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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7500 on: May 10, 2016, 09:30:34 AM »
I recommend that you get a crazy spotter.  You need someone that you trust implicitly that will tell you if a girl you start seeing is crazy in the first couple of weeks.  If so, you drop her no questions asked.  This person being female will probably help as they have a nose for this (a friend's wife maybe).  You have enough crazy in your life.

Crazy can be fun for a minute, but the window to get out while it's still fun is small.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7501 on: May 10, 2016, 09:34:26 AM »
I recommend that you get a crazy spotter.  You need someone that you trust implicitly that will tell you if a girl you start seeing is crazy in the first couple of weeks.  If so, you drop her no questions asked.  This person being female will probably help as they have a nose for this (a friend's wife maybe).  You have enough crazy in your life.

Crazy can be fun for a minute, but the window to get out while it's still fun is small.

Yes.  Crazy women seem to have an affinity for me.  I'm pretty good at recognizing the crazy.  Not so good at extracting myself from the situation before it blows up. 


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7502 on: May 10, 2016, 09:35:53 AM »
But I am laying off the crazy.  There's an attractive crazy chick that's about 7 years younger than me at work that I could probably get into quickly, but I prefer to not dip my pen in company ink.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7503 on: May 10, 2016, 09:37:21 AM »
Sorry TCUHF. That all sucks.

I will say that it appears that this thread will now have some new excitement in it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7504 on: May 10, 2016, 09:40:57 AM »
Sorry TCUHF. That all sucks.

I will say that it appears that this thread will now have some new excitement in it.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7505 on: May 10, 2016, 09:41:16 AM »
TCU, from the stories I have heard, being a good dad in good shape with a stable job is all it takes to start a run thru the divorcees but maybe you are aiming a little younger?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7506 on: May 10, 2016, 09:43:27 AM »
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Focus on your kid.  You don't need a woman in your life to make you happy.  You already have everything you need.  She, whoever she is, will find you.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7507 on: May 10, 2016, 09:52:01 AM »
TCU, from the stories I have heard, being a good dad in good shape with a stable job is all it takes to start a run thru the divorcees but maybe you are aiming a little younger?

I'm not really targeting any age range, but younger is preferable. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7508 on: May 10, 2016, 09:54:24 AM »
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Focus on your kid.  You don't need a woman in your life to make you happy.  You already have everything you need.  She, whoever she is, will find you.

I completely agree.  I don't need a woman to make me happy.  I'm not a co-dependent person. 

That being said, if I'm not smashing on at least two times a week, I tend to be a little cranky.  I'm thinking of the people around me. 

Edit: I'm not a risk avoider.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7509 on: May 10, 2016, 09:56:23 AM »
i'm proud of gE for not grabbing the low-hanging tcu meth joke fruit

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7510 on: May 10, 2016, 09:56:42 AM »
If I were you, I'd just start banging out a bunch of 6 and 7's on the weekend when your kids not around. Stop by a local watering hole and just have at it. Get some of that frustration out that's been brewing in your system, from that POS. Then, 6 months down the line, maybe stop by a church and work from there.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7511 on: May 10, 2016, 09:57:38 AM »
i'm proud of gE for not grabbing the low-hanging tcu meth joke fruit

 :ROFL: I'm kind of shocked it didn't happen as well. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7512 on: May 10, 2016, 09:57:44 AM »
jeez meth, that sucks tcuhf.  i know a couple who are strung out on that crap, never would have guessed it would happen to them.  i guess you can be happy to have her out of your life before she destroyed it.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7513 on: May 10, 2016, 10:00:02 AM »
If I were you, I'd just start banging out a bunch of 6 and 7's on the weekend when your kids not around. Stop by a local watering hole and just have at it. Get some of that frustration out that's been brewing in your system, from that POS. Then, 6 months down the line, maybe stop by a church and work from there.

The kid not being around is the complication.  I don't have any family down here.  I obviously can't leave him with her.  He only has 2 friends that he likes to stay over night at their houses. 

