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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: pondwater jack on December 06, 2011, 08:16:23 PM
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I am 55 year old and not to computer savy. afore ever game i go and find a place to talk to ofhter fans of the shool we will play. Here i am!!
Lived about everwhere...
been called about everthing including cureses. :excited: (that was the only one that was laugin)haha.
anyway I spent most of my life in the South. louiseiana, Arkanas, Mississisipi. I did briefly live in your area for about a month in my 20's but one day I decided to move.
Pondwater Jack (workin at a katfish farm in the Delta)
Ole Pondwater (same as above)
Blackwater Jack (sewage treatment in Nitta Yuma)
Saltwater Jack (workin on the coast
Peanut Butter (off limits - don't ask)
Old Romance (Memphis)
One-eyed Jacks (got two eyes, used to play cards a lot)
Silky Jack Blasingame (VFW dances)
Old Jacks, Old Jack
Uncle Scratch, Uncle Jack
Manhattan Jack
Pool Cue
Anyway, i am lookin forward to a great game and great competion! I think my hogs will win but we'll see.
Jack Blasingame, II
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Hey, Jack! Still sucking dick behind the 7-11 and Wal-Mart?
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I am 55 year old and not to computer savy. afore ever game i go and find a place to talk to ofhter fans of the shool we will play. Here i am!!
Lived about everwhere...
been called about everthing including cureses. :excited: (that was the only one that was laugin)haha.
anyway I spent most of my life in the South. louiseiana, Arkanas, Mississisipi. I did briefly live in your area for about a month in my 20's but one day I decided to move.
Pondwater Jack (workin at a katfish farm in the Delta)
Ole Pondwater (same as above)
Blackwater Jack (sewage treatment in Nitta Yuma)
Saltwater Jack (workin on the coast
Peanut Butter (off limits - don't ask)
Old Romance (Memphis)
One-eyed Jacks (got two eyes, used to play cards a lot)
Silky Jack Blasingame (VFW dances)
Old Jacks, Old Jack
Uncle Scratch, Uncle Jack
Manhattan Jack
Pool Cue
Anyway, i am lookin forward to a great game and great competion! I think my hogs will win but we'll see.
Jack Blasingame, II
Welcome to the board, pigfucker sock. :party:
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Jack, you aint no southerner. I'm a Tennesseen who's spent time in some rednecky places. I'm talking GEORGIA and MISSOURI!
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Jack, how about a new nickname from your goEMAW pals?
For some reason, I can see you as Strudel McGee....thoughts?
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I am 55 year old and not to computer savy. afore ever game i go and find a place to talk to ofhter fans of the shool we will play. Here i am!!
Lived about everwhere...
been called about everthing including cureses. :excited: (that was the only one that was laugin)haha.
anyway I spent most of my life in the South. louiseiana, Arkanas, Mississisipi. I did briefly live in your area for about a month in my 20's but one day I decided to move.
Pondwater Jack (workin at a katfish farm in the Delta)
Ole Pondwater (same as above)
Blackwater Jack (sewage treatment in Nitta Yuma)
Saltwater Jack (workin on the coast
Peanut Butter (off limits - don't ask)
Old Romance (Memphis)
One-eyed Jacks (got two eyes, used to play cards a lot)
Silky Jack Blasingame (VFW dances)
Old Jacks, Old Jack
Uncle Scratch, Uncle Jack
Manhattan Jack
Pool Cue
Anyway, i am lookin forward to a great game and great competion! I think my hogs will win but we'll see.
Jack Blasingame, II
Welcome to the board, pigfucker sock. :party:
thank you. I actually have been a fan of you jayhawks for a while! You got a good basketball team ever year. Wanted to konw if you got any footballers. Seems that you do! Good record.
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Jack, you aint no southerner. I'm a Tennesseen who's spent time in some rednecky places. I'm talking GEORGIA and MISSOURI!
Actally the Blasingame family, some of them came from Georgia, I got a great grandaddy there. Fought in the war of Northern Agression.
What part of Tennesse?
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PWJ, good to see you.
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Jack, how about a new nickname from your goEMAW pals?
For some reason, I can see you as Strudel McGee....thoughts?
I been called aobut everthing over the years. Including a dirty SOB. Back in my twenty's I worked in an around Manhattan. Don't rememer much about it. I drank too much back then. Never did drugs. I'm pretty calm now.
Jack
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Jack, you aint no southerner. I'm a Tennesseen who's spent time in some rednecky places. I'm talking GEORGIA and MISSOURI!
Actally the Blasingame family, some of them came from Georgia, I got a great grandaddy there. Fought in the war of Northern Agression.
What part of Tennesse?
Greeneville, Northeastern tip of that state. I thank the Lord I was not inclined to travel east and mine for coal or become a Mountaineer fan.
Although I must warn you, I have Northern loyalties. Lincolnites the lot of my family. Irish and English who loved to live in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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Jack, how about a new nickname from your goEMAW pals?
For some reason, I can see you as Strudel McGee....thoughts?
I been called aobut everthing over the years. Including a dirty SOB. Back in my twenty's I worked in an around Manhattan. Don't rememer much about it. I drank too much back then. Never did drugs. I'm pretty calm now.
Jack
Sounds like its settled then! Mods, can you please change Jack's name to Strudel McGee?
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PWJ, good to see you.
Hi Adam. A familiar face. Good to see. Who do you think will win the cotton bowl?
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Jack, how about a new nickname from your goEMAW pals?
For some reason, I can see you as Strudel McGee....thoughts?
Sounds like its settled then! Mods, can you please change Jack's name to Strudel McGee?
are you a doctor? I see your picture. there. I think I'll keep my name.
but thanks
PWJ
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PWJ, good to see you.
Hi Adam. A familiar face. Good to see. Who do you think will win the cotton bowl?
I think we skull eff the cats, in both eye sockets, but you know how I am with farm animals PWJ.
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PWJ, good to see you.
Hi Adam. A familiar face. Good to see. Who do you think will win the cotton bowl?
I think we skull eff the cats, in both eye sockets, but you know how I am with farm animals PWJ.
Holy cow Adam! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth! remember that we represent our state and team.
Adam is high strung. Please excuse us.
PWJ
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PWJ, good to see you.
Hi Adam. A familiar face. Good to see. Who do you think will win the cotton bowl?
I think we skull eff the cats, in both eye sockets, but you know how I am with farm animals PWJ.
Holy cow Adam! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth! remember that we represent our state and team.
Adam is high strung. Please excuse us.
PWJ
I love you.
:love:
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PWJ, good to see you.
Hi Adam. A familiar face. Good to see. Who do you think will win the cotton bowl?
I think we skull eff the cats, in both eye sockets, but you know how I am with farm animals PWJ.
Holy cow Adam! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth! remember that we represent our state and team.
Adam is high strung. Please excuse us.
PWJ
Sorry PWJ, You know I get fired up when I drink.
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I like "Pennsylvania Covered Bridge Kevin" for his name.
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PWJ, good to see you.
Hi Adam. A familiar face. Good to see. Who do you think will win the cotton bowl?
I think we skull eff the cats, in both eye sockets, but you know how I am with farm animals PWJ.
Holy cow Adam! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth! remember that we represent our state and team.
Adam is high strung. Please excuse us.
PWJ
I love you.
:love:
How particular are you on sex?
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I like "Pennsylvania Covered Bridge Kevin" for his name.
Is it common practice to drop babies on their heads at KSU or is that just a Jayhawk thing?
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Backwoods Pond-Skimmer Carlos
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I like "Pennsylvania Covered Bridge Kevin" for his name.
Klienstone. That sounds really smart there. I never went to college. You must be the law here.
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I like "Pennsylvania Covered Bridge Kevin" for his name.
Is it common practice to drop babies on their heads at KSU or is that just a Jayhawk thing?
Is it common practice to post unoriginal crap in arky?
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I like "Pennsylvania Covered Bridge Kevin" for his name.
Is it common practice to drop babies on their heads at KSU or is that just a Jayhawk thing?
Adam you jackass! KSU is the Jayhawks. I apologise for Adam agin. He is not good in sports trivia and appears to be drunk right now.
PWJ
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I like "Pennsylvania Covered Bridge Kevin" for his name.
Is it common practice to drop babies on their heads at KSU or is that just a Jayhawk thing?
Adam you jackass! KSU is the Jayhawks. I apologise for Adam agin. He is not good in sports trivia and appears to be drunk right now.
PWJ
Sorry PWJ, up until a few days ago I wasn't aware they had institutions of higher education in Kansas besides the KSU.
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Wow!! Finally a true superstar posts here. Jack Blacksingame!!! Welcome, friend! :love:
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I like "Pennsylvania Covered Bridge Kevin" for his name.
Is it common practice to drop babies on their heads at KSU or is that just a Jayhawk thing?
Adam you jackass! KSU is the Jayhawks. I apologise for Adam agin. He is not good in sports trivia and appears to be drunk right now.
PWJ
Sorry PWJ, up until a few days ago I wasn't aware they had institutions of higher education in Kansas besides the KSU.
No dammit! I'm sorry. You had it. Kansas is the Jayhacks and the Wildcats is KSU. I get tired this time of night.
PWJ
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Jack, you've been in here for thirty minutes now and nobody has even asked you to pull up a chair. It must take Kansas folks a little while to warm up to visitors.
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Wow!! Finally a true superstar posts here. Jack Blacksingame!!! Welcome, friend! :love:
Thank you TBL. Do i nknow you from Tiger droppins or Nafoon?
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Wow!! Finally a true superstar posts here. Jack Blacksingame!!! Welcome, friend! :love:
Not even close to PWJ. Too clean.
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Jack, you've been in here for thirty minutes now and nobody has even asked you to pull up a chair. It must take Kansas folks a little while to warm up to visitors.
They had to take care of the animals. It's milking time.
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Jack, you've been in here for thirty minutes now and nobody has even asked you to pull up a chair. It must take Kansas folks a little while to warm up to visitors.
No, I speck that folks is Kansas isjust like anywhere elst though. Probly wary of stragners. TBL seems nice.
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sure is cold here tonight. I'll bet we are gonna get a freeze.
PWJ
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Jack, you've been in here for thirty minutes now and nobody has even asked you to pull up a chair. It must take Kansas folks a little while to warm up to visitors.
No, I speck that folks is Kansas isjust like anywhere elst though. Probly wary of stragners. TBL seems nice.
Well, that Keithstone seemed a little formal. I think you were right, he's probably in charge of something.
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Jack, you've been in here for thirty minutes now and nobody has even asked you to pull up a chair. It must take Kansas folks a little while to warm up to visitors.
No, I speck that folks is Kansas isjust like anywhere elst though. Probly wary of stragners. TBL seems nice.
Well, that Keithstone seemed a little formal. I think you were right, he's probably in charge of something.
Keithstone is a Boss. with a capital B. Jimmy that is the law here. we'll all march as he says or pay a price.
What does emaw mean.
BTW. I see that I have some spelling errors up there. I ain't got an elf. That is supposed to say SELF.
Jack Blasingame, II
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well nothin but crickets here now. These guys seem like goon natured fun!
I think I may set up camp and make this place my home.
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well nothin but crickets here now. These guys seem like goon natured fun!
I think I may set up camp and make this place my home.
Just make sure you zip up your tent Jack, sounds like some of these boys like to play in the gay way.
From a KU poster:
"I'm kind of the onetime fucktard nancyboy who got kidnapped by the pirates and ass-raped enough that I became one of them. Ahoy, matey! Welcome aboard and go eff yourself."
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Yeah, don't drink the water Jack.
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You know, you travel these boards and you meet all kinds. I seen men talk about layin with other men cause they liked it ...(Tom "Chickenhawk" Cavendish) and I seen men admit to sleepin with other men for $. No other choice. Take .....LEE COUNTY TIGER....From Tigerdroppings.com. He had to catch another mans seed in his mouth all to make money to buy a can of campbells soup.
Would it suprise me to see it here. no. I been all over. Lived in Kansas for a while. Way back when. Left there in a hurry in the middle of the night one night. I am gone but not forfotten. I ain't to proud of them days. I feel like I might have started this whole thing in a way.
Jack Blasingame, II
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:clac:
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Jack, you aint no southerner. I'm a Tennesseen who's spent time in some rednecky places. I'm talking GEORGIA and MISSOURI!
That ain't crap. Sowf Awkansaw and Lew Eazy Anna. It don't get no mo rednecky.
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I don't know about this place, Jack. They seem a bit scare. And that kkk hooded thing I've seen here kinda gives me the creeps. I hate racists.
I'll give them about one more day then they can go eff themselves. I hate racists.
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You know, you travel these boards and you meet all kinds. I seen men talk about layin with other men cause they liked it ...(Tom "Chickenhawk" Cavendish) and I seen men admit to sleepin with other men for $. No other choice. Take .....LEE COUNTY TIGER....From Tigerdroppings.com. He had to catch another mans seed in his mouth all to make money to buy a can of campbells soup.
