One of the worst parts of all is that, while I've never been to Columbia, I can almost guarantee it's the same city as Baton Rouge. Just exactly the same....except without LSU football to brag about. And trust me friends, Baton Rouge=Topeka Without All The Excitement.

People also call Baton Rouge "The City That Never Wakes." Guarantee Columbia is the same city. Same exact rough ridin' city. Same ~750,000 sprawling metro population with tons of traffic yet not all that much cool stuff to do...same terrible schools...same blatant segregation (brought about by White Flight)...same boring capital city downtown full of uninspired, cement, square-looking government buildings from the 1960s that shut down at 5 pm...same terrible nightlife that you
think would be great because "hey, it's an SEC town!" but really it's just complete crap...
And we just got jilted for it. Because our AD is a dumbfuck.
Frank, they probably don't even have anything comparable to The Chef. I
know these towns.
