This is really simple folks. It's one last cash grab before he takes his buyout and retires to Florida in 2 or 3 years. Why do you think he left his wife and daughter in Florida?
Charlie: "I'm taking the KU job"
Mrs. Weiss: "You want me to move to KENTUCKY now?"
Charlie: "No. It's in Kansas."
Mrs. Weiss: "KANSAS!?!11!?"
Charlie: "Now hear me out. They want to pay me..."
Mrs. Weiss: "I don't care. IT'S IN KANSAS!!1!1!"
Charlie: "$12.5 million and you can stay here."
Mrs. Wiess: "I'm listening..."
Charlie: "We can't pass up this money. My coaching stock is dropping like a rock and my body is falling apart. I'll phone it in for a couple of years and you can use the private plane as much as you want and I'll be done in a couple of years and we can retire comfortably here in Florida."
Mrs. Weiss: "whatevs"
KU Fans:

The rest of college football nation:

Qatz fans:
