Daddy Jack is Home. Just in time for Christmas.

[4windshawg]

I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...

Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends.  I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW.  But I think good people like you all can kept this quite.  Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag.  Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man.  In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas.  The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone.  But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya.  I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at.  Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig.  Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back.  I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment.  Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called.  One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.  

This story can't be true.  If you had ever mumped a pig you would have never gone back to meat goats.  Pigs, after all, have more "junk in the trunk".  No way this is true.  I've been thinking about how Katdaddy has such a limited vocabulary and how, when he tells a story, it's eerily similar to other stories on here.  I've come to a conclusion.  Katdaddy is, well, "special".  He may even be one of Jerry's kids but, certainly, he's the short bus riding "Corky" of the Emaw crowd.  That's the only explanation I can come up with.

So you've ruled out the option that he could be one of PWJ's little bastards?   

Even 1 out of 110 of Daddy Jack's kids are susceptible to developing Autism. It's a shame though, with the proper treatment he probably would have learned a phrase or two other than pigfucker.

[pondwater jack]

Jimmy!  Hold it right there!  Now this I won't tolerate!  Clearly he has problems.  Does he ride the short bus? More than likely.  But You of all people making fun of little Corky.  I'm ashamed.  That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters.  It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.

Is he one of mine?  I don't know maybe.  I'm none to smart myself.  

J. Holly Blasingame,II

[4windshawg]

Bigots are hilarious!

I think these guy's are a bunch of porcupines...

If they had as many dicks sticking out of them as they had stuck in them they would look like porcupines anyway...

[deputy dawg]

Bigots are hilarious!

I think these guy's are a bunch of porcupines...

If they had as many dicks sticking out of them as they had stuck in them they would look like porcupines anyway...

Smack talk from Arkansas.....pretty cool, considering it's the capitol of male anonymous sex in the country.

[4windshawg]

Bigots are hilarious!

I think these guy's are a bunch of porcupines...

If they had as many dicks sticking out of them as they had stuck in them they would look like porcupines anyway...

Smack talk from Arkansas.....pretty cool, considering it's the capitol of male anonymous sex in the country.

Good to see you're not just hanging around Kansas banging you'r friends repeatedly. A porcupine should travel. Hope you enjoyed the Large Arkansas johnny's while you were down...

[Winters]

I think this pondwater jack guy should stay off the internet and just worry about his reruns of M*A*S*H*

[Winters]

weird thread, fwiw.

[4windshawg]

weird thread, fwiw.

Glad to know some of you are normal... Now I suggest you run from the guys who have taken advantage of you. Go find a safe place. We will keep those perverts off of you now son...

[Katpappy]

I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...

Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends.  I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW.  But I think good people like you all can kept this quite.  Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag.  Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man.  In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas.  The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone.  But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya.  I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at.  Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig.  Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back.  I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment.  Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called.  One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.  

This story can't be true.  If you had ever mumped a pig you would have never gone back to meat goats.  Pigs, after all, have more "junk in the trunk".  No way this is true.  I've been thinking about how Katdaddy has such a limited vocabulary and how, when he tells a story, it's eerily similar to other stories on here.  I've come to a conclusion.  Katdaddy is, well, "special".  He may even be one of Jerry's kids but, certainly, he's the short bus riding "Corky" of the Emaw crowd.  That's the only explanation I can come up with.

So you've ruled out the option that he could be one of PWJ's little bastards?   

I know one thing that might surprize you all.  The brief time I spent in Arr-Kansas, I think one or two of you could be the result of the pigfuckin I got caught up in.  Like I said before, I was young back then and didn't know what the result of my actions could cause.  Do any of you have a right nut that is larger than a pair on most men and the ball sack pulls you to the right even when trying with all your strenght to walk straight.  If so, ask your moma if a young crazed man from the hills of kansas talked sweet and offered her some pig sooie for a night of pleasure.  You may be one of my bastards.  Please don't cry when you see how handsome your daddy is.   
P.S.  there is a reason they call me Katdaddy around here.

[MadCat]

weird thread, fwiw.

Now I suggest you run from the guys who have taken advantage of you. Go find a safe place. We will keep those perverts off you you now son...

Are you referring to the OP?

[4windshawg]

I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...

Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends.  I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW.  But I think good people like you all can kept this quite.  Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag.  Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man.  In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas.  The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone.  But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya.  I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at.  Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig.  Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back.  I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment.  Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called.  One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.  

This story can't be true.  If you had ever mumped a pig you would have never gone back to meat goats.  Pigs, after all, have more "junk in the trunk".  No way this is true.  I've been thinking about how Katdaddy has such a limited vocabulary and how, when he tells a story, it's eerily similar to other stories on here.  I've come to a conclusion.  Katdaddy is, well, "special".  He may even be one of Jerry's kids but, certainly, he's the short bus riding "Corky" of the Emaw crowd.  That's the only explanation I can come up with.

