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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #75 on: November 19, 2014, 10:58:31 AM »
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #76 on: November 19, 2014, 10:58:39 AM »
Why don't I get "I'm not contributing to overpopulation leave"?

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #77 on: November 19, 2014, 11:00:07 AM »
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #78 on: November 19, 2014, 11:00:51 AM »
 :lol: Fair point. Work is slow during the holidays and every other day for that matter.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #79 on: December 10, 2014, 10:35:53 AM »
IT RAN UP TO ME AND WANTED ME TO HOLD IT!!!!!!!  :curse: :runaway:

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #80 on: December 10, 2014, 10:57:38 AM »
that happened to me once and i did and the rough rider smelled disgusting, what the eff is wrong with babies smh


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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #81 on: December 10, 2014, 10:58:47 AM »
IT RAN UP TO ME AND WANTED ME TO HOLD IT!!!!!!!  :curse: :runaway:

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #82 on: December 10, 2014, 11:02:58 AM »
I don't think so. But it laughed at me and kept wanted to be help and play with my wildcat bobble head.  :runaway:

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #83 on: December 10, 2014, 12:45:08 PM »
mrs. cire just got approved to bring new cire to work up to 4 months with possible extension to 6. 

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« Reply #84 on: December 10, 2014, 03:06:55 PM »
mrs. cire just got approved to bring new cire to work up to 4 months with possible extension to 6. 

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so, pack n play in the cube/office?  That is great, you can put a goddamn Cadillac in the garage for what infant care costs

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #85 on: June 16, 2015, 08:28:52 AM »
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #86 on: June 16, 2015, 09:27:56 AM »
There's a god damn play pen next to the cubicles.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #87 on: June 16, 2015, 11:07:57 AM »
Thinking about starting to bring my dog to work with me
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #88 on: June 16, 2015, 11:09:52 AM »
There's a god damn play pen next to the cubicles.

You should stumble into it and mention how much of a safety hazard it is.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #89 on: June 16, 2015, 11:26:46 AM »
There's a god damn play pen next to the cubicles.

You should stumble into it and mention how much of a safety hazard it is.
Wow, that is a great idea. I was going to suggest going over and playing with the baby all afternoon and then, when you don't get anything done, tell your boss that the baby is just too much of a distraction.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #90 on: June 16, 2015, 11:28:00 AM »
I try to hide when a baby comes. What do you talk about with a baby?

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #91 on: June 16, 2015, 11:40:44 AM »
The baby is no where near my office. Sometimes it sits in on meetings I'm in though. That's real annoying.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #92 on: June 16, 2015, 11:48:42 AM »
I try to hide when a baby comes. What do you talk about with a baby?

You could ask it what shape things are.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #93 on: June 16, 2015, 12:10:04 PM »
The baby is no where near my office. Sometimes it sits in on meetings I'm in though. That's real annoying.
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #94 on: June 16, 2015, 12:15:04 PM »
I try to hide when a baby comes. What do you talk about with a baby?
i asked one the names of big men under frank and their heights. he shrugged and walked off.
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #95 on: June 16, 2015, 02:27:24 PM »
Thinking about starting to bring my dog to work with me

you should.  people love dogs.
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #96 on: June 16, 2015, 02:29:38 PM »
Thinking about starting to bring my dog to work with me

you should.  people love dogs.
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #97 on: June 16, 2015, 02:45:58 PM »
oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #98 on: September 04, 2015, 01:07:13 PM »
It's crying right now. So i guess I don't need to call anyone right now.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #99 on: September 04, 2015, 01:42:02 PM »
oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.

Dogs are trainable if you are a good owner (and the breed is smart). Babies aren't trainable no matter how good of parent you are.