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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: steve dave on November 23, 2011, 01:15:36 PM
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Everybody halt whatever productive thing you were doing and crowd around to look at it! :flush:
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crying?
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crying?
off and on. which is apparently adorable and means it needs to go back to it's mother and everyone crowd around her for their turn to touch it.
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i like it when moms bring their babies into the office. it provides me additional data on my coworkers from which i can use to form a more complete opinion on them.
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yeah, if I walk by a coworker with a baby I just kind of smile and make my eye's big and keep walking.
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the parading of the baby down the hallways is about to begin! everyone prepare to be introduced to a smelly baby even if you don't know who this sweat pant wearing baby factory is!
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yeah, if I walk by a coworker with a baby I just kind of smile and make my eye's big and keep walking.
I am getting ready to have a pretty loud/aggresive fake phone argument.
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oh god. anybody that goes in to work for any reason on a day when they are not working is just screaming "look at me! hey everybody look at me!". the baby is just a prop for someone dying for attention. i double ignore those people.
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Baby started to lose it's crap and despite tons of weird sounding noises made by it's mother it wouldn't quit so it left. BACK TO WORK EVERYONE!
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im horrible with baby names. so when they bring the baby/kid in multiple times, i have to guess the gender and go with a generic compliment. "Oh my, what a cutie, ugh, he is!"
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I always ask the parent if we got bought out of the insurance industry and purchased stock in a nursery. They usually give me a sad look and probably assume I'm joking with them and am not actually mad about it. They are wrong. One lady's babysitter backed out at the last second. So she sat her 10 year old in one of the break rooms. He was just in there playing his nintendo ds for like 3 hours when someone told her that she can't just set her kids in our break room for her work day. She then started crying.
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all of your hearts are three sizes too small.
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Sounds like a good way to spread disease
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Gushing over babies and kids is the stupidest thing on earth unless you are related to them. Even then, it better be a direct relation not 2nd cousins or some crap. Also, if you are going to gush over a baby you better realize strangers and the rest of everyone that isn't family don't give a eff about you and your babies.
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Halloween was the worst. They let kids into my office to trick or treat, my boss's 5 year old comes in with a transformer outfit on shooting the guns non-stop for 15 minutes, ugh
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Also, can we talk about baby pictures? Unless I see your baby on a weekly basis, I don't give a crap about it so I sure as hell don't want to see pics of it.
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:curse:
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yup, God forbid that a parent is proud of their baby child and wants to share the biggest part of their life with their co-workers who, incidentally, are the other biggest part of their lives.
this place never ceases to amaze. kudos to all.
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Oh man, I can't believe I missed this thread...couldn't agree more.
I am also not a fan of "Bring your distraction to work day" when jackasses haul their kids into the office and have them basically spend the day color in their cubes and disrupting meetings.
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The worst conversation I can ever stand to even hear is when a parent gushes about Johnny crap stain is the best player on some pop warner football team.
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this place never ceases to amaze. kudos to all.
I find it laughable that some are so concerned with a loss in production, yet they spend all day on goEMAW.com and most likely facebook/twitter.
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:curse:
Oh this does not apply to your kids. They are soooo cute :rolleyes:
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this place never ceases to amaze. kudos to all.
I find it laughable that some are so concerned with a loss in production, yet they spend all day on goEMAW.com and most likely facebook/twitter.
How does my goEMAWing disrupt the entire office? It doesn't. Also, most of us are roughly twice as productive as our counterparts...so, everyone is winning. go cats.
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this place never ceases to amaze. kudos to all.
I find it laughable that some are so concerned with a loss in production, yet they spend all day on goEMAW.com and most likely facebook/twitter.
How does my goEMAWing disrupt the entire office? It doesn't. Also, most of us are roughly twice as productive as our counterparts...so, everyone is winning. go cats.
says the guy who brings his kids to every PAK. irony? checkmate.
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this place never ceases to amaze. kudos to all.
I find it laughable that some are so concerned with a loss in production, yet they spend all day on goEMAW.com and most likely facebook/twitter.
How does my goEMAWing disrupt the entire office? It doesn't. Also, most of us are roughly twice as productive as our counterparts...so, everyone is winning. go cats.
says the guy who brings his kids to every PAK. irony? checkmate.
lol
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a co-workers 5 year old proceeded to tell me about his transformer toys for a good 5 minutes today
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oh man the horror. that must have really sucked. for the 5 year old. to have to talk to your mongloidian face.