So you've ruled out the option that he could be one of PWJ's little bastards?   

I know one thing that might surprize you all.  The brief time I spent in Arr-Kansas, I think one or two of you could be the result of the pigfuckin I got caught up in.  Like I said before, I was young back then and didn't know what the result of my actions could cause.  Do any of you have a right nut that is larger than a pair on most men and the ball sack pulls you to the right even when trying with all your strenght to walk straight.  If so, ask your moma if a young crazed man from the hills of kansas talked sweet and offered her some pig sooie for a night of pleasure.  You may be one of my bastards.  Please don't cry when you see how handsome your daddy is.   
P.S.  there is a reason they call me Katdaddy around here.

 You're definitely a son of Jackson Holly Blasingame, III; and as such you should be aware that when you came to Arkansas you left a few inbred bastards of you'r own. It would be irresponsible of you to mate with any more Arkansas women, and that's not even taking you'r mental health issues into consideration. I hope that you can forgive daddy for having relations with your mother. Especially given that she may very well be an animal. Jack's not perfect. Heck! None of us ever claimed he was. You just need to relax now brother. We have resources available to clear up your cleft pallet, but full recovery is out of the question for your mental aptitude. However, we may can teach you to quit sitting on your right testicle thereby allowing it to return to it's regular size; but being a son of Jack you will find that regular size is still twice as big as a 67 yr old heart patient. I thought you might like to see some pictures of your kids. I hope they cheer you up...

 You'r Bro
4windshawg

[Dugout DickStone]

Jimmy!  Hold it right there!  Now this I won't tolerate!  Clearly he has problems.  Does he ride the short bus? More than likely.  But You of all people making fun of little Corky.  I'm ashamed.  That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters.  It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.

Is he one of mine?  I don't know maybe.  I'm none to smart myself.  

J. Holly Blasingame,II

short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold.  This guy has a fastball.

[JIMMY]

Jimmy!  Hold it right there!  Now this I won't tolerate!  Clearly he has problems.  Does he ride the short bus? More than likely.  But You of all people making fun of little Corky.  I'm ashamed.  That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters.  It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.

Is he one of mine?  I don't know maybe.  I'm none to smart myself.  

J. Holly Blasingame,II

If I offended any of Jerry's kids or Corky, I apologize.  Is that good enough Jack?

[4windshawg]

Jimmy!  Hold it right there!  Now this I won't tolerate!  Clearly he has problems.  Does he ride the short bus? More than likely.  But You of all people making fun of little Corky.  I'm ashamed.  That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters.  It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.

Is he one of mine?  I don't know maybe.  I'm none to smart myself.  

J. Holly Blasingame,II

If I offended any of Jerry's kids or Corky, I apologize.  Is that good enough Jack?

 Corky this guy is not... This guy inherited Jack's daddy's temper just like OTR... Unfortunately it comes off slightly humorous due to the cleft lip and crazy way he keeps yelling pigfucker at people. Does he deserve our pity? Yes... Does he need help? Yes... Should you get within biting distance? Hell no!

[Katpappy]

Jimmy!  Hold it right there!  Now this I won't tolerate!  Clearly he has problems.  Does he ride the short bus? More than likely.  But You of all people making fun of little Corky.  I'm ashamed.  That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters.  It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.

Is he one of mine?  I don't know maybe.  I'm none to smart myself.  

J. Holly Blasingame,II

short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold.  This guy has a fastball.

Be careful Mr. Stone; PWJ claims to have large ones.  May be the size of some of his childern's heads. 

[Sprig]

Jimmy!  Hold it right there!  Now this I won't tolerate!  Clearly he has problems.  Does he ride the short bus? More than likely.  But You of all people making fun of little Corky.  I'm ashamed.  That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters.  It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.

Is he one of mine?  I don't know maybe.  I'm none to smart myself.  

J. Holly Blasingame,II

short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold.  This guy has a fastball.

Be careful Mr. Stone; PWJ claims to have large ones.  May be the size of some of his childern's heads. 

Big ones fer sure.  My daddy, HF_Mudd (who is a member of Team Blasingame) who'll be joining this thread in a week or so after he gets out, told me that when he was audishnin for the team, that he took his famous dna stained baseball bat to Jack's knees to demonstrate his technik for keepin folks in line, and dam near nutted him.  Little did he know of PWJ's legendary hangage.  True story I shite you not.

[Katpappy]

Jimmy!  Hold it right there!  Now this I won't tolerate!  Clearly he has problems.  Does he ride the short bus? More than likely.  But You of all people making fun of little Corky.  I'm ashamed.  That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters.  It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.