I'm an athiest so the church recommendation isn't happening.  I do foresee that being an issue though as north texas is pretty religion-y.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7514 on: May 10, 2016, 10:02:05 AM »
If it's just you and your 9 year old, please reconsider buying that ugly ass death trap motorcycle thing.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7515 on: May 10, 2016, 10:05:22 AM »
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Focus on your kid.  You don't need a woman in your life to make you happy.  You already have everything you need.  She, whoever she is, will find you.
Yeah. Don't be an idiot, TCU.

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« Reply #7516 on: May 10, 2016, 10:06:10 AM »
jeez meth, that sucks tcuhf.  i know a couple who are strung out on that crap, never would have guessed it would happen to them.  i guess you can be happy to have her out of your life before she destroyed it.

I hate that crap.  I grew up right by the stadiums in KC.  I lived in KC but went to Raytown schools.  That crap was out of control during the 90's.  I've had friends die from it, family and friends go to prison for really long times, and it destroyed my younger brother's wife.  That's part of the reason I stayed down here after graduation.  I was tired of coming home to find out someone else had died, been locked up, alienated everyone they knew.  Plus the job market was better down here.

She did her best to try and destroy it.  She ran up about $7k in credit cards.  I've managed to knock off about $2500 of it in the last two months while she attempted sobriety.  I can knock another quick $2k off of it once I get the hail damage fixed on my daily driver and I can sell a car that's sitting in my driveway. 

The shitty thing is I sacrificed to put her through a Masters in Counseling Psychology program.  Right after she graduated is when all this bullshit started.  So instead of building up assets over that time, I was sacrificing to get her through school. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7517 on: May 10, 2016, 10:06:48 AM »
If it's just you and your 9 year old, please reconsider buying that ugly ass death trap motorcycle thing.

Yea, that is officially on hold. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7518 on: May 10, 2016, 10:08:54 AM »
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Focus on your kid.  You don't need a woman in your life to make you happy.  You already have everything you need.  She, whoever she is, will find you.
Yeah. Don't be an idiot, TCU.

Seriously, if I could have a woman that only slept with me and left every night and didn't need all of the relationship stuff, it would be ideal.  Unfortunately, sex robots aren't quite ready for market yet.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7519 on: May 10, 2016, 10:22:34 AM »
the biggest piece of advice i could give to you is to focus 100% on your 9 year old. be a good role model, spend time with him until he tells you youre smothering him, and dont talk bad about your ex in front of him.

focus on women when he isnt around and dont introduce women to him until youre absolutely 100% sure theyre the one.

good luck. sorry to hear about your ex...
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« Reply #7520 on: May 10, 2016, 10:25:42 AM »
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Focus on your kid.  You don't need a woman in your life to make you happy.  You already have everything you need.  She, whoever she is, will find you.
Yeah. Don't be an idiot, TCU.

Seriously, if I could have a woman that only slept with me and left every night and didn't need all of the relationship stuff, it would be ideal.  Unfortunately, sex robots aren't quite ready for market yet.
Yeah maybe now's a good time to develop a little bit of self control

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« Reply #7521 on: May 10, 2016, 10:27:40 AM »
the biggest piece of advice i could give to you is to focus 100% on your 9 year old. be a good role model, spend time with him until he tells you youre smothering him, and dont talk bad about your ex in front of him.

focus on women when he isnt around and dont introduce women to him until youre absolutely 100% sure theyre the one.

good luck. sorry to hear about your ex...

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I'm a child of a divorced home and despite my dad being a pretty big degenerate, my mother never said anything bad about him.  I've had that drilled into my head any time my ex and I had problems.

But there probably won't ever be another "the one" tbh.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7522 on: May 10, 2016, 10:29:12 AM »

Yeah maybe now's a good time to develop a little bit of self control

Self control is boring.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7523 on: May 10, 2016, 10:31:04 AM »



Yeah maybe now's a good time to develop a little bit of self control

Self control is boring.

I suppose stable, healthy children are pretty boring, too.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7524 on: May 10, 2016, 10:33:42 AM »
rusty and I agreed on something, time to lock this thread throw away the key