Sean doesn't even care about Em. When he was one of the last two, he was like, "whatev's, babe. I'm not even gonna wear a tie. *wink*". Imagine him with 20 babes (or however many). :sdeek:

definitely. yesterday's episode was basically just him showing emily what she can't have. you think he chased down that car to tell her he loved her? no. he chased it down to tell her "keep me around for another week or so but don't you dare choose me at the end because i will dump you like your old husband did."
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on July 03, 2012, 11:28:47 AM
Sean dodged a bullet. On to the bachelor.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 03, 2012, 11:35:11 AM
Maybe his apartment in Dallas really is a shithole and he will have his season take place in MHK.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Boom Roasted on July 03, 2012, 11:51:49 AM
I predict him taking the final 10-12 girls with him to a Cats game on the Bachelor.

 :love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 03, 2012, 12:13:51 PM
I predict him taking the final 10-12 girls with him to a Cats game on the Bachelor.

 :love: :love: :love:

I just creamed in GFA's pants.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: mocat on July 03, 2012, 12:48:55 PM
I can't imagine being a contestant on the bachelorette, when the bachelorette is a total skank box with a kid. I mean, what the eff kind of "prize" is that?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on July 03, 2012, 12:51:30 PM
I can't imagine being a contestant on the bachelorette, when the bachelorette is a total skank box with a kid. I mean, what the eff kind of "prize" is that?

yeah, it doesn't really add up until you see the group of complete loser guys (with one planted stud who is off limits to be chosen in the last ceremony to be the next Bachelor)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: EllToPay on July 03, 2012, 12:52:17 PM
I predict him taking the final 10-12 girls with him to a Cats game on the Bachelor.

 :love: :love: :love:

oh my. what about a seanPAK at Auntie Mae's with ABC cameras at every angle? :sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on July 03, 2012, 12:56:20 PM
"... will dump you like your old husband did."

Died in a plane crash.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 03, 2012, 12:58:18 PM
"... will dump you like your old husband did."

Died in a plane crash.

He faked it.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 03, 2012, 01:02:23 PM
"... will dump you like your old husband did."

Died in a plane crash.

you just soak up everything mainstream media tells you, don't you
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on July 03, 2012, 01:06:45 PM
I predict him taking the final 10-12 girls with him to a Cats game on the Bachelor.

 :love: :love: :love:

:sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on July 03, 2012, 01:25:57 PM
He faked it.

Amazing the lengths some have to go to get away from an ex.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 03, 2012, 02:15:20 PM
He faked it.

Amazing the lengths some have to go to get away from an ex.

She wasn't an "ex" - she was a groupie he accidentally knocked up.  He had no more intention of marrying her...
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: mocat on July 03, 2012, 02:58:38 PM
He faked it.

Amazing the lengths some have to go to get away from an ex.

She wasn't an "ex" - she was a groupie he accidentally knocked up.  He had no more intention of marrying her...

It's like Double Jeopardy with less fake murder and more fake airplane-related deaths.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 03, 2012, 03:01:29 PM
skinny jean Jeff sealed it by having a ranch and what appeared to be a rich family.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on July 03, 2012, 03:08:01 PM
skinny jean Jeff sealed it by having a ranch and what appeared to be a rich family.

Yep.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on July 03, 2012, 04:50:36 PM
Sean had the nicest family, in a landslide.  Not surprised though.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 03, 2012, 10:42:13 PM
Didn't know where else to put this, but on top of the EMAW bachelor, Wilfred mentions Jordy Nelson in the latest episode of "Wilfred".

:emawkid:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on July 03, 2012, 10:47:23 PM
Didn't know where else to put this, but on top of the EMAW bachelor, Wilfred mentions Jordy Nelson in the latest episode of "Wilfred".

:emawkid:

yeah, fatty's sister noted that the other day.  pretty great.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 04, 2012, 12:45:29 AM
context/clip please
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on July 04, 2012, 10:26:08 AM
context/clip please

it was related to fantasy football.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 04, 2012, 11:24:52 PM
context/clip please

Wilfred reads the paper, "did you see Jordy Nelson will be in this week." There's a conversation behind him and he ignores it then continues, "I love it when he plays, he really opens up the defense."
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on July 06, 2012, 03:32:44 PM
I predict him taking the final 10-12 girls with him to a Cats game on the Bachelor.

 :love: :love: :love:

:sdeek:

“@SeanLowe09: @mac_ethan I'm coming to Manhattan at least once this year. Gotta see my Cats make a run for the BCS.”
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 06, 2012, 03:44:09 PM
That sounds like a long flight from whatever tropical island he and like, 30 other babes are going to be on at the time.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 06, 2012, 03:46:09 PM
it'll be interesting to see the ABC national audience's reaction when he doesn't even stick out as good looking in our crowd.

:kstategrad:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 06, 2012, 03:55:17 PM
it'll be interesting to see the ABC national audience's reaction when he doesn't even stick out as good looking in our crowd.

:kstategrad:

They will fudge it.  If they can find him amongst the gorgeous people
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: slobber on July 06, 2012, 03:59:24 PM
it'll be interesting to see the ABC national audience's reaction when he doesn't even stick out as good looking in our crowd.

:kstategrad:

They will fudge it.  If they can find him amongst the gorgeous people
(Somebody put one pic of Sean on that Doc Out pic)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on July 06, 2012, 04:09:04 PM
Dress him like "Where's Waldo".
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 06, 2012, 09:14:50 PM
Quote
Sean (The Bachelorette, House), 10 points: The problem with Sean from The Bachelorette is that there is no problem with Sean from The Bachelorette. He is the super-handsome, All-American, blond, from a loving family, I’ll-routinely-chase-you-down-in-the-street-screaming-your-name-and-make-out-with-you (2 x 5 = 10 points) bro that every woman wants their daughter to bring home, but is a bad hang and boring in bed. When we saw him in his hometown — all beautiful and surrounded by greenery — my wife blurted, “He's too perfect. Is he like a volunteer fireman or something?” But she said, “Is he a volunteer fireman or something?” with the same tone of disgust people would use for, “Is he in an Estonian death-metal band or something?”

I hope when Sean doesn’t get the final rose Emily levels with him, saying, “Look, Sean, you’re a great guy, you are everything I would ever ask for but I just don’t see us having a future. I can’t see you ditching a restaurant check with me … or farting on me. Sometimes a gal just needs a man who will dine and dash with her and fart on her. I hope you understand.”
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 07, 2012, 12:37:43 PM
Sean is just a pretty normal/average KSU alum in my experience.  Above average abs but otherwise just a typical EMAW.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: hemmy on July 07, 2012, 06:47:22 PM
I watched the last episode of this show, and it is so insufferably bad.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on July 08, 2012, 09:13:09 AM
I watched the last episode of this show, and it is so insufferably bad.

it's because she sucks
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 08, 2012, 10:25:16 AM
I watched the last episode of this show, and it is so insufferably bad.

it's because she sucks

Yeah.  Rumors that the producers will just start matching KSU alums to guarantee adorableness.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Gooch on July 08, 2012, 10:37:27 AM
Just as long as they don't bring in okcat's favorite cocktail waitress kellyinvegas. :barf:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 09, 2012, 08:26:54 AM
Quote
Sean (The Bachelorette, House), 10 points: The problem with Sean from The Bachelorette is that there is no problem with Sean from The Bachelorette. He is the super-handsome, All-American, blond, from a loving family, I’ll-routinely-chase-you-down-in-the-street-screaming-your-name-and-make-out-with-you (2 x 5 = 10 points) bro that every woman wants their daughter to bring home, but is a bad hang and boring in bed. When we saw him in his hometown — all beautiful and surrounded by greenery — my wife blurted, “He's too perfect. Is he like a volunteer fireman or something?” But she said, “Is he a volunteer fireman or something?” with the same tone of disgust people would use for, “Is he in an Estonian death-metal band or something?”

I hope when Sean doesn’t get the final rose Emily levels with him, saying, “Look, Sean, you’re a great guy, you are everything I would ever ask for but I just don’t see us having a future. I can’t see you ditching a restaurant check with me … or farting on me. Sometimes a gal just needs a man who will dine and dash with her and fart on her. I hope you understand.”

Yeah, in insecure person like Emily probably would need to make up an excuse like that to belittle our perfect Sean. The reality would be, "Sean, I can't pick you because I know you are way too good for me and my snot nosed kid and you would dump me within the week."
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 09, 2012, 09:23:49 AM
Quote
Sean (The Bachelorette, House), 10 points: The problem with Sean from The Bachelorette is that there is no problem with Sean from The Bachelorette. He is the super-handsome, All-American, blond, from a loving family, I’ll-routinely-chase-you-down-in-the-street-screaming-your-name-and-make-out-with-you (2 x 5 = 10 points) bro that every woman wants their daughter to bring home, but is a bad hang and boring in bed. When we saw him in his hometown — all beautiful and surrounded by greenery — my wife blurted, “He's too perfect. Is he like a volunteer fireman or something?” But she said, “Is he a volunteer fireman or something?” with the same tone of disgust people would use for, “Is he in an Estonian death-metal band or something?”

I hope when Sean doesn’t get the final rose Emily levels with him, saying, “Look, Sean, you’re a great guy, you are everything I would ever ask for but I just don’t see us having a future. I can’t see you ditching a restaurant check with me … or farting on me. Sometimes a gal just needs a man who will dine and dash with her and fart on her. I hope you understand.”

Yeah, in insecure person like Emily probably would need to make up an excuse like that to belittle our perfect Sean. The reality would be, "Sean, I can't pick you because I know you are way too good for me and my snot nosed kid and you would dump me within the week."

It seems ;like this is obvious now.  She can't hit all star pitching while Sean is an all star.  She is comfortable in double A, with single F.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: mocat on July 09, 2012, 10:08:35 AM
LOL @ Sean sucking in bed guys
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on July 09, 2012, 10:17:25 AM
Just as long as they don't bring in okcat's favorite cocktail waitress kellyinvegas. :barf:

season full of blowjobs and the herp
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: bringonthecats on July 09, 2012, 12:15:32 PM
LOL @ Sean sucking in bed guys

as a seasoned bachelor/bachelorette viewer, i can tell you guys that fantasy suite dates are going to be tonight. whoever's worst in bed gets dumped tonight!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 09, 2012, 12:16:17 PM
I kinda hope Sean doesn't waste his chi on this shank.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 09, 2012, 12:51:29 PM
LOL @ Sean sucking in bed guys

as a seasoned bachelor/bachelorette viewer, i can tell you guys that fantasy suite dates are going to be tonight. whoever's worst in bed gets dumped tonight!

Didn't Emily decline to sex the bachelor when she was a contestant, out of respect for her daughter or something?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on July 09, 2012, 12:52:12 PM
LOL @ Sean sucking in bed guys

as a seasoned bachelor/bachelorette viewer, i can tell you guys that fantasy suite dates are going to be tonight. whoever's worst in bed gets dumped tonight!

Didn't Emily decline to sex the bachelor when she was a contestant, out of respect for her daughter or something?

i believe you are correct
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: bringonthecats on July 09, 2012, 04:06:25 PM
LOL @ Sean sucking in bed guys

as a seasoned bachelor/bachelorette viewer, i can tell you guys that fantasy suite dates are going to be tonight. whoever's worst in bed gets dumped tonight!

Didn't Emily decline to sex the bachelor when she was a contestant, out of respect for her daughter or something?

i believe you are correct

sean could probably use a night in the fantasy suite to his advantage. if he doesn't get picked, the reason has to be that emily didn't sex the final three, and she's going in blindly to the final rose ceremony.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on July 09, 2012, 04:56:54 PM
do they really sex each other on this show?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 09, 2012, 04:57:43 PM
do they really sex each other on this show?

No, they do that off camera.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 09, 2012, 05:12:24 PM
do they really sex each other on this show?

absolutely.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Fedor on July 09, 2012, 05:16:47 PM
do they really sex each other on this show?

absolutely.

