Daddy Jack is Home. Just in time for Christmas.

[pondwater jack]

Says he's one of yours.



Named Winters?  That right?  Tell me that guy would rather pitch than catch. 

That is a catcher.  All day long.  He catches.  That is what he does.  He's a stump broke catcher and everyone of you here knows  it. 

You ungrateful bastards of mine tell me this ain't so.  If that was one of mine he'd be out!

I would disinherit you but I ain't got nothin.  You gotta throw this guy off. 

Winters plays the Skin Flute and you know it. He's ruin this place.

Daddy

[pondwater jack]

Am I alone?  Or should Winters be renamed Catcher in the Rye(no Kansas pun intended, but he is clearly gay, and probaly proud.  Pink panther, all of it)  

Jack Blasingame, II

[snoblind]

Pretty pathetic attempt to talk smack.  Rank amatuer.  Jack, that idiot doesn't seem eloquent enough to run with these boys.

 

[EMMAW]

Pretty in-depth analysis if you ask me 

Not sure how you guys are getting those two points though 

[pondwater jack]

EMMAW would you post up a youtube of you singin "holly Jolly Christmas" so we can hear your voice?  Well? 

I didn't think so.  So shut it!  Sock.  anyone can tell that guy does his worke on his knees.  is it you EEMMAAWW? 

I hate troles

Jack

[pondwater jack]

I guess I broke that sonofabitch from suckin eggs didn't i?

Either you sing and post "Holly Jolly Christmas" of SHUT THE FUNCK UP!

ONE OF YOU GUTLESS BASTARD"S HAD BETTER SING THIS CHRISTMAS CLASSIC or else!

And i want the damn thing on Youtube by tonight!

Jack Blasingame, II

[EMMAW]

EMMAW would you post up a youtube of you singin "holly Jolly Christmas" so we can hear your voice?  Well? 

I didn't think so.  So shut it!  Sock.  anyone can tell that guy does his worke on his knees.  is it you EEMMAAWW? 

I hate troles

Jack

I guess I broke that sonofabitch from suckin eggs didn't i?

Either you sing and post "Holly Jolly Christmas" of SHUT THE FUNCK UP!

ONE OF YOU GUTLESS BASTARD"S HAD BETTER SING THIS CHRISTMAS CLASSIC or else!

And i want the damn thing on Youtube by tonight!

Jack Blasingame, II

Well I can tell you aren't a sock.

[JIMMY]

Katdaddy is probably one of those liberal hippies with the kind of mileage he's gotten out of that that Pigfucker name.  I bet he drives a Volt.  I haven't seen mileage like that since Billy Ray Cyrus retired on "Achy Breaky Heart". 

[JIMMY]

Jack, don't be so hard on ole Winters.  I don't think he's strictly a catcher.  He probably swings both ways because, listening to that little girly voice, his nuts haven't dropped down into his little sack yet.  Gender confusion I think they call it in places like Kansas.

[4windshawg]

I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...

[mocat]

never in the history of goEMAW has a thread been more deserving of 

[Katpappy]

I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...

Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends.  I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW.  But I think good people like you all can kept this quite.  Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag.  Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man.  In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas.  The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone.  But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya.  I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at.  Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig.  Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back.  I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment.  Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called.  One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.  

[Rams]

DNR any of this thread, but I could tell by the subject line that it's just more homophobic bigoted hate speech from an Arky.  

Rinse. Repeat.  

[SkinnyBenny]

Just , all of you Arkies.

[pondwater jack]

You see this boys!  See what has happend?  His love triangle is cirlin the wagons to protect their gay lover!  I knew it

This whole place is infested with closet gays.  A suasage party.  

Rams, as I write this it is easy to imagine you wearing a bonnet and a dress, all in a tuff.  You sound like a squaw.  Do you piss standinG up or a squattin?  You and mocat and this feller Winters probly get together and turn out the light and run naked till somebody gets poked.

What would normally happen is a straight man would distance himself from the obvious sausage wrangller Winters.  But theSe guys are not only back to back, they are cheek to naked cheek.  Probly wrestle around in the middle of the night.  Seed flyin everywhere.

I'll bet old Rams hair is as soft as a baby's ass on account of how much seed gets squirted there.  Greasy.

Rams, YOU WILL post a holiday youtube upload of you singin "Holly Jolly Christmas" folloed by well wishes of holiday cheer for ALL hog fans or I will continue to expose your alternative lifestyle that you apparently want to keep hidden so everyone here will accept you!.  That is an order.

Winters needs to be gone immediately!  TLC is one of the only ones on here with the sense that God promised a goose.  Everdody else is just dumb.

Jack Blasingame,II

[EllToPay]

spot on analysis from wintz, imo.

[Dugout DickStone]

Bigots are hilarious!