Would it suprise me to see it here. no. I been all over. Lived in Kansas for a while. Way back when. Left there in a hurry in the middle of the night one night. I am gone but not forfotten. I ain't to proud of them days. I feel like I might have started this whole thing in a way.
Jack Blasingame, II
Don't go beatin' yourself up over youthful indiscretions Jack. What's done is done. You can't go back there.
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Jack, you aint no southerner. I'm a Tennesseen who's spent time in some rednecky places. I'm talking GEORGIA and MISSOURI!
That ain't crap. Sowf Awkansaw and Lew Eazy Anna. It don't get no mo rednecky.
Ralphieboy is right. I hate to say it becasue he appears to spell worst than me. I worked shrimp boats and fished with cajuns. I got took in to their culter for a while. Fished and hunted with em, drank with em, went to church with em, ate with em, courted their daughters and wives, fought with em, doged thier bullets, ran from them...afoot and them with airboats and dogs. so there out there a bit.
Jack Blasingame, II
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I don't know about this place, Jack. They seem a bit scare. And that kkk hooded thing I've seen here kinda gives me the creeps. I hate racists.
I'll give them about one more day then they can go eff themselves. I hate racists.
It looks like the clan is alive and well in Manhattan Kansas.
You know a song I always liked was that Witchita Lineman by Arkanas own Glen Campbell.
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You know, you travel these boards and you meet all kinds. I seen men talk about layin with other men cause they liked it ...(Tom "Chickenhawk" Cavendish) and I seen men admit to sleepin with other men for $. No other choice. Take .....LEE COUNTY TIGER....From Tigerdroppings.com. He had to catch another mans seed in his mouth all to make money to buy a can of campbells soup.
Would it suprise me to see it here. no. I been all over. Lived in Kansas for a while. Way back when. Left there in a hurry in the middle of the night one night. I am gone but not forfotten. I ain't to proud of them days. I feel like I might have started this whole thing in a way.
Jack Blasingame, II
Don't go beatin' yourself up over youthful indiscretions Jack. What's done is done. You can't go back there.
I know. I just cain't let it go. I'm afeared of what I left behind me. I was young and stupit. Some days i wish i could go back 30 years.
PWJ
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Jack, Adam, & Jimmy,
Nice to see you boys. The natives seem kind of quite here though.
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Jack, Adam, & Jimmy,
Nice to see you boys. The natives seem kind of quite here though.
It's goat or sheep rough ridin' time. I can't remember if they are on central or mountain.
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Pondwater Jack, what is your opinion on the McRibb?
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They way they took that preacher apart....I was kinda nervous after readin that. But really he started it. Feignin good will. You know he hopes they burn forever in the fire that burns but does NOT consume.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
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Pondwater Jack, what is your opinion on the McRibb?
Never had one. Cain't afford it. I am between jobs right now.
What is that thing in your picture? a fish?
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
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This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
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This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?
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This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
Adam I think I can answer for all the K-State fans when I say, no offence taken.
Jack Blasingame, II
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This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?
does it really matter?
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This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?
does it really matter?
Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?
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:zzz:
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This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?
does it really matter?
Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?
I meant IDENTIFIES AS not PRETENDS. That was unintentionally insensitive.
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:zzz:
WAKE UP YANKEE!
these guys are not so bad. Why another hour with Jack Blasingame and they'll be eatin out of my hand.....
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This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?
does it really matter?
I meant IDENTIFIES AS not PRETENDS. That was unintentionally insensitive.
Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?
I imagine this comes up alot in you guys neck of the woods so I will defer to a more educated poster than myself. But for my opinion I am going to have to go with intent, and depends on if you see the anatomy.
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yankee :lol:
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yankee :lol:
I will say you guys have alot better emitocons than us. I like this one, :opcat: .
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This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?
does it really matter?
I meant IDENTIFIES AS not PRETENDS. That was unintentionally insensitive.
Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?
I imagine this comes up alot in you guys neck of the woods so I will defer to a more educated poster than myself. I am going to have to go with intent, and depends on if you see the anatomy.
ADAM! YOU SHUT UP! Have you ever had a tranny wagglin his thing in your face? NO! Well, for the punisher it's old hat! You know your things about chasin down college girls and he knows about tranny's. I think you make our fan base look stupid when you talk about thing you don't know nothin about.
the Punisher is the authority on trannys and sex with them. Go ahead sir and I apologise! we are not all like that. And just so you know I always thought that song "I think I'm dancin with a man" was insensitive. Some people go that way. This is 2011.
Jack Blasingame,II
Ambassider
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yankee :lol:
:)
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yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.
I think I may stay here.
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So seriously how many of you live on a farm? Can I see a show of hands?
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yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.
I think I may stay here.
if you like it here why not?
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So seriously how many of you live on a farm? Can I see a show of hands?
I raise emu.
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This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?
does it really matter?
Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?
That is a really good question. A question that could keep some people up at night. First, by "banging" are you talking about just putting the tip in, all experimental like, or are you talking about shoving his/her/its kidneys around?
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This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?
does it really matter?
Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?
That is a really good question. A question that could keep some people up at night. First, by "banging" are you talking about just putting the tip in, all experimental like, or are you talking about shoving his/her/its kidneys around?
well depending on the stage of "transformation" I don't know how much you can really push the kidneys around.
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yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.
I think I may stay here.
if you like it here why not?
I will stay here but well have to make a few changes. I'm afraid that wouldn't be negoshiable.
Jack Blasingame, II
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the hur hur gay jokes are stupid though. pretty boring.
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yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.
I think I may stay here.
if you like it here why not?
I will stay here but well have to make a few changes. I'm afraid that wouldn't be negoshiable.
Jack Blasingame, II
such as?
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yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.
I think I may stay here.
if you like it here why not?
I will stay here but well have to make a few changes. I'm afraid that wouldn't be negoshiable.
Jack Blasingame, II
such as?
well for starters, I want Skinny Benny thrown the hell off of here immediately. Second, I want to be a Boss. Highest level.
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Third, when I came through Manhattan Kansas about 30-35 years ago, I left a litter of bastards from Manhattan Kansas to Witchita. I think that it is reasonable to consume that I am probably the daddy that many of you never new. So I would like to be called "Daddy" by most everone here.
Let's start there. I have more but for now that might content me.
Daddy
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yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.
I think I may stay here.
if you like it here why not?
I will stay here but well have to make a few changes. I'm afraid that wouldn't be negoshiable.
Jack Blasingame, II
such as?
well for starters, I want Skinny Benny thrown the hell off of here immediately. Second, I want to be a Boss. Highest level.
I would love to boot skinny benny, but alas we don't ban people for being kstatefanners.
you are now a Boss. Highest Level.
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Third, when I came through Manhattan Kansas about 30-35 years ago, I left a litter of bastards from Manhattan Kansas to Witchita. I think that it is reasonable to consume that I am probably the daddy that many of you never new. So I would like to be called "Daddy" by most everone here.
Let's start there. I have more but for now that might content me.
Daddy
you owe me some money then [redacted].
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Let me quanify Boss. When I say I want power, I want mind-numbing God-like power and a button where at my whimsy, any one of you could be gone. The board would have to be renamed as well. I haven't decided what. I'll let you know.
Daddy
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Now that movie. High Plains Drifter. You know it? I want for Punitrators avatar to be the midget Mordicia. and I want to know what his current picture is. Well I would be knowing is it a fish or a mans tallywhacker.
Daddy.
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Now that movie. High Plains Drifter. You know it? I want for Punitrators avatar to be the midget Mordicia. and I want to know what his current picture is. Well I would be knowing is it a fish or a mans tallywhacker.
Daddy.
Jack,
you might be hitting to close to home on this one.
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The thing is, I don't think any one has ever heard of you outside of our local creepy old man TBL. I mean you seem nice enough, and funny in a 3pm drunkard sort of way, but not enough yet. sorry :dunno:
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Now that movie. High Plains Drifter. You know it? I want for Punitrators avatar to be the midget Mordicia. and I want to know what his current picture is. Well I would be knowing is it a fish or a mans tallywhacker.
Daddy.
i think its a baby rodent of some sort.
i like high plains drifter. good music.
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Now that movie. High Plains Drifter. You know it? I want for Punitrators avatar to be the midget Mordicia. and I want to know what his current picture is. Well I would be knowing is it a fish or a mans tallywhacker.
Daddy.
Jack,
you might be hitting to close to home on this one.
Listen Adam, these might very well be the children I left behind all those years ago. The Blasingame Musk. I didn't know about it then. But Kansas was where I learnt it.
My calling card was the Bastard Child.
Kansas men are great farmers but horrible in bed accoring to thier wives. I sired many a son when I was there. And am willing to do more.
Aunts, moms. There daddy's would be plwoing the field and I'd be sowing at home after working up a sweat all day tendin yard.
Ranch houses mostly. But I did make a drag through the middle of town.
Matlock is about to come on. I'll gotta get me a drink.
Daddy
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The thing is, I don't think any one has ever heard of you outside of our local creepy old man TBL. I mean you seem nice enough, and funny in a 3pm drunkard sort of way, but not enough yet. sorry :dunno:
not enough for what?! to change an avatar. Son I am very disappointed in you. I had hoped for so much more. Now that movie. High Plains Drifter. You know it? I want for Punitrators avatar to be the midget Mordicia. and I want to know what his current picture is. Well I would be knowing is it a fish or a mans tallywhacker.
Daddy.
i like high plains drifter. good music.
Did you like the score from Two Mules for Sister Sarah? That and the music from Josey Wales. MMMMM. Can those be bought.
Love, Dad
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The thing is, I don't think any one has ever heard of you outside of our local creepy old man TBL. I mean you seem nice enough, and funny in a 3pm drunkard sort of way, but not enough yet. sorry :dunno:
not enough for what?! to change an avatar. Son I am very disappointed in you. I had hoped for so much more. Now that movie. High Plains Drifter. You know it? I want for Punitrators avatar to be the midget Mordicia. and I want to know what his current picture is. Well I would be knowing is it a fish or a mans tallywhacker.
Daddy.
i like high plains drifter. good music.
Did you like the score from Two Mules for Sister Sarah? That and the music from Josey Wales. MMMMM. Can those be bought.
Love, Dad
Jack is two mules for sister sarah a stag film?
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So seriously how many of you live on a farm? Can I see a show of hands?
Yeah buddy, you got a problem with that? And here is my tractor.
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The thing is, I don't think any one has ever heard of you outside of our local creepy old man TBL. I mean you seem nice enough, and funny in a 3pm drunkard sort of way, but not enough yet. sorry :dunno:
not enough for what?! to change an avatar. Son I am very disappointed in you. I had hoped for so much more. Now that movie. High Plains Drifter. You know it? I want for Punitrators avatar to be the midget Mordicia. and I want to know what his current picture is. Well I would be knowing is it a fish or a mans tallywhacker.
Daddy.
i like high plains drifter. good music.
Did you like the score from Two Mules for Sister Sarah? That and the music from Josey Wales. MMMMM. Can those be bought.
Love, Dad
Jack is two mules for sister sarah a stag film?
NoNONO! Only one of the greatest westerns ever made.
As a condition of me stayin on here. I'd like one of your little bastard children of mine to find a link to explain this classic Eastwood film to my friend Adam.
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Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
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Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
good night son, sleep tight.
Daddy
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Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
good night son, sleep tight.
Daddy
good to see your making up for lost time Jack.
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Also...this might seem trival but i'd like Adam referred to as Sir Adam.
Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
good night son, sleep tight.
Daddy
good to see your making up for lost time Jack.
You jsut feel like you need to do something. All those Christmases. What a waste.
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The thing is, I don't think any one has ever heard of you outside of our local creepy old man TBL. I mean you seem nice enough, and funny in a 3pm drunkard sort of way, but not enough yet. sorry :dunno:
not enough for what?! to change an avatar. Son I am very disappointed in you. I had hoped for so much more. Now that movie. High Plains Drifter. You know it? I want for Punitrators avatar to be the midget Mordicia. and I want to know what his current picture is. Well I would be knowing is it a fish or a mans tallywhacker.
Daddy.
i like high plains drifter. good music.
Did you like the score from Two Mules for Sister Sarah? That and the music from Josey Wales. MMMMM. Can those be bought.
Love, Dad
Jack is two mules for sister sarah a stag film?
NoNONO! Only one of the greatest westerns ever made.
As a condition of me stayin on here. I'd like one of your little bastard children of mine to find a link to explain this classic Eastwood film to my friend Adam.
So it isnt a video version of the donkey show you told me about when you were talking about your times in Kansas Jack? I really thought you were going down that road.
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Also...this might seem trival but i'd like Adam referred to as Sir Adam.
Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
good night son, sleep tight.