In that case, If we can move this whole operation to HBO I might make some time for it.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 09, 2012, 05:19:25 PM
They eff but it doesn't get filmed.  JFC guys.  You think Sean is going to throw on his best V-neck unless he is going to get some play?  Please
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 09, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
They eff but it doesn't get filmed.  JFC guys.  You think Sean is going to throw on his best V-neck unless he is going to get some play?  Please
:lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 09, 2012, 06:22:21 PM
I'm at Derby but would appreciate hilarious stories of how she justifies the fantasy suite after turning it down last time.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on July 09, 2012, 07:36:36 PM
welp, sean goes massive vag tease on her, great move sean, way to keep her guessing
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 09, 2012, 07:39:44 PM
welp, sean goes massive vag tease on her, great move sean, way to keep her guessing

The only guessing she did is what facial expression would best hide that she'd just sex'd him before "sending him home."
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on July 09, 2012, 08:00:13 PM
worst fantasy suite ever.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on July 09, 2012, 08:38:11 PM
 :ohno:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on July 09, 2012, 08:54:01 PM
phew, sean dodged a bullet
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 09, 2012, 08:55:25 PM
Completely unprompted or contaminated by me and my views Mrs Emo EMAW just commented "he's too good for her and her baggage anyway."
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on July 09, 2012, 08:55:56 PM
she's crying, sean's like "eh, whatev"
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 09, 2012, 08:56:58 PM
exactly what i wanted to happen (didn't actually watch because of hr derby, was sean one of the last two?)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on July 09, 2012, 08:58:47 PM
this thread is for real men who watch the bachelorette, not some stupid hick townie baseball competition
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 3maw on July 09, 2012, 09:06:31 PM
jfc how do you compete with non raping dolphins for a fantasy
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 09, 2012, 09:16:18 PM
this thread is for real men who watch the bachelorette, not some stupid hick townie baseball competition

lol
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on July 09, 2012, 09:22:27 PM
Sean just killed this season, better than anyone ever has. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: yoEMAW on July 09, 2012, 09:28:41 PM
Sean just killed this season, better than anyone ever has.

This. Scary good.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on July 09, 2012, 09:47:19 PM
#sean4HC
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 09, 2012, 10:21:18 PM
Just saw an EMAW and his future EMAW son being interviewed on the evening news for the All-Star Game.  Just another day in the life, ya know?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 09, 2012, 10:49:25 PM
The rich seats were loaded with EMAWs drinking fancy beer and acting like they've been there before.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 09, 2012, 11:31:35 PM
#sean4HC
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on July 09, 2012, 11:34:40 PM
when is the recap show? Oh man I bet the cougars in the audience go crazy for our sean.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 09, 2012, 11:35:41 PM
In the history of primetime bachlorette primetime trolling, it's never been done like Sean. Great job and emaw. Get him to post here.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: BMWWcat on July 10, 2012, 08:36:40 AM
So all of these dudes are going after some chick with a kid?
Hmmm...
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 10, 2012, 08:37:32 AM
So all of these dudes are going after some chick with a kid?
Hmmm...
Yeah. And fake tits that ABC bought.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 10, 2012, 08:38:01 AM
when is the recap show? Oh man I bet the cougars in the audience go crazy for our sean.

It's next week!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 10, 2012, 08:39:58 AM
So all of these dudes are going after some chick with a kid?
Hmmm...
Yeah. And fake tits that ABC bought.

It's gonna be great when Sean's pak'd on tarantulas in a few months and starts telling us deets about his time in the FantasEMAW Suite.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 10, 2012, 08:43:49 AM
So all of these dudes are going after some chick with a kid?
Hmmm...
Yeah. And fake tits that ABC bought.

It's gonna be great when Sean's pak'd on tarantulas in a few months and starts telling us deets about his time in the FantasEMAW Suite.
Oh, man.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 10, 2012, 08:47:35 AM
I'm thinking his twitter feed must start heating up now, right?  RIGHT!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 10, 2012, 08:49:13 AM
I'm thinking his twitter feed must start heating up now, right?  RIGHT!
I'm taking notes from him on this. He actually compliments the girl after a break up on twitter, instead of PI'ing her. I totally had it backwards.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 10, 2012, 08:55:14 AM
I'm thinking his twitter feed must start heating up now, right?  RIGHT!
I'm taking notes from him on this. He actually compliments the girl after a break up on twitter, instead of PI'ing her. I totally had it backwards.

Really makes me feel like he planned out this whole thing.  Schemed it, if you will.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: DOOM_Catz on July 10, 2012, 09:11:26 AM
So all of these dudes are going after some chick with a kid?
Hmmm...
Yeah. And fake tits that ABC bought.

She also has veneers.... yuck!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 10, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
Emily is rough ridin' gross
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: slobber on July 10, 2012, 09:28:14 AM
So all of these dudes are going after some chick with a kid?
Hmmm...
Yeah. And fake tits that ABC bought.

She also has veneers.... yuck!

Veneers disease? Sounds horrific and gross.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on July 11, 2012, 06:39:19 PM
Rumblings......... (http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/07/11/sean-lowe-bachelor-next-emily-maynard-bachelorette-contestant/)

Quote
We may not have seen the last of Sean Lowe!

A source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that the sexy fitness trainer has been offered to be the next Bachelor.

“Sean was approached by ABC to be the next Bachelor,” a source tells us EXCLUSIVELY.
“He’s interested, but not sure. I wouldn’t be surprised if you see him on the show next season though.”
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: fun muffin on July 11, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
 :excited:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 11, 2012, 06:45:53 PM
we did it, guys  :ksu:

mods, time for a change of thread title
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on July 11, 2012, 06:52:26 PM
OMG!  :ksu:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 11, 2012, 06:52:56 PM
OMFG!!!!  :excited: :drool:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: EllToPay on July 11, 2012, 06:59:40 PM
jfc, you guys are surprised?

:gocho:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on July 11, 2012, 07:50:15 PM
Abc execs read goEMAW, I shouldn't be surprised anymore.  I mean it feels incredible
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on July 11, 2012, 08:26:06 PM
 :excited:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: WildcatNkilt on July 11, 2012, 11:11:48 PM
When would they start filming?  Hopefully there is a nice block of tickets reserved when they come back to Manhattan.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 3maw on July 12, 2012, 03:05:50 PM
When would they start filming?  Hopefully there is a nice block of tickets reserved when they come back to Manhattan.

hoping the game vs tbooneaggie. manhattan in the heart of autumn :love: women will get wet.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 12, 2012, 04:34:56 PM
we did it, guys  :ksu:

mods, time for a change of thread title

:tappingfootguy:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 12, 2012, 04:52:28 PM
It takes 30 seconds to change my name to a serial killer but hours to change this thread title to reflect all the hard work and dedication we had to EMAW this Bachelorette season. What is this world coming to...  :curse:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on July 12, 2012, 05:00:39 PM
It takes 30 seconds to change my name to a serial killer but hours to change this thread title to reflect all the hard work and dedication we had to EMAW this Bachelorette season. What is this world coming to...  :curse:
Meth addicts and toilet humor
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 12, 2012, 09:31:44 PM
It takes 30 seconds to change my name to a serial killer but hours to change this thread title to reflect all the hard work and dedication we had to EMAW this Bachelorette season. What is this world coming to...  :curse:

Your name is pretty long. Can we change it to BTKat?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 12, 2012, 10:07:10 PM
It takes 30 seconds to change my name to a serial killer but hours to change this thread title to reflect all the hard work and dedication we had to EMAW this Bachelorette season. What is this world coming to...  :curse:

Your name is pretty long. Can we change it to BTKat?

I like it
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Katpappy on July 12, 2012, 10:48:38 PM
It takes 30 seconds to change my name to a serial killer but hours to change this thread title to reflect all the hard work and dedication we had to EMAW this Bachelorette season. What is this world coming to...  :curse:

Your name is pretty long. Can we change it to BTKat?

I like it
BTK???????  :ohno:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 13, 2012, 09:03:36 AM
It takes 30 seconds to change my name to a serial killer but hours to change this thread title to reflect all the hard work and dedication we had to EMAW this Bachelorette season. What is this world coming to...  :curse:

Your name is pretty long. Can we change it to BTKat?

I like it

Reeeeaaallll funny, you guys. Real funny.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 13, 2012, 09:25:42 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on July 13, 2012, 02:24:43 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Gooch on July 13, 2012, 02:28:27 PM
Rumblings......... (http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/07/11/sean-lowe-bachelor-next-emily-maynard-bachelorette-contestant/)

Quote
We may not have seen the last of Sean Lowe!

A source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that the sexy fitness trainer has been offered to be the next Bachelor.

“Sean was approached by ABC to be the next Bachelor,” a source tells us EXCLUSIVELY.
“He’s interested, but not sure. I wouldn’t be surprised if you see him on the show next season though.”
Oh man. How am I going to get my sex change in time to apply for the show?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: bringonthecats on July 14, 2012, 07:27:07 PM
GUYS, if i went on the bachelor as a contestant vying for sean's heart, i would mention k-state and goEMAW practically every time i get on camera. i would undoubtedly get cut early on, because sean's way out of my league. but as long as i make it on the first episode, that's all we'd really need.

i'd apply to be on the show, not for me, but for the good of EMAW.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 14, 2012, 07:29:28 PM
GUYS, if i went on the bachelor as a contestant vying for sean's heart, i would mention k-state and goEMAW practically every time i get on camera. i would undoubtedly get cut early on, because sean's way out of my league. but as long as i make it on the first episode, that's all we'd really need.

i'd apply to be on the show, not for me, but for the good of EMAW.

I will write you a letter of recommendation if that's part of the application process.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on July 14, 2012, 07:30:11 PM
GUYS, if i went on the bachelor as a contestant vying for sean's heart, i would mention k-state and goEMAW practically every time i get on camera. i would undoubtedly get cut early on, because sean's way out of my league. but as long as i make it on the first episode, that's all we'd really need.

i'd apply to be on the show, not for me, but for the good of EMAW.

sean is out of everyone's league
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: KazzuKhatz on July 15, 2012, 12:30:21 PM
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2012/07/bachelorette-beau-sean-heartbroken-/1#.UAL875GkyBt (http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2012/07/bachelorette-beau-sean-heartbroken-/1#.UAL875GkyBt)

Quote
Every time a guy is rejected during The Bachelorette, the question comes up: Would he consider being the next Bachelor? Would he make a good next Bachelor?

It worked for Ben Flajnik, who got his heart broken by Ashley Hebert when she turned down his proposal. He went on to have his pick of 25 women.

Could it work for Sean Lowe, the solid-as-a-rock insurance agent from Dallas who finally professed his love to Emily Maynard only to be shown the door?

"It's funny you ask that – I've been getting that a lot lately," Lowe, 28, told reporters in a press call Thursday. "It would be a difficult decision if they were to ask me, only because it was so emotionally taxing, and you know, I don't know if I could go through that again."

He admitted, "I had my heart broken there at the end" by Emily as she narrowed down to her two final guys - Arie Luyendyk Jr., 30, and Jef Holm, 27.

"But," he added, "You know, I believe in the process, and ultimately, if I were to find my wife, it would certainly all be worth it. It's just a little difficult to think about right now. So, I'm not sure. But they would have to ask first. So, I don't even know if I'm going to have to make that decision."

Obviously he's gonna be the next bachelor. The Scheme Doctor taught him well
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 16, 2012, 07:47:32 PM
Guys, the ladies love LOVE Sean.  My old lady is thinking about applying (and I'm totally okay with it).
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Road Crew on July 17, 2012, 11:29:25 AM
http://www.kiddnation.com/sean-from-the-bachelorette-says-hes-completely-over-emily/
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 17, 2012, 11:32:38 AM
http://www.kiddnation.com/sean-from-the-bachelorette-says-hes-completely-over-emily/

Move to the most obvious thing in the world thread.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on July 17, 2012, 09:56:23 PM
Anyone watch glass house right after?  I let the DVR go past bachelorette and am watching now.  Pretty awful so far.