[SkinnyBenny]

You see this boys!  See what has happend?  His love triangle is cirlin the wagons to protect their gay lover!  I knew it

This whole place is infested with closet gays.  A suasage party.  

Rams, as I write this it is easy to imagine you wearing a bonnet and a dress, all in a tuff.  You sound like a squaw.  Do you piss standinG up or a squattin?  You and mocat and this feller Winters probly get together and turn out the light and run naked till somebody gets poked.

What would normally happen is a straight man would distance himself from the obvious sausage wrangller Winters.  But theSe guys are not only back to back, they are cheek to naked cheek.  Probly wrestle around in the middle of the night.  Seed flyin everywhere.

I'll bet old Rams hair is as soft as a baby's ass on account of how much seed gets squirted there.  Greasy.

Rams, YOU WILL post a holiday youtube upload of you singin "Holly Jolly Christmas" folloed by well wishes of holiday cheer for ALL hog fans or I will continue to expose your alternative lifestyle that you apparently want to keep hidden so everyone here will accept you!.  That is an order.

Winters needs to be gone immediately!  TLC is one of the only ones on here with the sense that God promised a goose.  Everdody else is just dumb.

Jack Blasingame,II

A suasage party.

[pondwater jack]

Now the Jackals come in to surrond Jack Blasingame.....KiethStone.....the despised Skinny Benny (who I already asked to be kicked off!)  Dirty pile of bastards here. 

[pondwater jack]

I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...

Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends.  I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW.  But I think good people like you all can kept this quite.  Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag.  Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man.  In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas.  The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone.  But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya.  I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at.  Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig.  Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back.  I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment.  Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called.  One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.  

that is funny as crap.

[pondwater jack]

Bigots are hilarious!

I'll bet you laugh your ass off every morning while you brush your teeth!?   or tooth as the case may be

[kostakio]

Isn't Winters a minor? This guy is going down a line with this that makes me uncomfortable.   Who knew Jerry Sandusky was an Arkansas fan?   

[JIMMY]

I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...

Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends.  I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW.  But I think good people like you all can kept this quite.  Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag.  Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man.  In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas.  The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone.  But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya.  I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at.  Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig.  Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back.  I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment.  Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called.  One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.  

This story can't be true.  If you had ever mumped a pig you would have never gone back to meat goats.  Pigs, after all, have more "junk in the trunk".  No way this is true.  I've been thinking about how Katdaddy has such a limited vocabulary and how, when he tells a story, it's eerily similar to other stories on here.  I've come to a conclusion.  Katdaddy is, well, "special".  He may even be one of Jerry's kids but, certainly, he's the short bus riding "Corky" of the Emaw crowd.  That's the only explanation I can come up with.

[schreds21]

I have a hankerin fer pigjina...! We could wait all night for something new from the pig rough rider guy...

Hope you didn't mind waiting for this true story I'm about to tell, since we been such good friends.  I haven't told anyone this before; for fear of repercussions from the good people of goEMAW.  But I think good people like you all can kept this quite.  Well here it goes, I'm about to let the cat out of the bag.  Years ago, possibly around 30 yrs or so, I was a rambling man.  In my travels, I crossed thru Arr-Kansas.  The things I saw were not the type
of events that a person is willing to share with just anyone.  But since you guys are like family, I'm going to tell ya.  I seen more two legged pigs around there then I could shake a stick at.  Well since so many of the locals
were having their way with these pigs and since I just wanted to fit in; I too mumped a pig.  Can't say I enjoyed it, but damn, one of the pigs showed me where the folks of Arr-Kansas go to worship their favorite pig.
Something called a razor back.  I tried to ride the pig, but there were literally thousands in line; all wanting to get a piece of pig enjoyment.  Well I just had too ask what this place of pigfuckers was called.  One hollered Woo
Pig Sooie as he told me the name of this place... Arr-Kansas U.  

This story can't be true.  If you had ever mumped a pig you would have never gone back to meat goats.  Pigs, after all, have more "junk in the trunk".  No way this is true.  I've been thinking about how Katdaddy has such a limited vocabulary and how, when he tells a story, it's eerily similar to other stories on here.  I've come to a conclusion.  Katdaddy is, well, "special".  He may even be one of Jerry's kids but, certainly, he's the short bus riding "Corky" of the Emaw crowd.  That's the only explanation I can come up with.

So you've ruled out the option that he could be one of PWJ's little bastards?   

[pondwater jack]

Yes Kistakio I think you're right which makes this worst!  Rams (who evidenly lives up to his name) and Mocat are both sodomizing this kid!  Thank goodness someone sees it like the hog fans do.  This poor gay kid is caught up in a love triangle between two grown naked men!  Rams and Mocat and even Kisachio can see it!

Nice work Kistachio on standing up for what is right!  You other posters should take a lesson.  Kistachio is the only one that had the nerve no to turn his back seein a kid abused.

Jack Blasingame,II