Daddy
good to see your making up for lost time Jack.
You jsut feel like you need to do something. All those Christmases. What a waste.
You did what you had to do Jack. It's a long way to the top when you are on the road.
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Also...this might seem trival but i'd like Adam referred to as Sir Adam.
Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
good night son, sleep tight.
Daddy
good to see your making up for lost time Jack.
You jsut feel like you need to do something. All those Christmases. What a waste.
If you're only 55, then you didn't have pubes when I was born. You may be responsible for one or two of the youngsters around here, but I doubt it. Most of em are pretty sharp. Although there are a few odd ducks...if you ask nicely, they'll probably help you figure out which ones came from your seed.
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Many of these kids didn't realize that the men that raised them weren't actually dad.
I'm 5'7 and 145. Most of these women were married to big guys. tall guys. but not well endowed
they wanted to experiment and I was handy. And ofcourse the curse of the Blasingame men is the Blasingame Musk and the Blasingame Gut Wrench. Naked I'd make a mule turn his head in disbelief.
why, I'd take their mommas and givem the old slap and tickle while a baby was playin there in the floor. and me...pumpin and a sweatin....Proud of it? no
But these are my kids. Daddy has come home. Just in time for Christmas.
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Also...this might seem trival but i'd like Adam referred to as Sir Adam.
Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
good night son, sleep tight.
Daddy
good to see your making up for lost time Jack.
You jsut feel like you need to do something. All those Christmases. What a waste.
If you're only 55, then you didn't have pubes when I was born. You may be responsible for one or two of the youngsters around here, but I doubt it. Most of em are pretty sharp. Although there are a few odd ducks...if you ask nicely, they'll probably help you figure out which ones came from your seed.
you married?
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I want Swiftcat gone as well. I don't like that name. Get em outta here. Clean Break. Gotta cull the herd.
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Also...this might seem trival but i'd like Adam referred to as Sir Adam.
Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
good night son, sleep tight.
Daddy
good to see your making up for lost time Jack.
You jsut feel like you need to do something. All those Christmases. What a waste.
If you're only 55, then you didn't have pubes when I was born. You may be responsible for one or two of the youngsters around here, but I doubt it. Most of em are pretty sharp. Although there are a few odd ducks...if you ask nicely, they'll probably help you figure out which ones came from your seed.
you married?
I am. Which wife are you on?
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For those of you that suspect that i might be the Milkman that satisfied your momma, since it is the holiday's if you'd post pictures of my grandkids.
That's what family is about anyway. I'll try to find and address where some of you can send me a gift for the holidays. Nothing too fancy now. Old Jacks has simple tastes.
Daddy
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Also...this might seem trival but i'd like Adam referred to as Sir Adam.
Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
good night son, sleep tight.
Daddy
good to see your making up for lost time Jack.
You jsut feel like you need to do something. All those Christmases. What a waste.
If you're only 55, then you didn't have pubes when I was born. You may be responsible for one or two of the youngsters around here, but I doubt it. Most of em are pretty sharp. Although there are a few odd ducks...if you ask nicely, they'll probably help you figure out which ones came from your seed.
you married?
I am. Which wife are you on?
Apparently yours.
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Also...this might seem trival but i'd like Adam referred to as Sir Adam.
Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
good night son, sleep tight.
Daddy
good to see your making up for lost time Jack.
You jsut feel like you need to do something. All those Christmases. What a waste.
If you're only 55, then you didn't have pubes when I was born. You may be responsible for one or two of the youngsters around here, but I doubt it. Most of em are pretty sharp. Although there are a few odd ducks...if you ask nicely, they'll probably help you figure out which ones came from your seed.
you married?
I am. Which wife are you on?
Did you'all live in Manhattan about 30 or so years ago?
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I think a new name for the board might be ......Allmychildren.com
I never did no what emaw stood for anyway.
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For those of you that suspect that i might be the Milkman that satisfied your momma, since it is the holiday's if you'd post pictures of my grandkids.
That's what family is about anyway. I'll try to find and address where some of you can send me a gift for the holidays. Nothing too fancy now. Old Jacks has simple tastes.
Daddy
Up north here it's the parents and grandparents that give the gifts. We got child labor laws and crap.
Bookcat would like to get a Curious George book from his daddy if that's not too much to ask.
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For those of you that suspect that i might be the Milkman that satisfied your momma, since it is the holiday's if you'd post pictures of my grandkids.
That's what family is about anyway. I'll try to find and address where some of you can send me a gift for the holidays. Nothing too fancy now. Old Jacks has simple tastes.
Daddy
Up north here it's the parents and grandparents that give the gifts. We got child labor laws and crap.
Bookcat would to get a Curious George book from his daddy if that's not too much to ask.
you ungrateful bastard! I reach out to you from across time and this is how you repay me! No son of mine will speak to me like that under this roof!
This is why we need my new rules in place. or I can leave.
Swiftcat's name will be changed to Betsy. And by damned anyone that refers to him as ANYTHING OTHER THAN BETSY WILL BE BANNED BY ME!
Dad
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Also...this might seem trival but i'd like Adam referred to as Sir Adam.
Good Lord...
I hadn't bothered to open this thread because of the terrible title and so much of that other noise. Unfortunately, I've got to be off to bed in a few moments. I hope you boys keep checkin in over the next month. We all gonna have a good time over there in Dallas.
Keep it comin.
good night son, sleep tight.
Daddy
good to see your making up for lost time Jack.
You jsut feel like you need to do something. All those Christmases. What a waste.
If you're only 55, then you didn't have pubes when I was born. You may be responsible for one or two of the youngsters around here, but I doubt it. Most of em are pretty sharp. Although there are a few odd ducks...if you ask nicely, they'll probably help you figure out which ones came from your seed.
you married?
I am. Which wife are you on?
Did you'all live in Manhattan about 30 or so years ago?
I did, but my wife did not. And no, neither you nor any other adult had buttsex with me 30 years ago in Manhattan.
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I am offended by all of this. I have never had my diginity challenged they way i have tonight!
If I had only stayed and started one of those sister wives things up there. Who'd have noticed?
I coulda had a harlem. If I had given any of you brothers this wouldn't have happened. You are all a bunch of spoiled children!
If my back wasn't out I'd bust every ass in here. Instead of leavin it up to your impotent daddy's.
You all otta be grateful but this is what i get!
Maybe this was a bad idea. I see that SkinnyBenny is still sneakin around.
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I gotta sleep. but I'll be back tommorrw and hopefully better recieved.
I think what we can take from this is that I, your biological father, and you my children have grown apart.
We never knew each other! It don't mean we cain't make it work! give me a chance...give....US.....a chance.
Fresh eyes will see this better. God Bless.
Daddy
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I am offended by all of this. I have never had my diginity challenged they way i have tonight!
If I had only stayed and started one of those sister wives things up there. Who'd have noticed?
I coulda had a harlem. If I had given any of you brothers this wouldn't have happened. You are all a bunch of spoiled children!
If my back wasn't out I'd bust every ass in here. Instead of leavin it up to your impotent daddy's.
You all otta be grateful but this is what i get!
Maybe this was a bad idea. I see that SkinnyBenny is still sneakin around.
Jack, you have to give them time to let all this new information settle. Imagine the shock some of them are going through with the realization that the man they have been showering with all these years is not their real daddy. That's gotta be hard (no pun intended). I'm guessing, before all is said and done, that Penn State investigation is gonna spill all over that area from Manhattan to Wichita. After the dust settles, you'll have no argument against getting custody of what is rightfully yours.
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I am offended by all of this. I have never had my diginity challenged they way i have tonight!
If I had only stayed and started one of those sister wives things up there. Who'd have noticed?
I coulda had a harlem. If I had given any of you brothers this wouldn't have happened. You are all a bunch of spoiled children!
If my back wasn't out I'd bust every ass in here. Instead of leavin it up to your impotent daddy's.
You all otta be grateful but this is what i get!
Maybe this was a bad idea. I see that SkinnyBenny is still sneakin around.
Jack, you have to give them time to let all this new information settle. Imagine the shock some of them are going through with the realization that the man they have been showering with all these years is not their real daddy. That's gotta be hard (no pun intended). I'm guessing, before all is said and done, that Penn State investigation is gonna spill all over that area from Manhattan to Wichita. After the dust settles, you'll have no argument against getting custody of what is rightfully yours.
Dammit! Your right. This all moved too fast an i sword it would be diffenrt.
Is it wrong to want to see my grandchildren? No.
I want to say I am sorry to anyone I might have offended tonight because you are too sensitive.
I'll try to handle you with kid gloves a bit more tomorow.
call me Jack or Daddy Jack whichever. I don't want to force this thing. I'tll be an ajustment for all of us.
I'm sure your momma looks fetchin and dignified as she did when I had her broke over the washin machine like a double barrel shotgun. all those years ago...memories. That imposter that has been raising you Will have to go, though.
We'll get there. Baby steps. no offence.
Jack Blasingame, II
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I have no idea what is going on in here.
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I have no idea what is going on in here.
shhh. sh. shhh.shhh.shhh. Go to sleep son. I'll explain it all in the morning. you had a dream that's all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOAjAWToYMI
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I have no idea what is going on in here.
shhh. sh. shhh.shhh.shhh. Go to sleep son. I'll explain it all in the morning. you had a dream that's all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOAjAWToYMI
:ohno:
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you ungrateful bastard! I reach out to you from across time and this is how you repay me! No son of mine will speak to me like that under this roof!
This is why we need my new rules in place. or I can leave.
Swiftcat's name will be changed to Betsy. And by damned anyone that refers to him as ANYTHING OTHER THAN BETSY WILL BE BANNED BY ME!
Dad
DAD! You know that's not fair!
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i dont know what is going on here...
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this thread makes me sad :frown: low point for me
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this thread makes me sad :frown: low point for me
this thread is why pissclams invented the internet
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Mornin kids. Let's start over. The last thing I want is to come here and start trouble.
I am lookin for a relationship with many of you who (I suspect) are bastards and don't know it.
Now I love you little bastards. Tough love. Only way I know.
I been gone but I am back. I'd like to hear from each of you. I know their will be some angre. That ok.
Daddy has big shoulders. I can take it. I want to heel things here. Heelin. that is what Ole Jacks is about.
I'll be here when you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
Dad
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Mornin kids. Let's start over. The last thing I want is to come here and start trouble.
I am lookin for a relationship with many of you who (I suspect) are bastards and don't know it.
Now I love you little bastards. Tough love. Only way I know.
I been gone but I am back. I'd like to hear from each of you. I know their will be some angre. That ok.
Daddy has big shoulders. I can take it. I want to heel things here. Heelin. that is what Ole Jacks is about.
I'll be here when you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
Dad
Jack is this like the morning after when you get super drunk and eff fat chick, but then try and tell all your buddies sorry that it isnt something you normally do?
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one more thing, mistic cat. I know this will seem like it don't matter none but pleae let everone know that from now on I
would like for Adam to be referred to as
Sir Adam. I got my reasons.
Do it or I might leave. (our relationship is fragile now, skipper, don't test me).
Daddy Jack
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Mornin kids. Let's start over. The last thing I want is to come here and start trouble.
I am lookin for a relationship with many of you who (I suspect) are bastards and don't know it.
Now I love you little bastards. Tough love. Only way I know.
I been gone but I am back. I'd like to hear from each of you. I know their will be some angre. That ok.
Daddy has big shoulders. I can take it. I want to heel things here. Heelin. that is what Ole Jacks is about.
I'll be here when you are ready.
Jackson Holly Blasingame, II
Dad
Jack is this like the morning after when you get super drunk and eff fat chick, but then try and tell all your buddies sorry that it isnt something you normally do?
Sir Adam, something like that. I would never hurt my children intentionally. Last night was draining but I think Lamar will come over and sort it all out today. Gonna take a break and check in later tnnight. I hope you like your title. Wanted to do somehting to say thanks.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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PWJ,
I wonder how these here Cat's like Frito Pie? They have to like Fito Pie if they being kids of yours..
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There are no pigaggie women under 400 lbs so you got the best of this deal for sure.
Nailing all the Kansas hotties...lucky guy.
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There are no pigaggie women under 400 lbs so you got the best of this deal for sure.
Nailing all the Kansas hotties...lucky guy.
like this?
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We are talking about lucky jack getting away from hogaggie women (yuck). Luck old coot.
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Thinking about Jack's incredible history in Kansas, I've begun to see just how big a deal that was to all those lonely Kansas women so long ago. They were driven half crazy by the constant sound of the wind, the drone of machinery and the inattentiveness of their men folk. I picture it as sort of a "Bridges Of Madison County" but on a much grander scale. Jack, you're a great American. Those Kansas bastards are lucky to have you.
