Author Topic: BABY IN THE OFFICE! (Read 21420 times)

Gooch · « **Reply #125 on:** October 15, 2015, 02:17:42 PM »

employee

puniraptor · « **Reply #126 on:** October 15, 2015, 02:29:00 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on October 15, 2015, 02:17:24 PM

emp?

Empily, white person name.

puniraptor · « **Reply #127 on:** October 15, 2015, 02:29:26 PM »

you should tell them that their baby looks nothing like them

The Big Train · « **Reply #128 on:** December 22, 2015, 12:49:11 PM »

I'm not sure when it happened, but they are everywhere

8manpick · « **Reply #129 on:** December 22, 2015, 01:10:01 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on June 16, 2015, 02:45:58 PM

oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.

michigancat · « **Reply #130 on:** December 22, 2015, 01:10:33 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on December 22, 2015, 01:10:01 PM

Quote from: michigancat on June 16, 2015, 02:45:58 PM
oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.

I didn't know.

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #131 on:** January 27, 2016, 11:30:03 AM »

It's happening right now.

Gooch · « **Reply #132 on:** March 16, 2016, 02:55:54 PM »

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

slobber · « **Reply #133 on:** March 16, 2016, 02:58:22 PM »

You guys have fun offices.

Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)

8manpick · « **Reply #134 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:24:25 PM »

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #135 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:28:37 PM »

A couple weeks ago my sitter called in sick and I had left my laptop at work so I took Baby Emo to work for a short bit to pick up my laptop. While I was there I swung by this one engineer's desk to see how he was coming along on this project and he was staring into his screen and was all grumpy and pissed and then grumbling nonsense and then he turned and saw Baby Emo and just lit up and was very friendly and talkative and he promised me my stuff by the end of the day.

(He didn't deliver though.

)

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #136 on:** March 23, 2016, 02:35:37 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 23, 2016, 02:28:37 PM

A couple weeks ago my sitter called in sick and I had left my laptop at work so I took Baby Emo to work for a short bit to pick up my laptop. While I was there I swung by this one engineer's desk to see how he was coming along on this project and he was staring into his screen and was all grumpy and pissed and then grumbling nonsense and then he turned and saw Baby Emo and just lit up and was very friendly and talkative and he promised me my stuff by the end of the day.

(He didn't deliver though. )

Are you sure he wasn't being sarcastically over-friendly?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #137 on:** March 23, 2016, 03:20:30 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on March 23, 2016, 02:35:37 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 23, 2016, 02:28:37 PM
A couple weeks ago my sitter called in sick and I had left my laptop at work so I took Baby Emo to work for a short bit to pick up my laptop. While I was there I swung by this one engineer's desk to see how he was coming along on this project and he was staring into his screen and was all grumpy and pissed and then grumbling nonsense and then he turned and saw Baby Emo and just lit up and was very friendly and talkative and he promised me my stuff by the end of the day.

(He didn't deliver though. )

Are you sure he wasn't being sarcastically over-friendly?

Yes I am sure. Don't know how but I am.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #138 on:** March 23, 2016, 05:27:56 PM »

At what point does a kid cease being a "baby"?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #139 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:11:00 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on March 23, 2016, 05:27:56 PM

At what point does a kid cease being a "baby"?

When they no longer need help in the bathroom.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #140 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:13:06 PM »

When is that?

The Big Train · « **Reply #141 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:22:54 PM »

I haven't gone a month without seeing a baby at work

Tobias · « **Reply #142 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:39:47 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on March 23, 2016, 06:13:06 PM

When is that?

topeka-when or somewhere else-when?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #143 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:40:40 PM »

I didn't even know it mattered

star seed 7 · « **Reply #144 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:43:28 PM »

To me, if the thing can walk it's no longer a baby, but I could be swayed with the bathroom argument

sys · « **Reply #145 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:49:13 PM »

i think it has to be able to both walk and crap.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #146 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:50:19 PM »

Ok, but a puppy lasts until like a year old and they can walk and crap after like a day

Tobias · « **Reply #147 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:52:13 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on March 23, 2016, 06:40:40 PM

I didn't even know it mattered

the world (topeka) is your bathroom, as they always say

star seed 7 · « **Reply #148 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:56:54 PM »

That's an interesting point, 'bias

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #149 on:** March 23, 2016, 07:10:20 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on March 23, 2016, 06:13:06 PM

When is that?

Depends on the kid. My cousin's kid still needed help wiping his butt at age 7. (Coffeyville resident)

Author Topic: BABY IN THE OFFICE! (Read 21420 times)

The Big Train

The Big Train