OH- your BBQ sauce being better than that in the South? Yeah, let's just say I'd have serious doubts. Not sure if you've ever been to...... Memphis...... Alabama.... to know...
OMG he thinks Memphis is in Alabama

OMGZZZ, no, I thought you had enough book larning to be able to distinguish between Memphis and places in Alabama. My bad, I obviously should have been able to discern this from this whole thread and post appropriately so as not to confuse.
Memphis, TN (Rendezvouz)- Charlie Varga's, nationally known
Tuscaloosa, AL (Dreamland)
Birmingham, AL (Jim and Nick's)
Numerous un-named, but those are more well-known. I don't feel like looking up every place that's nationally acclaimed. Not to mention the smaller places that are pretty good.
Not that I even care for BBQ that much; I'd much rather have Italian or steak or whatever, but apparently BBQ is a big deal in Kansas.
Y'all do have better windmills than us, though.