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Thinking about Jack's incredible history in Kansas, I've begun to see just how big a deal that was to all those lonely Kansas women so long ago. They were driven half crazy by the constant sound of the wind, the drone of machinery and the inattentiveness of their men folk. I picture it as sort of a "Bridges Of Madison County" but on a much grander scale. Jack, you're a great American. Those Kansas bastards are lucky to have you.
He is really one of the few Great American Tail Blazers left.
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PWJ,
I wonder how these here Cat's like Frito Pie? They have to like Fito Pie if they being kids of yours..
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I think that we should all get together for frito pie. Joetown.
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PWJ,
I wonder how these here Cat's like Frito Pie? They have to like Fito Pie if they being kids of yours..
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi22.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb308%2Fjesterjp84%2F6761.jpg&hash=ad75dc6757bdd7ca071c5c998a24efbe3cb7e9dc)
I think that we should all get together for frito pie. Joetown.
From what I hear they have to have goat meat.
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Thinking about Jack's incredible history in Kansas, I've begun to see just how big a deal that was to all those lonely Kansas women so long ago. They were driven half crazy by the constant sound of the wind, the drone of machinery and the inattentiveness of their men folk. I picture it as sort of a "Bridges Of Madison County" but on a much grander scale. Jack, you're a great American. Those Kansas bastards are lucky to have you.
He is really one of the few Great American Tail Blazers left.
Quite true. Is there a website/address where we can get the materials to start the goEMAW Jack Blacksingame Official Fan Club? We have to make sure we get the banners, stationary, fez hats and what not. Tia.
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Thinking about Jack's incredible history in Kansas, I've begun to see just how big a deal that was to all those lonely Kansas women so long ago. They were driven half crazy by the constant sound of the wind, the drone of machinery and the inattentiveness of their men folk. I picture it as sort of a "Bridges Of Madison County" but on a much grander scale. Jack, you're a great American. Those Kansas bastards are lucky to have you.
He is really one of the few Great American Tail Blazers left.
I am not really not a 100% sure, as I am just a Sir in the realm, but anything from Gunsmoke should suffice.
Quite true. Is there a website/address where we can get the materials to start the goEMAW Jack Blacksingame Official Fan Club? We have to make sure we get the banners, stationary, fez hats and what not. Tia.
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I really hope Pondwater Jack stays here for years. :cheers:
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Good morning, gentlemen.
I just joined up with the board.
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I see that my father is here, the scoundrel. I am speaking of Mr. Jackson Holly Blasingame.
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This board is freaking Awesome, think I will stay.. :popcorn: I always like a great storyline...
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I see that my father is here, the scoundrel. I am speaking of Mr. Jackson Holly Blasingame.
OTR,
You ole dirty eff its good to see you. How is that VD coming along?
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I KNEW I COULD TRACK YOU DOWN. JACK BLASINGGAME YOU ARE A BASTARD. YOU COME ON HERE SPOUTING THAT YOU ARE THESE PEOPLES DADDY WHEN YOU WON'T EVEN HANG AROUND TO BE THE DADDY FOR THE BABY I HAVE ON THE WAY. YOU KNOW IT'S YOURS JACK. YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO THAT GUY THAT RUNS THE SNACK BAR AT THE MOVIE HOUSE. YOU SAID YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME AND YOU WERE ALMOST UNTIL THE PEE WAS DRY ON THE PEEING STICK. HOW DARE YOU RUN OFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TAKING THE CAR BATTERY THAT I BOUGHT FOR YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I WILL KILL YUO WITH MY BEAR HANDS IF I EVER SEE YOU'RE PIMPLE SCARED FACE AGIN.
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I KNEW I COULD TRACK YOU DOWN. JACK BLASINGGAME YOU ARE A BASTARD. YOU COME ON HERE SPOUTING THAT YOU ARE THESE PEOPLES DADDY WHEN YOU WON'T EVEN HANG AROUND TO BE THE DADDY FOR THE BABY I HAVE ON THE WAY. YOU KNOW IT'S YOURS JACK. YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO THAT GUY THAT RUNS THE SNACK BAR AT THE MOVIE HOUSE. YOU SAID YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME AND YOU WERE ALMOST UNTIL THE PEE WAS DRY ON THE PEEING STICK. HOW DARE YOU RUN OFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TAKING THE CAR BATTERY THAT I BOUGHT FOR YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I WILL KILL YUO WITH MY BEAR HANDS IF I EVER SEE YOU'RE PIMPLE SCARED FACE AGIN.
Damn she knows you Jack.... I didn't tell her
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Now simmer down boys.
I'll admit jack ain't been much of a daddy to me. I'd probably be a CEO somewhere instead of a truck driver if he'd raised me instead of running off like he did from me and my momma.
But I turned out all right and a lot of folks don't know this but he has sent me a fruit cake ever year for Christmas, at least for the past two years.
I am not surprised to see he has kids all over hell and half of kansas.
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I KNEW I COULD TRACK YOU DOWN. JACK BLASINGGAME YOU ARE A BASTARD. YOU COME ON HERE SPOUTING THAT YOU ARE THESE PEOPLES DADDY WHEN YOU WON'T EVEN HANG AROUND TO BE THE DADDY FOR THE BABY I HAVE ON THE WAY. YOU KNOW IT'S YOURS JACK. YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO THAT GUY THAT RUNS THE SNACK BAR AT THE MOVIE HOUSE. YOU SAID YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME AND YOU WERE ALMOST UNTIL THE PEE WAS DRY ON THE PEEING STICK. HOW DARE YOU RUN OFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TAKING THE CAR BATTERY THAT I BOUGHT FOR YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I WILL KILL YUO WITH MY BEAR HANDS IF I EVER SEE YOU'RE PIMPLE SCARED FACE AGIN.
Damn she knows you Jack.... I didn't tell her
you did't have to tell me anything. I know how he operats. do i ever know how he operats. hes a bastard and so are you. trying to help cover his tracks but i tracked him down and when i find him in person i'm gonna rip him from limb to limb and feed him to my hogs. I hate you Jack Blasinggame.
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I KNEW I COULD TRACK YOU DOWN. JACK BLASINGGAME YOU ARE A BASTARD. YOU COME ON HERE SPOUTING THAT YOU ARE THESE PEOPLES DADDY WHEN YOU WON'T EVEN HANG AROUND TO BE THE DADDY FOR THE BABY I HAVE ON THE WAY. YOU KNOW IT'S YOURS JACK. YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO THAT GUY THAT RUNS THE SNACK BAR AT THE MOVIE HOUSE. YOU SAID YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME AND YOU WERE ALMOST UNTIL THE PEE WAS DRY ON THE PEEING STICK. HOW DARE YOU RUN OFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TAKING THE CAR BATTERY THAT I BOUGHT FOR YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I WILL KILL YUO WITH MY BEAR HANDS IF I EVER SEE YOU'RE PIMPLE SCARED FACE AGIN.
Damn she knows you Jack.... I didn't tell her
you did't have to tell me anything. I know how he operats. do i ever know how he operats. hes a bastard and so are you. trying to help cover his tracks but i tracked him down and when i find him in person i'm gonna rip him from limb to limb and feed him to my hogs. I hate you Jack Blasinggame.
Yeah your talking big right now, but one whiff of that Blasingame musk and you'll be shucking those brand new overalls...again.
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I really hope Pondwater Jack stays here for years. :cheers:
It's so cute that he brought along his little sidekick Adam and the rest of his kin.
Hope you folks don't mind if I steal the way you spelled "bear hands." That made me chuckle.
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I really hope Pondwater Jack stays here for years. :cheers:
It's so cute that he brought along his little sidekick Adam and the rest of his kin.
Hope you folks don't mind if I steal the way you spelled "bear hands." That made me chuckle.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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I really hope Pondwater Jack stays here for years. :cheers:
It's so cute that he brought along his little sidekick Adam and the rest of his kin.
Hope you folks don't mind if I steal the way you spelled "bear hands." That made me chuckle.
Ira, I detect some condescension in your tone. We're all Jack's children here. The sooner you accept being Jack's bastard the better it will be for everyone.
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Mods, pls merge this with the "Over/Under how many socks" thread.
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Paging Laundromat
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These aren't socks. This is the real deal. You youngsters may have been trollin' for blue gill, but the whoppers just bit.
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I KNEW I COULD TRACK YOU DOWN. JACK BLASINGGAME YOU ARE A BASTARD. YOU COME ON HERE SPOUTING THAT YOU ARE THESE PEOPLES DADDY WHEN YOU WON'T EVEN HANG AROUND TO BE THE DADDY FOR THE BABY I HAVE ON THE WAY. YOU KNOW IT'S YOURS JACK. YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO THAT GUY THAT RUNS THE SNACK BAR AT THE MOVIE HOUSE. YOU SAID YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME AND YOU WERE ALMOST UNTIL THE PEE WAS DRY ON THE PEEING STICK. HOW DARE YOU RUN OFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TAKING THE CAR BATTERY THAT I BOUGHT FOR YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I WILL KILL YUO WITH MY BEAR HANDS IF I EVER SEE YOU'RE PIMPLE SCARED FACE AGIN.
Damn she knows you Jack.... I didn't tell her
you did't have to tell me anything. I know how he operats. do i ever know how he operats. hes a bastard and so are you. trying to help cover his tracks but i tracked him down and when i find him in person i'm gonna rip him from limb to limb and feed him to my hogs. I hate you Jack Blasinggame.
Yeah your talking big right now, but one whiff of that Blasingame musk and you'll be shucking those brand new overalls...again.
You Jimmy are a bisybody who should mind his own business.
That so called Blasinggame musk just smells like old weiner. I was took over by Jack's charm and boyish goodlooks. i hate him but i also miss him and wish he would come back and help me raise his little one
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All the socks that anyone's ever lost doing the laundry ended up in this thread. :barf:
Complete waste of rough ridin' bandwidth. :facepalm:
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All the socks that anyone's ever lost doing the laundry ended up in this thread. :barf:
Complete waste of rough ridin' bandwidth. :facepalm:
This thread may have socks but the other threads are full of tools and douchebags. What is this site. A fricking black hole?
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All the socks that anyone's ever lost doing the laundry ended up in this thread. :barf:
Complete waste of rough ridin' bandwidth. :facepalm:
Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
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All the socks that anyone's ever lost doing the laundry ended up in this thread. :barf:
Complete waste of rough ridin' bandwidth. :facepalm:
Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
He is just mad because he can't comprehend.
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My wish for the holidays is that all you little bastards of mine would fine a way to come together and get along.
Break an old mans heart.
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All the socks that anyone's ever lost doing the laundry ended up in this thread. :barf:
Complete waste of rough ridin' bandwidth. :facepalm:
This thread may have socks but the other threads are full of tools and douchebags. What is this site. A fricking black hole?
Son I think you need to simmer down unless you are the one writing the check for that bandwith space.
Everbody here, including me and my brother Odell, are here to talk up football and have a good peaceful time. We all just want to get along and in some cases, be accepted into your little cult here.
Don't go facepalming OTR....unless you wanna be facepalmed right back. :facepalm:
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My wish for the holidays is that all you little bastards of mine would fine a way to come together and get along.
Break an old mans heart.
The only thing you ever give me besdies two fruitcakes was the Blasingame curse, and the ladies don't seem to mind that one bit.
We're all here, including Odell. This is like a hallmark Christmas special if you ask me.
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I'm gonna be honest boys. We are a delegation sent her to right your evil ways and that is what we are doin.
Now I have heard about emaw for a long time. In fact, Jack himself described it to me this way:
"Lamar, it's a lot like a Howard Johnson's with a nice salad bar and everything. The people here are nice and and management seems to want company."
Now we are guests in your house and intend to abide by your rules. We like football, beer, chicken wings, barbecue, women of all shapes and sizes, family, and dogs. Now I know adam came in here shootin' off his mouth and that is just somethin' he does. Our clan means no harm and please join the party with us. If someone gets out of line, you send me a PM and I can guarantee you I will personally take care of it and if I can't, my brother odell will and he'd just as soon jab you in the eye with one of his fingers as look at you. So let's all quit gettin' all bent out of shape and get along for once.
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I'm Back...........
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Joetown P. which of my litter of bastards do you like the best so far? Pick one out for yourself.
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Joetown P. which of my litter of bastards do you like the best so far? Pick one out for yourself.
That Ira Hayes seems a little brighter then most of the little bastards. I'll wait a few days and see how they all pan out.
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Jack, you've been in here for thirty minutes now and nobody has even asked you to pull up a chair. It must take Kansas folks a little while to warm up to visitors.
Welcome to the board, pigfucker. :party:
PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU POST!
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Hell they use to be called the Aggies, now I understand the love they have for Texas A&M they are the bitch sister that didn't
Get invited to the SEC,,,
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Jack, you've been in here for thirty minutes now and nobody has even asked you to pull up a chair. It must take Kansas folks a little while to warm up to visitors.
