Author Topic: BABY IN THE OFFICE! (Read 21516 times)

michigancat · « **Reply #100 on:** September 04, 2015, 02:05:48 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on September 04, 2015, 01:42:02 PM

Quote from: michigancat on June 16, 2015, 02:45:58 PM
oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.

Dogs are trainable if you are a good owner (and the breed is smart). Babies aren't trainable no matter how good of parent you are.

most dog owners suck.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #101 on:** September 04, 2015, 02:19:35 PM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on September 04, 2015, 01:07:13 PM

It's crying right now. So i guess I don't need to call anyone right now.

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Sounds awful.

Belvis Noland · « **Reply #102 on:** September 04, 2015, 02:23:25 PM »

Quote from: roidhead on June 16, 2015, 11:40:44 AM

The baby is no where near my office. Sometimes it sits in on meetings I'm in though. That's real annoying.

my goodness, where do you work?

AbeFroman · « **Reply #103 on:** September 04, 2015, 02:35:18 PM »

This thread:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/563302

lopakman · « **Reply #104 on:** September 04, 2015, 02:42:25 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on September 04, 2015, 01:42:02 PM

Quote from: michigancat on June 16, 2015, 02:45:58 PM
oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.

Dogs are trainable if you are a good owner (and the breed is smart). Babies aren't trainable no matter how good of parent you are.

Yeah, you don't train babies, you comfort them and then they stop crying.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #105 on:** September 04, 2015, 02:49:45 PM »

Quote from: lopakman on September 04, 2015, 02:42:25 PM

Quote from: AbeFroman on September 04, 2015, 01:42:02 PM
Quote from: michigancat on June 16, 2015, 02:45:58 PM
oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.

Dogs are trainable if you are a good owner (and the breed is smart). Babies aren't trainable no matter how good of parent you are.

Yeah, you don't train babies, you comfort them and then they stop crying.

I don't think that works 100% of the time.

sys · « **Reply #106 on:** September 04, 2015, 03:05:13 PM »

i've never seen it work.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #107 on:** September 04, 2015, 03:26:30 PM »

You can train yourself to not bring your baby to your work.

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #108 on:** September 04, 2015, 03:30:36 PM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on September 04, 2015, 03:26:30 PM

You can train yourself to not bring your baby to your work.

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I offer a class if anyone needs professional instruction

michigancat · « **Reply #109 on:** October 01, 2015, 07:00:32 PM »

there is currently a baby in the office and I want to leave but will not because I do not want to ooh and aah over the baby on the way to the elevator. Maybe belongs in the people thread.

michigancat · « **Reply #110 on:** October 01, 2015, 07:07:07 PM »

someone noticed that I was hiding in my cube and were like, "and michigancat's like 'what is going on out there' and *yeug*'"

they're still there.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #111 on:** October 01, 2015, 07:09:14 PM »

what is yeug?

michigancat · « **Reply #112 on:** October 01, 2015, 07:10:23 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on October 01, 2015, 07:09:14 PM

what is yeug?

an unintelligible sound that is kind of like "ugh*"

Also, a woman just walked by and kind of said "goodnight" and someone was like, "um, didn't you see the baby? Do you not like babies???"

puniraptor · « **Reply #113 on:** October 01, 2015, 07:12:10 PM »

How long are you willing to wait?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #114 on:** October 01, 2015, 07:13:05 PM »

jesus christ you work with terrible people. i would walk straight past the gang of baby gawkers and go home.

michigancat · « **Reply #115 on:** October 01, 2015, 07:15:50 PM »

They just now left.

puniraptor · « **Reply #116 on:** October 01, 2015, 07:17:10 PM »

How long would you have waited?

michigancat · « **Reply #117 on:** October 01, 2015, 07:48:50 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 01, 2015, 07:17:10 PM

How long would you have waited?

Today I would have waited it out until I had to leave for my happy hour. If I would have had to be somewhere sooner I only would have waited long enough to not be late. A normal day? Probably 10-15 minutes.

kslim · « **Reply #118 on:** October 01, 2015, 08:09:54 PM »

Need an indirect route to the vator bro

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #119 on:** October 01, 2015, 08:24:12 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on October 01, 2015, 07:10:23 PM

Also, a woman just walked by and kind of said "goodnight" and someone was like, "um, didn't you see the baby? Do you not like babies???"

Hostile work environment

pissclams · « **Reply #120 on:** October 01, 2015, 08:52:47 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on October 01, 2015, 07:10:23 PM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on October 01, 2015, 07:09:14 PM
what is yeug?

an unintelligible sound that is kind of like "ugh*"

Also, a woman just walked by and kind of said "goodnight" and someone was like, "um, didn't you see the baby? Do you not like babies???"

should have told them that you have whooping cough

wetwillie · « **Reply #121 on:** October 01, 2015, 09:04:41 PM »

" I have tetunis" usually works for me.

Skipper44 · « **Reply #122 on:** October 02, 2015, 08:13:05 AM »

Too over the top, "some kind of virus is going thru my house" is the best move

Gooch · « **Reply #123 on:** October 15, 2015, 02:13:52 PM »

eff it is like once a week now!

emp: Did you see my baby?
me:

good job?

michigancat · « **Reply #124 on:** October 15, 2015, 02:17:24 PM »