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Baby shower! If you don't contribute to the reason you're covering my ass for a month, you're a terrible person!
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OH eff! :dubious:
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OH eff! :dubious:
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It's probably 15 feet from me right now. Time to fake a phone call.
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It's probably 15 feet from me right now. Time to fake a phone call.
When I get my baby in the mail, I'm bringing it straight to your office, then BOOM! popping over to your wife's office and then sending you pics of me and your wife and my wife and my baby that I made with my wife all smiling and then I will text it straight to your fat face as your stuff it full of larabars and bbs.
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It's probably 15 feet from me right now. Time to fake a phone call.
When I get my baby in the mail, I'm bringing it straight to your office, then BOOM! popping over to your wife's office and then sending you pics of me and your wife and my wife and my baby that I made with my wife all smiling and then I will text it straight to your fat face as your stuff it full of larabars and bbs.
sorry kk, on the phone. you'll have to come by later.
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uh oh, this phone call's getting heated. I'm going to have to shut the door.
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good god, baby going through the office. I don't want to be rude, but I also don't want to step out and see your baby and pretend to be surprised.
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Great bump.
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in this thread, i learned that raquetcat is asian.
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I'm not good at pretending that I don't dislike babies, or really any child under the age of 12, or really most humans under the age of 18.
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Saw an Amish group roll through today with about a dozen kids 6 and under. Not a damn peep from any of them. Really impressive.
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I'm not good at pretending that I don't dislike babies, or really any child under the age of 12, or really most humans under the age of 18.
The thing is, I really like kids and babies, but I hate the show-and-tell shitshow. I don't want to like a baby as part of a look-at-me parade.
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it's weird, because i like most baby mammals.
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Babies are very boring
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in this thread, i learned that raquetcat is asian.
How in the world did you draw that conclusion?
Also, I'm very anti baby in the office, but all my co workers want me to bring my baby to the office for a baby parade. I have determined that I really don't care about other people's kids like at all, but love my kids a bunch, does this make me a bad person?
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Not at all.
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it's weird, because i like most baby mammals.
Maybe it is a lack of respect, aren't human babies the most helpless and dependent of all new born mammals?
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I don't like it either you guys. Fortunately, here in SD, it never happens.
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Babies are awesome, especially the startle response in the first 8 weeks. Most of you that don't like babies have likely induced that response.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F0.tqn.com%2Fd%2Fbabyparenting%2F1%2FS%2FO%2Ff%2Fmororeflex.jpg&hash=cba227d65b4b00947ae77e39b19addea539e9622)
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I don't care for babies or kids, like, at all. Except for Kat Kid's progeny, they're the exception.
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Again, I really like kids, but hate the office parade.
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Kids terrify me.
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Again, I really like kids, but hate the office parade.
Thanks for re-clarifying. I think we were all a bit unsure of your position.
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Kids terrify me.
"do i have any brothers or sisters?"
"spend time with me, dad!"
"why dont you pay mom your alimony?"
blah blah blah theyre always whining right wacky?
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Kids terrify me.
"do i have any brothers or sisters?"
"spend time with me, dad!"
"why dont you pay mom your alimony?"
blah blah blah theyre always whining right wacky?
Yeah, just reading that gave me an anxiety attack. Man, they're a pain. :curse:
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Kids terrify me.
I figured that you would be able to relate to them.
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I like kid related to me, my nieces and nephews...that's it....please don't bring them into the office and expect me to coo over them.
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Is GE the most insensitive crew or what?
Come on guys quit being a Buncha selfish aholes and give the tyke a minute or two.
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Kids terrify me.
I figured that you would be able to relate to them.
Oh, I can, it's the babies that really scare me tho.
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Fought having to bring my kids to the office, but finally succumbed to all the women who demanded.
Pre-briefed Mrs. Dax on the quick run through routine and then gone . . . never to return, ever.
things have changed since the early eighties I bet
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All the women in my office wanted mrs.hamburg to bring little miss hamburg in. We have open areas with 5 desks around the outside and tables in the middle to promote teamwork. 10-15 people can comfortably hang out. We just kept her in the room for 30ish minutes. If you wanted to see her you could come to that room. People came and went as they wanted. Everyone seemed to enjoy 5 minutes if they chose to come in. :dunno:
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Fought having to bring my kids to the office, but finally succumbed to all the women who demanded.
