Weird things your wife/gf does

[catzacker]

She has the same "surprised" response to everything, regardless of the level of surprise the event should actual illicit.  For example, should a nuclear blast occur her response would be the same as seeing a spider or finding out that john and kate goeslin (sp) are getting divorced.  

[Saulbadguy]

[WillieWatanabe]

ok guys....need more bedroom related stuff... tia

['taterblast]

^ not surprised!   

[1/64th]

ok guys....need more bedroom related stuff... tia

She has to have the sheets tucked in really tight on her side of the bed.   

[SleepFighter]

Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

[WildcatNkilt]

Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Agreed.  I always change her recorded shows to HD, and she doesn't seem to notice the difference.

[Stupid Fitz]

Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Does you wife also go, "I can't tell the difference"?  Girls are stupid.

[FP TC etc.]

shes a squirter

[WildcatNkilt]

Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Does you wife also go, "I can't tell the difference"?  Girls are stupid.

Read my post right before yours.

[SleepFighter]

Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Does you wife also go, "I can't tell the difference"?  Girls are stupid.

Yes.  Utterly infuriating.

[mcmwcat]

Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Does you wife also go, "I can't tell the difference"?  Girls are stupid.

Yes.  Utterly infuriating.

 

[mcmwcat]

Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

this is not a 'little things'.  this is a big-huge things

[reidrolled]

shes a squirter

hurrrrd dat!

[nicname]

Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD.  (Record them in non HD too)   

Mine too.

This should also be in the "little things that make you angry" thread.

Does you wife also go, "I can't tell the difference"?  Girls are stupid.

Yes.  Utterly infuriating.

 

this. her excuse was "i cant find the channels in hd"  i finally got her to realize that they are the same channels just that they are numbered in the 1000's

[Bloodfart]

Mine puts a letter "L" in the word both when she says it.....like "bolth."
Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.   

Mrs. BF has a sometimes  northern accent.  She pronounces so sew and now new.    She has never lived any farther north than KC.  WTF!

[ben ji]

Mine puts a letter "L" in the word both when she says it.....like "bolth."
Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.   

Mrs. BF has a sometimes  northern accent.  She pronounces so sew and now new.    She has never lived any farther north than KC.  WTF!

ben ji's gf does this too. She's from Wichita and lives in KC now, there is absolutely no reason she should sound like someone from Chicago when she gets excited.

[Bloodfart]

Mine puts a letter "L" in the word both when she says it.....like "bolth."
Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.   

Mrs. BF has a sometimes  northern accent.  She pronounces so sew and now new.    She has never lived any farther north than KC.  WTF!

ben ji's gf does this too. She's from Wichita and lives in KC now, there is absolutely no reason she should sound like someone from Chicago when she gets excited.

You should dump her ass right now.  That crap sticks around and fucks with your mind.  Don't even begin to think you can change her.  She'll be talkin like Sarah Palin when you're bringing the heat between the sheets.  You just might find it a little tougher to follow through on your delivery.  crap I just realized my kids are talking like this too.  I thought it was just their youth but now oh man crap.  

[DOOM_Catz]

Recently broke up with girlfriend. Really annoyed me when while watching Newsroom she kept asking me, "wait... so are these based on events that actually happened?"

 

[ew2x4]

Sleeps for maybe 5 hours a night during the week, then sleeps 15 hours friday night to make up for it.

[420seriouscat69]

I had an ex girlfriend who use to sit indian style and give me a hand job like she was carving pottery. You know what i'm talking about, the pottery that circles around and the potter person gives a massaging motion to frame the pot. Like that, guys.

[Pete]

Like, sit beside you Indian style and do that?

Seems like an inefficient angle for her wrists.

[420seriouscat69]

Like, sit beside you Indian style and do that?

Seems like an inefficient angle for her wrists.

Like sit indian style in front of me. She'd talk to me through the process too. Very awkward.

[puniraptor]

I imagined you rotating on a lazy susan. Good thing the bad person mods arent here to send your posts to the fanning pit 

[420seriouscat69]