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Re: Advice
« Reply #50 on: February 29, 2012, 11:12:50 PM »
Assumption is the mother of all eff-ups

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« Reply #51 on: February 29, 2012, 11:16:10 PM »
Better wait and see.

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« Reply #52 on: February 29, 2012, 11:46:31 PM »
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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Re: Advice
« Reply #53 on: February 29, 2012, 11:47:21 PM »
If someone offers to pay for your meal just stfu and take it.  Return the favor another time.

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Re: Advice
« Reply #54 on: February 29, 2012, 11:49:03 PM »
Don't eat after 8pm

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Re: Advice
« Reply #55 on: February 29, 2012, 11:49:47 PM »
Always run past the finish line.

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Re: Advice
« Reply #56 on: February 29, 2012, 11:51:07 PM »
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Now you tell me damn't.  :bang:

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Re: Advice
« Reply #57 on: March 01, 2012, 12:20:30 AM »
advice threads suck because everyone is trying too hard to be witty/edgy and not responding to other witty/edgy/funny responses.

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Re: Advice
« Reply #58 on: March 01, 2012, 01:21:31 AM »
The Lord loves a workin' man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.

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« Reply #59 on: March 01, 2012, 05:55:16 AM »
advice threads suck because everyone is trying too hard to be witty/edgy and not responding to other witty/edgy/funny responses.

Stick to the rivers and the lakes, ging.
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Re: Advice
« Reply #60 on: March 01, 2012, 08:11:36 AM »
advice threads suck because everyone is trying too hard to be witty/edgy and not responding to other witty/edgy/funny responses.

I complimented Bloodfart and he called me a focking stupid.  :dunno:
"Son. This is why we are wildcats. Hard work, pride, the heart of this country. And if that's not enough for you, you can just move to California with your punk friends."

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Re: Advice
« Reply #61 on: March 01, 2012, 11:49:49 AM »
Curls get the girls.

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« Reply #62 on: March 01, 2012, 12:26:25 PM »
Don't get high on your own supply.

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Re: Advice
« Reply #63 on: March 01, 2012, 12:30:52 PM »
The Lord loves a workin' man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.
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« Reply #64 on: March 01, 2012, 12:33:08 PM »
Stars Matter

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Re: Advice
« Reply #65 on: March 01, 2012, 02:34:57 PM »
advice threads suck because everyone is trying too hard to be witty/edgy and not responding to other witty/edgy/funny responses.

I complimented Bloodfart and he called me a focking stupid.  :dunno:

Sorry Rams I got into the whiskey last night.  T's an P's

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Re: Advice
« Reply #66 on: March 02, 2012, 10:22:30 AM »
Don't fry bacon naked.
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Re: Advice
« Reply #67 on: March 02, 2012, 10:23:59 AM »
If you're not willing to eat it, don't fock it.
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« Reply #68 on: March 02, 2012, 10:24:29 AM »
get out of here you two  :dubious:

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Re: Advice
« Reply #69 on: March 02, 2012, 10:51:04 AM »
Don't toss hand grenades if you don't like the boom. 

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Re: Advice
« Reply #70 on: March 02, 2012, 10:55:19 AM »
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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Re: Advice
« Reply #71 on: March 02, 2012, 11:49:47 AM »
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
That's not advice, dumbass.

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Re: Advice
« Reply #72 on: March 02, 2012, 11:54:23 AM »
Plus, it's pretty (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay)?  Dancing?   Now, fighting the devil would be tough as hell.

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Re: Advice
« Reply #73 on: March 02, 2012, 12:06:34 PM »
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
That's not advice, dumbass.

Just as much as that grenade bs.  It means "are you willing to risk it all for the payoff."

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Re: Advice
« Reply #74 on: March 02, 2012, 12:29:53 PM »
What's the payoff?  The chance at a BJ from the devil?