Nevermind.  LOL at Alex.  LOL at how they have to do some gesture to pick who to vote out and him doing a crotch chop.

Yeah, the DX "suck it" move made me LOL pretty hard.

He came back this past week to read the other contestants' "fanswers" and did the chop again.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: hemmy on July 17, 2012, 10:02:09 PM
http://www.kiddnation.com/sean-from-the-bachelorette-says-hes-completely-over-emily/

Feel free to move to aggieville creepster thread but his sister is hot (no surprise).
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on August 09, 2012, 06:00:18 PM
Quote
Sean Lowe ?@SeanLowe09
Going back home sept 8 to watch my Cats take care of Miami. Nothing better than Manhattan on gameday!

 :excited:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 09, 2012, 06:06:57 PM
Quote
Sean Lowe ?@SeanLowe09
Going back home sept 8 to watch my Cats take care of Miami. Nothing better than Manhattan on gameday!

 :excited:

Setting alarm to take my birth control (twice!).
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 09, 2012, 11:28:53 PM
#Swoon Just :fainted:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 10, 2012, 09:44:10 AM
#Swoon Just :fainted:

Hey fanning guess what?  When you were passed out this guy raped you.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wetpaint.me%2Fbachelorette%2FROOT%2Fphotos%2F460_340%2Fryanbowerstank-3807196745007720448.jpg&hash=17a79b8298eaf074adb09401678ee0cd9abc30db)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 10, 2012, 09:51:43 AM
#Swoon Just :fainted:

Hey fanning guess what?  When you were passed out this guy raped you.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wetpaint.me%2Fbachelorette%2FROOT%2Fphotos%2F460_340%2Fryanbowerstank-3807196745007720448.jpg&hash=17a79b8298eaf074adb09401678ee0cd9abc30db)
  :sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on August 24, 2012, 07:48:48 AM
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20623974,00.html
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on August 24, 2012, 09:18:13 AM
Sean (purposely) dodged a bullet.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 24, 2012, 09:19:03 AM
She's a whore.  Public knowledge.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 25, 2012, 02:22:26 PM
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20623974,00.html

oh gee, I don't know guys, who do we know that she could have been texting? 

 :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: yoEMAW on September 12, 2012, 05:49:25 PM
It's Sean!!!  :drool:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 12, 2012, 06:10:00 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 12, 2012, 06:13:14 PM
 :ksu: http://www.examiner.com/article/reality-steve-spoilers-the-bachelor-2013-lead-seen-filming-intro-hometown
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on September 12, 2012, 06:15:55 PM
 :dance:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: SdK on September 12, 2012, 06:17:09 PM
Gonna sell a lot of handbags now.


 :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on September 12, 2012, 06:20:00 PM
WE WIN!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on September 12, 2012, 06:24:36 PM
Well, this is going to be rough ridin' amazing. :D
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on September 12, 2012, 06:34:50 PM
HOLY crap  :dance:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 12, 2012, 06:41:32 PM
You guys think they'll change the name to "The Celebrity Bachelor"?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on September 12, 2012, 07:06:40 PM
Thanks for reading ABC!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on September 12, 2012, 07:48:48 PM
 :emawkid:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: yoEMAW on September 25, 2012, 03:21:08 PM
So blessed. Probably gonna bring the ladies to the Texas game, no?

"It's official: Sean Lowe is starring in the upcoming season of The Bachelor, ABC tells PEOPLE exclusively."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20633108,00.html (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20633108,00.html)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: TheCatFanSpeaks on September 25, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
 :excited:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 25, 2012, 04:00:57 PM
My inside sources tell me we will definitely see some drama this season as the ladies fight over Sean.  I don't want to post too many spoilers though.

Stay tuned...
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on September 25, 2012, 04:05:41 PM
My inside sources tell me we will definitely see some drama this season as the ladies fight over Sean.  I don't want to post too many spoilers though.

Stay tuned...

Willie skit?  :pray:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on September 25, 2012, 04:08:22 PM
a CTR one on one date would be fantastic
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on October 17, 2012, 10:19:20 AM
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20639494,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

:lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on October 17, 2012, 10:20:36 AM
didn't see that one coming  :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on October 17, 2012, 10:23:09 AM
hope she comes back late in the season of the bachelor and tells Sean it's been him all along, and then he mushes her. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on October 17, 2012, 10:23:51 AM
hope she comes back late in the season of the bachelor and tells Sean it's been him all along, and then he mushes her.

after she fellates him
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: qatzmanchu on October 24, 2012, 01:57:51 PM
Anyone wondering what it will be like to have the qatz win the MNC AND get to relive the experience on the upcoming season of the bachelor?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 24, 2012, 01:58:58 PM
Rumors Sean sexted her his abs during the 2nd quarter of the game this weekend.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: qatzmanchu on October 24, 2012, 02:03:30 PM
Conspiracy Theory -

BCS National Title - January 7, 2013
The Bachelor Season Premier - January 7, 2013

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on October 24, 2012, 02:04:40 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on October 24, 2012, 02:05:00 PM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Paul Moscow on October 24, 2012, 02:07:23 PM
Every man in the world = BCS National Championship

Every woman in the world = Bachelor

Every person in the world = Exposed to EMAW

EMAW then becomes..... EPAW


Beth's plan is coming to fruition.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on October 24, 2012, 02:09:19 PM
Every man in the world = BCS National Championship

Every woman in the world = Bachelor

Every person in the world = Exposed to EMAW

EMAW then becomes..... EPAW


Beth's plan is coming to fruition.  :horrorsurprise:

the women will see Sean and want it to remain EMAW
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on October 24, 2012, 02:58:44 PM
they're currently filming in the virgin islands. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 24, 2012, 03:10:18 PM
Every man in the world = BCS National Championship

Every woman in the world = Bachelor

Every person in the world = Exposed to EMAW

EMAW then becomes..... EPAW


Beth's plan is coming to fruition.  :horrorsurprise:

It is actually the First Lady's plan.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: EllToPay on October 24, 2012, 03:20:47 PM
jfc, i don't even know which one i would watch. :sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: qatzmanchu on October 24, 2012, 03:25:29 PM
jfc, i don't even know which one i would watch. :sdeek:

I dont think youd have to chose. It would be Snyder, Collin and Brown hoisting the crystal ball, followed immediately by Sean lifting his shirt to show his abs and drive the ladys crazy.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: AbeFroman on October 24, 2012, 03:30:09 PM
Every man in the world = BCS National Championship

Every woman in the world = Bachelor

Every person in the world = Exposed to EMAW

EMAW then becomes..... EPAW


Beth's plan is coming to fruition.  :horrorsurprise:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2Fv40b2b.jpg&hash=67642e1dbb9da1f90e28cc79d8f3191ca2fe8fe2)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on October 24, 2012, 03:42:21 PM
ah, the perks of livin' on the west coast. Watching both shouldn't be a problem at all. :gocho:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 24, 2012, 03:57:10 PM
It's gotta be annoying as eff for Sean batting off all these filly's while he's trying to watch his wild wildcats play. Give him some space, christ!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: MadCat on October 24, 2012, 04:05:23 PM
It's gotta be annoying as eff for Sean batting off all these filly's while he's trying to watch his wild wildcats play. Give him some space, christ!

Quote from: Sean
Your head keeps getting in the way.  Why don't you go deep for a while?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: bringonthecats on December 06, 2012, 02:14:26 PM
see: last paragraph

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor/bio/sean-lowe/1036970

:love:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on December 06, 2012, 02:58:32 PM
i can't wait to see the hot bachelorettes streaming from the limos that ABC has lined up for this young strapping stud. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on December 06, 2012, 05:08:05 PM
Quote
Although he started off his career in finance, he followed in his father’s footsteps in the insurance industry before committing to his new enterprise, owning and running an upscale, custom furniture business.

orly?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.clipartof.com%2Fthumbnails%2F1129177-Cartoon-Of-A-Yellow-Emoticon-Smiley-Gesturing-Call-Me-Royalty-Free-Vector-Clipart.jpg&hash=35fcc6c868b32586943cb290bf80cc1db65d4174)

call me, sean. :gocho:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 06, 2012, 06:00:38 PM
see: last paragraph

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor/bio/sean-lowe/1036970

:love:

If I don't get a Sean Lowe custom divan for Christmas I am going to just die.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 06, 2012, 06:02:22 PM
If I don't get a michigancat custom divan for chanukah I am going to just die.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Mike Ahearn on December 19, 2012, 01:47:08 PM
Now a Virgin!  (Sorry if Luked)

http://www.wetpaint.com/the-bachelor/articles/is-bachelor-sean-lowe-a-virgin

http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/11/28/sean-lowe-virgin-born-again-bachelor-sex/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/147333/bachelor_sean_lowes_claim_that
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: steve dave on December 19, 2012, 01:49:54 PM
 :surprised:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on December 19, 2012, 01:53:55 PM
spoiler alert, a-hole
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: SabiNation on December 19, 2012, 01:54:37 PM
 :runaway:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on January 06, 2013, 10:21:53 AM
Bachelor talk starts after the initial stuff on Buckwild.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/64666/grantland-reality-fantasy-league-new-year-new-shows-same-drunk-idiots
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on January 06, 2013, 11:43:35 AM
I'm so excited, you guys.  :dance:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: raquetcat on January 06, 2013, 10:05:10 PM
how many girls does he slay on the first night? Over/under is set at 4
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 06, 2013, 10:40:43 PM
How many girls are in the show?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on January 07, 2013, 09:03:24 AM
what a stud, can't wait.

i hope we get a few emaw cameos
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: SabiNation on January 07, 2013, 09:24:35 AM
I can't wait to see what kind of creative, fun and  :kstategrad: kind of dates Sean has planned for all of the ladies!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2013, 09:39:31 AM
i hope that one of the dates was to the fiesta bowl.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: mocat on January 07, 2013, 09:51:53 AM
i hope that one of the dates was to the fiesta bowl.

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on January 07, 2013, 09:56:36 AM
i feel like someone would have noticed them with a crew if they were at the fiesta bowl.  so probably didn't happen?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 07, 2013, 10:09:14 AM
i feel like someone would have noticed them with a crew if they were at the fiesta bowl.  so probably didn't happen?

There were huge studs with hot chicks being followed by tv cameras all over the place.  This is a EMAW game after all.

Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2013, 11:08:43 AM
of the 26 bachelorettes that meet with sean, 7 are sent packing tonight  :ohno:

so, at most he's gonna bone 26.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: SuperG on January 07, 2013, 11:34:46 AM
Do they tell you the age of the bachelorettes? It's almost certainly going to be Lindsay... but she might be living with her folks right now. That's probably a turnoff, but it might be a turn on if you're looking for an innocent, naive, "family oriented" gal.

Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on January 07, 2013, 12:26:07 PM
i feel like someone would have noticed them with a crew if they were at the fiesta bowl.  so probably didn't happen?