Pre-briefed Mrs. Dax on the quick run through routine and then gone . . . never to return, ever.
things have changed since the early eighties I bet
Not that I couldn't have been one, but I would have been a really young father in the 80's . . . bro.
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I don't care for babies or kids, like, at all. Except for Kat Kid's progeny, they're the exception.
The dobber clan was very hurt to hear this news.
Gonna win 'em all!
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I don't care for babies or kids, like, at all. Except for Kat Kid's progeny, they're the exception.
The dobber clan was very hurt to hear this news.
Gonna win 'em all!
I don't know them IRL!
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I don't care for babies or kids, like, at all. Except for Kat Kid's progeny, they're the exception.
The dobber clan was very hurt to hear this news.
Gonna win 'em all!
I don't know them IRL!
Crisis averted!
Gonna win 'em all!
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My office has an infant at work program. With mini-176 I took him to work with me until he was 5 months old (I was off 12 weeks, so he wasn't a newborn when he started). Never had to do the baby parade thing, cause he was there e'ry day.
Now with baby slu on her way, I'll do the same thing, but this office will allow me to keep her here until 6 months.
Glad I don't work with any of you aholes.
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Ya guys the old hens like pester you to bring the baby in. So like you're the dude you're working and your wife is at home bored so like she wants to get out, too. So what you do is on a Thursday or Friday she swings through with the kid at about 3 or 330, you walk around for 30 minutes and hit the people that have been bugging you, then the kid gets fussy and you're like "ya know I really ought to go home and help out" and boom you're not at work until 7 that night. It's not like you hit every cube/office and demand attention. I sure as crap don't want the majority of my colleagues within 6 feet of my kid.
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My office has an infant at work program. With mini-176 I took him to work with me until he was 5 months old (I was off 12 weeks, so he wasn't a newborn when he started). Never had to do the baby parade thing, cause he was there e'ry day.
Now with baby slu on her way, I'll do the same thing, but this office will allow me to keep her here until 6 months.
Glad I don't work with any of you aholes.
this sounds unbearable (not for you, for everyone else)
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My office has an infant at work program. With mini-176 I took him to work with me until he was 5 months old (I was off 12 weeks, so he wasn't a newborn when he started). Never had to do the baby parade thing, cause he was there e'ry day.
Now with baby slu on her way, I'll do the same thing, but this office will allow me to keep her here until 6 months.
Glad I don't work with any of you aholes.
this sounds unbearable (not for you, for everyone else)
ya, do you just set up a pack n play in your office (or cube :sdeek:)?
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My office has an infant at work program. With mini-176 I took him to work with me until he was 5 months old (I was off 12 weeks, so he wasn't a newborn when he started). Never had to do the baby parade thing, cause he was there e'ry day.
Now with baby slu on her way, I'll do the same thing, but this office will allow me to keep her here until 6 months.
Glad I don't work with any of you aholes.
So now you are at a different job but they also have an infant at work program? What industry is this? Seems like you wouldn't get much work done (unless your job is caring for infants).
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My office has an infant at work program. With mini-176 I took him to work with me until he was 5 months old (I was off 12 weeks, so he wasn't a newborn when he started). Never had to do the baby parade thing, cause he was there e'ry day.
Now with baby slu on her way, I'll do the same thing, but this office will allow me to keep her here until 6 months.
Glad I don't work with any of you aholes.
So now you are at a different job but they also have an infant at work program? What industry is this? Seems like you wouldn't get much work done (unless your job is caring for infants).
Changed jobs within same place, different office locations tho, different rules.
Saves 3 months worth of daycare. Pretty nice employee perk. Re: productivity-More kid time, less bbsn time; should even out.
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IT WON'T STOP CRYING! HOW DO YOU SHUT THESE THINGS UP?! :curse:
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IT WON'T STOP CRYING! HOW DO YOU SHUT THESE THINGS UP?! :curse:
Why is that baby in there?
