Okay everyone, only post stories that are ACTUALLY true. If you posted a fake one, delete it right now and all is forgiven.
Here's mine: I went up to a SUV with either an Ol' Miss war eagle or an Iowa Buckeye logo on the license plate (not sure which one) and got out my pocketknife and carved EMAW into the back door. It was huge. Then in all the dust on the back window I wrote "wash me". Classic double tap.