There were huge studs with hot chicks being followed by tv cameras all over the place.  This is a EMAW game after all.

very true point indeed, limestone.

someone could have easily mistaken fanning for sean lowe.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2013, 02:17:16 PM
Do they tell you the age of the bachelorettes? It's almost certainly going to be Lindsay... but she might be living with her folks right now. That's probably a turnoff, but it might be a turn on if you're looking for an innocent, naive, "family oriented" gal.



of course they tell the girls' ages.  and lindsay (the 24 year old substitute teacher from fort bragg, nc) certainly is a looker!
i hope sean bones her a ton before kicking her off.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2013, 02:20:24 PM
AshLee?   :flush:


Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2013, 02:21:23 PM

but selma :love: (i hope he bones her at least 10x before kicking her off)  and paige (i hope he bones her at least 7 times before kicking her off) :love:

lesley looks like a frog (0 bones)

lauren (25 bones) :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 07, 2013, 03:30:26 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2013, 03:35:00 PM
fanning, who do you want sean to bone the most?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 07, 2013, 04:58:40 PM
fanning, who do you want sean to bone the most?
I'll know more tonight, but off the top of my head: Diana, Jackie, Lauren (journalist), Lindsay, and Selma. I hope they get the most amount of bangs, 'clams.
Title: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2013, 07:29:06 PM
Diana has 2 trophies

this other chick has one arm :o
Title: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2013, 07:32:47 PM
ok Leslie has frog in her but not as bad as I thought

Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 07, 2013, 07:41:32 PM
This is very bizarre to watch. :sdeek:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 07, 2013, 07:45:10 PM
Some of these girls need to reset their biological clocks. Because they are scaring him with their crazy.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 07, 2013, 07:47:05 PM
How in the hell can I become a Jumbotron Operator?!?! :bait: :excited:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: TheHamburglar on January 07, 2013, 07:52:31 PM
mrs. hamburg is smitten. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on January 07, 2013, 07:59:13 PM
How fast does LA Poker Dealer get dismissed?  Like tonight?  Also, chances ole one arm makes it to the final three on a wing and a prayer?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: SabiNation on January 07, 2013, 08:02:24 PM
A WEDDING DRESS!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: daBish7 on January 07, 2013, 08:04:36 PM
Snydes is the special guest :bill:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: mocat on January 07, 2013, 08:08:29 PM
Girl with wedding dress: "I just wanted to show you my crazy side!"
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: mocat on January 07, 2013, 08:10:14 PM
Already on #teamdesiree
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 07, 2013, 08:10:27 PM
Oh man Kace B!!!! :emawkid:
Title: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 07, 2013, 08:39:00 PM
the drunk sub teacher from ft. Leonard wood :D

Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 07, 2013, 08:39:45 PM
This may have already been brought up, but is anybody else strangely aroused at the thought of a nice "nub-job" from the one-armed chick?

 :excited:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 07, 2013, 08:44:30 PM
Scary Smart and I went to middle school and high school with bachelorette Robyn Howard.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 07, 2013, 08:53:49 PM
Sean or Bill?

"I'm so pleased with the group of youngsters I have here tonight.  I feel I have gotten to know you all, and your intrinsic values shine through.  We are about to embark upon a great journey together, and no matter what, just get a little bit better every day.  Go Cats."
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 07, 2013, 08:54:53 PM
Tierra  :drool:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Kat Kid on January 07, 2013, 09:01:51 PM
DEEEETROOOOOOIT  BAAAAASKETBALLLLLLLL!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 07, 2013, 09:02:02 PM
Spoiler alert:

http://www.wetpaint.com/the-bachelor/articles/who-did-sean-lowe-pick-huge-bachelor-2013-spoiler
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: nicname on January 07, 2013, 09:03:38 PM
Sean should have given Ashley P. a rose for pure entertainment purposes.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 07, 2013, 09:18:13 PM
Sean should have given Ashley P. a rose for pure entertainment purposes.
What a mess. She's a 2 a.m. girl. Sean left those in Manhattan.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: nicname on January 07, 2013, 09:22:48 PM
Sean should have given Ashley P. a rose for pure entertainment purposes.
What a mess. She's a 2 a.m. girl. Sean left those in Manhattan.

Whatever, she will be great on "Bachelor Pad."
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 07, 2013, 09:26:48 PM
Sean should have given Ashley P. a rose for pure entertainment purposes.
What a mess. She's a 2 a.m. girl. Sean left those in Manhattan.

Whatever, she will be great on "Bachelor Pad."
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on January 07, 2013, 09:29:20 PM
I can't watch 30 seconds of the bachelor without wanting to change the channel.  My oh my is it boring.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 07, 2013, 09:36:10 PM
I really wanted Paige you guys.  :frown:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Mr Bread on January 07, 2013, 09:36:47 PM
Clams really slingin some bones in this thread.  Glad I stopped by.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Scary Smart on January 07, 2013, 11:06:36 PM
Scary Smart and I went to middle school and high school with bachelorette Robyn Howard.

I saw tweets that suggested this but I don't remember her though.  :frown:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: kim carnes on January 07, 2013, 11:09:42 PM
that girl didn't go to WRHS, she is from Houston.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: bones129 on January 07, 2013, 11:13:00 PM

I dated a woman from Houston once, but it wasn't her.
Title: Re: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on January 07, 2013, 11:20:24 PM
DEEEETROOOOOOIT  BAAAAASKETBALLLLLLLL!

:lol:
Title: Re: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on January 07, 2013, 11:25:08 PM
the drunk sub teacher from ft. Leonard wood :D

Oh man, she's fantastic.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Trim on January 08, 2013, 02:48:49 AM
You're all gays. :lol:

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Sean Lowe is the bachelor and he was on the football team in 2003.  Since it has already been taped, it would be fun if he took of his dates to a Kansas State football game (I don't know if he did or not, but I would think it would be good publicity for the University).


The show overall is a train wreck as there is very few marriages from the show.  (The biggest loser weight loss shows has more marriages than the bachelor).   I will watch to see if there is any mention of Kansas State.   

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Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on January 08, 2013, 09:16:35 AM
what a great show.

girl with a stump?  several drunk girls making fools of themselves?  oh my.

i don't have a favorite yet...although i really like kacie b from the last time she was on.  was she the one who's family was like super hardcore jesus lovers or something?  can't remember the controversy with them.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 08, 2013, 09:41:06 AM
i liked him booting off that girl from bachelor pad, what an absolute facial he served on her scrub ass.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: mocat on January 08, 2013, 10:39:44 AM
Already on #teamdesiree

Just to recap, I called my shot 10 minutes into the first epi. Stay tuned to see how this plays out.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: michigancat on January 08, 2013, 10:56:50 AM
I think the stump girl got a pity rose. There, I said it.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 08, 2013, 11:00:09 AM
I think the stump girl got a pity rose. There, I said it.

She's going to keep getting them until Sean can figure out a reason to kick her off the show other than "you only have one arm". If she keeps her head down and doesn't make any obvious mistakes, she could go far.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 08, 2013, 01:10:39 PM
I think the stump girl got a pity rose. There, I said it.

maybe he just wants to see how she takes a good boning from the back.  have you ever have sex with a 3 legged dog, rusty? 

the dude is gonna bone them all.  only a matter of time.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 08, 2013, 01:26:12 PM
I think the stump girl got a pity rose. There, I said it.

maybe he just wants to see how she takes a good boning from the back.  have you ever have sex with a 3 legged dog, rusty? 

the dude is gonna bone them all.  only a matter of time.


Like I said earlier, when you think about it, there's something strangely erotic about a hot chick giving a good "stump job".

 :gocho:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 08, 2013, 01:30:30 PM
ya no doubt he gets plenty of stump jobs from her too but i really think he just wants to bone her so he can say he boned a 3 armed human.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 08, 2013, 01:36:51 PM
New low for goEMAW.com right here.  (I say that approvingly, BTW.)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 08, 2013, 01:55:19 PM
ya no doubt he gets plenty of stump jobs from her too but i really think he just wants to bone her so he can say he boned a 3 armed human.

Actually 1.5, to be fair.  She has two good legs though, it seems.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 08, 2013, 03:01:12 PM
ya no doubt he gets plenty of stump jobs from her too but i really think he just wants to bone her so he can say he boned a 3 armed human.

Actually 1.5, to be fair.  She has two good legs though, it seems.

 :cheers:

limbed, damn it.  i meant limbed.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 08, 2013, 03:52:18 PM
Talked to upandcomingrealityshowproducerCat just last night who confirmed that Shawn absolutely boned basically every chick on the show worth boning.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 08, 2013, 05:05:01 PM
Talked to upandcomingrealityshowproducerCat just last night who confirmed that Shawn absolutely boned basically every chick on the show worth boning.

Would "stumpy" be considered "worth boning"? 

Or are we just talking about a potential stump job with this one?

Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 08, 2013, 07:02:41 PM
Talked to upandcomingrealityshowproducerCat just last night who confirmed that Shawn absolutely boned basically every chick on the show worth boning.

Would "stumpy" be considered "worth boning"? 

Or are we just talking about a potential stump job with this one?

Don't want any spoilers on here.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 08, 2013, 09:47:51 PM
The chick who got wicked hammered was just great.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: mocat on January 09, 2013, 08:23:32 AM
this belongs on the combo board and you all know it
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2013, 09:03:38 AM
this belongs on the combo board and you all know it

I am going to allow it to stay here.  This board needs the traffic now.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: 8manpick on January 09, 2013, 10:13:01 AM
this belongs on the combo board and you all know it

I am going to allow it to stay here.  This board needs the traffic now.

Its a show about a kstate cat football player who was part of something which nothing on earth is better than.  I say it fits this board just fine.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 09, 2013, 10:16:00 AM
i don't really care where this thread is.  do you want to know why?  because where ever it is, i'm going to find it, and i'm going to post in it.

so get over yourself mocat, and deal with it. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 09, 2013, 10:28:41 AM
i don't really care where this thread is.  do you want to know why?  because where ever it is, i'm going to find it, and i'm going to post in it.

so get over yourself mocat, and deal with it.

MoCat got mushed like the Bachelor Pad girl.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Institutional Control on January 09, 2013, 10:47:26 AM
I'll probably go ahead and move this thread in a few weeks.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: 8manpick on January 09, 2013, 10:51:32 AM
I'll probably go ahead and move this thread in a few weeks.

CFoD is a mod's sock?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Mr Bread on January 09, 2013, 11:18:11 AM
I'll probably go ahead and move this thread in a few weeks.

CFoD is a mod's sock?

woof
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on January 10, 2013, 10:54:15 AM
i absolutely assume that some girls are given "producer's roses" to keep drama/storyline.  Several girls that moved on to next week that don't deserve to be in the same room as our hot stud.

Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 10, 2013, 10:56:49 AM
i absolutely assume that some girls are given "producer's roses" to keep drama/storyline.  Several girls that moved on to next week that don't deserve to be in the same room as our hot stud.

I think this was the case with Tierra. I mean you can already tell that she is going to start all of the drama and then get ditched at the final rose ceremony.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on January 10, 2013, 10:57:25 AM
tierra is a rough ridin' saint, take that back nuts kicked
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 10, 2013, 10:59:36 AM
tierra is a rough ridin' saint, take that back nuts kicked

I never said she's a bad person. She's going to start some drama, but it will all be for television. Sean gave her a rose before even meeting her. I'm pretty sure that was scripted.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on January 10, 2013, 11:18:23 AM
How many tackles did Lowe have in his career, like 14?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: kstate4life on January 10, 2013, 11:19:10 AM
No.  She got a rose that fast because she gave him the "I want to suck you dry" eyes.  And she has big tits.
Title: Re: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 10, 2013, 12:21:42 PM
i absolutely assume that some girls are given "producer's roses" to keep drama/storyline.  Several girls that moved on to next week that don't deserve to be in the same room as our hot stud.

I think this was the case with Tierra. I mean you can already tell that she is going to start all of the drama and then get ditched at the final rose ceremony.
Where did you get that inside information from? The preview for the rest of the season?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on January 10, 2013, 12:26:38 PM
i wouldnt drop nub arm girl because of her nub arm, i would drop her because her right eye evidently doesn't like to party with her left eye.
Title: Re: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 10, 2013, 01:11:32 PM
i absolutely assume that some girls are given "producer's roses" to keep drama/storyline.  Several girls that moved on to next week that don't deserve to be in the same room as our hot stud.

I think this was the case with Tierra. I mean you can already tell that she is going to start all of the drama and then get ditched at the final rose ceremony.
Where did you get that inside information from? The preview for the rest of the season?

Yeah, pretty much.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 10, 2013, 01:22:32 PM
i absolutely assume that some girls are given "producer's roses" to keep drama/storyline.  Several girls that moved on to next week that don't deserve to be in the same room as our hot stud.



kinda hard for sean to bone them if they're in a different room or on a plane ride back home. 
my point is this- he wants to bone all of them, get to know them, see how they are between the sheets.  100% pure blooded american male.  sean lowe.  what a complete bonester.  anyway, there's no such thing as a rough ridin' producers rose you dipshit.  it's a "hi im sean the bach, and i want to bone you right now" rose. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 10, 2013, 02:51:49 PM
No.  She got a rose that fast because she gave him the "I want to suck you dry" eyes.  And she has big tits.