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IT WON'T STOP CRYING! HOW DO YOU SHUT THESE THINGS UP?! :curse:
Why is that baby in there?
joint custody.
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IT WON'T STOP CRYING! HOW DO YOU SHUT THESE THINGS UP?! :curse:
Why is that baby in there?
I don't know!!! Showing it off I guess. I forgot she worked here. She's been gone so long. :curse: That reminds me. Why do I not get Maternity leave? Oh, you smoke? You get 5 minutes to go outside and blacken your lungs! Oh, you don't do anything? You can't reproduce and smoke? You stay in your seat and work! :curse:
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My company started paternity leave 2 months after my last child was born. Didn't really matter because I basically did jack krap the first 2 weeks after each of my kids were born.
Filter for crap should be krap.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Why do I not get Maternity leave?
you don't have a kid
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:)
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Why don't I get "I'm not contributing to overpopulation leave"?
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Fanning you BBS like 200 blogs a day. You're not getting shafted.
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:lol: Fair point. Work is slow during the holidays and every other day for that matter.
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IT RAN UP TO ME AND WANTED ME TO HOLD IT!!!!!!! :curse: :runaway:
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that happened to me once and i did and the rough rider smelled disgusting, what the eff is wrong with babies smh
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IT RAN UP TO ME AND WANTED ME TO HOLD IT!!!!!!! :curse: :runaway:
was it yours?
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I don't think so. But it laughed at me and kept wanted to be help and play with my wildcat bobble head. :runaway:
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mrs. cire just got approved to bring new cire to work up to 4 months with possible extension to 6.
:woot:
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mrs. cire just got approved to bring new cire to work up to 4 months with possible extension to 6.
:woot:
so, pack n play in the cube/office? That is great, you can put a goddamn Cadillac in the garage for what infant care costs
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:runaway:
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There's a god damn play pen next to the cubicles.
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Thinking about starting to bring my dog to work with me
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There's a god damn play pen next to the cubicles.
You should stumble into it and mention how much of a safety hazard it is.
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There's a god damn play pen next to the cubicles.
You should stumble into it and mention how much of a safety hazard it is.
Wow, that is a great idea. I was going to suggest going over and playing with the baby all afternoon and then, when you don't get anything done, tell your boss that the baby is just too much of a distraction.
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I try to hide when a baby comes. What do you talk about with a baby?
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The baby is no where near my office. Sometimes it sits in on meetings I'm in though. That's real annoying.
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I try to hide when a baby comes. What do you talk about with a baby?
You could ask it what shape things are.
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The baby is no where near my office. Sometimes it sits in on meetings I'm in though. That's real annoying.
oh eff that.
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I try to hide when a baby comes. What do you talk about with a baby?
i asked one the names of big men under frank and their heights. he shrugged and walked off.
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Thinking about starting to bring my dog to work with me
you should. people love dogs.
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Thinking about starting to bring my dog to work with me
you should. people love dogs.
Johnny Dare did this everyday when I worked at Entercom. I'm sure he still does.
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oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.
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It's crying right now. So i guess I don't need to call anyone right now.
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oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.
Dogs are trainable if you are a good owner (and the breed is smart). Babies aren't trainable no matter how good of parent you are.
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oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.
Dogs are trainable if you are a good owner (and the breed is smart). Babies aren't trainable no matter how good of parent you are.
most dog owners suck.
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It's crying right now. So i guess I don't need to call anyone right now.
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Sounds awful.
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The baby is no where near my office. Sometimes it sits in on meetings I'm in though. That's real annoying.
my goodness, where do you work?
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This thread:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/563302
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oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.
Dogs are trainable if you are a good owner (and the breed is smart). Babies aren't trainable no matter how good of parent you are.
Yeah, you don't train babies, you comfort them and then they stop crying.
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oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.
Dogs are trainable if you are a good owner (and the breed is smart). Babies aren't trainable no matter how good of parent you are.
Yeah, you don't train babies, you comfort them and then they stop crying.
I don't think that works 100% of the time.
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i've never seen it work.
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You can train yourself to not bring your baby to your work.
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You can train yourself to not bring your baby to your work.
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I offer a class if anyone needs professional instruction
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there is currently a baby in the office and I want to leave but will not because I do not want to ooh and aah over the baby on the way to the elevator. Maybe belongs in the people thread.
