Author Topic: Weird things your wife/gf does (Read 11216 times)

Stupid Fitz · « **on:** March 04, 2010, 12:06:26 PM »

My wife watches all of the midget reality shows. Not sure why. Maybe because midgets in reality shows all seem to be successful as opposed to normal size people in reality shows who are all losers.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2010, 12:07:02 PM »

That is kind of disturbing

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2010, 12:08:56 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 04, 2010, 12:07:02 PM

That is kind of disturbing

To defend her, it seems that all TLC shows are about midgets for some reason. They should prob change the name to TMC.

mcmwcat · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2010, 12:32:13 PM »

watches the documentary investigative shows about murderers and rapists. prolly cuz when she was a kid her neighbor friend was raped and murdered.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2010, 12:35:41 PM »

Can't/won't say, wife is a member of the board.

_33 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2010, 12:41:18 PM »

Quote from: mcmwcat on March 04, 2010, 12:32:13 PM

watches the documentary investigative shows about murderers and rapists. prolly cuz when she was a kid her neighbor friend was raped and murdered.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2010, 01:09:19 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 04, 2010, 12:35:41 PM

Can't/won't say, wife is a member of the board.

AzCat · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2010, 01:15:57 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 04, 2010, 12:07:02 PM

That is kind of disturbing

There's nothing disturbing about midget porn.

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2010, 01:33:56 PM »

i watch the midget show about the couple where one is a doctor and the other midget owns his own company. not sure - maybe it's called The Little People? anyways, i rode the space shuttle (two words?) with them once and they were like, two peas in a proverbial pod. anyways, good times.

EllToPay · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2010, 01:55:51 PM »

Fiance always snacks on cheez-its after dinner.

Jeffy · « **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2010, 01:57:15 PM »

Roots for KU.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #11 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:05:08 PM »

Quote from: FP TC etc. on March 04, 2010, 01:09:19 PM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 04, 2010, 12:35:41 PM
Can't/won't say, wife is a member of the board.

CHONGS · « **Reply #12 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:26:18 PM »

Well, she's fascinated with Greenland. She enjoys teasing animals, ban-lon, and seeing people running for their lives. She loves throwing garbage out the window, yet she's extremely dainty.

Dirty Sanchez · « **Reply #13 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:32:54 PM »

Thinks our cable package is just two channels: hgtv and bravo.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:33:06 PM »

Gets mad when I get all paked up at pakers at least twice a week.

She is also not a huge fan of me posting on here all night.

Vegancat · « **Reply #15 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:35:06 PM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on March 04, 2010, 12:08:56 PM

Quote from: steve dave on March 04, 2010, 12:07:02 PM
That is kind of disturbing
To defend her, it seems that all TLC shows are about midgets for some reason. They should prob change the name to TMC.

TMC

'taterblast · « **Reply #16 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:40:16 PM »

doesn't exist?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #17 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:42:16 PM »

^ not surprised!

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #18 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:42:28 PM »

to be determined at a later date....

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #19 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:44:26 PM »

Will always watch the channels we have in HD, not in HD. (Record them in non HD too)

blackknight · « **Reply #20 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:53:18 PM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on March 04, 2010, 12:06:26 PM

My wife watches all of the midget reality shows. Not sure why. Maybe because midgets in reality shows all seem to be successful as opposed to normal size people in reality shows who are all losers.

Quote from: mcmwcat on March 04, 2010, 12:32:13 PM

watches the documentary investigative shows about murderers and rapists. prolly cuz when she was a kid her neighbor friend was raped and murdered.

watches both these and disney, plus the tlc show with the 200 kids that aren't allowed to watch tv

1/64th · « **Reply #21 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:57:43 PM »

Mine puts a letter "L" in the word both when she says it.....like "bolth."

Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.

steve dave · « **Reply #22 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:59:56 PM »

Quote from: 1/64th on March 04, 2010, 02:57:43 PM

Mine puts a letter "L" in the word both when she says it.....like "bolth."

Minnesotan?

CNS · « **Reply #23 on:** March 04, 2010, 03:01:12 PM »

Quote from: 1/64th on March 04, 2010, 02:57:43 PM

Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.

How does that even work? Skates?

1/64th · « **Reply #24 on:** March 04, 2010, 03:03:54 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on March 04, 2010, 03:01:12 PM

Quote from: 1/64th on March 04, 2010, 02:57:43 PM

Also, when she runs, both of her feet are never off the ground at the same time, yet she is deceptively fast.

How does that even work? Skates?

She's a Coloradoan...boulder area actually...so you know she's hott. Anyhoo, and I don't really know how she does it, it's like a really fast run/walk/scoot thing. Which is why her nickname was Scooter in college.