Welcome to the board, pigfucker. :party:
PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU POST!
I don't read pig latin all that well. Thanks for the welcome.
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I see that my father is here, the scoundrel. I am speaking of Mr. Jackson Holly Blasingame.
Ges, judging by your avatar, Ole PWJ must of been a pigfucker. He must of fathered you and your brother in :garr:(Arr-kansas), because pigfuckers are quite rare around Kansas. Congrats on the fine line of pigfuckin heritage in the family tree. :thumbsup:
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I see that my father is here, the scoundrel. I am speaking of Mr. Jackson Holly Blasingame.
Ges, judging by your avatar, Ole PWJ must of been a pigfucker. He must of fathered you and your brother in :garr:(Arr-kansas), because pigfuckers are quite rare around Kansas. Congrats on the fine line of pigfuckin heritage in the family tree. :thumbsup:
:users: Here piggie, piggy, pig :adios: :woot:
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Pondwater Jack, have you ever fired and do you currently own a The Judge? :crossfingers:
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I see that my father is here, the scoundrel. I am speaking of Mr. Jackson Holly Blasingame.
Ges, judging by your avatar, Ole PWJ must of been a pigfucker. He must of fathered you and your brother in :garr:(Arr-kansas), because pigfuckers are quite rare around Kansas. Congrats on the fine line of pigfuckin heritage in the family tree. :thumbsup:
:users: Here piggie, piggy, pig :adios: :woot:
If you yourself have never tried the tender mercies of the porcine ladies then I would suggest you do so. To linger on in life as a virgin would certainly be a waste of such beautiful man-flesh as yourself.
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Sorry fellas. I had this think shrunk down and wasn't paying attention. I cain't visit much tonight. don't think ill of me.
Katdaddy, I hope you aren't one of my bastards. I think you've had enough for tonight. no more cokes. Run along to bed.
Midnight oil, Jack Blasingame
I don't do handguns. Old Jacks is a lover not a fighter.
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I see that my father is here, the scoundrel. I am speaking of Mr. Jackson Holly Blasingame.
Ges, judging by your avatar, Ole PWJ must of been a pigfucker. He must of fathered you and your brother in :garr:(Arr-kansas), because pigfuckers are quite rare around Kansas. Congrats on the fine line of pigfuckin heritage in the family tree. :thumbsup:
:users: Here piggie, piggy, pig :adios: :woot:
If you yourself have never tried the tender mercies of the porcine ladies then I would suggest you do so. To linger on in life as a virgin would certainly be a waste of such beautiful man-flesh as yourself.
well hello 4 winds, didn't even see you there. another friendly face
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Sorry to quote w/out introducing myself first. My name is 4windshawg. Jack is my daddy too. As far as I know I am the only child ever afforded the opportunity to attend university, and as such, will probably possess an aptitude for the English language that many of you in Kansas have yet to witness in your' simple farming existence. My mother had a fling with dad the drifter when she was attending university herself. It appears that Jack Holly Blasengame, III has excellent taste in women. It would also appear to be an inherited trait passed down with the Y chromosome through his genome. Likewise I too have seen marriage to be an inescapable trap and have successively avoided it thus far. Daddy asked me to come here and make myself known just in case any of you, like me, were born with a fully functioning brain and possibly maintained your full set of teeth.
We are all filled with anticipation of the battle our two respective teams will undertake in the next few weeks. I hope to get to know my brothers and look forward to becoming a more close knit family unit. It is with great honor that I welcome you to the family. 141 of us and counting. Not one single girl. Daddy has lots of the y chromosome to go around.
God Bless,
4windshawg
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well hello 4 winds, didn't even see you there. another friendly face
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Hey Jack..!
I know I promised to never call you daddy in public, but I couldn't resist with all of the slander I see from these northern aggressors.
I hope my language doesn't embarrass you or remind you of your simple upbringing. I still love you with or without riches and an
"acceptable" education as mom's father put it. Please don't be angry with me. It would hurt my feelings and you know growing up
only seeing you when grand father wasn't around was hard on me and caused me to be sensitive.
4windshawg...
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I think this thread is going places. I have no idea what those places are...and it sure as hell ain't moving very fast.
Be patient, fellow wildcats. The game is still a full month away.
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I think this thread is going places. I have no idea what those places are...and it sure as hell ain't moving very fast.
Be patient, fellow wildcats. The game is still a full month away.
Yeah, after the bowl game I am going to eat some cereal, kick back, and then sleep for 5-7 weeks.
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Pondwater Jack, have you ever fired and do you currently own a The Judge? :crossfingers:
As you can see daddy doesn't like guns. My grandfather has given me quite a collection of hunting rifles and shooting pistols. Some are very old and valuable.
I did recently purchase a "Judge" for myself. I carry it in my boot and have it loaded with alternating 410 slugs and 44 mag shells. I find that it does exceptionally well at dispatching varmints that occasionally get under my truck tires but fail to pass immediately. One thing that daddy does agree with is the fact that he doesn't like to see an innocent animal suffer. He really is quite sensitive and isn't afraid to show it once he gets comfortable around you and knows you're not a fairy. Daddy is not homophobic he just hates hurting peoples feelings so much that he tries not to lead anyone on accidentally. That sort of thing almost lead to an illegal "shot gun" wedding in Baton Rouge a while back. He will tell you all about it if you ask him sometime. I found it surprising the ratio of homo vs heterosexuals in the southern parts of Louisiana. You wouldn't think there were so many fairies down on the bayou, but if you look close enough you can catch them kissing in the stands down in Death Valley...
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I think this thread is going places. I have no idea what those places are...and it sure as hell ain't moving very fast.
Be patient, fellow wildcats. The game is still a full month away.
PWJ, I think we will keeep this one. HE seems to be the only one of those Aggies with a clue...
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The are so many of the ksu posters with stockholm syndrome towards KU on this board, they must be Jacks. I hear that it is passed genetically.
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The are so many of the ksu posters with stockholm syndrome towards KU on this board, they must be Jacks. I hear that it is passed genetically.
I believe you're correct Adam. These guy's are starting to grow on me. I don't like them enough to venture into their world of trolls and freaks outside of this thread yet. :peek:
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The are so many of the ksu posters with stockholm syndrome towards KU on this board, they must be Jacks. I hear that it is passed genetically.
I believe you're correct Adam. These guy's are starting to grow on me. I don't like them enough to venture into their world of trolls and freaks outside of this thread yet. :peek:
Its kind of like going to the chicken show they talk about in Germany, but with meat goats, knifes, and anti ku pinatas.
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The are so many of the ksu posters with stockholm syndrome towards KU on this board, they must be Jacks. I hear that it is passed genetically.
I believe you're correct Adam. These guy's are starting to grow on me. I don't like them enough to venture into their world of trolls and freaks outside of this thread yet. :peek:
Its kind of like going to the chicken show they talk about in Germany, but with meat goats, knifes, and anti ku pinatas.
Ich mag, wenn ficken sie die Hühner dann umdrehen und schiebe die tote Hühner zurück in ihre eigenen Arschlöcher. Sie erhalten auch die beschissenen Sperma fließt von der Rückseite des KU Jungen Beine und reiben Sie sie auf ihrem er Fotzen. :bait:
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Ich mag, wenn ficken sie die Hühner dann umdrehen und schiebe die tote Hühner zurück in ihre eigenen Arschlöcher. Sie erhalten auch die beschissenen Sperma fließt von der Rückseite des KU Jungen Beine und reiben Sie sie auf ihrem er Fotzen. :bait:
:sdeek:
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The are so many of the ksu posters with stockholm syndrome towards KU on this board, they must be Jacks. I hear that it is passed genetically.
I believe you're correct Adam. These guy's are starting to grow on me. I don't like them enough to venture into their world of trolls and freaks outside of this thread yet. :peek:
Its kind of like going to the chicken show they talk about in Germany, but with meat goats, knifes, and anti ku pinatas.
Ich mag, wenn ficken sie die Hühner dann umdrehen und schiebe die tote Hühner zurück in ihre eigenen Arschlöcher. Sie erhalten auch die beschissenen Sperma fließt von der Rückseite des KU Jungen Beine und reiben Sie sie auf ihrem er Fotzen. :bait:
Holy Google Translate Batman. :horrorsurprise:
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Donec urna enim, quando tempus pullos circum terga vertite "assholes" mortuos pullos suos. Ut tincidunt sem in profluentem cum a tergum pueri KU crura eius CATELLUS fricare super eam.
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is this you and the "boys"?
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Donec urna enim, quando tempus pullos circum terga vertite "assholes" mortuos pullos suos. Ut tincidunt sem in profluentem cum a tergum pueri KU crura eius CATELLUS fricare super eam.
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Did any of you fine gentlemen know Joan? Silly me, of course you did... It's a shame what happened. I still think of her often.
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Pondwater Jack, have you ever fired and do you currently own a The Judge? :crossfingers:
As you can see daddy doesn't like guns. My grandfather has given me quite a collection of hunting rifles and shooting pistols. Some are very old and valuable.
I did recently purchase a "Judge" for myself. I carry it in my boot and have it loaded with alternating 410 slugs and 44 mag shells. I find that it does exceptionally well at dispatching varmints that occasionally get under my truck tires but fail to pass immediately. One thing that daddy does agree with is the fact that he doesn't like to see an innocent animal suffer. He really is quite sensitive and isn't afraid to show it once he gets comfortable around you and knows you're not a fairy. Daddy is not homophobic he just hates hurting peoples feelings so much that he tries not to lead anyone on accidentally. That sort of thing almost lead to an illegal "shot gun" wedding in Baton Rouge a while back. He will tell you all about it if you ask him sometime. I found it surprising the ratio of homo vs heterosexuals in the southern parts of Louisiana. You wouldn't think there were so many fairies down on the bayou, but if you look close enough you can catch them kissing in the stands down in Death Valley...
4 winds....the smart son... Your momma's daddy was VERY judgin of me and my ways. Do I see marriage the way a fox sees a trap? Who can say for sure what goes on between a fox's ears? I don't know. I do know your pappy was married and would screw anything that would hold still. He f'd everything in the barnyard except the cultivators and he stood on them an jacked off.
We'll Joetown if you want ira take him. And take katdaddy too...ungrateful little bastards of min! The only way for them to get in my good graces is to really come thru with a nice gift at Christmas time. Later I'll post a wish list and what I wnant for some of you as well if I come itto a windfall of $.
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Donec urna enim, quando tempus pullos circum terga vertite "assholes" mortuos pullos suos. Ut tincidunt sem in profluentem cum a tergum pueri KU crura eius CATELLUS fricare super eam.
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The magic of Romance languages. :thumbsup:
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I had heard stories growing up of this silly old bastard. About how he tried to spin the fact that he pushed brooms at every job site(even when pounding railroad rails...just there...with a little push broom) :lol: how all the local townsmen, in this great state of amber waves of grain, would laugh as Lil Jack tried to shine their shoes and polish their belt buckles. I believe a friend of mine's pappy has a spitoon that looks like a little man named Jack that he coughs blood into all the time. Haha it's great to finally meet the man of the laughable legend of old jack pondwater. Do you still shop at Orschelins? I know I do, been trying to meet you for years sir
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*Update* Just talked with my Great Uncle...he rumbled with Jack. Beat Jack up on the 13th hole of the Wamego Golf Course. Even put a cigarette out on him. Serious biz.
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Pondwater Jack, have you ever fired and do you currently own a The Judge? :crossfingers:
As you can see daddy doesn't like guns. My grandfather has given me quite a collection of hunting rifles and shooting pistols. Some are very old and valuable.
I did recently purchase a "Judge" for myself. I carry it in my boot and have it loaded with alternating 410 slugs and 44 mag shells. I find that it does exceptionally well at dispatching varmints that occasionally get under my truck tires but fail to pass immediately. One thing that daddy does agree with is the fact that he doesn't like to see an innocent animal suffer. He really is quite sensitive and isn't afraid to show it once he gets comfortable around you and knows you're not a fairy. Daddy is not homophobic he just hates hurting peoples feelings so much that he tries not to lead anyone on accidentally. That sort of thing almost lead to an illegal "shot gun" wedding in Baton Rouge a while back. He will tell you all about it if you ask him sometime. I found it surprising the ratio of homo vs heterosexuals in the southern parts of Louisiana. You wouldn't think there were so many fairies down on the bayou, but if you look close enough you can catch them kissing in the stands down in Death Valley...
4 winds....the smart son... Your momma's daddy was VERY judgin of me and my ways. Do I see marriage the way a fox sees a trap? Who can say for sure what goes on between a fox's ears? I don't know. I do know your pappy was married and would screw anything that would hold still. He f'd everything in the barnyard except the cultivators and he stood on them an jacked off.
