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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #325 on: September 12, 2012, 08:43:37 PM »
Did that just get modded here or am I a dumbass? I legitimately can't tell.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #326 on: September 12, 2012, 08:47:47 PM »
Having a transformer on team america would show those angry mobs whose boss. Do Transformers count as weapons, felix?

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #327 on: September 12, 2012, 08:54:22 PM »
hope you don't get killed felix

Ya, I completely agree with this.

Felix is who I want to be when I grow up.  Jesus, what a rough ridin' stud.

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Felix Rex - report from Cairo
« Reply #328 on: September 12, 2012, 10:17:19 PM »
What's going on over there?

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Re: Felix Rex - report from Cairo
« Reply #329 on: September 12, 2012, 10:26:46 PM »
Maybe if you ventured out of this shitpile and into combo-fanning every once in a while you'd know

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #330 on: September 12, 2012, 10:42:28 PM »
hope you don't get killed felix

Ya, I completely agree with this.

Felix is who I want to be when I grow up.  Jesus, what a rough ridin' stud.

I guess I want to be FR too because I've always wanted to be Pete when I grow up  :dunno:

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #331 on: September 12, 2012, 11:03:39 PM »
surely they've got a plan for your ass to be out of there yesterday, right? 

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #332 on: September 12, 2012, 11:36:18 PM »
I think the goEMAW schtick might need to be toned down a bit.  MSNBC has Molotov Cocktails being launched by protests in front of our embassy.  I'm going to tuck.  This is serious crap.  When US leaders who supported the free people of Libya are being killed and the neighboring countries in the region are supporting more protests which are turning violent the situation is pretty serious for all ex pats in the area.

I honestly home felix has his crap squared away if he has to move.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #333 on: September 12, 2012, 11:45:56 PM »
I think the goEMAW schtick might need to be toned down a bit.  MSNBC has Molotov Cocktails being launched by protests in front of our embassy.  I'm going to tuck.  This is serious crap.  When US leaders who supported the free people of Libya are being killed and the neighboring countries in the region are supporting more protests which are turning violent the situation is pretty serious for all ex pats in the area.

I honestly home felix has his crap squared away if he has to move.

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Get out of here.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #334 on: September 12, 2012, 11:50:54 PM »
I think the goEMAW schtick might need to be toned down a bit.  MSNBC has Molotov Cocktails being launched by protests in front of our embassy.  I'm going to tuck.  This is serious crap.  When US leaders who supported the free people of Libya are being killed and the neighboring countries in the region are supporting more protests which are turning violent the situation is pretty serious for all ex pats in the area.

I honestly home felix has his crap squared away if he has to move.

Stay safe / no meme

Get out of here.

I'd wager that Rex has his crap squared way.  However, I agree that I hope he does.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #335 on: September 13, 2012, 12:10:00 AM »
I think the goEMAW schtick might need to be toned down a bit.  MSNBC has Molotov Cocktails being launched by protests in front of our embassy.  I'm going to tuck.  This is serious crap.  When US leaders who supported the free people of Libya are being killed and the neighboring countries in the region are supporting more protests which are turning violent the situation is pretty serious for all ex pats in the area.

I honestly home felix has his crap squared away if he has to move.

Stay safe / no meme

Get out of here.

I'd wager that Rex has his crap squared way.  However, I agree that I hope he does.

Enough with the schtick already, Pete. :rolleyes:

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« Reply #336 on: September 13, 2012, 12:26:01 AM »
I don't want to put this on twitter because I don't want to become part of the public debate, but to clarify some things I've seen: there was never any danger posed to any embassy personnel on Tuesday. There are significant differences between both the security situations and the embassy compounds themselves in Egypt and Libya. And I say that with regret because I knew Christopher Stevens and he was a rough ridin' great guy. I am not surprised by reports that he died after returning to the embassy to assist/lead the evacuation.

That said, Libya's revolution was armed and messy and involved internal tribal paradigms and various external agents along with influences of religious/ideological extremism. That means its not only less stable, but also has weapons floating around the country accessible to those extremists. I DO believe the original protests were "sparked" (if not necessarily "fueled") by the film. However, who set the spark may be less clear and less "grassroots," as is who may now be using the subsequent explosion as a smoke screen.

Egypt maintained several of the same institutions. It has an infrastructure in place that is absent in Libya. It doesn't have the same level of unaccounted weapons being shuttled around the country. And of more immediate importance to the personnel, the embassy here is a mega-compound. It's enormous and compartmentalized and has a significantly higher Marine contingent. The protest caught no one by surprise: we have access to the same channels they use to organize them. Personnel are shuttled back and forth in vehicles with level 6 armor. Those that were still inside were behind several more layers of defense, including Marines who I can personally assure were willing and able to clear the courtyard if things escalated beyond "property damage" to "threat to American lives."

I can't go too much into the public relations issue. Too sensitive right now. But I will say the ambassador is very popular with the administration, and not for ideological/partisan reasons. I will also say that I would not have cleared those initial statements although I do support the procedural guidelines that framed them (sorry. I know that's vague.)

