Author Topic: Post Your Southern Miss Fan Interactions (Read 19035 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #75 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:45:20 PM »

Quote from: mssoccer on March 13, 2012, 08:12:39 PM

Quote from: Limestone on March 13, 2012, 08:07:37 PM
Quote from: mssoccer on March 13, 2012, 08:02:31 PM
Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

It's a bad hypothetical that proves you aren't smart but I accept dumb people so I accept you! Welcome, my poor friend. Welcome and god bless you for being poor. Not your fault. You are a product of the dumbest state in the union.

mssoccer · « **Reply #76 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:48:14 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 13, 2012, 08:45:20 PM

Quote from: mssoccer on March 13, 2012, 08:12:39 PM
Quote from: Limestone on March 13, 2012, 08:07:37 PM
Quote from: mssoccer on March 13, 2012, 08:02:31 PM
Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

It's a bad hypothetical that proves you aren't smart but I accept dumb people so I accept you! Welcome, my poor friend. Welcome and god bless you for being poor. Not your fault. You are a product of the dumbest state in the union.

It's really not. Most would understand it. But, good luck poring over it figuring it out. God speed!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #77 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:54:35 PM »

I embrace all poor people as equals. Welcome my equal friend.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #78 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:55:57 PM »

Quote from: Winters on March 13, 2012, 08:45:06 PM

Quote from: mssoccer on March 13, 2012, 08:42:21 PM
Yes, please do. I'm in Florida today.
Coke run?

Hope the Fiero doesn't vapor lock.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #79 on:** March 13, 2012, 08:58:34 PM »

Quote from: mssoccer on March 13, 2012, 08:17:58 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on March 13, 2012, 08:16:13 PM
Quote from: BigCatbacker on March 13, 2012, 08:08:20 PM
What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?

Mad cause she can't get the gorilla dung smell out of her cousin/lover's hair.

Mad because you actually have bloodfarts.

Why would that make you mad???

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #80 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:02:07 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 13, 2012, 08:54:35 PM

I embrace all poor people as equals. Welcome my equal friend.

Watch yourself. Not all poor people can be trusted, take hobos for instance.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #81 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:07:22 PM »

Quote from: HELLHAMMER on March 13, 2012, 09:02:07 PM

Quote from: Limestone on March 13, 2012, 08:54:35 PM
I embrace all poor people as equals. Welcome my equal friend.
Watch yourself. Not all poor people can be trusted, take hobos for instance.

I accept them.

EMAWesome · « **Reply #82 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:11:14 PM »

I'm still trying to figure out what a Monkey Scrotum has to do with soccer

Bloodfart · « **Reply #83 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:16:39 PM »

I am just taking a shot in the dark here. Massive Slit or maybe Mega Slut

Bloodfart over and out

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #84 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:25:38 PM »

Money Shot? Massa Self?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #85 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:27:23 PM »

MasterSlavessoccer.

DQ12 · « **Reply #86 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:36:02 PM »

Earlier today I saw an elderly USM fan whose shoe was untied:

"Sir?" I asked. "Your shoe is untied."

"Dear me! I suppose it is." He responded.

"I'd be happy to give you a hand, friend," I said, feigning sincerity.

"Well that would be delightful, son," Said the old southern gentleman.

While steering the conversation towards the incredibly mild weather we've been having lately, I bent down to his shoes. Using my back as a visual shield, I untied his other shoe. Then, while agreeing that yes, I supposed it had been a bit more windy than usual, I tied both laces together.

"All set sir!"

Just after acknowledging my kind gesture with a smile, a look of panic overtook his face. He was losing his balance. Seconds later he was on the ground, writhing in pain. I delivered a kick to his ribs, rolled him over and snagged a Hamilton out of his wallet.

"Courtesy of Houston Nutt," I said with a sly smile, before spitting on the son of a bitch, and continuing my day.

