felix rex moves to Cairo

[felix rex]

That's the GUC team, not the national team! (there's something like 18 GUC players on the national team).

[felix rex]

We have a group of about 20 Americans going to this. We're trying to organize a tailgate, but the "no pork no booze" rules are a bit of a dampener. Hoping egy police respect the red solo cup.

[michigancat]

We have a group of about 20 Americans going to this. We're trying to organize a tailgate, but the "no pork no booze" rules are a bit of a dampener. Hoping egy police respect the red solo cup.

How is the writing going?

[felix rex]

I have a draft pilot somewhere that my brother and I started when I was on vacation. But I think it's only funny to me (and at least one Mormon).

[felix rex]

Did I mention their coach is a 24-year old Texas A&M grad? Should I flash horns down in solidarity or horns up to taunt the Aggie?

"Meet our Coach!
Caleb Elmo Ryon was born in Waxahachie, Texas and grew up the son of high school football coach in the state of Texas. Football was very much a part of life in all aspects and the family moved around a few times following coaching jobs. Caleb attended Euless Trinity High School and was a member of the football team. In 2005 and 2007, sophomore and senior year respectively, the Trojans won the 5A State Championship. The 5A classification is the largest classification in Texas’ high school division.
Caleb graduated from Texas A&M University with a degree in Health and Kinesiology and the intention of coaching and teaching high school football in Texas. Plans changed and Caleb moved to Cairo to work at Wellspring Egypt. Quickly after moving to Cairo Caleb began working with the GUC Eagles. Caleb enjoys traveling, making new friends, most outdoor activities, and hunting back in Texas."

[sonofdaxjones]

Is he cool, or the prototypical Cult Aggie type?

[felix rex]

Don't know. Won't meet him till tomorrow.

[XocolateThundarr]

Did I mention their coach is a 24-year old Texas A&M grad? Should I flash horns down in solidarity or horns up to taunt the Aggie?

"Meet our Coach!
Caleb Elmo Ryon was born in Waxahachie, Texas and grew up the son of high school football coach in the state of Texas. Football was very much a part of life in all aspects and the family moved around a few times following coaching jobs. Caleb attended Euless Trinity High School and was a member of the football team. In 2005 and 2007, sophomore and senior year respectively, the Trojans won the 5A State Championship. The 5A classification is the largest classification in Texas’ high school division.
Caleb graduated from Texas A&M University with a degree in Health and Kinesiology and the intention of coaching and teaching high school football in Texas. Plans changed and Caleb moved to Cairo to work at Wellspring Egypt. Quickly after moving to Cairo Caleb began working with the GUC Eagles. Caleb enjoys traveling, making new friends, most outdoor activities, and hunting back in Texas."

Ask him about "The Jar".  Also tell him you really hate big bonfires.

[felix rex]

For the record, no one understood the #WeWantBama reference. But it made me giggle when I got it approved Thursday.

[Mrs. Gooch]

When filling out customs forms to send stuff to APO/Diplomatic addresses, how accurate do the weights need to be?

[felix rex]

When filling out customs forms to send stuff to APO/Diplomatic addresses, how accurate do the weights need to be?

You can mostly BS all that stuff.

[felix rex]

"The police chief did not explain how or why atheists might be worshiping Satan in a coffee shop."

"Atheist cafe" is still trending.

[mocat]

video 

comments 



(i have no idea if this was in egypt or not but what other thread does it belong in?)

[felix rex]

Link doesn't show up. Is this this the possessed girls TV episode?

[michigancat]

Link doesn't show up. Is this this the possessed girls TV episode?

camel picking up a guy by his head and throwing him. It's great.

[mocat]

also the guys were trying to cut the camel's throat, which is probably what enraged him

[Spracne]

ha-lol

[michigancat]

also the guys were trying to cut the camel's throat, which is probably what enraged him

also I just noticed he already HAD cut the camel's throat.

[Benja]

Holy crap, Egyptian press.  After weeks of ranting against the US response to Ferguson and "racism in America," leading daily Youm7 drops this full page feature on "gangs of black horrors in Cairo".

oh wow

[Benja]

This thread never stops producing

[SdK]

also the guys were trying to cut the camel's throat, which is probably what enraged him

also I just noticed he already HAD cut the camel's throat.

Yeah. Wtf.

[Mr Bread]

also the guys were trying to cut the camel's throat, which is probably what enraged him

also I just noticed he already HAD cut the camel's throat.

Yeah. Wtf.

That made me very angry when I realized it.  First at those guys and then at mocat. 

[mocat]

it's halal dhabihah slaughter you racist hayseeds. obviously the guys in the video were doing it wrong though

[Mr Bread]

it's halal dhabihah slaughter you racist hayseeds. obviously the guys in the video were doing it wrong though

It was the botchery that angered me and then your lack of warning.  Were you the one that posted the twitter pick with the lady having the plane stick out of her vahj without warning?  Shame on you if so. 

[mocat]

Were you the one that posted the twitter pick with the lady having the plane stick out of her vahj without warning?  Shame on you if so. 

no and i'm pretty shocked that you would even think that was me