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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #475 on: January 07, 2013, 09:29:20 PM »
I can't watch 30 seconds of the bachelor without wanting to change the channel.  My oh my is it boring.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #476 on: January 07, 2013, 09:36:10 PM »
I really wanted Paige you guys.  :frown:

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #477 on: January 07, 2013, 09:36:47 PM »
Clams really slingin some bones in this thread.  Glad I stopped by.
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #478 on: January 07, 2013, 11:06:36 PM »
Scary Smart and I went to middle school and high school with bachelorette Robyn Howard.

I saw tweets that suggested this but I don't remember her though.  :frown:

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #479 on: January 07, 2013, 11:09:42 PM »
that girl didn't go to WRHS, she is from Houston.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #480 on: January 07, 2013, 11:13:00 PM »

I dated a woman from Houston once, but it wasn't her.

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Re: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #481 on: January 07, 2013, 11:20:24 PM »
DEEEETROOOOOOIT  BAAAAASKETBALLLLLLLL!

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Re: Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #482 on: January 07, 2013, 11:25:08 PM »
the drunk sub teacher from ft. Leonard wood :D

Oh man, she's fantastic.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #483 on: January 08, 2013, 02:48:49 AM »
You're all gays. :lol:

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Sean Lowe is the bachelor and he was on the football team in 2003.  Since it has already been taped, it would be fun if he took of his dates to a Kansas State football game (I don't know if he did or not, but I would think it would be good publicity for the University).


The show overall is a train wreck as there is very few marriages from the show.  (The biggest loser weight loss shows has more marriages than the bachelor).   I will watch to see if there is any mention of Kansas State.   

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We flipped it over and lasted about 2 minutes.  What a freaking terrible show.  Seriously, how to people sit and watch this crap?  Par for the course with "reality" TV I guess, but damn.
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Originally posted by SmallsInKC:
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Just about every female KSU fan on my Facebook is posting they are switching to this instead of the game.
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Who ever was the person that scheduled it to start opposite the NC game obviously is not a football fan.
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isn't there a game tonight?
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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #484 on: January 08, 2013, 09:16:35 AM »
what a great show.

girl with a stump?  several drunk girls making fools of themselves?  oh my.

i don't have a favorite yet...although i really like kacie b from the last time she was on.  was she the one who's family was like super hardcore jesus lovers or something?  can't remember the controversy with them.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #485 on: January 08, 2013, 09:41:06 AM »
i liked him booting off that girl from bachelor pad, what an absolute facial he served on her scrub ass.


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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #486 on: January 08, 2013, 10:39:44 AM »
Already on #teamdesiree

Just to recap, I called my shot 10 minutes into the first epi. Stay tuned to see how this plays out.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #487 on: January 08, 2013, 10:56:50 AM »
I think the stump girl got a pity rose. There, I said it.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #488 on: January 08, 2013, 11:00:09 AM »
I think the stump girl got a pity rose. There, I said it.

She's going to keep getting them until Sean can figure out a reason to kick her off the show other than "you only have one arm". If she keeps her head down and doesn't make any obvious mistakes, she could go far.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #489 on: January 08, 2013, 01:10:39 PM »
I think the stump girl got a pity rose. There, I said it.

maybe he just wants to see how she takes a good boning from the back.  have you ever have sex with a 3 legged dog, rusty? 

the dude is gonna bone them all.  only a matter of time.


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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #490 on: January 08, 2013, 01:26:12 PM »
I think the stump girl got a pity rose. There, I said it.

maybe he just wants to see how she takes a good boning from the back.  have you ever have sex with a 3 legged dog, rusty? 

the dude is gonna bone them all.  only a matter of time.


Like I said earlier, when you think about it, there's something strangely erotic about a hot chick giving a good "stump job".

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #491 on: January 08, 2013, 01:30:30 PM »
ya no doubt he gets plenty of stump jobs from her too but i really think he just wants to bone her so he can say he boned a 3 armed human.


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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #492 on: January 08, 2013, 01:36:51 PM »
New low for goEMAW.com right here.  (I say that approvingly, BTW.)

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #493 on: January 08, 2013, 01:55:19 PM »
ya no doubt he gets plenty of stump jobs from her too but i really think he just wants to bone her so he can say he boned a 3 armed human.

Actually 1.5, to be fair.  She has two good legs though, it seems.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette Thread
« Reply #494 on: January 08, 2013, 03:01:12 PM »
ya no doubt he gets plenty of stump jobs from her too but i really think he just wants to bone her so he can say he boned a 3 armed human.

Actually 1.5, to be fair.  She has two good legs though, it seems.

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limbed, damn it.  i meant limbed.


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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
« Reply #495 on: January 08, 2013, 03:52:18 PM »
Talked to upandcomingrealityshowproducerCat just last night who confirmed that Shawn absolutely boned basically every chick on the show worth boning.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
« Reply #496 on: January 08, 2013, 05:05:01 PM »
Talked to upandcomingrealityshowproducerCat just last night who confirmed that Shawn absolutely boned basically every chick on the show worth boning.

Would "stumpy" be considered "worth boning"? 

Or are we just talking about a potential stump job with this one?

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
« Reply #497 on: January 08, 2013, 07:02:41 PM »
Talked to upandcomingrealityshowproducerCat just last night who confirmed that Shawn absolutely boned basically every chick on the show worth boning.

Would "stumpy" be considered "worth boning"? 

Or are we just talking about a potential stump job with this one?

Don't want any spoilers on here.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
« Reply #498 on: January 08, 2013, 09:47:51 PM »
The chick who got wicked hammered was just great.

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Re: Official EMAW Bachelorette & NOW BACHELOR! Thread
« Reply #499 on: January 09, 2013, 08:23:32 AM »
this belongs on the combo board and you all know it