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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #300 on: September 12, 2012, 10:25:54 AM »
Carry a pitcher of King Tuts with you wherever you go. If somebody looks like they are going to shoot you, offer them a King Tut instead.  :cheers: (but with King Tuts)

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #301 on: September 12, 2012, 11:44:07 AM »
Carry a pitcher of King Tuts with you wherever you go. If somebody looks like they are going to shoot you, offer them a King Tut instead.  :cheers: (but with King Tuts)

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« Reply #302 on: September 12, 2012, 12:34:15 PM »
Yeah, what are the conceal carry laws over there? You may want to protect yourself the next time you encounter an angry mob.

It's funny. You get extensive training with various weapons, then before you leave they remind you that you are absolutely not allowed to ever carry a gun.
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« Reply #303 on: September 12, 2012, 12:35:43 PM »
Also, power just went out completely. A good sign. Prolly means the whoooooole country is going to bed.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #304 on: September 12, 2012, 12:36:59 PM »
Hard to get enraged by youtube trailers when you have no power?

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #305 on: September 12, 2012, 02:52:14 PM »
Felix, what is your twitter?

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #306 on: September 12, 2012, 02:55:13 PM »
Felix, what is your twitter?

I'm going to give you a hint. It's felix rex or something similar.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #307 on: September 12, 2012, 02:57:32 PM »
Felix, what is your twitter?

I'm going to give you a hint. It's felix rex or something similar.

Yeah I am lazy and didn't want to sort through possibilities. Even worse, I am pretty sure I already follow him.  But again, since I am lazy, I didn't want to take the time to go look.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #308 on: September 12, 2012, 03:04:59 PM »
Yeah, what are the conceal carry laws over there? You may want to protect yourself the next time you encounter an angry mob.

It's funny. You get extensive training with various weapons, then before you leave they remind you that you are absolutely not allowed to ever carry a gun.

Extensive bo staff training?  Get you one.  Be all "Hey angry mob, sup. Oh this? Just my walking stick. Oh no it's not!"  Then proceed to execute bo staff tornado move until free of mob or mob is incapacitated/fleeing in terror.  Then just strut on down the street or whatever they have there.  Maybe throw the ol' beau stick up across your shoulders and rest your hands on it too.  :thumbs:
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #309 on: September 12, 2012, 03:12:52 PM »
This is one of the reasons I didn't put an airport there in pocket planes.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #310 on: September 12, 2012, 03:14:13 PM »
This is exactly why I never plan on so much as visiting any non Westernized countries.  I've seen Locked Up Abroad.  No rough ridin' way.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #311 on: September 12, 2012, 03:23:51 PM »
This is exactly why I never plan on so much as visiting any non Westernized countries.  I've seen Locked Up Abroad.  No rough ridin' way.

agreed

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #312 on: September 12, 2012, 03:51:58 PM »
Tel Aviv is nice you aholes.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #313 on: September 12, 2012, 04:25:02 PM »
Tel Aviv is nice you aholes.

CK makes it look amazing.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #314 on: September 12, 2012, 04:25:49 PM »
This is exactly why I never plan on so much as visiting any non Westernized countries.  I've seen Locked Up Abroad.  No rough ridin' way.

agreed

I don't even go where I don't speak the language anymore.  I'm not about to get mumped over and not even understand what it's about.  By all means come at me bro in my own language:cheers:
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« Reply #315 on: September 12, 2012, 04:27:29 PM »
Tel Aviv is nice you aholes.

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« Reply #316 on: September 12, 2012, 04:50:30 PM »
Felix, what is your twitter?

I'm going to give you a hint. It's felix rex or something similar.

Yeah I am lazy and didn't want to sort through possibilities. Even worse, I am pretty sure I already follow him.  But again, since I am lazy, I didn't want to take the time to go look.

The_felixrex

Btw, people are really rough ridin' nervous about Friday. And by people, I mean white folk.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #317 on: September 12, 2012, 05:56:34 PM »
Well, they said it will be "peaceful." Be safe, fr.
 
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #318 on: September 12, 2012, 06:05:19 PM »
felix, do you need me to use some american airlines miles to try to get you a coach ticket out of there?

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #319 on: September 12, 2012, 06:06:45 PM »
Def sounds like a good time to time one of those free 2 wk vacations to England.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #320 on: September 12, 2012, 06:12:57 PM »
I live in a bubble, but just did some reading on the protests. I look forward to your tweets.

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #321 on: September 12, 2012, 08:28:00 PM »
felix, do you need me to use some american airlines miles to try to get you a coach ticket out of there?

Wow, I think I'd rather die.
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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #322 on: September 12, 2012, 08:41:04 PM »
link them to this one, it's not cropped. But it does have the fraudulent kougar24 tag and is on kougar24's photobucket. so  :ck:

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #323 on: September 12, 2012, 08:42:04 PM »
felix, do you need me to use some american airlines miles to try to get you a coach ticket out of there?

Wow, I think I'd rather die.

I think I'd rather fly coach for a couple hours. :dunno:

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Re: felix rex moves to Cairo
« Reply #324 on: September 12, 2012, 08:42:28 PM »
Egyptians love the crap out of transformers.