Author Topic: Post Your Southern Miss Fan Interactions (Read 19056 times)

steve dave · « **on:** March 13, 2012, 03:31:53 PM »

Saw a Southern Miss fan on the sidewalk outside my office. He was walking his dog. I walked up behind him and kicked his trail leg behind his other leg and he fall forward onto the sidewalk and his bag of dog poop went right into his face and his dog ran off. I then walked slowly around him and told him to "get out of here".

WildCatzPhreak · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2012, 03:43:22 PM »

One tried to follow me into Chipotle for lunch today. Was holding the door until I saw his raggedy SoMiss t-shirt. Then I slammed it in his fat racist face. Then, when we were in line, I ordered the last of the steak and he had to wait like fifteen minutes for his burrito so they could cook another batch.

ben ji · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2012, 03:48:50 PM »

The guy in the cube next to me has a stupid poster of their silly eaglehawk logo thingy. When he left for lunch I chewed an entire pack of double bubble and stuck ALL the keys on his keyboard together.

He came back from lunch and claimed he was just an Iowa fan, i didnt care, better safe than sorry.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2012, 03:49:40 PM »

Just saw some guy named Favre being arrested for buying vicodin off of a steet corner and for texting pictures of his male genitals and balls to someone other than his wife (who is a breast cancer survivor). I yelled to the cops that he had a machete and they tazered him in the taint. What a piece of crap.

Winters · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2012, 03:52:49 PM »

I saw some guy with a "Brett Favre" jersey on today. I went over to see how his day was (I didn't really care how his day was going). Then offered if he would like to go talk some sports through the park (nice day out) and after awhile I noticed these hooligans starting a huge fire in the middle of the park "dude" and myself went to go check it out. I threw him in the fire.

_33 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 13, 2012, 03:53:34 PM »

It rained all day yesterday and when I was driving home I saw this So Miss fan waiting for the bus all decked out in his rebel gear. Anyway, there was this huge puddle on the street right next to him so I swerved over onto the sidewalk and ran him over.

MeatGeek · « **Reply #6 on:** March 13, 2012, 03:55:12 PM »

How can you have fan interactions with fans that don't exist?

wiley · « **Reply #7 on:** March 13, 2012, 03:56:35 PM »

I moved to the gulf coast and 2 days later came hurrican katrina...just sayin

Bloodfart · « **Reply #8 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:02:32 PM »

Saw ms fan at the zoo today.

He was standing there making fun of the gorillas.

This big silverback gorilla threw some crap at him but ms fan dodged it. Well I marched right over there, picked it up, and mushed it all over NooseAggie's face.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:04:17 PM »

Saw a Fiero with a rebel flag front license plate and a bumper sticker that said "I'm not racist, I hate his white half too"

At a stop light I confirmed he was a So Miss fan by his imitation Hawkeye logo hat. Knocked the ash off my $100 cigar and flipped it through his open sun roof as he air guitar'd to Dumas Walker.

Cire · « **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:06:32 PM »

Guy that cleans the office (S. Miss fan, did not go there fwiw) left his onion and turkey sandwich in the fridge the other day over night and it stunk up the community fridge.

Winters · « **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:10:39 PM »

Quote from: Cire on March 13, 2012, 04:06:32 PM

Guy that cleans the office (S. Miss fan, did not go there fwiw) left his onion and turkey sandwich in the fridge the other day over night and it stunk up the community fridge.

I bet he just slept overnight.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:16:17 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 13, 2012, 04:04:17 PM

Saw a Fiero with a rebel flag front license plate and a bumper sticker that said "I'm not racist, I hate his white half too"

At a stop light I confirmed he was a So Miss fan by his imitation Hawkeye logo hat. Knocked the ash off my $100 cigar and flipped it through his open sun roof as he air guitar'd to Dumas Walker.

Christ, they can't even afford a 200000 mile IROC.

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:18:40 PM »

I'm not really sure what to post, because there actually is a Southern Miss fan right next to me at the office. Weird.

CNS · « **Reply #14 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:20:12 PM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 13, 2012, 04:18:40 PM

I'm not really sure what to post, because there actually is a Southern Miss fan right next to me at the office. Weird.

Invite him to this thread.

MeatGeek · « **Reply #15 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:20:30 PM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 13, 2012, 04:18:40 PM

I'm not really sure what to post, because there actually is a Southern Miss fan right next to me at the office. Weird.

Condolences

wes mantooth · « **Reply #16 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:26:33 PM »

Quote from: _33 on March 13, 2012, 03:53:34 PM

It rained all day yesterday and when I was driving home I saw this So Miss fan waiting for the bus all decked out in his rebel gear. Anyway, there was this huge puddle on the street right next to him so I swerved over onto the sidewalk and ran him over.

you're the best

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:51:36 PM »

This delivery guy was wearing a Southern Miss hat and delivering stuff into the office. We arrived at the door at the same time, he had like 5 boxes on this dolly. So he says "Hey man, could you hold the door for me please?" and I said "sure man, no prob." Then I didn't hold the door for him.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #18 on:** March 13, 2012, 05:00:15 PM »

There was a Southern Miss fan behind me after I got some subway. He followed me to the soda fountain and was waiting for me to finish getting my Coke because he wanted some Coke too. I held down the button for like 5 minutes til it ran out and he had to get Diet Coke

8manpick · « **Reply #19 on:** March 13, 2012, 05:05:37 PM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 13, 2012, 04:18:40 PM

I'm not really sure what to post, because there actually is a Southern Miss fan right next to me at the office. Weird.

Go refill your coffee (make sure it is hot, microwave if necessary). Take the coffee over to his desk, dump half on his head, then the other half on his keyboard and computer. Calmly walk to your desk and come post about it.

Fuktard · « **Reply #20 on:** March 13, 2012, 05:29:31 PM »

I raped my neighbors dog but I pretended it was Larry eustacy

BigCatbacker · « **Reply #21 on:** March 13, 2012, 06:26:20 PM »

Went camping with a bunch of friends, one invited a SM fan along. He fell asleep first so I decided to prank him. I poured a glass of water, got it sort of warm in the fire, stuck his finger in it then peed all over him.

pissclams · « **Reply #22 on:** March 13, 2012, 06:35:08 PM »

early today i was fishing in my kick ass bass boat and well guess what. along comes another bass boat that was much smaller than mine. actually it was made of plastic and looked like he bought it at wal-mart. driving it was a southern miss fan all decked out in his southern miss gear. i had a rapala lure on that had two decent sized treble hooks on it that had been pulling tons of massive bass into the boat all afternoon. anyway, the southern miss fan signals to me and says hello so i casted his way and lodged one treble hook into each one of his eye sockets. then i reeled him in, he fell off of his boat and i drug him through the water (20 lb test) and into my boat then pulled the treble hooks out of his eye sockets and put him onto my fish stringer until i was done fishing.

once i was done fishing i put him down into the water and moved him around back and forth a little bit. he was slow to get moving but then he jumped into action and started swimming back to his boat. i have no idea how he knew where it was.

8manpick · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2012, 06:36:28 PM »

Quote from: BigCatbacker on March 13, 2012, 06:26:20 PM

Went camping with a bunch of friends, one invited a SM fan along. He fell asleep first so I decided to prank him. I poured a glass of water, got it sort of warm in the fire, stuck his finger in it then peed all over him.

Nice first post

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2012, 06:38:38 PM »

Quote from: BigCatbacker on March 13, 2012, 06:26:20 PM

Went camping with a bunch of friends, one invited a SM fan along. He fell asleep first so I decided to prank him. I poured a glass of water, got it sort of warm in the fire, stuck his finger in it then peed all over him.