also OT but, like, at company wide events where you have to be active and do childish bullshit to team build or learn crap. like, here is this puzzle that your table has to put together to learn the new six sigma stuff then you each take a position around the table and tell the room what your role in the process is or whatever and then you each get a snack from the snack table!
OR HOW ABOUT I JUST READ ABOUT IT YOU FUCKWAD!