Author Topic: Advice (Read 11548 times)

CHONGS · « **on:** February 28, 2012, 10:14:12 PM »

When you cannot wear the skin of the lion, you wear that of the fox.

CHONGS · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2012, 10:16:51 PM »

Lie often, but never pointlessly.

TBL · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2012, 10:20:02 PM »

Never eat prunes when you're hungry.

DQ12 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2012, 10:21:36 PM »

Don't pick scabs - in all aspects of life.

jtksu · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2012, 10:27:50 PM »

Never waste a boner and never trust a fart.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2012, 10:29:43 PM »

Be authentic. Think critically.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2012, 10:30:09 PM »

Treat people with respect and demand respect from them.

j-dub · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2012, 10:37:53 PM »

It's not about you.

TBL · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2012, 10:44:40 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on February 28, 2012, 10:27:50 PM

Never waste a boner and never trust a fart.

The WORD.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2012, 10:49:51 PM »

Quote from: TBL on February 28, 2012, 10:44:40 PM

Quote from: jtksu on February 28, 2012, 10:27:50 PM
Never waste a boner and never trust a fart.

The WORD.

Take it to the bloodfart/hellhammer master thread.

SdK · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2012, 11:00:33 PM »

Advice is what we seek when we know the answer but wish we didn't.

If the truth hurts, it should.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2012, 11:12:07 PM »

Quote from: SwiftCat on February 28, 2012, 10:49:51 PM

Quote from: TBL on February 28, 2012, 10:44:40 PM
Quote from: jtksu on February 28, 2012, 10:27:50 PM
Never waste a boner and never trust a fart.

The WORD.

Take it to the bloodfart/hellhammer master thread.

Can I get an AMEN!

michigancat · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2012, 11:55:58 PM »

Buy Italian food and German cars - not the other way around.

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:42:43 AM »

Nobody ever looks back from their death bed and says, "I wish I had travelled less"

pissclams · « **Reply #14 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:49:58 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 29, 2012, 07:42:43 AM

Nobody ever looks back from their death bed and says, "I wish I had travelled less"

debunked.
there are a ton of airline pilots who, after spending the majority of their lives in a cockpit traveling from lonely airport to lonely airport, away from their loved ones, wish that they had spent more time at home, with the ones they love.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #15 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:04:47 AM »

IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS
THEN STAY ON THE PORCH!!!

reidrolled · « **Reply #16 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:22:46 AM »

GIT R DONE!

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #17 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:28:40 AM »

One must never tell a lie to a man, but one may to a woman.

_33 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:42:39 AM »

Drink plenty of water

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #19 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:46:27 AM »

Keep your hands up.

slobber · « **Reply #20 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:48:14 AM »

If she don't swallow, don't marry her.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #21 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:54:26 AM »

Quote from: dobber on February 29, 2012, 08:48:14 AM

If she don't swallow, don't marry her.

it doesn't matter once you get married.

slobber · « **Reply #22 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:57:39 AM »

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on February 29, 2012, 08:54:26 AM

Quote from: dobber on February 29, 2012, 08:48:14 AM
If she don't swallow, don't marry her.

it doesn't matter once you get married.

True, but what she is willing to do before marriage is an indication of what she will be like as a wife.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #23 on:** February 29, 2012, 09:28:35 AM »

Liquor then beer, you're in the clear.

Beer then liquor, never been sicker.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 29, 2012, 10:21:17 AM »

You gotta laugh so you don't cry.