We'll Joetown if you want ira take him. And take katdaddy too...ungrateful little bastards of min! The only way for them to get in my good graces is to really come thru with a nice gift at Christmas time. Later I'll post a wish list and what I wnant for some of you as well if I come itto a windfall of $.
I often wondered why I get all ribbed up when I see a tractor...Jack you are most definitely the reason grand father cant move the left side of his face anymore. I'm pretty certain my mamma wouldn't even have told me you were my daddy had she known you were married. I think I'll marry me one of these fancy boys from Kansas, out of blind rebellion, and try to adopt 3rd world children. Of course I'll spread my seed to women all over their great state like I was Johnny Appleseed. I think I'll have a loveless marriage with my husband, only because I have no particular attraction to he pussy. I will try to be good to him, and I promise not to beat him unless he talks bad about my Razorbacks or my daddy...
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*Update* Just talked with my Great Uncle...he rumbled with Jack. Beat Jack up on the 13th hole of the Wamego Golf Course. Even put a cigarette out on him. Serious biz.
Probably happened just like that, but I'm certain he failed to mention how Jack had just adjusted your Great Aunts love threshold with his gut wrench. Like Jack say's he's a lover not a fighter. Question are any of your mother or father's cousins kind of short but carrying a 3rd arm kinda like a baby holding an apple? If so fertile Jack has found another son.
I would be careful though about any of your family members trying to get revenge. Jack may not fight, but OTR and Odell will use your butt to cack walnuts...
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is this you and the "boys"?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thanks for the laughs pigfucker Jack.
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Yep OTR is known to crack some walnuts around.. Don't piss him off, he is a bad man!
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If any of you hear from or see Jack tell him he's wanted down at the Tavern. Don't tell OTR though whatever you do. Jack needs to see the mayor over their..
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We already established as truth, in another thread, the fact that Kansas is a far shittier crap hole than any other crap hole in the country. We also established the fact that we Arkansawyers have propagated rumors to the contrary to keep carpet baggers and other sorted miscreants outside of the borders of our fair state. In the search of truth, kind of like on myth busters, I'd like to know if other rumors about Arkansas are actually truths found here in Kansas.
For instance:
1.) Are you guys the one's who mate with your cousins?
2.) Did you guys have electricity before Oklahoma put money into your economy by building wind generators?
3.) Do you wear shoes in the summer months?
General Questions:
1.) Who in the hell came up with the phrase flat as Kansas? You guy's don't have crap on the Mississippi river delta.
2.) If you guys were soooo against slavery, why don't you have any black people living there?
3.) What did you guys do with all of the Buffalo?
4.) Did Wyatt Earp take all of the real men with him to Arizona?
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We already established as truth, in another thread, the fact that Kansas is a far shittier crap hole than any other crap hole in the country. We also established the fact that we Arkansawyers have propagated rumors to the contrary to keep carpet baggers and other sorted miscreants outside of the borders of our fair state. In the search of truth, kind of like on myth busters, I'd like to know if other rumors about Arkansas are actually truths found here in Kansas.
For instance:
1.) Are you guys the one's who mate with your cousins?
2.) Did you guys have electricity before Oklahoma put money into your economy by building wind generators?
3.) Do you wear shoes in the summer months?
General Questions:
1.) Who in the hell came up with the phrase flat as Kansas? You guy's don't have crap on the Mississippi river delta.
2.) If you guys were soooo against slavery, why don't you have any black people living there?
3.) What did you guys do with all of the Buffalo?
4.) Did Wyatt Earp take all of the real men with him to Arizona?
You will need to take notes during the game. Our blacks are far superior to your blacks; we don't beat our's to make them play or keep them in sheds. Don't bother to respond; I already know what your going to say. "We keep our blacks in dorms and the whips are only for the pigfuckers." :lol:
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We already established as truth, in another thread, the fact that Kansas is a far shittier crap hole than any other crap hole in the country. We also established the fact that we Arkansawyers have propagated rumors to the contrary to keep carpet baggers and other sorted miscreants outside of the borders of our fair state. In the search of truth, kind of like on myth busters, I'd like to know if other rumors about Arkansas are actually truths found here in Kansas.
For instance:
1.) Are you guys the one's who mate with your cousins?
2.) Did you guys have electricity before Oklahoma put money into your economy by building wind generators?
3.) Do you wear shoes in the summer months?
General Questions:
1.) Who in the hell came up with the phrase flat as Kansas? You guy's don't have crap on the Mississippi river delta.
2.) If you guys were soooo against slavery, why don't you have any black people living there?
3.) What did you guys do with all of the Buffalo?
4.) Did Wyatt Earp take all of the real men with him to Arizona?
You will need to take notes during the game. Our blacks are far superior to your blacks; we don't beat our's to make them play or keep them in sheds. Don't bother to respond; I already know what your going to say. "We keep our blacks in dorms and the whips are only for the pigfuckers." :lol:
No, the whips are for the pigs. You don't need them to move much until you're good and ready...
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We already established as truth, in another thread, the fact that Kansas is a far shittier crap hole than any other crap hole in the country. We also established the fact that we Arkansawyers have propagated rumors to the contrary to keep carpet baggers and other sorted miscreants outside of the borders of our fair state. In the search of truth, kind of like on myth busters, I'd like to know if other rumors about Arkansas are actually truths found here in Kansas.
For instance:
1.) Are you guys the one's who mate with your cousins?
2.) Did you guys have electricity before Oklahoma put money into your economy by building wind generators?
3.) Do you wear shoes in the summer months?
General Questions:
1.) Who in the hell came up with the phrase flat as Kansas? You guy's don't have crap on the Mississippi river delta.
2.) If you guys were soooo against slavery, why don't you have any black people living there?
3.) What did you guys do with all of the Buffalo?
4.) Did Wyatt Earp take all of the real men with him to Arizona?
You will need to take notes during the game. Our blacks are far superior to your blacks; we don't beat our's to make them play or keep them in sheds. Don't bother to respond; I already know what your going to say. "We keep our blacks in dorms and the whips are only for the pigfuckers." :lol:
No, the whips are for the pigs. You don't need them to move much until you're good and ready...
Sorry, I got caught up in the moment. :embarrassed:
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We already established as truth, in another thread, the fact that Kansas is a far shittier crap hole than any other crap hole in the country. We also established the fact that we Arkansawyers have propagated rumors to the contrary to keep carpet baggers and other sorted miscreants outside of the borders of our fair state. In the search of truth, kind of like on myth busters, I'd like to know if other rumors about Arkansas are actually truths found here in Kansas.
For instance:
1.) Are you guys the one's who mate with your cousins?
2.) Did you guys have electricity before Oklahoma put money into your economy by building wind generators?
3.) Do you wear shoes in the summer months?
General Questions:
1.) Who in the hell came up with the phrase flat as Kansas? You guy's don't have crap on the Mississippi river delta.
2.) If you guys were soooo against slavery, why don't you have any black people living there?
3.) What did you guys do with all of the Buffalo?
4.) Did Wyatt Earp take all of the real men with him to Arizona?
You will need to take notes during the game. Our blacks are far superior to your blacks; we don't beat our's to make them play or keep them in sheds. Don't bother to respond; I already know what your going to say. "We keep our blacks in dorms and the whips are only for the pigfuckers." :lol:
No, the whips are for the pigs. You don't need them to move much until you're good and ready...
Sorry, I got caught up in the moment. :embarrassed:
I believe you Kansas boys know a little more about "animal Husbandry" than you let on. You need to be proud of the fact that you're a Kansan. Many a whore got her start there back in the day. You're taste for meat single handedly led to the greatest of all movie scenes. That's right, the Yee Haw scene from Red River. If it were not for you meat hungry Kansans' there would have been no Chisholm trail. Heck even after civilization came your' taste for meat led to the creation of the KATY railroad. So put on your' Dodge City work boots (knee pads) and head on into town (pardon the pun) and go ahead and grab the pudding cause we all know you're going to eat your' meat..!
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Watch it Son! Or Katdaddy will call you..............................wait for it...................................a......................PIGFUCKER!
:excited: boy that one never gets old does it!?! Like reruns of Riki Lake. you 4 winds are a .........................wait for it...P................................................................P..................P...PIGFUCKER!!! :ksu: GO State!
Mistic cat, you need to take this guy under your wing and teach him another finish move..........besides..........................wait for it.......(timing on this is everything)... :facepalm:
This is like hearing the same joke over and over. Chinese water torture. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
Do better. Damn. I guessin that none of us are in junior high.
Jack
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is this you and the "boys"?
Now see. This is good. It isn't overdone and doesn't force you into a state of suspended disbelief. This could really be....
Don't get me wrong. PIGFUCKER! was probly funny the first 25x. but when you keep goin to the well....
Just need something new. When I read it I wanna take out my false teeth and watch Jeopardy while I fall asleep.
Kat. Why don't you work up a couple of new options and we'll grade em? To help out.
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Says he's one of yours.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCgPOD-pkKQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Named Winters? That right? Tell me that guy would rather pitch than catch.
That is a catcher. All day long. He catches. That is what he does. He's a stump broke catcher and everyone of you here knows it.
You ungrateful bastards of mine tell me this ain't so. If that was one of mine he'd be out!
I would disinherit you but I ain't got nothin. You gotta throw this guy off.
Winters plays the Skin Flute and you know it. He's ruin this place.
Daddy
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Am I alone? Or should Winters be renamed Catcher in the Rye(no Kansas pun intended, but he is clearly gay, and probaly proud. Pink panther, all of it)
Jack Blasingame, II
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Pretty pathetic attempt to talk smack. Rank amatuer. Jack, that idiot doesn't seem eloquent enough to run with these boys.
:drink:
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Pretty in-depth analysis if you ask me :dunno:
Not sure how you guys are getting those two points though :confused:
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EMMAW would you post up a youtube of you singin "holly Jolly Christmas" so we can hear your voice? Well?
I didn't think so. So shut it! Sock. anyone can tell that guy does his worke on his knees. is it you EEMMAAWW?
I hate troles
Jack
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I guess I broke that sonofabitch from suckin eggs didn't i? :shakesfist:
Either you sing and post "Holly Jolly Christmas" of SHUT THE FUNCK UP!
ONE OF YOU GUTLESS BASTARD"S HAD BETTER SING THIS CHRISTMAS CLASSIC or else!
And i want the damn thing on Youtube by tonight!
Jack Blasingame, II
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EMMAW would you post up a youtube of you singin "holly Jolly Christmas" so we can hear your voice? Well?
I didn't think so. So shut it! Sock. anyone can tell that guy does his worke on his knees. is it you EEMMAAWW?
I hate troles
Jack
I guess I broke that sonofabitch from suckin eggs didn't i? :shakesfist:
Either you sing and post "Holly Jolly Christmas" of SHUT THE FUNCK UP!
ONE OF YOU GUTLESS BASTARD"S HAD BETTER SING THIS CHRISTMAS CLASSIC or else!
And i want the damn thing on Youtube by tonight!
Jack Blasingame, II
Well I can tell you aren't a sock.
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Katdaddy is probably one of those liberal hippies with the kind of mileage he's gotten out of that that Pigfucker name. I bet he drives a Volt. I haven't seen mileage like that since Billy Ray Cyrus retired on "Achy Breaky Heart".
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Jack, don't be so hard on ole Winters. I don't think he's strictly a catcher. He probably swings both ways because, listening to that little girly voice, his nuts haven't dropped down into his little sack yet. Gender confusion I think they call it in places like Kansas. :jerk:
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I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...
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never in the history of goEMAW has a thread been more deserving of :flush:
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I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...
Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends. I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW. But I think good people like you all can kept this quite. Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag. Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man. In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas. The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone. But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya. I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at. Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig. Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back. I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment. Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called. One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.
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DNR any of this thread, but I could tell by the subject line that it's just more homophobic bigoted hate speech from an Arky. :rolleyes:
Rinse. Repeat.
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Just :opcat: , all of you Arkies.
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You see this boys! See what has happend? His love triangle is cirlin the wagons to protect their gay lover! I knew it
This whole place is infested with closet gays. A suasage party.
Rams, as I write this it is easy to imagine you wearing a bonnet and a dress, all in a tuff. You sound like a squaw. Do you piss standinG up or a squattin? You and mocat and this feller Winters probly get together and turn out the light and run naked till somebody gets poked.
What would normally happen is a straight man would distance himself from the obvious sausage wrangller Winters. But theSe guys are not only back to back, they are cheek to naked cheek. Probly wrestle around in the middle of the night. Seed flyin everywhere.
I'll bet old Rams hair is as soft as a baby's ass on account of how much seed gets squirted there. Greasy.
Rams, YOU WILL post a holiday youtube upload of you singin "Holly Jolly Christmas" folloed by well wishes of holiday cheer for ALL hog fans or I will continue to expose your alternative lifestyle that you apparently want to keep hidden so everyone here will accept you!. That is an order.