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someone noticed that I was hiding in my cube and were like, "and michigancat's like 'what is going on out there' and *yeug*'"
they're still there.
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what is yeug?
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what is yeug?
an unintelligible sound that is kind of like "ugh*"
Also, a woman just walked by and kind of said "goodnight" and someone was like, "um, didn't you see the baby? Do you not like babies???" :lol:
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How long are you willing to wait?
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jesus christ you work with terrible people. i would walk straight past the gang of baby gawkers and go home.
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They just now left.
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How long would you have waited?
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How long would you have waited?
Today I would have waited it out until I had to leave for my happy hour. If I would have had to be somewhere sooner I only would have waited long enough to not be late. A normal day? Probably 10-15 minutes.
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Need an indirect route to the vator bro
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Also, a woman just walked by and kind of said "goodnight" and someone was like, "um, didn't you see the baby? Do you not like babies???" :lol:
Hostile work environment
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what is yeug?
an unintelligible sound that is kind of like "ugh*"
Also, a woman just walked by and kind of said "goodnight" and someone was like, "um, didn't you see the baby? Do you not like babies???" :lol:
should have told them that you have whooping cough
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" I have tetunis" usually works for me.
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Too over the top, "some kind of virus is going thru my house" is the best move
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eff it is like once a week now!
emp: Did you see my baby?
me: :dunno: good job?
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emp?
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employee
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emp?
Empily, white person name.
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you should tell them that their baby looks nothing like them
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I'm not sure when it happened, but they are everywhere
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oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.
:runaway: :sdeek:
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oh god, I could never work at a place that allowed dogs. they're like babies that never grow up.
:runaway: :sdeek:
:frown:
I didn't know.
:frown:
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It's happening right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPHnT-hkzKo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPHnT-hkzKo)
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ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
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You guys have fun offices.
Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
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:runaway:
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A couple weeks ago my sitter called in sick and I had left my laptop at work so I took Baby Emo to work for a short bit to pick up my laptop. While I was there I swung by this one engineer's desk to see how he was coming along on this project and he was staring into his screen and was all grumpy and pissed and then grumbling nonsense and then he turned and saw Baby Emo and just lit up and was very friendly and talkative and he promised me my stuff by the end of the day. :D
(He didn't deliver though. :rolleyes:)
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A couple weeks ago my sitter called in sick and I had left my laptop at work so I took Baby Emo to work for a short bit to pick up my laptop. While I was there I swung by this one engineer's desk to see how he was coming along on this project and he was staring into his screen and was all grumpy and pissed and then grumbling nonsense and then he turned and saw Baby Emo and just lit up and was very friendly and talkative and he promised me my stuff by the end of the day. :D
(He didn't deliver though. :rolleyes:)
Are you sure he wasn't being sarcastically over-friendly?
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A couple weeks ago my sitter called in sick and I had left my laptop at work so I took Baby Emo to work for a short bit to pick up my laptop. While I was there I swung by this one engineer's desk to see how he was coming along on this project and he was staring into his screen and was all grumpy and pissed and then grumbling nonsense and then he turned and saw Baby Emo and just lit up and was very friendly and talkative and he promised me my stuff by the end of the day. :D
(He didn't deliver though. :rolleyes:)
Are you sure he wasn't being sarcastically over-friendly?
Yes I am sure. Don't know how but I am.
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At what point does a kid cease being a "baby"?
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At what point does a kid cease being a "baby"?
When they no longer need help in the bathroom.
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When is that?
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I haven't gone a month without seeing a baby at work
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When is that?
topeka-when or somewhere else-when?
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I didn't even know it mattered
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To me, if the thing can walk it's no longer a baby, but I could be swayed with the bathroom argument
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i think it has to be able to both walk and crap.
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Ok, but a puppy lasts until like a year old and they can walk and crap after like a day
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I didn't even know it mattered
the world (topeka) is your bathroom, as they always say
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That's an interesting point, 'bias
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When is that?
Depends on the kid. My cousin's kid still needed help wiping his butt at age 7. (Coffeyville resident)
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To me, if the thing can walk it's no longer a baby, but I could be swayed with the bathroom argument
the line must be drawn somewhere, its either a baby, or its not
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I don't think you need to draw a line
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its either a baby, or its not rusty.