Is he one of mine?  I don't know maybe.  I'm none to smart myself.  

J. Holly Blasingame,II

short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold.  This guy has a fastball.

Be careful Mr. Stone; PWJ claims to have large ones.  May be the size of some of his childern's heads. 

Big ones fer sure.  My daddy, HF_Mudd (who is a member of Team Blasingame) who'll be joining this thread in a week or so after he gets out, told me that when he was audishnin for the team, that he took his famous dna stained baseball bat to Jack's knees to demonstrate his technik for keepin folks in line, and dam near nutted him.  Little did he know of PWJ's legendary hangage.  True story I shite you not.

[4windshawg]

Jimmy!  Hold it right there!  Now this I won't tolerate!  Clearly he has problems.  Does he ride the short bus? More than likely.  But You of all people making fun of little Corky.  I'm ashamed.  That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters.  It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.

Is he one of mine?  I don't know maybe.  I'm none to smart myself.  

J. Holly Blasingame,II

short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold.  This guy has a fastball.

Be careful Mr. Stone; PWJ claims to have large ones.  May be the size of some of his childern's heads. 

Big ones fer sure.  My daddy, HF_Mudd (who is a member of Team Blasingame) who'll be joining this thread in a week or so after he gets out, told me that when he was audishnin for the team, that he took his famous dna stained baseball bat to Jack's knees to demonstrate his technik for keepin folks in line, and dam near nutted him.  Little did he know of PWJ's legendary hangage.  True story I shite you not.

You Kansas needle-dicks need to "r u n n o f t" if Ol' Muddy shows up..!  That's 4 realz...

[Katpappy]

Jimmy!  Hold it right there!  Now this I won't tolerate!  Clearly he has problems.  Does he ride the short bus? More than likely.  But You of all people making fun of little Corky.  I'm ashamed.  That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters.  It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.

Is he one of mine?  I don't know maybe.  I'm none to smart myself.  

J. Holly Blasingame,II

short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold.  This guy has a fastball.

Be careful Mr. Stone; PWJ claims to have large ones.  May be the size of some of his childern's heads. 

Big ones fer sure.  My daddy, HF_Mudd (who is a member of Team Blasingame) who'll be joining this thread in a week or so after he gets out, told me that when he was audishnin for the team, that he took his famous dna stained baseball bat to Jack's knees to demonstrate his technik for keepin folks in line, and dam near nutted him.  Little did he know of PWJ's legendary hangage.  True story I shite you not.

You know, my nut just grew out of manhood.  But I'm scared that PWJ nuts swelled up from dubious characters such as your daddy, and who knows what he may have done with all those menfolk in the pen.

[idontgiveAdam_713]

Katdaddy could be on the real housewifes emaw.  He is such a Diva.

[4windshawg]

Katdaddy could be on the real housewifes emaw.  He is such a Diva.

There you go again.. Man fellas even i'm scared to see what this outfit would look like if Adam were running the show..

[idontgiveAdam_713]

Katdaddy could be on the real housewifes emaw.  He is such a Diva.

There you go again.. Man fellas even i'm scared to see what this outfit would look like if Adam were running the show..

don't go talking like that, they will get the wrong idea.....these meat goat divas will try to get me to stay and run meat goat pagenats for them.

[4windshawg]

weird thread, fwiw.

Now I suggest you run from the guys who have taken advantage of you. Go find a safe place. We will keep those perverts off you you now son...

Are you referring to the OP?

 Nice try, but I'm quite certain that you were the most named suspect when victims were questioned. I hope God has mercy on your soul, because none of us will once the truth comes out about you and you'r lust for boy flesh. You also need to quit having your chicken boys PM'ing Jimmy. He can't handle their stories of your Caligula guppy training program. He's country, but he isn't made of stone. It breaks his heart when kids suffer.

[4windshawg]

Katdaddy could be on the real housewifes emaw.  He is such a Diva.

There you go again.. Man fellas even i'm scared to see what this outfit would look like if Adam were running the show..

don't go talking like that, they will get the wrong idea.....these meat goat divas will try to get me to stay and run meat goat pagenats for them.

It's obvious they are not listening to Daddy Jack when he isn't here. Maybe someone like you should be like a 2nd in command for those times when Jack can't be around to dish out justice with wisdom. It's pretty evident the monkeys have been running the zoo around here... I know OTR usually handles these matters, but he's not here either.. I think Odell escaped his night pen again.

[Ira Hayes]

I keep checking this thread expecting some entertainment and it keeps letting me down. 

Do y'all own a kettle?  You're starting to remind me of those lunatics up north.

Jack keeps posting all these country songs and he couldn't come up with this one?   

You're welcome, Jack.

C'mon boys.  Pick it up a little.