Winters needs to be gone immediately! TLC is one of the only ones on here with the sense that God promised a goose. Everdody else is just dumb.
Jack Blasingame,II
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spot on analysis from wintz, imo.
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Bigots are hilarious!
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You see this boys! See what has happend? His love triangle is cirlin the wagons to protect their gay lover! I knew it
This whole place is infested with closet gays. A suasage party.
Rams, as I write this it is easy to imagine you wearing a bonnet and a dress, all in a tuff. You sound like a squaw. Do you piss standinG up or a squattin? You and mocat and this feller Winters probly get together and turn out the light and run naked till somebody gets poked.
What would normally happen is a straight man would distance himself from the obvious sausage wrangller Winters. But theSe guys are not only back to back, they are cheek to naked cheek. Probly wrestle around in the middle of the night. Seed flyin everywhere.
I'll bet old Rams hair is as soft as a baby's ass on account of how much seed gets squirted there. Greasy.
Rams, YOU WILL post a holiday youtube upload of you singin "Holly Jolly Christmas" folloed by well wishes of holiday cheer for ALL hog fans or I will continue to expose your alternative lifestyle that you apparently want to keep hidden so everyone here will accept you!. That is an order.
Winters needs to be gone immediately! TLC is one of the only ones on here with the sense that God promised a goose. Everdody else is just dumb.
Jack Blasingame,II
A suasage party.
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Now the Jackals come in to surrond Jack Blasingame.....KiethStone.....the despised Skinny Benny (who I already asked to be kicked off!) Dirty pile of bastards here.
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I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...
Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends. I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW. But I think good people like you all can kept this quite. Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag. Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man. In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas. The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone. But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya. I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at. Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig. Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back. I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment. Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called. One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.
that is funny as crap.
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Bigots are hilarious!
I'll bet you laugh your ass off every morning while you brush your teeth!? :) or tooth as the case may be
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Isn't Winters a minor? This guy is going down a line with this that makes me uncomfortable. Who knew Jerry Sandusky was an Arkansas fan?
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I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...
Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends. I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW. But I think good people like you all can kept this quite. Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag. Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man. In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas. The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone. But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya. I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at. Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig. Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back. I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment. Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called. One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.
This story can't be true. If you had ever mumped a pig you would have never gone back to meat goats. Pigs, after all, have more "junk in the trunk". No way this is true. I've been thinking about how Katdaddy has such a limited vocabulary and how, when he tells a story, it's eerily similar to other stories on here. I've come to a conclusion. Katdaddy is, well, "special". He may even be one of Jerry's kids but, certainly, he's the short bus riding "Corky" of the Emaw crowd. That's the only explanation I can come up with.
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I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...
Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends. I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW. But I think good people like you all can kept this quite. Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag. Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man. In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas. The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone. But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya. I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at. Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig. Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back. I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment. Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called. One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.
This story can't be true. If you had ever mumped a pig you would have never gone back to meat goats. Pigs, after all, have more "junk in the trunk". No way this is true. I've been thinking about how Katdaddy has such a limited vocabulary and how, when he tells a story, it's eerily similar to other stories on here. I've come to a conclusion. Katdaddy is, well, "special". He may even be one of Jerry's kids but, certainly, he's the short bus riding "Corky" of the Emaw crowd. That's the only explanation I can come up with.
So you've ruled out the option that he could be one of PWJ's little bastards? :dunno:
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Yes Kistakio I think you're right which makes this worst! Rams (who evidenly lives up to his name) and Mocat are both sodomizing this kid! Thank goodness someone sees it like the hog fans do. This poor gay kid is caught up in a love triangle between two grown naked men! Rams and Mocat and even Kisachio can see it!
Nice work Kistachio on standing up for what is right! You other posters should take a lesson. Kistachio is the only one that had the nerve no to turn his back seein a kid abused.
Jack Blasingame,II
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I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...
Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends. I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW. But I think good people like you all can kept this quite. Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag. Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man. In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas. The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone. But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya. I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at. Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig. Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back. I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment. Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called. One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.
This story can't be true. If you had ever mumped a pig you would have never gone back to meat goats. Pigs, after all, have more "junk in the trunk". No way this is true. I've been thinking about how Katdaddy has such a limited vocabulary and how, when he tells a story, it's eerily similar to other stories on here. I've come to a conclusion. Katdaddy is, well, "special". He may even be one of Jerry's kids but, certainly, he's the short bus riding "Corky" of the Emaw crowd. That's the only explanation I can come up with.
So you've ruled out the option that he could be one of PWJ's little bastards? :dunno:
Even 1 out of 110 of Daddy Jack's kids are susceptible to developing Autism. It's a shame though, with the proper treatment he probably would have learned a phrase or two other than pigfucker.
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Jimmy! Hold it right there! Now this I won't tolerate! Clearly he has problems. Does he ride the short bus? More than likely. But You of all people making fun of little Corky. I'm ashamed. That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters. It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.
Is he one of mine? I don't know maybe. I'm none to smart myself.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
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Bigots are hilarious!
I think these guy's are a bunch of porcupines...
If they had as many dicks sticking out of them as they had stuck in them they would look like porcupines anyway...
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Bigots are hilarious!
I think these guy's are a bunch of porcupines...
If they had as many dicks sticking out of them as they had stuck in them they would look like porcupines anyway...
Smack talk from Arkansas.....pretty cool, considering it's the capitol of male anonymous sex in the country.
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Bigots are hilarious!
I think these guy's are a bunch of porcupines...
If they had as many dicks sticking out of them as they had stuck in them they would look like porcupines anyway...
Smack talk from Arkansas.....pretty cool, considering it's the capitol of male anonymous sex in the country.
Good to see you're not just hanging around Kansas banging you'r friends repeatedly. A porcupine should travel. Hope you enjoyed the Large Arkansas johnny's while you were down...
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I think this pondwater jack guy should stay off the internet and just worry about his reruns of M*A*S*H*
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weird thread, fwiw.
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weird thread, fwiw.
Glad to know some of you are normal... Now I suggest you run from the guys who have taken advantage of you. Go find a safe place. We will keep those perverts off of you now son... :chainsaw:
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I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...
Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends. I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW. But I think good people like you all can kept this quite. Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag. Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man. In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas. The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone. But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya. I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at. Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig. Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back. I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment. Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called. One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.
This story can't be true. If you had ever mumped a pig you would have never gone back to meat goats. Pigs, after all, have more "junk in the trunk". No way this is true. I've been thinking about how Katdaddy has such a limited vocabulary and how, when he tells a story, it's eerily similar to other stories on here. I've come to a conclusion. Katdaddy is, well, "special". He may even be one of Jerry's kids but, certainly, he's the short bus riding "Corky" of the Emaw crowd. That's the only explanation I can come up with.
So you've ruled out the option that he could be one of PWJ's little bastards? :dunno:
I know one thing that might surprize you all. The brief time I spent in Arr-Kansas, I think one or two of you could be the result of the pigfuckin I got caught up in. Like I said before, I was young back then and didn't know what the result of my actions could cause. Do any of you have a right nut that is larger than a pair on most men and the ball sack pulls you to the right even when trying with all your strenght to walk straight. If so, ask your moma if a young crazed man from the hills of kansas talked sweet and offered her some pig sooie for a night of pleasure. You may be one of my bastards. Please don't cry when you see how handsome your daddy is.
P.S. there is a reason they call me Katdaddy around here. :fatty:
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weird thread, fwiw.
Now I suggest you run from the guys who have taken advantage of you. Go find a safe place. We will keep those perverts off you you now son...
Are you referring to the OP?
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I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...
Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends. I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW. But I think good people like you all can kept this quite. Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag. Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man. In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas. The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone. But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya. I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at. Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig. Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back. I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment. Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called. One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.
This story can't be true. If you had ever mumped a pig you would have never gone back to meat goats. Pigs, after all, have more "junk in the trunk". No way this is true. I've been thinking about how Katdaddy has such a limited vocabulary and how, when he tells a story, it's eerily similar to other stories on here. I've come to a conclusion. Katdaddy is, well, "special". He may even be one of Jerry's kids but, certainly, he's the short bus riding "Corky" of the Emaw crowd. That's the only explanation I can come up with.
So you've ruled out the option that he could be one of PWJ's little bastards? :dunno:
I know one thing that might surprize you all. The brief time I spent in Arr-Kansas, I think one or two of you could be the result of the pigfuckin I got caught up in. Like I said before, I was young back then and didn't know what the result of my actions could cause. Do any of you have a right nut that is larger than a pair on most men and the ball sack pulls you to the right even when trying with all your strenght to walk straight. If so, ask your moma if a young crazed man from the hills of kansas talked sweet and offered her some pig sooie for a night of pleasure. You may be one of my bastards. Please don't cry when you see how handsome your daddy is.
P.S. there is a reason they call me Katdaddy around here. :fatty:
You're definitely a son of Jackson Holly Blasingame, III; and as such you should be aware that when you came to Arkansas you left a few inbred bastards of you'r own. It would be irresponsible of you to mate with any more Arkansas women, and that's not even taking you'r mental health issues into consideration. I hope that you can forgive daddy for having relations with your mother. Especially given that she may very well be an animal. Jack's not perfect. Heck! None of us ever claimed he was. You just need to relax now brother. We have resources available to clear up your cleft pallet, but full recovery is out of the question for your mental aptitude. However, we may can teach you to quit sitting on your right testicle thereby allowing it to return to it's regular size; but being a son of Jack you will find that regular size is still twice as big as a 67 yr old heart patient. I thought you might like to see some pictures of your kids. I hope they cheer you up...
You'r Bro
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Jimmy! Hold it right there! Now this I won't tolerate! Clearly he has problems. Does he ride the short bus? More than likely. But You of all people making fun of little Corky. I'm ashamed. That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters. It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.
Is he one of mine? I don't know maybe. I'm none to smart myself.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold. This guy has a fastball.
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Jimmy! Hold it right there! Now this I won't tolerate! Clearly he has problems. Does he ride the short bus? More than likely. But You of all people making fun of little Corky. I'm ashamed. That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters. It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.
Is he one of mine? I don't know maybe. I'm none to smart myself.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
If I offended any of Jerry's kids or Corky, I apologize. Is that good enough Jack?
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Jimmy! Hold it right there! Now this I won't tolerate! Clearly he has problems. Does he ride the short bus? More than likely. But You of all people making fun of little Corky. I'm ashamed. That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters. It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.
Is he one of mine? I don't know maybe. I'm none to smart myself.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
If I offended any of Jerry's kids or Corky, I apologize. Is that good enough Jack?
Corky this guy is not... This guy inherited Jack's daddy's temper just like OTR... Unfortunately it comes off slightly humorous due to the cleft lip and crazy way he keeps yelling pigfucker at people. Does he deserve our pity? Yes... Does he need help? Yes... Should you get within biting distance? Hell no!
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Jimmy! Hold it right there! Now this I won't tolerate! Clearly he has problems. Does he ride the short bus? More than likely. But You of all people making fun of little Corky. I'm ashamed. That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters. It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.
Is he one of mine? I don't know maybe. I'm none to smart myself.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold. This guy has a fastball.
Be careful Mr. Stone; PWJ claims to have large ones. May be the size of some of his childern's heads. :horrorsurprise:
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Jimmy! Hold it right there! Now this I won't tolerate! Clearly he has problems. Does he ride the short bus? More than likely. But You of all people making fun of little Corky. I'm ashamed. That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters. It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.
Is he one of mine? I don't know maybe. I'm none to smart myself.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold. This guy has a fastball.
Be careful Mr. Stone; PWJ claims to have large ones. May be the size of some of his childern's heads. :horrorsurprise:
Big ones fer sure. My daddy, HF_Mudd (who is a member of Team Blasingame) who'll be joining this thread in a week or so after he gets out, told me that when he was audishnin for the team, that he took his famous dna stained baseball bat to Jack's knees to demonstrate his technik for keepin folks in line, and dam near nutted him. Little did he know of PWJ's legendary hangage. True story I shite you not.
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Jimmy! Hold it right there! Now this I won't tolerate! Clearly he has problems. Does he ride the short bus? More than likely. But You of all people making fun of little Corky. I'm ashamed. That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters. It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.
Is he one of mine? I don't know maybe. I'm none to smart myself.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold. This guy has a fastball.
Be careful Mr. Stone; PWJ claims to have large ones. May be the size of some of his childern's heads. :horrorsurprise:
Big ones fer sure. My daddy, HF_Mudd (who is a member of Team Blasingame) who'll be joining this thread in a week or so after he gets out, told me that when he was audishnin for the team, that he took his famous dna stained baseball bat to Jack's knees to demonstrate his technik for keepin folks in line, and dam near nutted him. Little did he know of PWJ's legendary hangage. True story I shite you not.
:ohno:
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Jimmy! Hold it right there! Now this I won't tolerate! Clearly he has problems. Does he ride the short bus? More than likely. But You of all people making fun of little Corky. I'm ashamed. That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters. It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.