Top two reasons to get a rose, iyam.

 :lick:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 10, 2013, 03:06:36 PM
i wouldnt drop nub arm girl because of her nub arm, i would drop her because her right eye evidently doesn't like to party with her left eye.

lolz
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: SwiftCat on January 11, 2013, 06:41:51 PM
My favorite limo entrance was the back handspring girl.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 11, 2013, 10:04:57 PM
Shawn could hand them a hand grenade with the pin pulled and they'd feel honored to get boned big time.

Thing is about an EMAW like Shawn, once you get boned you stay boned.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Trim on January 14, 2013, 07:10:58 AM
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LOWE: BROKEN HEART NOW BREAKING HEARTS


By Mark Janssen


It was last season that Sean Lowe’s heart was broken by “Bachelorette” Emily Maynard.

It’s a new television season, and it’s now Lowe that is shattering love-dreams as he has become the star personality on ABC’s “The Bachelor.”

Sooooo, what does this have to do with Wildcat athletics?

Well, if you’re a super-duper fan, you might remember the Sean Lowe name as a little used tight end/linebacker for the Wildcats from 2003-05.

Out of Lamar High School in Arlington, Texas, Lowe told ESPN.com of his K-State days and playing for LHC Bill Snyder, “He was a tough coach from the old school. We had a lot of long practices, a lot of long hours in the weight room, and we spent a lot of hours watching film. But playing for coach Snyder helped me tremendously with self-discipline, leadership and understanding the meaning of hard work.”   

Of his limited K-State career, Lowe uses the phrases of “topsy-turvy” and “… life rarely goes as planned.”

Lowe returned to his roots in the Dallas area with a degree in social science and started a career with State Farm Insurance, plus as a male model.

That is, until his sister, Shay, turned in his application to be on “The Bachelorette” for the 2011 season.

Her reasoning: “Why not? He’s cute, single, 28 and a fabulous guy.”

Lowe was the second to last bachelor eliminated, and became such a reality TV favorite that he became the bachelor on “The Bachelor” for the 2012 series that airs each Monday on ABC at 7 p.m. (central time).

“I guess America had a lot of sympathy for me,” said Lowe, who admitted to falling in love with Maynard before his elimination. “My emotions on this show are real.”

On the decision to accept ABC’s offer, Lowe said, “I took a week. I talked with family, and I prayed about it. At the end of the day, I knew that I am in a position where I want to find the love of my life. And, as crazy as it sounds, I think that you can find that person on “The Bachelor” if the stars align.  And, you know, I just felt like I owed it to myself to give it a try.”

Last Monday that process started when Lowe was introduced to the 26 bachelorettes on the 2012 debut show, and promptly was asked to eliminate 10 of them.

Of the overall cast of sweeties, Lowe told Reality TV World, “I was blown away by just the amount of wonderful women that we have this season. I mean, smart, well-accomplished, funny -- and I think you'll see that causes internal problems for me as the season progresses. You get to a point where you think, ‘Wow, I've got so many wonderful women, I don't know what I'm going to do.  I don't know how I'm going to sort this out.’  So yes, I was very happy with the selection of women.”

He would add, “You've got 26 women in a house, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that these women, really, they've put their hearts out there, and you're going to see them develop really strong feelings for me.  That is good and bad for me because I started to develop strong feelings for them as well.”

Lowe admitted that he hopes to find a future wife on the show, which starts with finding “… a best friend … someone that I can really see myself spending every day with.”

The former Wildcat said, “A woman’s intellect is probably the sexiest thing for me.”

Lowe then added the qualities of being funny, having a good heart, “… and someone who is genuine.”

Of his role on this winter’s series, Lowe said, “Hopefully, America can sympathize with the position I’m in. I know I have to break some girls’ hearts. At the end of the day, I will be making the best decision for me.”
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 09:56:38 AM
not surprised that janssen completely ignored the fact that sean is boning all the women and most of the crew as well. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 14, 2013, 11:50:28 AM
not surprised that janssen completely ignored the fact that sean is boning all the women and most of the crew as well.

Pretty obvious that when Sean says "intellect" he means "boning skills"
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 14, 2013, 12:09:17 PM
I bet Sean pretends he isn't boning all of these chicks like crazy to help with the suspense.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 12:23:02 PM
the only girls he gave roses to last week were the ones who he liked boning the best.  if he didn't like boning one, he told her to kick rocks. 

great strategy.  so then you have  to wonder, what's going to happen in the fantasy suite.  my guess?  all three finalists, one fantasy suite, one night.  the bachelors first live 3 way fantasy suite extravaganza.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2013, 12:36:01 PM
'Clams, do you think he ever gets tired of boning so much? I mean these fillies are throwing themselves at him 24/7 and I wonder if he ever just needs a second to himself? I know he's a giver and I'm a giver too, so sometimes this can be a curse to stud emaw's who are givers.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 14, 2013, 12:47:38 PM
the only girls he gave roses to last week were the ones who he liked boning the best.  if he didn't like boning one, he told her to kick rocks. 

great strategy.  so then you have  to wonder, what's going to happen in the fantasy suite.  my guess?  all three finalists, one fantasy suite, one night.  the bachelors first live 3 way fantasy suite extravaganza.

He was obviously ready to move onto this week and gets to peel his T off and give the world a EMAW male model show...then bone some more
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 01:32:29 PM
'Clams, do you think he ever gets tired of boning so much? I mean these fillies are throwing themselves at him 24/7 and I wonder if he ever just needs a second to himself? I know he's a giver and I'm a giver too, so sometimes this can be a curse to stud emaw's who are givers.

i doubt he gets tired of boning.  this is top flight ass he's boning, division 1.  also, i'm 100% sure he's used to boning all the time anyway since he's such a complete stud. 

i bet he bones some of them twice in a very short period of time. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 14, 2013, 01:50:08 PM
'Clams, do you think he ever gets tired of boning so much? I mean these fillies are throwing themselves at him 24/7 and I wonder if he ever just needs a second to himself? I know he's a giver and I'm a giver too, so sometimes this can be a curse to stud emaw's who are givers.

i doubt he gets tired of boning.  this is top flight ass he's boning, division 1.  also, i'm 100% sure he's used to boning all the time anyway since he's such a complete stud. 

i bet he bones some of them twice in a very short period of time.

Exactly.  Just look at the Bachelorette.  He bones Emily, she goes on another date with some dud and just a few hours later he is running her down to bone some more. 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 01:58:14 PM
yeah when he boned emily i thought that was gonna seal the deal for him, but it didn't.  so then he boned her again.
my guess is that he was off of his bone game that day and prob didn't bone her very well (it happens to all of us, guys). 
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 14, 2013, 01:59:45 PM
yeah when he boned emily i thought that was gonna seal the deal for him, but it didn't.  so then he boned her again.
my guess is that he was off of his bone game that day and prob didn't bone her very well (it happens to all of us, guys).

I think it was Ricky that tried to bone-block him.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 03:27:03 PM
no doubt ricky was all about bone blocking.  too bad for ol' ricky though b/c mommy dropped sean lowe, master boner and picked that reject from utah (and is now single again). 

Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on January 14, 2013, 05:19:10 PM
guaranteed emily comes back later on this season, tries to win Sean back, he bones her, then mushes her, she cries, and Sean flexes at her on her way out
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: ManBearPig on January 14, 2013, 05:27:07 PM
a real MBP move  :gocho:
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Post by: 'taterblast on January 14, 2013, 07:17:07 PM
warm it up
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Post by: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 07:27:11 PM
governor stumpy drops the L word on her first date with Sean :lol:
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Post by: Winters on January 14, 2013, 07:30:11 PM
governor stumpy drops the L word on her first date with Sean :lol:
well, it worked.
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Post by: SabiNation on January 14, 2013, 07:30:56 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 14, 2013, 08:01:07 PM
Didn't even try to talk Crazy Hair into staying!  :lol:
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Post by: Scary Smart on January 14, 2013, 08:41:51 PM
Robyn is calling Sean racist!  :curse:
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Post by: Scary Smart on January 14, 2013, 08:43:07 PM
omg, Sean just mushed her with all of his diversity.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 14, 2013, 08:43:26 PM
Oh no she didn't! :snap :snap :headswerve
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 14, 2013, 08:58:23 PM
Sean's suit basically says "sean lowe, Bone doctor MD"
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2013, 09:05:15 PM
The poker dealer made it another round.  :curse:
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Post by: ManBearPig on January 14, 2013, 10:25:36 PM
omg, Sean just mushed her with all of his diversity.
:lol:
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Post by: mocat on January 14, 2013, 10:35:46 PM
I missed it what happened to Desiree tonight
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Post by: bones129 on January 14, 2013, 11:04:25 PM
I missed it what happened to Desiree tonight

Missed the last several minutes, but am confident she lived to play another day.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 14, 2013, 11:09:04 PM
The poker dealer made it another round.  :curse:

She won't make it past next week.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 14, 2013, 11:38:05 PM
on with Kimmel!!
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Post by: michigancat on January 14, 2013, 11:49:33 PM
The girl that Sean boned after the art date is gonna fall HARD.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2013, 11:56:34 PM
Yeah, I was happy she got a boning session.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 14, 2013, 11:59:51 PM
Btw, Sean is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 15, 2013, 11:45:03 AM
Did anyone know that Sean was on with Jimmy Kimmel last night?  Just checking
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 15, 2013, 11:50:19 AM
Guys, stud emaw bachelor sean held it down with Kimmel last night. You heard it here first.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: kitten_mittons on January 15, 2013, 12:20:57 PM
I don't get it. The last girl that he gave a rose to. She's not attractive. Maybe she looks good naked? Help me out here.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 15, 2013, 12:23:19 PM
The girls hate her. They always keep one or two around for ratings. Next..
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Post by: pissclams on January 15, 2013, 02:22:34 PM
http://www.wetpaint.com/the-bachelor/articles/the-bachelor-2013-recap-shirtless-sean-the-first-kiss-and-real-talk

2nd Paragraph header, halfway down the page
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Post by: OK_Cat on January 16, 2013, 02:15:14 PM
mrs  ok_cat's friend told us (without us asking) who he picked.

kind of a bummer, ya know?  i want to be surprised.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 16, 2013, 02:43:26 PM
NO rough ridin' SPOILERS OK CAT OKAY?  OK!
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Post by: OK_Cat on January 16, 2013, 02:50:46 PM
I WON'T, EMO EMAW CAT

Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 16, 2013, 02:58:11 PM
Cool thanks bruh.
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Post by: SwiftCat on January 16, 2013, 03:02:41 PM
Robyn is cool. I knew right away that back handspring girl was going to be something, and by golly she is.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Trim on January 16, 2013, 06:53:36 PM
Hasn't it already been spoiled in this thread?  Maybe even with a link OK posted?
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Post by: OK_Cat on January 17, 2013, 12:18:06 PM
Hasn't it already been spoiled in this thread?  Maybe even with a link OK posted?

i didn't post crap, adolf
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Norm93 on January 19, 2013, 10:22:55 AM
Bachelor analysis from Petros:

Starts around the 11:00 mark

http://www.am570radio.com/player/?station=KLAC-AM&program_name=podcast&program_id=petrosmoney.xml&mid=22784646 (http://www.am570radio.com/player/?station=KLAC-AM&program_name=podcast&program_id=petrosmoney.xml&mid=22784646)

And more later in the show, the 14:45 mark:

http://www.am570radio.com/player/?station=KLAC-AM&program_name=podcast&program_id=petrosmoney.xml&mid=22784699 (http://www.am570radio.com/player/?station=KLAC-AM&program_name=podcast&program_id=petrosmoney.xml&mid=22784699)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Trim on January 20, 2013, 12:09:44 PM
Hasn't it already been spoiled in this thread?  Maybe even with a link OK posted?

i didn't post crap, adolf

My bad.  You got mad about Mike Ahearn spoiling it.  Don't click that "hollywoodlife" link if you don't want to know who Sean picks for lifetime boning. 