We don't expect things to reach the level they did in Libya (to paraphrase a common Latin American complaint about US perceptions: "the Arab world is not a monolith"). But Friday could be a real crap storm. The salafists and secularists and "hooligan" ultras are good for a rowdy show, but they have no where near the organizing capacity of the Muslim Brotherhood (few organizations outside Hezbollah do). So the MB joining the protest elevates the scale along with the potential political tensions due to Morsi's affiliations (what worries me here is that the dozens of military trucks and personnel that usually camp out along the shady street in front of the Embassy here in Garden City quickly and inexplicably vanished right before the protests broke out). To make matters worse, the Copts are planning a counter protests (counter to what, I'm not exactly sure). So that's three groups with a history of internal conflict all potentially converging for a passionate and anger-driven debate right on our doorstep. Oh, and Egypt is hosting a conference on Syria on Monday with the Iranian delegation in town.

But for perspective, I'm at a coffee shop in town right now. I walked to the grocery story on Tuesday evening and to a restaurant last night. The perception that there are bands of angry Muslims roaming the streets seeking out Americans is not accurate (well, not yet at least...) Even during the height of the revolution, the only real danger outside Tahrir was indiscriminate looters looking to take advantage of the chaos. And even then, the boabs (kind of a beefed up doorman/security guard) at residences hosting US personnel are extremely protective of their properties and extremely well-connected to the goings-on in each neighborhood.

There should probably be a resolution or something to this post here, but it's already really long.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #337 on: September 13, 2012, 12:59:25 AM »
btw, Ahram online and Egypt Independent are a couple of decent English-language sites for following local sentiment on this. Al Jazeera and PressTV also usually have well-placed (if biased) sources for this sort of stuff.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #338 on: September 13, 2012, 01:13:57 AM »
holy crap be safe.
Is Friday the actual "organized" protest?  I guess I've missed the significance of the date. 
When news of Libya's attacks spread around Egypt, was there a perceptible reaction with increased aggression? Less? Neither? Is Morsi condemning the attacks much?  I think I've seen one condemnation from the salafist leader (no idea if the salafists, or MB, give a crap what the leaders say). 
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« Reply #339 on: September 13, 2012, 01:32:04 AM »
yeah this is fascinating FR


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« Reply #340 on: September 13, 2012, 02:41:19 AM »
Embassy now open for essential personnel. Cue the "Dear Egypt: Fighting You Related" thread! I am gonna be dry-shaving beards and delivering fistfuls of freedom to belligerent ball-sacks at 10:30 by the Omar Makram statue (which I will then roundhouse to the mouth and replace with Ernie Barrett). Mrs Rex will be hosting an olive bar but THAT IS ONLY FOR MY CREW. She is not even Muslim but she will chop your rough ridin' hand off and rig an explosive in the headrest of your car if you rough ridin' touch our olives!

Also, will try to post pics.
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« Reply #341 on: September 13, 2012, 02:53:08 AM »
Embassy now open for essential personnel. Cue the "Dear Egypt: Fighting You Related" thread! I am gonna be dry-shaving beards and delivering fistfuls of freedom to belligerent ball-sacks at 10:30 by the Omar Makram statue (which I will then roundhouse to the mouth and replace with Ernie Barrett). Mrs Rex will be hosting an olive bar but THAT IS ONLY FOR MY CREW. She is not even Muslim but she will chop your rough ridin' hand off and rig an explosive in the headrest of your car if you rough ridin' touch our olives!

Also, will try to post pics.

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« Reply #342 on: September 13, 2012, 04:23:30 AM »
Embassy now open for essential personnel. Cue the "Dear Egypt: Fighting You Related" thread! I am gonna be dry-shaving beards and delivering fistfuls of freedom to belligerent ball-sacks at 10:30 by the Omar Makram statue (which I will then roundhouse to the mouth and replace with Ernie Barrett). Mrs Rex will be hosting an olive bar but THAT IS ONLY FOR MY CREW. She is not even Muslim but she will chop your rough ridin' hand off and rig an explosive in the headrest of your car if you rough ridin' touch our olives!

Also, will try to post pics.

Oh man.

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« Reply #343 on: September 13, 2012, 05:46:20 AM »
It would be impossible for me to have heard more "Larry the Cable Guy" references. Foreign Service nerds are adorable.

http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/09/12/inside_the_public_relations_disaster_at_the_cairo_embassy
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« Reply #344 on: September 13, 2012, 06:21:50 AM »
I may or may not have attempted to strategically seed a rumor that Americans use a gesture consisting of raised arms and crossed fists with pinkies and thumbs extended to signify the devil (i.e. great satan). It may or may not be my proudest moment if it works.

:lynchmob:
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« Reply #345 on: September 13, 2012, 06:54:56 AM »
lol.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #346 on: September 13, 2012, 07:27:15 AM »
Man, pre-FR moving to Cario, this thread was pretty :blah: IMO, but now this is must read stuff :emawkid:  Thanks for the insidery perspective FR, and stay safe out there.
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Re: Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #347 on: September 13, 2012, 07:27:26 AM »
I may or may not have attempted to strategically seed a rumor that Americans use a gesture consisting of raised arms and crossed fists with pinkies and thumbs extended to signify the devil (i.e. great satan). It may or may not be my proudest moment if it works.

:lynchmob:

My god, this would be fantastic.  Angry mob lynchmobbing the crap out of cnn.  Someone get the dvr ready.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #348 on: September 13, 2012, 07:47:11 AM »
Stay safe!

Also, this: "I am gonna be dry-shaving beards and delivering fistfuls of freedom to belligerent ball-sacks at 10:30 by the Omar Makram statue" is now nominated for the word and it is the best line I have ever read in all of my reading, including Shakespeare and JK Rowlings.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #349 on: September 13, 2012, 09:20:38 AM »
So it's safe to assume you won't be pakin' in MHK for the N Texas beat down this weekend?

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