Author Topic: Already getting angry... (Read 8372 times)

Tobias · « **Reply #25 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:29:37 PM »

i can't find a baylor fan to anger-up on guys

back to the drawing board

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:35:31 PM »

Mrs. CF3: "Who do the Cats play tomorrow again? I can't remember."
CF3: "Baylor"
Mrs. CF3: "Oh, they're ok right, you don't hate them do you?"
CF3: "I DO SO HATE THEM! ARE YOU ON DRUGS? I'VE ALWAYS HATED BAYLOR FOR MY WHOLE LIFE!"
Mrs. CF3: "Geez, calm down, sorry."

j-dub · « **Reply #27 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:43:11 PM »

just called up the baptist church of my youth. i yelled at the secretary in a really mean way. told her to rescind my baptism and crap. said blame it on scott drew and baylor u. as long as they are baptist - i sure as hell am not. emaw.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:51:55 PM »

Someone offered me a Dr. Pepper and I was like "No thanks". Then as he was leaving I called him an "ugly ass hill billy". He just kept on walking. Didn't want no piece of this.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:53:50 PM »

Quote from: j-dub on March 07, 2012, 05:43:11 PM

just called up the baptist church of my youth. i yelled at the secretary in a really mean way. told her to rescind my baptism and crap. said blame it on scott drew and baylor u. as long as they are baptist - i sure as hell am not. emaw.

Can confirm J-Dub left the Baptist church around the time he became serious about EMAW. I assume Baylor was the primary factor in said decision.

8manpick · « **Reply #30 on:** March 07, 2012, 06:12:39 PM »

After I walked out of Bluestem this morning, I noticed that the car parked behind me had a Baylor license plate on it and the windows down. I tossed my drink into the car, turned around and went back to get another drink.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #31 on:** March 07, 2012, 06:26:35 PM »

Went to the dog park last night. I saw this husky type dog and it reminded me of a bear so I rough ridin' punted it into the pond. I figure I'm covered if we play UConn in the tourney.

Winters · « **Reply #32 on:** March 07, 2012, 06:57:03 PM »

I usually make fun of my Baylor cousin for being a closet homosexual.

puniraptor · « **Reply #33 on:** March 07, 2012, 06:59:20 PM »

Squeezed out a gigantic crap (on the clock) and named it Scott Drew. As it flushed away I spit into the vortex.

'taterblast · « **Reply #34 on:** March 07, 2012, 07:05:25 PM »

guy at work mentioned that he saw some bears on vacation recently. not sure if he is a baylor fan, but i didn't want to chance it, this close to the game and all.

so i asked him if he wanted to go to lunch, and then never spoke of it again after that moment. totally left him hanging. rough ridin' pussy.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #35 on:** March 07, 2012, 07:49:41 PM »

Saw a guy in a Baylor shirt and I got in his face and said, "what the shazbot! is Baylor, is it a place?", then walked away like a boss.

kstater · « **Reply #36 on:** March 07, 2012, 07:52:14 PM »

Haven't seen a Baylor fan lately. But I did punch a Baptist last night.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #37 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:04:21 PM »

Made the only Baptist I know chug a beer AND LIKE IT!

steve dave · « **Reply #38 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:06:10 PM »

Just called pizza hut and ordered 20 pepperoni pizzas to be delivered to the guy I work with's office. No biggy....except I special requested the pepperoni's on each pizza to be arranged like huge boners!

SabiNation · « **Reply #39 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:06:49 PM »

My roommate loves snacking on Teddy Grahams. Normally I just give him a hard time because he eats like a child, but this morning was different...

I knocked his box of Teddy Grahams off of the counter, spilling them all over the floor. I then called him a rough ridin' pussy and watched as he picked them up one by one and put them back in the box to eat another day.

This hasn't actually happened yet, but I look forward to doing it this evening.

Fuktard · « **Reply #40 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:43:46 PM »

I raped my neighbors dog...but i imagined it was scott drew.

Winters · « **Reply #41 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:45:29 PM »

Quote from: Fuktard on March 07, 2012, 08:43:46 PM

I raped my neighbors dog...but i imagined it was scott drew.

Of course, Fuktard.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #42 on:** March 07, 2012, 08:50:58 PM »

Asked the only baptist I know: Me-"How was last sundays' service?"

Baptist-"Oh it was wondarfllll.."
Me- "GTFOOMF you fat face bible beatin' queer, stoopid!" :facemoosh:

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #43 on:** March 07, 2012, 09:00:04 PM »

Baylor fan at work sent an office wide email and ended it with "Go Bears"

I replied back and said "Bears Suck!!!"

best part? - I hit reply all

_33 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 07, 2012, 09:01:54 PM »

Saw a Baylor fan at Hyvee today. I walked up to him and said "good luck in the game tomorrow" and then I walked away and whispered "not" so quietly that only I could hear it. He had no idea.

Spaces · « **Reply #45 on:** March 07, 2012, 10:04:44 PM »

So today this Baylor fan was walking really slow in front of me and I ended up pushing her over from behind (she never saw it coming, lol) and then some random Baylor dude freaked out and tried helping her up and I pushed him over too (lol). Then I bent over and held out both my hands like I was helping them up, but it was a fake-out and I ran my hands through my hair instead.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #46 on:** March 07, 2012, 10:11:39 PM »

i have a friend who has a five year old named taylor. anyway, today i asked her what her name was and she said taylor but i pretended like she said baylor and pushed her down on the ground really hard.

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #47 on:** March 07, 2012, 10:13:06 PM »

We only have one Baylor fan in the office, he's in quality assurance. Today I mapped his network drive and uploaded a bunch of mumped-up child porn under his name. Went to Buffalo Wild Wings and found a couple waitresses who were obviously still in high school and had them go to the cops and accuse him of raping them. A bit after lunch the Lenexa police came in and arrested him, beating him up a little bit while they did, saying he was resisting arrest while high-fiving each other (the 2 lead detectives were EMAWs and let all this slide). Everyone lined the hallways and threw leftover dips and pastries from the office lunch at him as he was dragged out in tears. Outside the door his wife and kids were waiting for him, saying, "we can't believe you would do this, oh my god, waaaaa," and crying like crazy and throwing rocks at him.

Then, and you won't believe this, some other random high school girl shows up and says, "he raped me, too!" I didn't recognize her. It turns out he was actually molesting kids the entire time! Oh man it was so rough ridin' hilarious.

legore · « **Reply #48 on:** March 07, 2012, 10:17:04 PM »

According to local baptist pastors, Liberty U is far superior. Baylor not even good at being baptist.

8manpick · « **Reply #49 on:** March 07, 2012, 10:19:34 PM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on March 07, 2012, 10:13:06 PM

We only have one Baylor fan in the office, he's in quality assurance. Today I mapped his network drive and uploaded a bunch of mumped-up child porn under his name. Went to Buffalo Wild Wings and found a couple waitresses who were obviously still in high school and had them go to the cops and accuse him of raping them. A bit after lunch the Lenexa police came in and arrested him, beating him up a little bit while they did, saying he was resisting arrest while high-fiving each other (the 2 lead detectives were EMAWs and let all this slide). Everyone lined the hallways and threw leftover dips and pastries from the office lunch at him as he was dragged out in tears. Outside the door his wife and kids were waiting for him, saying, "we can't believe you would do this, oh my god, waaaaa," and crying like crazy and throwing rocks at him.

Then, and you won't believe this, some other random high school girl shows up and says, "he raped me, too!" I didn't recognize her. It turns out he was actually molesting kids the entire time! Oh man it was so rough ridin' hilarious.

This was a great story. Did anyone get video?