Author Topic: Already getting angry... (Read 8369 times)

JKEYS · « **on:** March 07, 2012, 03:59:36 PM »

...coworker had a stuffed bear in her office. Reminded me of Baylor, so I threw it in a drawer (very agressive throw btw) and

as I walked out. Nobody saw, but if they did...oh man.

Ready to yell/boo my face off tomorrow at Sprint Center. What are you doing to get angried up???

mocat · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:02:28 PM »

Does passive/aggressive anger count as real anger?
If not,

If so,

the KHAN! · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:03:41 PM »

I looked at a facebook friends page who went to Baylor. I considered posting something....but instead I made Scott Drew comments in my status.

He'll see them.

He'll see them.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:18:52 PM »

Saw a Baylor grad coworker had a baylor business card holder on his desk acting like he's big crap and making everyone look at it if they go into his office. When he went to the restroom I dumped his trash can into his messenger bag and drew a dong on the picture of his wife with a sharpie.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:20:06 PM »

I'm setting Teddy Grahams on a bench and smashing them with a hammer.

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:20:31 PM »

Also a beautiful set of hairy balls.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:24:50 PM »

I just sexed up a JOCO Baylor attorneys daughter. Get this: I didn't even enjoy it, I did it out of spite!

gokatgo · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:27:02 PM »

I'm biting the heads of gummie bears and slamming the bodies into the trash

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:27:15 PM »

I saw someone with a Baylor license plate (in Manhattan?!!? the day before the big game!?!?! WHAT AN IDIOT!!). Anyways, that scene in "No Country For Old Men" where he puts the rag in the gas tank, lights in on fire, walks away all calm-like and then it blows up behind him? That's what I did. Except instead of walking away all calm-like, I ran away flailing my arms and screaming like a little girl.

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:27:54 PM »

Quote from: gokatgo on March 07, 2012, 04:27:02 PM

I'm biting the heads of gummie bears and slamming the bodies into the trash

That's hardcore.

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:35:49 PM »

I'm filing a lawsuit against Kenn Starr on the charge that he's a rough rider and a shithead.

JKEYS · « **Reply #11 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:39:21 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 07, 2012, 04:20:31 PM

Also a beautiful set of hairy balls.

Was wondering if that was also included. The picture is coming together...

...also, co-worker whose bear dissapeared wondered aloud where her bear was. I said "that's right b**ch!" loud enough that if someone were standing nearby they definately would have heard it. Then popped my collar and smirked as I stood nearby watching her search in vain for the bear. Feels good.

ben ji · « **Reply #12 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:42:25 PM »

Last night I climbed to the top of the baptist church by my house and DANCED ALL OVER THE ROOF.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #13 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:43:20 PM »

as i was making my commute this morning i saw a couple women, maybe early 50s, walking into a baptist church. i rolled down my window and yelled, "hey eff you, you old bitches."

totally forgot to make it baylor related.

CNS · « **Reply #14 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:45:34 PM »

Had a Baptist preacher/father/padre type come to my door(they often do in my town) to invite me to this sunday's services. I told him "No!" and slammed the door. Didn't even give him the courtesy of my normal lie in telling him that I am a Methodist(or some other crap) but "Thank you anyway".

Eat my door!

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:51:45 PM »

Saw a guy with a baylor shirt walking ahead of me on the sidewalk. Got up into his face and told him to get the eff out of my face.

buttsbuttsbutts · « **Reply #16 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:52:54 PM »

I tripped a kid walking on campus by cardwell wearing an RG III jersey

JKEYS · « **Reply #17 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:56:31 PM »

Quote from: buttsbuttsbutts on March 07, 2012, 04:52:54 PM

I tripped a kid walking on campus by cardwell wearing an RG III jersey

My favorite one yet. Extra points because guy doesn't know if you are

or

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 07, 2012, 04:57:48 PM »

I told my close friend Scott Pioli told me he was thinking about moving up in the draft to get RGIII. I told him that if he did that, I would have to kill him, and then blow up Arrowhead Stadium.

You're welcome, guys.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:00:31 PM »

Saw a Baylor fan over at the Westin. He was getting on the elevator I was getting off. Stopped and held the doors. Let him get on, then as I was getting off I did an arm sweep down all of the buttons. Have fun stopping at every floor, churchie!

steve dave · « **Reply #20 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:07:20 PM »

boom lsoc

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #21 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:10:21 PM »

Yesterday I told the Baylor fan in the office the company was providing lunch today.

They weren't.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #22 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:17:05 PM »

Quote from: JKEYS on March 07, 2012, 03:59:36 PM

...coworker had a stuffed bear in her office. Reminded me of Baylor, so I threw it in a drawer (very agressive throw btw) and as I walked out. Nobody saw, but if they did...oh man.

Ready to yell/boo my face off tomorrow at Sprint Center. What are you doing to get angried up???

You should have ripped the head off the stuffed bear, and left the head on her desk.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:20:31 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 07, 2012, 05:07:20 PM

boom lsoc

Was in line at the Starbucks over at the Sheraton f/k/a the Hyatt. Overheard a couple of elderly Baylor fans talking about the pastries in the case. There was only one banana nut muffin left. You can see where this is going, the older lady decided she wanted the muffin and said it outloud. Of course, I took a really long time ordering my iced americano then leaned over the case and took a REALLY long time to announce I would have the banana nut muffin. Took one bite, dropped it in the trash, grabbed a splenda and strutted right past their old/religious faces.

nicname · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2012, 05:28:13 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on March 07, 2012, 04:24:50 PM

I just sexed up a JOCO Baylor attorneys daughter. Get this: I didn't even enjoy it, I did it out of spite!

You're a monster!