Weird things your wife/gf does

[sys]

fanning, have some dignity.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[420seriouscat69]

fanning, have some dignity.

You and I both know I lost that a long time ago. All I have left in this world is to be a punchline and god dammit, I'm going to make it count.

[slobber]

fanning, have some dignity.

You and I both know I lost that a long time ago. All I have left in this world is to be a punchline and god dammit, I'm going to make it count.

Then stop telling me to go eff myself. 

[420seriouscat69]

fanning, have some dignity.

You and I both know I lost that a long time ago. All I have left in this world is to be a punchline and god dammit, I'm going to make it count.

Then stop telling me to go eff myself. 

Go eff yourself, dobs.

[dmartin]

I had an ex girlfriend who use to sit indian style and give me a hand job like she was carving pottery. You know what i'm talking about, the pottery that circles around and the potter person gives a massaging motion to frame the pot. Like that, guys.

The first time I read this I thought she was giving you a handjob while carving pottery. She seemed really multi-talented.