Since we are all sharing stories:
A guy I worked with met this chick from Kansas online. She said she was a public defendant for her city, drove a sweet camaro, and enjoyed random fucks from the internet. So this idiot drives to Kansas for the weekend, comes back, and reports on what happened. First he said, "The drive is rough ridin' terrible. There is literally nothing in Kansas. Nothing. Just flat fields forever and ever. If thats not bad enough, I get there, and this bitch is every bit of 230 pounds, drives a beat up 1994 IROC, and lives in a "city" of about 20 people where she is the district CLERK. Anyway, we mumped and now I have genital warts." There ya go. Good ole Kansas for ya. Funny how this story represents every negative thing you people are throwing at us. Poor hygiene, STD's, poor, redneck, etc etc etc.
Also Pete, your national list was interesting regarding families in AR. Curious though, if Kansas is so much better, why then does KSU have a need for this on their site?
http://www.k-state.edu/counseling/topics/relationships/dysfunc.html