Author Topic: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread (Read 87922 times)

pissclams · « **Reply #525 on:** January 14, 2013, 12:23:02 PM »

the only girls he gave roses to last week were the ones who he liked boning the best. if he didn't like boning one, he told her to kick rocks.

great strategy. so then you have to wonder, what's going to happen in the fantasy suite. my guess? all three finalists, one fantasy suite, one night. the bachelors first live 3 way fantasy suite extravaganza.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #526 on:** January 14, 2013, 12:36:01 PM »

'Clams, do you think he ever gets tired of boning so much? I mean these fillies are throwing themselves at him 24/7 and I wonder if he ever just needs a second to himself? I know he's a giver and I'm a giver too, so sometimes this can be a curse to stud emaw's who are givers.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #527 on:** January 14, 2013, 12:47:38 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 12:23:02 PM

the only girls he gave roses to last week were the ones who he liked boning the best. if he didn't like boning one, he told her to kick rocks.

great strategy. so then you have to wonder, what's going to happen in the fantasy suite. my guess? all three finalists, one fantasy suite, one night. the bachelors first live 3 way fantasy suite extravaganza.

He was obviously ready to move onto this week and gets to peel his T off and give the world a EMAW male model show...then bone some more

pissclams · « **Reply #528 on:** January 14, 2013, 01:32:29 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on January 14, 2013, 12:36:01 PM

'Clams, do you think he ever gets tired of boning so much? I mean these fillies are throwing themselves at him 24/7 and I wonder if he ever just needs a second to himself? I know he's a giver and I'm a giver too, so sometimes this can be a curse to stud emaw's who are givers.

i doubt he gets tired of boning. this is top flight ass he's boning, division 1. also, i'm 100% sure he's used to boning all the time anyway since he's such a complete stud.

i bet he bones some of them twice in a very short period of time.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #529 on:** January 14, 2013, 01:50:08 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 01:32:29 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on January 14, 2013, 12:36:01 PM
'Clams, do you think he ever gets tired of boning so much? I mean these fillies are throwing themselves at him 24/7 and I wonder if he ever just needs a second to himself? I know he's a giver and I'm a giver too, so sometimes this can be a curse to stud emaw's who are givers.

i doubt he gets tired of boning. this is top flight ass he's boning, division 1. also, i'm 100% sure he's used to boning all the time anyway since he's such a complete stud.

i bet he bones some of them twice in a very short period of time.

Exactly. Just look at the Bachelorette. He bones Emily, she goes on another date with some dud and just a few hours later he is running her down to bone some more.

pissclams · « **Reply #530 on:** January 14, 2013, 01:58:14 PM »

yeah when he boned emily i thought that was gonna seal the deal for him, but it didn't. so then he boned her again.
my guess is that he was off of his bone game that day and prob didn't bone her very well (it happens to all of us, guys).

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #531 on:** January 14, 2013, 01:59:45 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 01:58:14 PM

yeah when he boned emily i thought that was gonna seal the deal for him, but it didn't. so then he boned her again.
my guess is that he was off of his bone game that day and prob didn't bone her very well (it happens to all of us, guys).

I think it was Ricky that tried to bone-block him.

pissclams · « **Reply #532 on:** January 14, 2013, 03:27:03 PM »

no doubt ricky was all about bone blocking. too bad for ol' ricky though b/c mommy dropped sean lowe, master boner and picked that reject from utah (and is now single again).

wes mantooth · « **Reply #533 on:** January 14, 2013, 05:19:10 PM »

guaranteed emily comes back later on this season, tries to win Sean back, he bones her, then mushes her, she cries, and Sean flexes at her on her way out

ManBearPig · « **Reply #534 on:** January 14, 2013, 05:27:07 PM »

a real MBP move

'taterblast · « **Reply #535 on:** January 14, 2013, 07:17:07 PM »

warm it up

pissclams · « **Reply #536 on:** January 14, 2013, 07:27:11 PM »

governor stumpy drops the L word on her first date with Sean

Winters · « **Reply #537 on:** January 14, 2013, 07:30:11 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on January 14, 2013, 07:27:11 PM

governor stumpy drops the L word on her first date with Sean

well, it worked.

SabiNation · « **Reply #538 on:** January 14, 2013, 07:30:56 PM »

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #539 on:** January 14, 2013, 08:01:07 PM »

Didn't even try to talk Crazy Hair into staying!

Scary Smart · « **Reply #540 on:** January 14, 2013, 08:41:51 PM »

Robyn is calling Sean racist!

Scary Smart · « **Reply #541 on:** January 14, 2013, 08:43:07 PM »

omg, Sean just mushed her with all of his diversity.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #542 on:** January 14, 2013, 08:43:26 PM »

Oh no she didn't! :snap :snap :headswerve

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #543 on:** January 14, 2013, 08:58:23 PM »

Sean's suit basically says "sean lowe, Bone doctor MD"

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #544 on:** January 14, 2013, 09:05:15 PM »

The poker dealer made it another round.

ManBearPig · « **Reply #545 on:** January 14, 2013, 10:25:36 PM »

Quote from: Scary Smart on January 14, 2013, 08:43:07 PM

omg, Sean just mushed her with all of his diversity.

mocat · « **Reply #546 on:** January 14, 2013, 10:35:46 PM »

I missed it what happened to Desiree tonight

bones129 · « **Reply #547 on:** January 14, 2013, 11:04:25 PM »

Quote from: mocat on January 14, 2013, 10:35:46 PM

I missed it what happened to Desiree tonight

Missed the last several minutes, but am confident she lived to play another day.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #548 on:** January 14, 2013, 11:09:04 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on January 14, 2013, 09:05:15 PM

The poker dealer made it another round.

She won't make it past next week.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #549 on:** January 14, 2013, 11:38:05 PM »

on with Kimmel!!