EMAW SP8 · « **Reply #87 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:38:30 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on March 13, 2012, 09:36:02 PM

Earlier today I saw an elderly USM fan whose shoe was untied:

"Sir?" I asked. "Your shoe is untied."

"Dear me! I suppose it is." He responded.

"I'd be happy to give you a hand, friend," I said, feigning sincerity.

"Well that would be delightful, son," Said the old southern gentleman.

While steering the conversation towards the incredibly mild weather we've been having lately, I bent down to his shoes. Using my back as a visual shield, I untied his other shoe. Then, while agreeing that yes, I supposed it had been a bit more windy than usual, I tied both laces together.

"All set sir!"

Just after acknowledging my kind gesture with a smile, a look of panic overtook his face. He was losing his balance. Seconds later he was on the ground, writhing in pain. I delivered a kick to his ribs, rolled him over and snagged his wallet.

"Courtesy of Houston Nutt," I said with a sly smile, before spitting on the son of a bitch, and continuing my day.

How did you do that with one hand dlew?

mssoccer · « **Reply #88 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 13, 2012, 09:27:23 PM

MasterSlavessoccer.

Stonesucker... Stonethrower (at slaves and women, apparently)

Bloodfart.... eh, not a lot you have to do with that one. That's probably how he knows his period started. I'm sure there's an awesome story behind that one.

mssoccer · « **Reply #89 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:40:25 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on March 13, 2012, 09:36:02 PM

Earlier today I saw an elderly USM fan whose shoe was untied:

"Sir?" I asked. "Your shoe is untied."

"Dear me! I suppose it is." He responded.

"I'd be happy to give you a hand, friend," I said, feigning sincerity.

"Well that would be delightful, son," Said the old southern gentleman.

While steering the conversation towards the incredibly mild weather we've been having lately, I bent down to his shoes. Using my back as a visual shield, I untied his other shoe. Then, while agreeing that yes, I supposed it had been a bit more windy than usual, I tied both laces together.

"All set sir!"

Just after acknowledging my kind gesture with a smile, a look of panic overtook his face. He was losing his balance. Seconds later he was on the ground, writhing in pain. I delivered a kick to his ribs, rolled him over and snagged his wallet.

"Courtesy of Houston Nutt," I said with a sly smile, before spitting on the son of a bitch, and continuing my day.

Nice. I hope you kicked that son of a bitch in the hip and broke it.

I will thank God every day I'm not from anywhere that thinks this is appropriate humor.

DQ12 · « **Reply #90 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:41:32 PM »

Quote from: EMAW SP8 on March 13, 2012, 09:38:30 PM

How did you do that with one hand dlew?

I'm starting to get pretty adept.

EMAW SP8 · « **Reply #91 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:42:49 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on March 13, 2012, 09:41:32 PM

Quote from: EMAW SP8 on March 13, 2012, 09:38:30 PM
How did you do that with one hand dlew?
I'm starting to get pretty adept.

I see, a true blessing in disguise

Cire · « **Reply #92 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:45:11 PM »

Quote from: mssoccer on March 13, 2012, 08:12:39 PM

Quote from: Limestone on March 13, 2012, 08:07:37 PM
Quote from: mssoccer on March 13, 2012, 08:02:31 PM
Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

Poor people are always saying this type of stuff

nicname · « **Reply #93 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:56:17 PM »

I was doing some charity work in the Delta the other day. You know non-profit work helping the rural-poor there, that kind of thing. Anyway, we were moving in this combo washer/dryer unit and generator into a rundown shanty-house somewhere in Warren County. We needed the generator because the house didn't have electricity. All of a sudden this toothless lady comes around the corner of the house whistling dixie and smoking a cig with a baby on her hip. I noticed she was wearing an old oversized USM t-shirt riddled with wholes and it really got me fuming. Without hesitation I spat on the ground looked her in the eye, said "southern miss eh?" and chucked that generator through the one good window she had in her house, loaded up the w/d unit into the truck and left.

