Author Topic: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!! (Read 11914 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #25 on:** October 28, 2011, 07:47:03 PM »

Just checked out this thread for the second time. Man oh man, these sound like some choice Tits/Tickets. WOW!

wes mantooth · « **Reply #26 on:** October 28, 2011, 07:49:53 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 07:47:03 PM

Just checked out this thread for the second time. Man oh man, these sound like some choice Tits/Tickets. WOW!

WHAMMY!

kcnut · « **Reply #27 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:13:47 PM »

pics of the wife or it didn'thappen.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #28 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:17:14 PM »

Quote from: kcnut on October 28, 2011, 08:13:47 PM

pics of the wife or it didn'thappen.

leave it to a squawk to get all perv on this beautiful thread

PurpleSleezyE · « **Reply #29 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:28:30 PM »

Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #30 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:37:08 PM »

Slammy dammy bing bong!

TBL · « **Reply #31 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:43:41 PM »

Quote from: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 08:28:30 PM

Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.

Same here, but without the tickets.

DD's though.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #32 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:46:20 PM »

Quote from: TBL on October 28, 2011, 08:43:41 PM

Quote from: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 08:28:30 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.

Same here, but without the tickets. DD's though.

TBL, you sound like a perv. Nobody cares about your wife's breasts.

SleezyE, congrats!

TBL · « **Reply #33 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:48:31 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on October 28, 2011, 08:46:20 PM

Quote from: TBL on October 28, 2011, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 08:28:30 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.

Same here, but without the tickets. DD's though.

TBL, you sound like a perv. Nobody cares about your wife's breasts.

SleezyE, congrats!

No wife. Girlfriend.

Katpappy · « **Reply #34 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:48:46 PM »

Quote from: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 08:28:30 PM

Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.

Man, I was enjoying the contentment and happiness of this tread then wammy you flash FUN JUGS at me. I may not make it past the game tomorrow without rubbing one out.

jtksu · « **Reply #35 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:53:38 PM »

Fun jugs is a pretty sweet hybrid.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #36 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:54:09 PM »

Quote from: TBL on October 28, 2011, 08:43:41 PM

Quote from: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 08:28:30 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.

Same here, but without the tickets. DD's though.

I guess you should be the one to get this then...

<----but D's. Now piss off and quit trying to hog in sleezy's bday..

TBL · « **Reply #37 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:55:54 PM »

Quote from: I_have_purplewood on October 28, 2011, 08:54:09 PM

Quote from: TBL on October 28, 2011, 08:43:41 PM
Quote from: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 08:28:30 PM
Guys - I don't understand the power of breasts, I just enjoy them. The whole point I have tried to make here is that my wife was awesome enough to surprise me with tickets PLUS she has great fun jugs.

Same here, but without the tickets. DD's though.

I guess you should be the one to get this then... <----but D's. Now piss off and quit trying to hog in sleezy's bday..

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #38 on:** October 28, 2011, 08:59:00 PM »

Herp-Derp . . . Oh Yeah!!

AppleJack · « **Reply #39 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:03:46 PM »

Hey who likes big titties SAY YEAH!

steve dave · « **Reply #40 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:13:47 PM »

PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!

wes mantooth · « **Reply #41 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:21:34 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:13:47 PM

PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!

doesn't sound, from his excitement, that it happens all that much. also doesn't sound like he gets crappy tacos very often. good for him though. OH YEAH1

felix rex · « **Reply #42 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:25:26 PM »

Sounds like his wife may have a "one-visit-per-week" policy set up at the ol' snack bar.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #43 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:27:01 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:13:47 PM

PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!

I'd be really jelous if he lived a life where everyday he got great cats tickets and got down with fat lady lumps.

PurpleSleezyE · « **Reply #44 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:33:01 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:13:47 PM

PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!

Excellent questions. I typically get tickets from work. As a the rainmaker for my company, I usually get tickets for 3 or 4 games a year. Because of OU coming to town, the owners decided to take all the tickets for this one. So, I assumed I would just chill out in a bar drinking apple martinis with the other losers.

Turns out, my hoot-blessed wife had asked the owners if the tickets would be available last month. When she was told no, she went into stealth mode. Behind the scenes stuff here. So, I got a big ass powercat cake and tickets today.

As for the creamy melons, those are always in play. She is not one to keep those to herself and understands that she has great ta-ta's.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #45 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:35:13 PM »

Quote from: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 09:33:01 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:13:47 PM
PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets? As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions? OH YEAH!

Excellent questions. I typically get tickets from work. As a the rainmaker for my company, I usually get tickets for 3 or 4 games a year. Because of OU coming to town, the owners decided to take all the tickets for this one. So, I assumed I would just chill out in a bar drinking apple martinis with the other losers.

Turns out, my hoot-blessed wife had asked the owners if the tickets would be available last month. When she was told no, she went into stealth mode. Behind the scenes stuff here. So, I got a big ass powercat cake and tickets today.

As for the creamy melons, those are always in play. She is not one to keep those to herself and understands that she has great ta-ta's.

speechless

steve dave · « **Reply #46 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:35:25 PM »

OH YEAH!

wetwillie · « **Reply #47 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:36:13 PM »

Hemmys printer never stood a chance. O my.

Katpappy · « **Reply #48 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:38:43 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:25:26 PM

Sounds like his wife may have a "one-visit-per-week" policy set up at the ol' snack bar.

Would explain excitement beyond big game. I can feel the hunger in his words. Man I'm jealous!

Nevermind

felix rex · « **Reply #49 on:** October 28, 2011, 09:39:11 PM »

sounds like your boss may have motor boated your wife.