Is he one of mine? I don't know maybe. I'm none to smart myself.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold. This guy has a fastball.
Be careful Mr. Stone; PWJ claims to have large ones. May be the size of some of his childern's heads. :horrorsurprise:
Big ones fer sure. My daddy, HF_Mudd (who is a member of Team Blasingame) who'll be joining this thread in a week or so after he gets out, told me that when he was audishnin for the team, that he took his famous dna stained baseball bat to Jack's knees to demonstrate his technik for keepin folks in line, and dam near nutted him. Little did he know of PWJ's legendary hangage. True story I shite you not.
You Kansas needle-dicks need to "r u n n o f t" if Ol' Muddy shows up..! That's 4 realz...
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Jimmy! Hold it right there! Now this I won't tolerate! Clearly he has problems. Does he ride the short bus? More than likely. But You of all people making fun of little Corky. I'm ashamed. That would be like Henry Kissenger makin fun of urkle about foreign policy matters. It ain't fair and I think you should apologise to the challenged Katdaddy/Corky and let's put this ugliness behind us.
Is he one of mine? I don't know maybe. I'm none to smart myself.
J. Holly Blasingame,II
short bus/corky jokes are pure, original gold. This guy has a fastball.
Be careful Mr. Stone; PWJ claims to have large ones. May be the size of some of his childern's heads. :horrorsurprise:
Big ones fer sure. My daddy, HF_Mudd (who is a member of Team Blasingame) who'll be joining this thread in a week or so after he gets out, told me that when he was audishnin for the team, that he took his famous dna stained baseball bat to Jack's knees to demonstrate his technik for keepin folks in line, and dam near nutted him. Little did he know of PWJ's legendary hangage. True story I shite you not.
:ohno:
You know, my nut just grew out of manhood. But I'm scared that PWJ nuts swelled up from dubious characters such as your daddy, and who knows what he may have done with all those menfolk in the pen.
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Katdaddy could be on the real housewifes emaw. He is such a Diva.
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Katdaddy could be on the real housewifes emaw. He is such a Diva.
There you go again.. Man fellas even i'm scared to see what this outfit would look like if Adam were running the show..
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Katdaddy could be on the real housewifes emaw. He is such a Diva.
There you go again.. Man fellas even i'm scared to see what this outfit would look like if Adam were running the show..
don't go talking like that, they will get the wrong idea.....these meat goat divas will try to get me to stay and run meat goat pagenats for them.
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weird thread, fwiw.
Now I suggest you run from the guys who have taken advantage of you. Go find a safe place. We will keep those perverts off you you now son...
Are you referring to the OP?
Nice try, but I'm quite certain that you were the most named suspect when victims were questioned. I hope God has mercy on your soul, because none of us will once the truth comes out about you and you'r lust for boy flesh. You also need to quit having your chicken boys PM'ing Jimmy. He can't handle their stories of your Caligula guppy training program. He's country, but he isn't made of stone. It breaks his heart when kids suffer.
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Katdaddy could be on the real housewifes emaw. He is such a Diva.
There you go again.. Man fellas even i'm scared to see what this outfit would look like if Adam were running the show..
don't go talking like that, they will get the wrong idea.....these meat goat divas will try to get me to stay and run meat goat pagenats for them.
It's obvious they are not listening to Daddy Jack when he isn't here. Maybe someone like you should be like a 2nd in command for those times when Jack can't be around to dish out justice with wisdom. It's pretty evident the monkeys have been running the zoo around here... I know OTR usually handles these matters, but he's not here either.. I think Odell escaped his night pen again.
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I keep checking this thread expecting some entertainment and it keeps letting me down.
Do y'all own a kettle? You're starting to remind me of those lunatics up north.
Jack keeps posting all these country songs and he couldn't come up with this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzJPJNJnUrQ
You're welcome, Jack.
C'mon boys. Pick it up a little.
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I keep checking this thread expecting some entertainment and it keeps letting me down.
Do y'all own a kettle? You're starting to remind me of those lunatics up north.
Jack keeps posting all these country songs and he couldn't come up with this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzJPJNJnUrQ
You're welcome, Jack.
C'mon boys. Pick it up a little.
IRA please quit PMing me the goat pictures. All kidding aside, it is getting a bit weird.
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hi jack ole friend. i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings. i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off. glad to see you find some of your basturds. i new you was lookin for them.
jack and me go back a ways. ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna. glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there. i got a questioin for you kansas folks. why is your mascot a stray cat? you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them. i put them down all the time around my place. do yall think they are scary or some such?
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hi jack ole friend. i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings. i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off. glad to see you find some of your basturds. i new you was lookin for them.
jack and me go back a ways. ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna. glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there. i got a questioin for you kansas folks. why is your mascot a stray cat? you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them. i put them down all the time around my place. do yall think they are scary or some such?
Razorjimbob I don't believe we have met before. What brings you to the meat goat board?
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I keep checking this thread expecting some entertainment and it keeps letting me down.
Do y'all own a kettle? You're starting to remind me of those lunatics up north.
Jack keeps posting all these country songs and he couldn't come up with this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzJPJNJnUrQ
You're welcome, Jack.
C'mon boys. Pick it up a little.
Ira I don't know how you found this little ditty. If you listen real hard you will hear that it is the story of Jackson Holly Blasengame, IX... Uncle Glenn was Jacks step brother and he made a killing off of the stories of Jack. He also has a taste for the pot liquor and will smack the hell out of you if you get out of line. I haven't seen Uncle Glenn since I was 14 or so. he took me to a Tijuana whore house for my birthday. h Of course he got me drunk 1st. I was told that I had a real good time becoming a man down in Mexico. I wish I could remember. Mom was furious when Uncle Glenn dropped me off. I heard her wrestling and screaming at him in her bedroom for about 30 minutes before he got in his car and left. You should have seen him. Mom whooped his ass good judging from the mussed up hair and sweaty shirt . He lit a cigarette and said boy I guess I need to let that girl in Mexico know where you got your stamina. I said OK uncle Glenn have a good drive... Have not seen him since...
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Pig mascot. :lol:
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Pig mascot. :lol:
Cool.. :cheers:
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hi jack ole friend. i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings. i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off. glad to see you find some of your basturds. i new you was lookin for them.
jack and me go back a ways. ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna. glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there. i got a questioin for you kansas folks. why is your mascot a stray cat? you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them. i put them down all the time around my place. do yall think they are scary or some such?
RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper. Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas. If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times. Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker. :party:
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hi jack ole friend. i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings. i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off. glad to see you find some of your basturds. i new you was lookin for them.
jack and me go back a ways. ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna. glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there. i got a questioin for you kansas folks. why is your mascot a stray cat? you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them. i put them down all the time around my place. do yall think they are scary or some such?
RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper. Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas. If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times. Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker. :party:
Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your male genitals. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..
Love,
Brother Winds
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hi jack ole friend. i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings. i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off. glad to see you find some of your basturds. i new you was lookin for them.
jack and me go back a ways. ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna. glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there. i got a questioin for you kansas folks. why is your mascot a stray cat? you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them. i put them down all the time around my place. do yall think they are scary or some such?
RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper. Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas. If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times. Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker. :party:
Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your male genitals. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..
Love,
Brother Winds
Brother Winds, begging will get you nowhere. :nono:
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I keep checking this thread expecting some entertainment and it keeps letting me down.
Do y'all own a kettle? You're starting to remind me of those lunatics up north.
Jack keeps posting all these country songs and he couldn't come up with this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzJPJNJnUrQ
You're welcome, Jack.
C'mon boys. Pick it up a little.
Ira I don't know how you found this little ditty. If you listen real hard you will hear that it is the story of Jackson Holly Blasengame, IX... Uncle Glenn was Jacks step brother and he made a killing off of the stories of Jack. He also has a taste for the pot liquor and will smack the hell out of you if you get out of line. I haven't seen Uncle Glenn since I was 14 or so. he took me to a Tijuana whore house for my birthday. h Of course he got me drunk 1st. I was told that I had a real good time becoming a man down in Mexico. I wish I could remember. Mom was furious when Uncle Glenn dropped me off. I heard her wrestling and screaming at him in her bedroom for about 30 minutes before he got in his car and left. You should have seen him. Mom whooped his ass good judging from the mussed up hair and sweaty shirt . He lit a cigarette and said boy I guess I need to let that girl in Mexico know where you got your stamina. I said OK uncle Glenn have a good drive... Have not seen him since...
If I listen real hard? Son, why do you think I posted that thing in the first place?
The rest of your story is excellent. Especially the fact that your uncle is named Glenn. People named Glenn are almost universally recognized as badasses.
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hi jack ole friend. i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings. i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off. glad to see you find some of your basturds. i new you was lookin for them.
jack and me go back a ways. ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna. glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there. i got a questioin for you kansas folks. why is your mascot a stray cat? you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them. i put them down all the time around my place. do yall think they are scary or some such?
RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper. Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas. If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times. Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker. :party:
Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your crock. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..
Love,
Brother Winds
Brother Winds, begging will get you nowhere. :nono:
What? You don't even make sense child.
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hi jack ole friend. i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings. i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off. glad to see you find some of your basturds. i new you was lookin for them.
jack and me go back a ways. ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna. glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there. i got a questioin for you kansas folks. why is your mascot a stray cat? you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them. i put them down all the time around my place. do yall think they are scary or some such?
RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper. Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas. If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times. Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker. :party:
Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your crock. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..
Love,
Brother Winds
Brother Winds, begging will get you nowhere. :nono:
What? You don't even make sense child.
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hi jack ole friend. i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings. i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off. glad to see you find some of your basturds. i new you was lookin for them.
jack and me go back a ways. ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna. glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there. i got a questioin for you kansas folks. why is your mascot a stray cat? you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them. i put them down all the time around my place. do yall think they are scary or some such?
RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper. Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas. If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times. Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker. :party:
Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your crock. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..
Love,
Brother Winds
Brother Winds, begging will get you nowhere. :nono:
What? You don't even make sense child.
I hope you're fine website allows poasting, cause I'm skunked..!
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hi jack ole friend. i haven't saw you since them lsu cracodiles kicked me off of tigerdrippings. i new my training as a detacitive in phenix city would pay off. glad to see you find some of your basturds. i new you was lookin for them.
jack and me go back a ways. ever since he was with that stripper down in lousyanna. glad i moved out of that place there was to many cracodiles down there. i got a questioin for you kansas folks. why is your mascot a stray cat? you no them thangs cary all sorts of bad germs around with them. i put them down all the time around my place. do yall think they are scary or some such?
RazorJimbob you ole pig worshiper. Have you had a pig relieve you needs and wants like so many of your kind, oops I mean vistors from Arr- kansas. If you have, tell us superior goat ranchers about those times. Who knows, we just may share a meat goat story with you all.
Oh, and by the way, welcome to the board pigfucker. :party:
Kat why don't you just put down the tweezers and drop trow already. You always get testy when you gotta pee and can't find your crock. I must apologize ahead of time for my lack of decorum for I have truly gone and gotten shitfaced. Little Brother you need to quit yelling pigfucker at every new person who comes on board. How about you call them cat-rapist for a while. If you can come up with something new and talk a little less people probably won't even notice the cleft pallet... please lil brother! stop embarrassing yourself..
Love,
Brother Winds
Brother Winds, begging will get you nowhere. :nono:
What? You don't even make sense child.
I hope you're fine website allows poasting, cause I'm skunked..!
Who's your Daddy, boy. "I love my daddy" You can't be one of mine. Mine would never use that blubbering mushy crap. :nono:
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This crap is harder to read than Huck Finn. :facepalm:
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This crap is harder to read than Huck Finn. :facepalm:
LOL, you orta try talkin it boy
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This crap is harder to read than Huck Finn. :facepalm:
LOL, you orta try talkin it boy
:cheers:
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This crap is harder to read than Huck Finn. :facepalm:
I think so to gastrointestine. Sofar the only meaningful post from a KSU fan is from Ira Hayes.
Nice song Ira. Glenn Cambell is always good. I love the song "witchita lineman" Uncle Glenn i sthe pride of Delight Arkansas. Never liked school but would ride the bus to his uncles house and play music all day. He made a good living of that study plan.
You kids quit squabblin! Or I'll bring the belt!
Jack
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This crap is harder to read than Huck Finn. :facepalm:
LOL, you orta try talkin it boy
WTF are you getting at here?
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Hello everyone.
I'm looking for my biological father.
His name is Jack Blasingame II
I guess some of you are my half brothers and half sister. Well hello. Nice to meet you.
Where's dad?
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He's somewhere in Updog
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SkinBen, don't go telling outsiders about updog
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He's somewhere in Updog
Where's Updog?? :confused:
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Nowhere much, where'sup with you?