Now a Virgin!  (Sorry if Luked)

http://www.wetpaint.com/the-bachelor/articles/is-bachelor-sean-lowe-a-virgin

http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/11/28/sean-lowe-virgin-born-again-bachelor-sex/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/147333/bachelor_sean_lowes_claim_that


spoiler alert, a-hole
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 21, 2013, 07:57:15 PM
I want you to be Kacie, not this crazy person I see right now. 
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Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 21, 2013, 07:57:56 PM
Too much chick drama tonight... Need more BONING!!

 :curse: :bang: :curse:
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Post by: kitten_mittons on January 21, 2013, 08:32:26 PM
He totally gave Lindsay his Fort Leonard "Wood."
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Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 21, 2013, 08:41:04 PM
The dent in Tierra's forehead is strangely more disturbing than Stumpy's stump....

 :gocho:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 21, 2013, 09:15:53 PM
Guys, Jackie is really hot,  he needs to talk to her more.
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Post by: kitten_mittons on January 21, 2013, 09:30:04 PM
Guys, Jackie is really hot,  he needs to talk to her more.
I was thinking the same thing. She doesn't even talk to him and she isn't worried at all. Probably the blue eyes.
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Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on January 21, 2013, 09:47:57 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wetpaint.me%2Fbachelor%2FROOT%2Fphotos%2F310%2F1296241703pre-2488271577336103202.jpg&hash=6ff955113b845f5f710a8dc45c7ff9cfff1e399c)

who wants to taste the chocolate?

 :lick:
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Post by: pissclams on January 22, 2013, 08:26:50 AM
lesley the frog was looking great last night
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 11:55:38 AM
I read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean.  Zero bonings to his name you guys.  Not even the tip. :runaway:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 24, 2013, 12:00:16 PM
I read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean.  Zero bonings to his name you guys.  Not even the tip. :runaway:

SCHEMED!
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 12:06:10 PM
I read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean.  Zero bonings to his name you guys.  Not even the tip. :runaway:

SCHEMED!

Vaginas are like space aliens to him.  He's heard about them, but never met one himself. :ohno:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 24, 2013, 12:07:53 PM
Mr Bread if you've met space aliens start a new thread!  :excited:
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 24, 2013, 01:26:13 PM
I read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean.  Zero bonings to his name you guys.  Not even the tip. :runaway:

He's actually a born-again virgin, which means he gets to bone as many of the ladies as he likes. When he feels like being a virgin again, he just gets born again. The women love it, really.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 01:53:52 PM
I read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean.  Zero bonings to his name you guys.  Not even the tip. :runaway:

He's actually a born-again virgin, which means he gets to bone as many of the ladies as he likes. When he feels like being a virgin again, he just gets born again. The women love it, really.

That's not what In Touch said.  They said he was just blowing smoke and is a real actual virgin.  His penis is as pure and untouched by evil vaginas as the driven snow.  I suppose he's not prohibited from reasserting his virginity through that born again crap if he wants to even though he never lost it in the first place.  All-purpose virgin or universal virgin maybe. 
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Post by: pissclams on January 24, 2013, 02:00:50 PM
he has boned so many chicks its not even funny.  love that ol Bread over here is falling victim to sean's publicists PR campaign though.
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Post by: wes mantooth on January 24, 2013, 02:01:53 PM
I read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean.  Zero bonings to his name you guys.  Not even the tip. :runaway:

He's actually a born-again virgin, which means he gets to bone as many of the ladies as he likes. When he feels like being a virgin again, he just gets born again. The women love it, really.

That's not what In Touch said.  They said he was just blowing smoke and is a real actual virgin.  His penis is as pure and untouched by evil vaginas as the driven snow.  I suppose he's not prohibited from reasserting his virginity through that born again crap if he wants to even though he never lost it in the first place.  All-purpose virgin or universal virgin maybe.

You know how the saying goes, someone who knows and talks a lot about virgins, is probably a virgin themselves.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 02:18:55 PM
I read in In Touch magazine this morning that he's a confirmed virgin according to an unnamed friend close to Sean.  Zero bonings to his name you guys.  Not even the tip. :runaway:

He's actually a born-again virgin, which means he gets to bone as many of the ladies as he likes. When he feels like being a virgin again, he just gets born again. The women love it, really.

That's not what In Touch said.  They said he was just blowing smoke and is a real actual virgin.  His penis is as pure and untouched by evil vaginas as the driven snow.  I suppose he's not prohibited from reasserting his virginity through that born again crap if he wants to even though he never lost it in the first place.  All-purpose virgin or universal virgin maybe.

You know how the saying goes, someone who knows and talks a lot about virgins, is probably a virgin themselves.

I think that's actually about smelling/letting farts not virgins wes mantooth.  I know Sean is a virgin because In Touch magazine said so.  No expertise required bud.  Just the facts lol.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 24, 2013, 02:23:14 PM
Sean is the best.  Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.
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Post by: wes mantooth on January 24, 2013, 02:28:05 PM
never heard of IN TOUCHED, have heard of ABC boning-champ Sean Lowe.
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 02:34:34 PM
Sean is the best.  Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.

They had a picture of him recently flashing abs next to one of his fitness cover photos and he made himself look extremely pud by comparison. :ohno: They did not say he doesn't go to the gym.  I don't think they like him though.  It was not a flattering piece. 
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 24, 2013, 02:50:48 PM
Sean is the best.  Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.

They had a picture of him recently flashing abs next to one of his fitness cover photos and he made himself look extremely pud by comparison. :ohno: They did not say he doesn't go to the gym.  I don't think they like him though.  It was not a flattering piece.

Have they ever done a flattering piece on anybody? I think probably not.
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 02:54:07 PM
Sean is the best.  Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.

They had a picture of him recently flashing abs next to one of his fitness cover photos and he made himself look extremely pud by comparison. :ohno: They did not say he doesn't go to the gym.  I don't think they like him though.  It was not a flattering piece.

Have they ever done a flattering piece on anybody? I think probably not.

They did a really nice piece in the same issue on Beyonce and how fit she was getting for her Super Bowl show including very flattering pictures.  So I think probably so bud. 
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 24, 2013, 02:55:21 PM
Oh man, oscar out coaching groce, and now 0 hunk bachelors from UI compared to the super hunk bachelor from K-State that is on this season (sean) who bones everything in sight. Bread, just convert already.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: wes mantooth on January 24, 2013, 02:59:55 PM
bread has really lbiq, not surprised really lol
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 24, 2013, 03:06:15 PM
Sean is the best.  Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.

They had a picture of him recently flashing abs next to one of his fitness cover photos and he made himself look extremely pud by comparison. :ohno: They did not say he doesn't go to the gym.  I don't think they like him though.  It was not a flattering piece.

I wouldn't like him either if I was a ittle weenie who didn't bone tons of chicks.
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 03:12:15 PM
Oh man, oscar out coaching groce, and now 0 hunk bachelors from UI compared to the super hunk bachelor from K-State that is on this season (sean) who bones everything in sight. Bread, just convert already.

There will never be a UI bachelor fanning.  Not a high percentage of attractive dudes.  Quite the opposite really.  The stud to nerd ratio is very low.  Makes life pretty easy for the studs though. 
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 24, 2013, 03:18:19 PM
Sean is the best.  Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.

They had a picture of him recently flashing abs next to one of his fitness cover photos and he made himself look extremely pud by comparison. :ohno: They did not say he doesn't go to the gym.  I don't think they like him though.  It was not a flattering piece.

I wouldn't like him either if I was a ittle weenie who didn't bone tons of chicks.

I feel bad for him.  Forced to live this bonemaster lie by you bullies and then he's probably going to end up being outed as the next Te'o after he has all of his boning stories debunked.  :ohno:  You guys are going to make him have to manufacture catfish stories about all of his fake bonings.  :nono:  He's just not into vaginas (literally). 
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 24, 2013, 03:19:36 PM
Oh man, oscar out coaching groce, and now 0 hunk bachelors from UI compared to the super hunk bachelor from K-State that is on this season (sean) who bones everything in sight. Bread, just convert already.

There will never be a UI bachelor fanning.  Not a high percentage of attractive dudes.  Quite the opposite really.  The stud to nerd ratio is very low.  Makes life pretty easy for the studs though.
:thumbs:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 24, 2013, 07:58:13 PM
Sean is the best.  Next In Touch will report he never goes to the gym and isn't totally shredded.

They had a picture of him recently flashing abs next to one of his fitness cover photos and he made himself look extremely pud by comparison. :ohno: They did not say he doesn't go to the gym.  I don't think they like him though.  It was not a flattering piece.

I wouldn't like him either if I was a ittle weenie who didn't bone tons of chicks.

I feel bad for him.  Forced to live this bonemaster lie by you bullies and then he's probably going to end up being outed as the next Te'o after he has all of his boning stories debunked.  :ohno:  You guys are going to make him have to manufacture catfish stories about all of his fake bonings.  :nono:  He's just not into vaginas (literally).

another bone denier.  shocking
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Post by: 'taterblast on January 28, 2013, 07:22:23 PM
Odds that Sean DIDN'T bone Selma on top of that mountain? I say 2%.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 28, 2013, 07:23:10 PM
The falafel shop was closed! :sdeek:
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 28, 2013, 07:32:40 PM
Maybe Selma is one of those hookers that don't kiss on the job. I'm sure he still plugged her.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 28, 2013, 07:58:14 PM
Well Tierra is a psycho, can't say I didn't see that coming.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 28, 2013, 09:02:13 PM
Odds they kill of Tierra by the end?
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Post by: OK_Cat on January 29, 2013, 10:01:38 AM
Tierra is awesome, don't be dumbasses

i really like stumpy for some reason.  she seems genuine.  the lack of an arm doesn't seem to phase me like i assumed it would.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 29, 2013, 10:15:49 AM
I like the girl from DC.
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Post by: kstate4life on January 29, 2013, 10:20:58 AM
The kinda asian from Seattle is pretty sexy.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 29, 2013, 10:33:04 AM
I'm just happy poker dealer is gone. Yeesh! Oh, and I always thought Amanda had some kind of carp like action going on with her face. See ya bottom feeder.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 29, 2013, 10:34:37 AM
I think I could punt Tierra like 65 yards. 75 in Mile High.
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Post by: kstate4life on January 29, 2013, 10:39:54 AM
Tierra is one of those girls that will let you go down on her all day long, but will never return the favor.  Not good for Sean.
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Post by: kitten_mittons on January 29, 2013, 11:45:26 AM
Amanda has MLA.
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Post by: fr@ck me on January 29, 2013, 12:42:20 PM
I have not watched many shows and have not read this thread so sorry if luked.

But doesn't seem like he likes torturing these girls more then trying to date them?  Last year he tried to make it look like he lived at home with his mom in a messy room.  This year he makes some chick think she broke a $1 million vase.  And then last night he takes one girl rock climbing in the desert when she hates the heat and heights.  Plus he was going to make them do roller derby and beat the crap out of each other until the chick about broker her jaw.  I wish he would have gone through with it.  Would have been awesome.
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Post by: michigancat on January 29, 2013, 12:46:42 PM
I can't believe he gave Tierra that rose after the shitshow she put on. My first disappointment in Sean thus far.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on January 29, 2013, 12:51:33 PM
I can't believe he gave Tierra that rose after the shitshow she put on. My first disappointment in Sean thus far.

Ratings, that's it.  Pretty sure going to work and bitching about the girls is mrs.hamburg and her friends 2nd favorite part of the show.  Number 1 is ogling Sean, but who gets a rose has no impact on that.  The producers know this.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 29, 2013, 12:58:35 PM
I like the girl from DC.

the frog.
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Post by: michigancat on January 29, 2013, 01:01:41 PM
I can't believe he gave Tierra that rose after the shitshow she put on. My first disappointment in Sean thus far.

