Author Topic: Advice (Read 11676 times)

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #25 on:** February 29, 2012, 10:32:01 AM »

Don't go chasing waterfalls.

O-town Kat · « **Reply #26 on:** February 29, 2012, 11:54:40 AM »

Begin with the end in mind.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #27 on:** February 29, 2012, 12:06:42 PM »

Keep your stick on the ice.

j-dub · « **Reply #28 on:** February 29, 2012, 12:27:14 PM »

show a little faith there's magic in the night

Fldermaus · « **Reply #29 on:** February 29, 2012, 12:30:40 PM »

Red on yellow, kill a fellow.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #30 on:** February 29, 2012, 12:33:13 PM »

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

jtksu · « **Reply #31 on:** February 29, 2012, 12:52:40 PM »

Pay that man his money.

ben ji · « **Reply #32 on:** February 29, 2012, 01:02:14 PM »

Don't go skiing with Kennedy's, or ride in their car, or fly with them.

pissclams · « **Reply #33 on:** February 29, 2012, 01:08:57 PM »

There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.

CNS · « **Reply #34 on:** February 29, 2012, 01:18:57 PM »

Say it, don't spray it.

Tell the news, not the weather.

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_33 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 29, 2012, 01:35:29 PM »

wear sunblock.

pissclams · « **Reply #36 on:** February 29, 2012, 01:39:50 PM »

Quote from: _33 on February 29, 2012, 01:35:29 PM

wear sunblock.

sure thing, ronald mcdonald

DQ12 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 29, 2012, 01:53:47 PM »

Don't screw around with railroad crossings.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #38 on:** February 29, 2012, 03:55:25 PM »

If the bar ain't bendin'
You're just pretendin'

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #39 on:** February 29, 2012, 03:57:05 PM »

Get in and get out.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 29, 2012, 04:07:16 PM »

Don't hold grudges against your family.

Rams · « **Reply #41 on:** February 29, 2012, 05:26:13 PM »

wetwillie · « **Reply #42 on:** February 29, 2012, 06:13:45 PM »

Man who goes to bed with itchy bad person wake with stinky finger

Bloodfart · « **Reply #43 on:** February 29, 2012, 06:49:14 PM »

Goats are like mushrooms... if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.

Rams · « **Reply #44 on:** February 29, 2012, 09:06:00 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 29, 2012, 06:49:14 PM

Goats are like mushrooms... if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.

that was actually pretty funny.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #45 on:** February 29, 2012, 10:09:05 PM »

Once you have screwed 60 girls, start keeping track of the number you plow so you have an accurate count.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #46 on:** February 29, 2012, 10:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Rams on February 29, 2012, 09:06:00 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on February 29, 2012, 06:49:14 PM
Goats are like mushrooms... if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters.

that was actually pretty funny.

You're a focking stupid.

8manpick · « **Reply #47 on:** February 29, 2012, 10:50:01 PM »

Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M., get the money.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #48 on:** February 29, 2012, 10:56:01 PM »

Ain't no fetchin' up with raisins

Bloodfart · « **Reply #49 on:** February 29, 2012, 11:04:31 PM »

If your doctor says "that's interesting?" You better a be fockin' worried.