Advice

[Bloodfart]

What's the payoff?  The chance at a BJ from the devil?

  What ever you want it to be bub.

[Dugout DickStone]

When in doubt, peel out.

[SwiftCat]

When in doubt, peel out.

This is great advice. I could have used it a few days ago.

[Rams]

Don't punch a gift horse in the mouth or whatever.

[Lefty]

Don't go night putting with the Dean's Daughter.

[Lefty]

Don't wear sandles on the course because you'll look like a jackass.

[Lefty]

Don't wear cargo shorts and an untucked polo shirt on the course or you'll look like a jackass.

[420seriouscat69]

Don't screw your co-workers, it never ends well.

[Lefty]

In any physical altercation, be the first to make and move and always pop him in the nose.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Never Moon a werewolf!

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn!  ouch!

[wetwillie]

When in doubt pull it out

[Bloodfart]

When in doubt pull it out

^^^ Should have been dropped in the "kids"  thread.^^^

[steve dave]

there's very little good advice (outside of the usual suspects) in this thread 

[jtksu]

It'll get chilly later, you should bring a jacket.

[Bloodfart]

there's very little good advice (outside of the usual suspects) in this thread 

sphincter says what.

[michigancat]

there's very little good advice (outside of the usual suspects) in this thread 

Is there anything good on this board (outside of the usual suspects)?

[steve dave]

there's very little good advice (outside of the usual suspects) in this thread 

Is there anything good on this board (outside of the usual suspects)?

that's a good point made by one of the usual suspects 

[Bloodfart]

yeah here it is.
Open your hearts and minds.  Or just stay confined to your circle jerk?

[puniraptor]

Do no meth.

[steve dave]

sd sappy advice to hs/college students 

class: go to it religiously, you won't get another shot
sex:  go crazy within bounds, you won't get another shot
sports:  participate in all of them when you have the chance, you won't get another shot
career:  don't worry about it, you won't get another shot
drugs: try them if you want, you won't get another shot
resume:  make sure you protect what's on it, you won't get another shot
everything else:  pm me, I will talk you out of it

[yoga-like_abana]

When you cannot wear the skin of the lion,  you wear that of the fox.

when you cannot wear the skin of the latex, you wear that of the lamb.

[michigancat]

sd sappy advice to hs/college students 

class: go to it religiously, you won't get another shot
sex:  go crazy within bounds, you won't get another shot
sports:  participate in all of them when you have the chance, you won't get another shot
career:  don't worry about it, you won't get another shot
drugs: try them if you want, you won't get another shot
resume:  make sure you protect what's on it, you won't get another shot
everything else:  pm me, I will talk you out of it

study abroad: do it, you won't get another shot

[steve dave]

sd sappy advice to hs/college students 

class: go to it religiously, you won't get another shot
sex:  go crazy within bounds, you won't get another shot
sports:  participate in all of them when you have the chance, you won't get another shot
career:  don't worry about it, you won't get another shot
drugs: try them if you want, you won't get another shot
resume:  make sure you protect what's on it, you won't get another shot
everything else:  pm me, I will talk you out of it

study abroad: do it

yes, great one. rusty, protip, say "you won't get another shot" and it makes it better

[michigancat]

sd sappy advice to hs/college students 

class: go to it religiously, you won't get another shot
sex:  go crazy within bounds, you won't get another shot
sports:  participate in all of them when you have the chance, you won't get another shot
career:  don't worry about it, you won't get another shot
drugs: try them if you want, you won't get another shot
resume:  make sure you protect what's on it, you won't get another shot
everything else:  pm me, I will talk you out of it

study abroad: do it

yes, great one. rusty, protip, say "you won't get another shot" and it makes it better

bbsing: take it easy, you will get plenty of shots.