Ratings, that's it.  Pretty sure going to work and bitching about the girls is mrs.hamburg and her friends 2nd favorite part of the show.  Number 1 is ogling Sean, but who gets a rose has no impact on that.  The producers know this.

but he sent home that pot-stirrer from Ben's season that was only worried about playing the game.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 29, 2013, 01:27:01 PM
I like the girl from DC.

the frog.

What?  Is she like cold blooded or something?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: fr@ck me on January 29, 2013, 03:41:29 PM
I can't believe he gave Tierra that rose after the shitshow she put on. My first disappointment in Sean thus far.

Ratings, that's it.  Pretty sure going to work and bitching about the girls is mrs.hamburg and her friends 2nd favorite part of the show.  Number 1 is ogling Sean, but who gets a rose has no impact on that.  The producers know this.

but he sent home that pot-stirrer from Ben's season that was only worried about playing the game.

she wasn't very good at playing the game apparently.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: skycat on January 29, 2013, 04:09:49 PM
Maybe luked but Sean has a weekly blog on People.com.

Quote from: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20668997,00.html
Anyway, I was surprised when Catherine gave me the card with a kiss of lipstick on it. I'd call that "aggressive friend zone." She told me she wanted to kiss me but couldn't while the other girls were in sight. She was so nervous that she buried her head in my chest and wouldn't look up. After a few seconds I told her, "It's okay to look up," and then we had our first kiss.

What you didn't see was her excitement after. She was giddy and suggested that we frolic – definitely the first time I received that request, so I obliged. We skipped around the driveway ... and then played Dungeons and Dragons (not really).

Sean was going to say, "... and then I boned her," but figured a wink and a nudge would be better. Sean is such a bonemaster.
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Post by: wes mantooth on January 29, 2013, 04:10:47 PM
I can't believe he gave Tierra that rose after the shitshow she put on. My first disappointment in Sean thus far.

Ratings, that's it.  Pretty sure going to work and bitching about the girls is mrs.hamburg and her friends 2nd favorite part of the show.  Number 1 is ogling Sean, but who gets a rose has no impact on that.  The producers know this.

but he sent home that pot-stirrer from Ben's season that was only worried about playing the game.

actually the girl no one liked in Ben's season made the final 2, no?  a model maybe?
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 29, 2013, 04:16:13 PM
I can't believe he gave Tierra that rose after the shitshow she put on. My first disappointment in Sean thus far.

Ratings, that's it.  Pretty sure going to work and bitching about the girls is mrs.hamburg and her friends 2nd favorite part of the show.  Number 1 is ogling Sean, but who gets a rose has no impact on that.  The producers know this.

but he sent home that pot-stirrer from Ben's season that was only worried about playing the game.

actually the girl no one liked in Ben's season made the final 2, no?  a model maybe?

Probably the kind of girl that's into all sorts of unsavory sex stuff.
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Post by: MakeItRain on January 29, 2013, 04:18:49 PM
Who's the white girl on there who seems to be very average looking? Jimmy Kimmel did the "amazing" count like he does every Monday and I saw one of the girls and thought, damn she's average. It absolutely wasn't the sista or the Tierra girl, I checked her out, she's fine.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 29, 2013, 04:20:47 PM
Was it Amanda?  Dark hair?  Kinda uggo?
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Post by: 'taterblast on January 29, 2013, 04:23:11 PM
Amanda is not ugly you take it back
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 29, 2013, 04:29:37 PM
When she stands next to frog girl or orphan girl she ugly!  Ya ya she ugly!
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Post by: MakeItRain on January 29, 2013, 04:35:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deH8fDQgjuA&list=UUa6vGFO9ty8v5KZJXQxdhaw&index=12 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deH8fDQgjuA&list=UUa6vGFO9ty8v5KZJXQxdhaw&index=12)

Blonde, amazing #7. Was she sweating or something?
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Post by: michigancat on January 29, 2013, 04:44:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deH8fDQgjuA&list=UUa6vGFO9ty8v5KZJXQxdhaw&index=12 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deH8fDQgjuA&list=UUa6vGFO9ty8v5KZJXQxdhaw&index=12)

Blonde, amazing #7. Was she sweating or something?

one armed chick
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Post by: TheKatsofWar on January 29, 2013, 06:03:29 PM
Teirra is just a glorified stripper, she works hard and is aggressive and all the other "bitches" hate her for it. She will probably go far and the ratings will keep up because they are all based on drama, and Sean being a dream boat of course. Bachelor101 guise. 
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Post by: pissclams on January 29, 2013, 06:19:13 PM
I like the girl from DC.

the frog.

What?  Is she like cold blooded or something?

i nicknamed her the frog b/c i thought she looked like one the first time is saw her
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 29, 2013, 07:11:35 PM
I like the girl from DC.

the frog.

What?  Is she like cold blooded or something?

i nicknamed her the frog b/c i thought she looked like one the first time is saw her
I'm pretty sure I saw a few ribbits a couple epis back.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 29, 2013, 09:42:01 PM
Cutest amphibian I've ever seen!
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Post by: Mr Bread on January 30, 2013, 07:12:47 AM
Maybe luked but Sean has a weekly blog on People.com.

Quote from: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20668997,00.html
Anyway, I was surprised when Catherine gave me the card with a kiss of lipstick on it. I'd call that "aggressive friend zone." She told me she wanted to kiss me but couldn't while the other girls were in sight. She was so nervous that she buried her head in my chest and wouldn't look up. After a few seconds I told her, "It's okay to look up," and then we had our first kiss.

What you didn't see was her excitement after. She was giddy and suggested that we frolic – definitely the first time I received that request, so I obliged. We skipped around the driveway ... and then played Dungeons and Dragons (not really).

Sean was going to say, "... and then I boned her," but figured a wink and a nudge would be better. Sean is such a bonemaster.

Nope, sorry.  Confirmed actual virgin.  Doesn't have the first clue what to do with a vagina.  Terrified of 'em. 

Bone princess Sean when confronted with a vagina: "Do I, do I hold it's hand?"

It doesn't have hands, Sean.  JFC, this guy.  :lol:
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Post by: wes mantooth on January 30, 2013, 07:19:41 AM
Mr. Breadhurt is back  :lol:
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Post by: kim carnes on January 30, 2013, 01:05:41 PM
I agree with mr bread that Sean isn't boning any of these women.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 30, 2013, 11:17:02 PM
I agree with mr bread that Sean isn't boning any of these women.

What a huge surprise.
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Post by: hurtsogood on January 31, 2013, 10:53:26 PM
Guys, if dez (des?) doesn't win this thing, i am going to be effing devastated. She belongs with sean.  I just hope he recognizes that.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on February 01, 2013, 09:36:03 AM
She has cellulite on the back of her legs.  :barf:
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Post by: wes mantooth on February 01, 2013, 12:34:03 PM
She has cellulite on the back of her legs.  :barf:

so does every other woman in the entire world
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Post by: Emo EMAW on February 01, 2013, 01:45:13 PM
No denied.
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Post by: hurtsogood on February 01, 2013, 05:45:08 PM
She has cellulite on the back of her legs.  :barf:

SHE HAS LOVE IN HER HEART AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS EMO EMAW
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Post by: Pett on February 04, 2013, 12:25:46 PM
I like the girl who has no parents, the wedding dress worker lady (not to be confused with the crazy wedding dress wearer) and then that blonde  Lesley. <-----She is one sexy chick :love:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on February 04, 2013, 12:30:06 PM
They made the organizer chick out to be crazy in the first episode.  But she seems cool to me. 
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Post by: kitten_mittons on February 04, 2013, 01:33:47 PM
Is Jackie going to just come out of nowhere and be in like the top 3? Is that how these things work?
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Post by: Emo EMAW on February 04, 2013, 08:20:16 PM
Guys this Tierra chick is baaaaaad news!   :ohno:
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Post by: Pett on February 04, 2013, 10:31:10 PM
Guys this Tierra chick is baaaaaad news!   :ohno:

She's going to punch all of these bitches :angry:
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 05, 2013, 08:12:07 AM
She's being kept around for ratings. Sean probably gets a piece of the pie. He knows what he's doing. HE'S A rough ridin'  :kstategrad:
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Post by: TheHamburglar on February 05, 2013, 08:21:43 AM
All of the teachers at mrs.hamburg's school now refer to Tierra as Warf.
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Post by: pissclams on February 05, 2013, 09:35:23 AM
buckle up Cat fans, we have 2 more hours of the bachelor on tonight as ABC treats us to a bonus episode.
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Post by: MadCat on February 05, 2013, 10:58:56 AM
All of the teachers at mrs.hamburg's school now refer to Tierra as Warf.

Is this a Star Trek reference or the physical sound of  :barf: ?
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Post by: TheHamburglar on February 05, 2013, 11:06:05 AM
All of the teachers at mrs.hamburg's school now refer to Tierra as Warf.

Is this a Star Trek reference or the physical sound of  :barf: ?

Star Trek reference.  I misspelled Worf. 
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Post by: SabiNation on February 05, 2013, 11:21:07 AM
buckle up Cat fans, we have 2 more hours of the bachelor on tonight as ABC treats us to a bonus episode.

 :excited:  Also, is this an extra episode because they will miss one somewhere down the line due to scheduling conflicts or something or is it actually a bonus episode?  Been wondering
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Post by: _33 on February 05, 2013, 11:27:42 AM
Which one of the girls on the 2 on 1 date got the rose?  The crazy one or the red haired one?
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Post by: TheHamburglar on February 05, 2013, 11:31:34 AM
Which one of the girls on the 2 on 1 date got the rose?  The crazy one or the red haired one?

crazy
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Post by: kitten_mittons on February 05, 2013, 12:38:03 PM
As soon as they announced the 2 on 1 date I knew Jackie was gone. Then I really knew she was gone as soon as she started taking about Tierra to Sean.
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Post by: Pett on February 05, 2013, 01:00:07 PM
Sean's got a good eye for hot girls. Only one girl he sent home I disagree with (Tierra over pretty hot red head)
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Post by: pissclams on February 05, 2013, 02:39:01 PM
buckle up Cat fans, we have 2 more hours of the bachelor on tonight as ABC treats us to a bonus episode.

 :excited:  Also, is this an extra episode because they will miss one somewhere down the line due to scheduling conflicts or something or is it actually a bonus episode?  Been wondering

that's a great question because i don't want to get my hopes up and treat tonight like a bonus if it's not a true rough ridin' bonus.  if it's a fake bonus/resched, i'll be pissed and someone at ABC is getting a nastygram first thing tomorrow morning
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Post by: PoetWarrior on February 05, 2013, 03:27:38 PM
A Bachelor's of Science is the highest award given in academia to those studying ontology.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on February 11, 2013, 09:03:51 PM
 :popcorn:...excellent episode and previews for next week.
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Post by: kim carnes on February 11, 2013, 09:11:06 PM
A Bachelor's of Science is the highest award given in academia to those studying ontology.

oh really?
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Post by: hurtsogood on February 12, 2013, 07:46:00 PM
:popcorn:...excellent episode and previews for next week.

Agreed. No doubt in my mind that confrontational, tatted up brother is a prank coordinated by Des. Revenge for the art show thing. She is so BITB.

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Post by: raquetcat on February 12, 2013, 08:12:19 PM
This was an episode or two ago, but I thought it was great.