On the way out of town I noticed a pawn shop so I pawned the w/d unit and bought a whole bunch of eggs from the grocery store, rounded up some neighborhood kids and

as they pelted the racist old hag's shack with egg after egg.

I don't know if she was really a USM fan or not, but it is probably not to be left for chance.

Trim · « **Reply #94 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:57:56 PM »

I Judge'd one today.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #95 on:** March 13, 2012, 09:58:14 PM »

Quote from: Cire on March 13, 2012, 09:45:11 PM

Quote from: mssoccer on March 13, 2012, 08:12:39 PM
Quote from: Limestone on March 13, 2012, 08:07:37 PM
Quote from: mssoccer on March 13, 2012, 08:02:31 PM
Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car. Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

Poor people are always saying this type of stuff

Correct. It's been hell on the southern economy since "free labor" was abolished. Luckily some of the more industrious entrepreneurs "learned" themselves how to supplement their moonshine trade with meth.

nicname · « **Reply #96 on:** March 13, 2012, 10:02:28 PM »

Quote from: EMAW SP8 on March 13, 2012, 09:38:30 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on March 13, 2012, 09:36:02 PM
Earlier today I saw an elderly USM fan whose shoe was untied:

"Sir?" I asked. "Your shoe is untied."

"Dear me! I suppose it is." He responded.

"I'd be happy to give you a hand, friend," I said, feigning sincerity.

"Well that would be delightful, son," Said the old southern gentleman.

While steering the conversation towards the incredibly mild weather we've been having lately, I bent down to his shoes. Using my back as a visual shield, I untied his other shoe. Then, while agreeing that yes, I supposed it had been a bit more windy than usual, I tied both laces together.

"All set sir!"

Just after acknowledging my kind gesture with a smile, a look of panic overtook his face. He was losing his balance. Seconds later he was on the ground, writhing in pain. I delivered a kick to his ribs, rolled him over and snagged his wallet.

"Courtesy of Houston Nutt," I said with a sly smile, before spitting on the son of a bitch, and continuing my day.

How did you do that with one hand dlew?

oh my, great post and reply.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #97 on:** March 13, 2012, 10:07:15 PM »

A serious question for mssoccer or any other delta resident:

It's been since 2005 since Hurricane Katrina ravaged you region. Why is there still all of those FEMA trailer towns?

I would think in 7 years Helen rough ridin' Keller could have got her crap together, stop feeling sorry for herself and quit sponging off of the tax payers. I, for one, am sick and tired of paying for so many others free pass in life.

michigancat · « **Reply #98 on:** March 13, 2012, 10:35:03 PM »

Was cruising down the Embarcadero in my M3 when this bad person riding a cheap bike (looked like a Huffy, couldn't tell because it was so faded) in a southern miss colonels starter jacket just decides he's going to cut across the 'dero at Broadway even though I had the green light. Being an avid weekend cyclist myself, I decide to teach this sonofabitch a lesson by flooring it and giving him a good breezeby. Well, I cut it a little close and clipped him with my passenger side rearview. he of course bit it on the sidewalk and almost got hit by a rickshaw carrying some Italian tourists who laugh and snap some pics as they go by. I pull over and walk over to him. I extend a hand and say, "you OK?" He reaches for my hand, but before he could grab it I say "psych!" and run my fingers trough my hair. I hurry back to the car, and peel out in the Bimmer (Beamers are motorcycles you hillbilly mississippians). I'm pretty sure I kicked up a little gravel in his face on my way out.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #99 on:** March 13, 2012, 10:46:10 PM »

i didn't think i knew a south mississippi graduate but saw on facebook today that my cousin's wife said something about the game. weird family on my mom's side that we don't ever talk to, but they friended all of us on facebook. anyway, i work in IT at a pretty major hospital so i hacked her facebook account and found some questionable messages to a guy and some random "nudes" that she had hidden. her boobs are so weird, lol. anyway, i printed everything off and then i'm going to mail it to my cousin. i mean, they're like chocolate chip cookies or something. jesus.