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its either a baby, or its not rusty.
I only question the necessity of knowing
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If it is still breastfeeding it is a baby so that could be 3+ years.
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more than one variable sure complicates this whole thing huh
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Actually, I also question the existence of a line. A baby can be whatever you want it to be at that moment in time. That can change depending on your mood, the young human's mood, the setting, etc.
:cool:
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:D
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Sometimes the youngest person in the family is considered the baby until they are a teenager (or older).
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Sometimes the youngest person in the family is considered the baby until they are a teenager (or older).
Perfectly acceptable
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Sometimes The Big Train is considered a baby because his feelings are easily hurt
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lots of times i question rustys IQ being over 40 after not understanding my point
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cRusty is making some very persuasive arguments here
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I'm a baby and a man.
Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
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I'm a baby and a man.
Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
You can't wipe your own butt? :sdeek:
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Ha! :lol:
Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
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I'm a baby and a man.
Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
you're a man-baby.
you're a man, baby.
gosh, the english language is fun.
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I'm a baby and a man.
Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
you're a man-baby.
you're a man, baby.
gosh, the english language is fun.
that is great!
Actually, I am the baby of the family, but I am over 40.
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I'm a baby and a man.
Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
you're a man-baby.
you're a man, baby.
gosh, the english language is fun.
that is great!
Actually, I am the baby of the family, but I am WAY over 40.
Fixed
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:runaway: JFC there are multiple babies here today!
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:runaway: JFC there are multiple babies here today!
they spread like weeds, you should drive through prairie village sometime. it's harrowing.
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Guys this has gotten out of control
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I'm gonna baby in the office the ever-loving crap out of my workplace sometime soon and they're all gonna go completely apeshit
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Bring your kid to work day...
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Bring your kid to work day...
Is that a real thing?
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Bring your kid to work day...
Is that a real thing?
http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/take-our-daughters-and-sons-to-work-day (http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/take-our-daughters-and-sons-to-work-day)
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Wife and baby stopped by work yesterday at lunch to say hi and everybody flipped out. I do work with tons of ladies, though. :Woot:
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Another one arrived :blank:
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:runaway: It's also rough ridin' screaming!
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:runaway: It's also rough ridin' screaming!
Yup :curse:
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omg :curse:
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and coughing all over the place...
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I guess it might not be a baby... this thing is like 2-6 years old or something, who knows
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I guess it might not be a baby... this thing is like 2-6 years old or something, who knows
That is a pretty big age range.
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I guess it might not be a baby... this thing is like 2-6 years old or something, who knows
That is a pretty big age range.
oh, i thought they're all kind of the same until they can wipe their own ass, whatever age that is.
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8 in Coffeyville
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8 in Coffeyville
So true!
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8 in Coffeyville
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a baby was back in my office today after about a 4 month hiatus
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Bringing a 4 year old in because he has pink eye makes you the worst person possible
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On a god damn Saturday?!!! :curse:
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:runaway:
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Oh, I forgot to mention that when I went to watch the Prom walk-in the other day, one girl was carrying her baby.
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crap, BOSS IS BRINGING IN A BABY, HOW DO I ACT INTERESTED
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crap, BOSS IS BRINGING IN A BABY, HOW DO I ACT INTERESTED
Easy - 'hey there little buddy', then
How many months? (blah blah) Oh wow time has flown by!
Sleeping all night? (blah blah) Awesome!/oh no!
What a blessing boss! Welp cya gotta take this call.
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crap, BOSS IS BRINGING IN A BABY, HOW DO I ACT INTERESTED
Easy - 'hey there little buddy', then
How many months? (blah blah) Oh wow time has flown by!
Sleeping all night? (blah blah) Awesome!/oh no!
What a blessing boss! Welp cya gotta take this call.
Pretty good! But I'm not gonna say "blessing", I mean this is San Francisco.
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They will just think it's your Kansas charm, michigancat.
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He was asleep so I mentioned that he was on his best behavior.
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He was asleep so I mentioned that he was on his best behavior.
i bet the whole office was rolling with that one :lol:
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He was asleep so I mentioned that he was on his best behavior.
i bet the whole office was rolling with that one
It was so great!
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They will just think it's your Kansas charm, michigancat.
:lol: