Post Your Southern Miss Fan Interactions

[EMAWesome]

Nah, just laughing because everyone's writing out their life's dreams. So sad what little is available in Kansas.

Dream big, guys.

Whatever you say tornado alley.  War eagle, whatever that means.

HAAAAAAA....... that's Auburn.

I thought they were TIgers & ya'll were Eagles.

Good lord the south IS truly mumped up

[Winters]

Since Italy is apparently 5 years behind the US, I'm gonna go there next week & fix what happened to my 401k four years ago.

If it weren't fer tha grate steat of missersiipy I'd a nevur nown that

Try it. Can't say they'll fix current problems, but if you want to get lost in Backstreet Boys' greatest hits and whatnot, go out in Italy.

Something in that post was racist but I can't seem to find it yet.

continually using "boy" as a slur towards african american males.

Except for the fact that "brethren" doesn't mean "boy".

Again, read books and build your vocabulary.

Do you guys still use different water fountains, bathrooms, etc? Disgusting...

[mssoccer]

Nah, just laughing because everyone's writing out their life's dreams. So sad what little is available in Kansas.

Dream big, guys.

Whatever you say tornado alley.  War eagle, whatever that means.

HAAAAAAA....... that's Auburn.

I thought they were TIgers & ya'll were Eagles.

Good lord the south IS truly mumped up

They're both. Not hard for people to remember SEC teams, as they are usually on top of most sports when you keep up with it. Obviously, none of you do, probably because there is not much reason to get to into it.

[Stevesie60]

Okay everyone, only post stories that are ACTUALLY true. If you posted a fake one, delete it right now and all is forgiven.

Here's mine: I went up to a SUV with either an Ol' Miss war eagle or an Iowa Buckeye logo on the license plate (not sure which one) and got out my pocketknife and carved EMAW into the back door. It was huge. Then in all the dust on the back window I wrote "wash me". Classic double tap.

[I_have_purplewood]

I donated a bunch of expired food to the homeless shelter today with my bro I_HAVE_PURPLEWOOD.

  For the record some of it was "best if used by".

But anyway I was drinking a beer at a local bar with friends when this Southern Miss guy walks in and heads to the bar(had a southern miss hat on).  I slowly walk up to him and tell him I'm a KSU fan and ask if I can by him a beer.  He says, "sure, I'll take a shlitz."   Seriously, wtf? 

[star seed 7]

i wish i had a south miss story (oh man, if this was about iowa state i have some zingers!!)  but honestly until yesterday i didn't even know about this school, and i keep a pretty keen eye on college sports. 

i'll def keep an eye out for rebel flags and blatent use of the "n" word from now on tho.  i'll update this thread if i find any! 

[mssoccer]

Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

[Dugout DickStone]

Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car.  Thoughts and prayers

[BigCatbacker]

What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?

[Dugout DickStone]

What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?

Their car broke down?

[mssoccer]

Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car.  Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

[mssoccer]

What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?

Dunno. What about "bigcatbacker".

Are you big? You like to come from behind? I don't know, I don't know!

[Winters]

Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car.  Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

That was one of the most racist posts in the history of goEMAW.

[BigCatbacker]

What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?

Dunno. What about "bigcatbacker".

Are you big? You like to come from behind? I don't know, I don't know!

Holy cow, do I know you???

[Bloodfart]

What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?

Mad cause she can't get the gorilla dung smell out of her cousin/lover's hair.    

[mssoccer]

What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?

Mad cause she can't get the gorilla dung smell out of her cousin/lover's hair.   

Mad because you actually have bloodfarts.

[BigCatbacker]

What is somebody with "soccer" in their name doing on a sports message board anyways?

Mad cause she can't get the gorilla dung smell out of her cousin/lover's hair.   

Mad because you actually have bloodfarts.

Okay, that was pretty good.

[mssoccer]

Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car.  Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

That was one of the most racist posts in the history of goEMAW.

To someone who can't read past a 3rd grade level, probably. To those that can read and understand what they read... no. It'd be the other way.

You probably think you're being hilarious, but anyone from anywhere else reading this board thinks people from Kansas have a low level of intelligence. Kind of sad.

[Winters]

Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car.  Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

That was one of the most racist posts in the history of goEMAW.

To someone who can't read past a 3rd grade level, probably. To those that can read and understand what they read... no. It'd be the other way.

You probably think you're being hilarious, but anyone from anywhere else reading this board thinks people from Kansas have a low level of intelligence. Kind of sad.

Diversity, look into it! 

[HELLHAMMER]

Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car.  Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

You remind me of PigAggie fan Marilynn from a few months back.

Know you place and go do some laundry or something you may actually be able to finish.  The big dogs on this site may hurt your feelings and force you to call the internet police.

God Bless and Sweet Dreams.

[mssoccer]

Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car.  Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

You remind me of PigAggie fan Marilynn from a few months back.

Know you place and go do some laundry or something you may actually be able to finish.  The big dogs on this site may hurt your feelings and force you to call the internet police.

God Bless and Sweet Dreams.

I thought women and men were equal at Kansas State? Obviously not. Probably racist too. Most that consistently accuse others of things are usually guilty of it themselves.

Life lessons.

[Stevesie60]

Alas, no story that supposedly happened in Kansas is true, because the only reason you would stop in Kansas is if you broke down.

God forbid.

Buy a nicer car.  Thoughts and prayers

That's a hypothetical. Meant to be a broad statement so I include everyone, because I don't exclude people because they maybe can't afford something, are a different color, etc. Your assumptions are wrong, but say a lot about you more than likely. Unsurprising.

You remind me of PigAggie fan Marilynn from a few months back.

Someone post mssoccer's IP address.

[mssoccer]

Yes, please do. I'm in Florida today.

[HELLHAMMER]

I thought women and men were equal at Kansas State? Obviously not. Probably racist too. Most that consistently accuse others of things are usually guilty of it themselves.

Life lessons.

Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?  I have, but after much praying and loving persuasion we made it through.  With your condescending dialogue you may need to reassess how you carry yourself before it's too late.  God bless your poor broken soul.

[Winters]

Yes, please do. I'm in Florida today.

Coke run?