Already getting angry...

[Powercat Posse]

i was at the gym y-day doing the hip sled.  Some dude wearing a gawdy green Baylor shirt came up and asked me how many more sets i had.   
I wiped the sweat from my brow, then proceeded to kick him in the stomach and give him a Stone Cold Stunner.    Then told him i was all done as i flashed him my Kstate is #1 hand sign

[Spaces]

My wife's sister is a Baylor grad and we were over at her house tonight for dinner. Anyway, I went over to her and pointed at her shirt like there was something on it and when she looked down, I flicked the living crap out of her nose and made it bleed. My wife was really mad, but I texted my buddies about it and they loved it.

[Cartierfor3]

Guys, I was watching last week's episode of The Soup on the DVR, and I didn't laugh as hard as I normally do at Joel McHale's jokes.  I think it's because I am feeling so angry to get ready for the KSU Cats basket game. 

[youchooseausername]

I wasn't angry about this game because I usually just feel sorry for Baylor, what with their basketball players murdering each other and Scott drew being all Scott-Drewy, but then I was talking to a co-worker who went to Baylor, and she told me that she was nervous because "if Baylor didn't win the big 12 tournament, they probably wouldn't make the NCAA tournament."

Now I am quite angry. And pak'd after drinking rum out of ziplock bags in the sprint center bathrooms.

[That_Guy]

I'm playing with matches and lighters out in the woodsy area, just to piss off Smokey... I shall now start a fire. No..? 

[Kat Kid]

Mrs. KK was at a conference and lo and behold there is a Baylor button down there.  So of course she gets the whole table to do the WC claw to Immigrant Song and heckles him with: "You guys are one finger short of emawsome."

True story.

[kso_FAN]

[HELLHAMMER]

Took a crap on the hood/windshield of the Westlink Community Baptist Church's van.

FYI:  I ate ham and beans for lunch and Dillons Chinese food for dinner and washed it down with 12 cans of Schlitz yesterday.

[Dugout DickStone]

Now I am quite angry. And pak'd after drinking rum out of ziplock bags in the sprint center bathrooms.

You should post more.

[Dr Rick Daris]

just made my three year old put on a bear costume and the wife and i have spent the last ten minutes throwing stuff at him. hit him pretty good in the ear with some kind of metal cross that we had hanging on the kitchen wall. now he's not allowed on the carpet because it's bleeding pretty good and we don't want it to stain anything.

[Winters]

I sent anthrax to the baylor cousin. Told the EMAW wife to go to her mother's for a couple weeks until things die down.

[XocolateThundarr]

Took a crap on the hood/windshield of the Westlink Community Baptist Church's van.

FYI:  I ate ham and beans for lunch and Dillons Chinese food for dinner and washed it down with 12 cans of Schlitz yesterday.

So all of it pretty well just ran off of the hood onto the ground.

[HELLHAMMER]

Took a crap on the hood/windshield of the Westlink Community Baptist Church's van.

FYI:  I ate ham and beans for lunch and Dillons Chinese food for dinner and washed it down with 12 cans of Schlitz yesterday.

So all of it pretty well just ran off of the hood onto the ground.

Some did, some didn't (the chow mien must have acted like a coagulant by the looks of it) ...  the van looked like they had drove down a dirt road in Oklahoma after a rain, hopefully it permanently stained the paint job.

[Brock Landers]

I'm playing with matches and lighters out in the woodsy area, just to piss off Smokey... I shall now start a fire. No..? 

Weird, on the way to work I saw what looked to be the start of a small forest fire.  I chose NOT to prevent it.

[AggieVillain]

My brother is super churchy. Anywho he is getting married this summer, and we were discussing wedding stuff when the fact that they were getting married in a baptist church came up. He proceeded to inform me that he was baptist and had been for quite some time. Who knew

Anyways after hearing that I got up from my purple swede couch and went into the kitchen where i got his chocolate teddy grahams (brother's favorite). I proceeded to dump them out onto the carpet in front of him. When he asked me what I was thinking, I told him I was fixing his mistake. After emptying the box he got up as if he was going to pick them up. I proceeded to pull out my K-state velcro wallet (Got it when I was 12 and still use it) and wallet chain and whipped the eff out of his face. He remained in his seat. I then went back into the kitchen and got out a gallon of milk. I came back and emptied the milk all over the bears and stood over them as they disintegrated into nothingness.

at this point my brother was almost to tears. To complete the cycle I wallet whipped him once more and said he has to find another best man. Then as I leave I looked at him in the eyes and said "I hate Baylor". Turns out he went to some school named Southwest Baptist University, never even went to Baylor. Oh well, no crying over spilled milk.

[SdK]

So my sister has this pit bull and his name is Baylor. I went out there last night with a blow torch and a carpet knife, ready to set his world on bloody fire. Then I looked at this adorable mug and changed his middle name to sucks.