Quote from: Selma
You're going to wife that

said about Tierra  :lol:
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Post by: raquetcat on February 12, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Lesley's abs   :surprised:

Are those real or spray on 

It will be fun to see Desiree's white trash family  :popcorn:
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Post by: hurtsogood on February 13, 2013, 06:11:51 PM

Desiree's white trash family

I am going to demand an apology from you when that turns out to be a prank.
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Post by: kitten_mittons on February 13, 2013, 06:27:21 PM
Des > Catherine > Lindsay > Ashlee
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Post by: Emo EMAW on February 13, 2013, 06:46:42 PM
Des > Catherine > Lindsay > Ashlee

Opposite.
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Post by: pissclams on February 18, 2013, 07:49:36 PM
oh boy, sean with a massive goEMAW U shoutout tonight. 
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Post by: kim carnes on February 18, 2013, 08:36:44 PM
FYI, sean is gay
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Post by: kitten_mittons on February 18, 2013, 09:41:38 PM
FYI, sean is gay
Just because you are attracted to him, does not make him gay.
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Post by: kim carnes on February 18, 2013, 10:37:22 PM
FYI, sean is gay
Just because you are attracted to him, does not make him gay.

i am VERY attracted to him.
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Post by: kitten_mittons on February 19, 2013, 01:07:18 AM
FYI, sean is gay
Just because you are attracted to him, does not make him gay.

i am VERY attracted to him.
So am I and so is everyone, but he isn't gay.
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Post by: bones129 on February 19, 2013, 01:28:45 AM
Sean Lowe is no Arthur Brown, Gary Spani, or any other great KSU LB. Why all this worship?  :dunno:
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 19, 2013, 08:28:27 AM
Sean Lowe is no Arthur Brown, Gary Spani, or any other great KSU LB. Why all this worship?  :dunno:

He seems like a great guy who represents Kansas State University well? Why do you hate him?
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Post by: Gooch on February 19, 2013, 09:38:07 AM
Sean Lowe is no Arthur Brown, Gary Spani, or any other great KSU LB. Why all this worship?  :dunno:
The tide is turning.
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Post by: OK_Cat on February 19, 2013, 09:54:55 AM
Sean Lowe is no Arthur Brown, Gary Spani, or any other great KSU LB. Why all this worship?  :dunno:

None of those guys are on the Bachelor?   :dunno:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 19, 2013, 04:12:27 PM
Sean Lowe is no Arthur Brown, Gary Spani, or any other great KSU LB. Why all this worship?  :dunno:

None of those guys are on the Bachelor?   :dunno:

Arthur would win the Bachelorette the first night, likely when he got out of the limo.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 19, 2013, 04:14:47 PM
Sean Lowe is no Arthur Brown, Gary Spani, or any other great KSU LB. Why all this worship?  :dunno:

None of those guys are on the Bachelor?   :dunno:

Arthur would win the Bachelorette the first night, likely when he got out of the limo.

I think Arthur might struggle a little bit at first because he doesn't watch tv and would have no idea how the game is played.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 19, 2013, 04:17:35 PM
Sean Lowe is no Arthur Brown, Gary Spani, or any other great KSU LB. Why all this worship?  :dunno:

None of those guys are on the Bachelor?   :dunno:

Arthur would win the Bachelorette the first night, likely when he got out of the limo.

I think Arthur might struggle a little bit at first because he doesn't watch tv and would have no idea how the game is played.

Wouldn't matter
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on February 19, 2013, 04:34:34 PM
Can we talk about What a dick dess's brother is?

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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on February 19, 2013, 04:35:28 PM
I mean huge Dick amIright ?

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Post by: pissclams on February 20, 2013, 08:29:24 AM
that seemed fake to me.
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Post by: _33 on February 20, 2013, 08:51:06 AM
Also seemed fake when he put down the 3rd rose and went and stared at the pictures of the 2 girls. I think he's such a nice guy that he wanted to fake anguish when really he knew exactly what he was going to do.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 20, 2013, 09:04:44 AM
that seemed fake to me.

Incredibly fake.  IRL, Sean would have demanded that punk step outside and smartly boxed his ears.
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Post by: pissclams on February 20, 2013, 09:07:04 AM
ya when he went to look at the girls i thought it was funny. 

the two pics on the top shelf of lindsay and AshLee had one girl in a red shirt, and one in a green shirt.  then the two girls on the bottom shelf of desiree and catherine had one in the red shirt and one in a green shirt.  were they trying to confuse sean   :confused:
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Post by: pissclams on March 04, 2013, 07:08:52 PM
man, would have been so elite if sean and chris dropped by one of my bachelor watch parties.  instead he just hit a bunch of sorority houses at ucla  :rolleyes:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 04, 2013, 07:37:12 PM
So what is the most EMAW thing he did?  Seems like Sean didn't really give EMAW a lot of play.  maybe he knows we are pretty classy and don't want much run on reality tv shows, especially when Tierra was making the show suck.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 04, 2013, 10:12:25 PM
So what is the most EMAW thing he did?  Seems like Sean didn't really give EMAW a lot of play.  maybe he knows we are pretty classy and don't want much run on reality tv shows, especially when Tierra was making the show suck.

He gave us absolutely no play, and I'm honestly just a little bit upset about it.
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Post by: 'taterblast on March 04, 2013, 10:15:02 PM
he has nothing to do with that
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Post by: kim carnes on March 04, 2013, 10:22:47 PM
are bread and i the only ones who realize that he is gay?
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 04, 2013, 10:25:58 PM
he has nothing to do with that

Sure he does.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 04, 2013, 10:35:10 PM
Yeah, he heismaned us on twitter & national television. Never responded too emaw tweets and said he got small Midwestern towns on the show cause "he went to school in Kansas".
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Post by: Mr Bread on March 05, 2013, 02:22:25 PM
Imagine that, now everybody realizes he's a phony clown who doesn't know the first thing about vaginas.  I've been saying this since day one. 
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 05, 2013, 02:37:43 PM
I think that Sean just might be displaying a lack of intrinsic values that could explain why LHCBS never let him see the field.
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Post by: Pett on March 07, 2013, 10:51:42 AM
Sean and Catherine won't work you guys. He is going to get tired of her nerdiness
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Post by: cfbandyman on March 07, 2013, 10:47:43 PM
Gettin' the old Colbert bump right now  :gocho:
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Post by: SwiftCat on March 07, 2013, 10:50:32 PM
Des as new bachelorette. :eek:
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Post by: kitten_mittons on March 08, 2013, 06:28:32 AM
I hope her brother fights all of the bros.
Title: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on March 11, 2013, 07:09:53 PM
bump
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Post by: daBish7 on March 11, 2013, 07:20:56 PM
His Moms is pissed!
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Post by: meow meow on March 11, 2013, 09:41:19 PM
Total stud proposal Sean.  So classy, but hey he's emaw, it's expected.
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Post by: meow meow on March 11, 2013, 09:49:36 PM
Sean is getting married on ABC, boss move
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Post by: 'taterblast on March 11, 2013, 09:58:16 PM
Desiree officially the new Bachelorette.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on March 11, 2013, 10:10:26 PM
Desiree officially the new Bachelorette.
#fanningfordes #fanningforthebachelorette
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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 11, 2013, 10:40:44 PM
Did we win another 'ship today?
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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 12, 2013, 09:28:06 AM
So now Sean is going on Dancing with the Stars.  Chance to pick up a TV dual championship here.
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Post by: 'taterblast on March 12, 2013, 09:29:52 AM
good for him, now he can bone all the dancers on the side
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Post by: OK_Cat on March 12, 2013, 11:26:27 AM
dancing with the stars features a battle against an EMAW and a KU fan that didn't attend KU

 :lol:
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Post by: hurtsogood on March 12, 2013, 11:26:43 AM
Desiree officially the new Bachelorette.
#fanningfordes #fanningforthebachelorette

What would your approach be to her brother?  Just want to know before I throw all of my resources into getting you on the show.
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Post by: kstofer on March 12, 2013, 01:50:31 PM
dancing with the stars features a battle against an EMAW and a KU fan that didn't attend KU typical KU fan

 :lol:

ftfy
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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 25, 2013, 08:17:33 PM
Yawn another EMAW owning national television.
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Post by: Pett on March 27, 2013, 04:42:49 PM
Yawn another EMAW owning national television.

TMZ was reporting that Sean was being a prima donna and asking for his interviews to be shot from a certain angle

Are we perfectionists? So elite.
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Post by: 'taterblast on March 27, 2013, 04:44:09 PM
shut the eff up, TMZ
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Post by: Willesgirl on March 27, 2013, 08:55:42 PM
Someone probably already mentioned this, but just in case: Sean is a shockingly bad dancer.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 27, 2013, 10:17:35 PM
 
Someone probably already mentioned this, but just in case: Sean is a shockingly bad dancer.

On Opposite Day
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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 28, 2013, 09:24:43 AM
Someone probably already mentioned this, but just in case: Sean is a shockingly bad dancer.

They all always suck at the beginning you prude!  :shakesfist:
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Post by: Mr Bread on March 28, 2013, 11:09:42 AM
Someone probably already mentioned this, but just in case: Sean is a shockingly bad dancer.

They all always suck at the beginning you prude!  :shakesfist:

It's the proximity to a real live vagina that's throwing him off.  It's practically touching him at times and he simply cannot deal.  Saw this coming from a mile away.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: kim carnes on March 28, 2013, 10:54:39 PM
Someone probably already mentioned this, but just in case: Sean is a shockingly bad dancer.

whose sock is this?  whatever happened to that laundromat guy?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Willesgirl on March 30, 2013, 01:12:22 PM
 :nono: Not a sock, Kimmie.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: i poo crabs on December 31, 2013, 12:46:39 PM

 Sean Lowe ?@SeanLowe09 28 Dec
One of the many reasons she's the one for me. “@clmgiudici: Getting prepped for #ufcfightnight”


Did Sean Lowe really choose to watch the UFC fight over the adorable 'Cats!?!  :nono: :jerk: :curse: :dubious: :shakesfist:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 31, 2013, 12:55:08 PM
Maybe he is going to start beating ass and he is sucking up to UFC fans?
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Post by: skycat on January 26, 2014, 06:56:02 PM
Sean's getting married live on ABC in about five minutes. Good Pro Bowl counter-programming.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette &amp; NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 26, 2014, 07:58:13 PM
The honeymoon suite cam is creepy as eff which you know is super creepy if I'm pointing it out.

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Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: meow meow on January 26, 2014, 09:13:21 PM
I looked for Sean Snyder in the crowd, couldn't find him.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 26, 2014, 10:04:04 PM
Sean is boning right now u guys
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: bones129 on January 26, 2014, 10:07:08 PM
Sean is boning right now u guys

Lowe or Snyder?   :dunno:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Trim on January 26, 2014, 10:34:11 PM
Just watching now.  Does he bang this lingerie saleslady?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Trim on January 26, 2014, 10:39:13 PM
Just watching now.  Does he bang this lingerie saleslady?

Bone.  I meant, does he bone this lingerie saleslady?  My bad.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on January 27, 2014, 04:47:53 PM
 :love:

(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/994435_10152180673154938_744441271_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 27, 2014, 04:48:58 PM
He picked a real twerp for his best man
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Willesgirl on January 27, 2014, 04:53:52 PM
He picked a real twerp for his best man hair stylist.

I'm pretty sure that's the hair style popularized by Justin Bieber. Gross.
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Post by: ChiComCat on December 11, 2014, 05:05:24 PM
Saw known stud and KSU alum Sean Lowe today at Winter Park
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Post by: theKSU on December 11, 2014, 09:20:02 PM
Yeah he tweeted that he was in Colorado. Stud. Loves Jesus and America too.
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on January 04, 2016, 07:31:55 PM
so the chicken girl seems pretty weird
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on January 04, 2016, 08:15:31 PM
so the chicken girl seems pretty weird

check out my live blog in the tv balls vag thread!
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on July 25, 2022, 07:37:44 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220726/72c078ba58c2477d387b4a980f96a7c8.jpg)

is everyone’s progress marker a rose or is it just a yttv thing?
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: MakeItRain on July 25, 2022, 07:39:31 PM
 :confused:
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 25, 2022, 07:54:37 PM
just a youtube tv thing
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: pissclams on July 25, 2022, 08:12:54 PM
very creative by whatever intern came up with the idea
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Post by: Spracne on July 25, 2022, 08:35:24 PM
very creative by whatever intern came up with the idea

I'm sure a few bucks exchanged hands to make that happen.
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Post by: michigancat on July 26, 2022, 10:10:27 AM
It was a trophy for the NBA finals
Title: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
Post by: Trim on July 28, 2022, 01:26:12 PM
Quote from: allegedly funny gabby
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