There's a guy who is on the cleaning crew where I work , Leonard is his name, that is from Memphis originally. His uncle played football for Arkansas back in the 60's. Says he was some all conference running back, Jackie some rough ridin' stupid inbred name or another.
Anyway back to my story.
Leonard has been bumping his gums all morning, literally, so I went out at lunch and cut the brake lines on his Datsun B-210. Hope he wrecks into a train on his way back to the trailer tonight.