Author Topic: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!! (Read 11875 times)

PurpleSleezyE · « **on:** October 28, 2011, 02:48:53 PM »

My birthday just happens to be tomorrow and my wife has come through...BIG TIME!! My wonderfully beautiful and large breasted wife surprised me today with 2 tickets for us to go to the game tomorrow! Also, I have been assured that I will be well taken care of for my birthday this weekend. Yea - life is good!

See all you pimps tomorrow!!

'taterblast · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2011, 02:49:59 PM »

jtksu · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2011, 02:50:20 PM »

How fat is your wife? 2 bills?

PurpleSleezyE · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2011, 02:51:31 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on October 28, 2011, 02:50:20 PM

How fat is your wife? 2 bills?

Not fat at all douche. Go on being a stupid dick that you are so great at.

felix rex · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2011, 02:52:55 PM »

Congrats, sleeze. Happy motorboating.

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2011, 02:53:17 PM »

definitely gonna need proof/pics

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2011, 02:53:25 PM »

goddam, PurpleSleezyE is going to party like Farley tomorrow.

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2011, 02:59:58 PM »

I nominate purplesleezyE for poster of the week

PurpleSleezyE · « **Reply #8 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:01:29 PM »

Quote from: Kleinstone on October 28, 2011, 02:53:25 PM

goddam, PurpleSleezyE is going to party like Farley tomorrow.

Word!!!

Cats win + Taco Johns + Motorboating = great f*cking birthday!!

AppleJack · « **Reply #9 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:02:23 PM »

Are we talking D's?

mcmwcat · « **Reply #10 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:02:38 PM »

well love is love and not fade away

congrats dude

wes mantooth · « **Reply #11 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:04:00 PM »

don't take your wife, or her incredibly large breasts near fanningksu.

Gooch · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:04:03 PM »

PurpleSleezyE · « **Reply #13 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:09:02 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on October 28, 2011, 03:02:23 PM

Are we talking D's?

D's and still perfectly perky too! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!!

AbeFroman · « **Reply #14 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:21:35 PM »

<--- but with large breasts

wes mantooth · « **Reply #15 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:25:29 PM »

Quote from: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 03:09:02 PM

Quote from: AppleJack on October 28, 2011, 03:02:23 PM
Are we talking D's?

D's and still perfectly perky too! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!!

man, i want to party with this guy

felix rex · « **Reply #16 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:27:28 PM »

As hyphenated adjectives, "large-breasted" takes the cake and jumps out of it.

FP TC etc. · « **Reply #17 on:** October 28, 2011, 03:41:28 PM »

Man I'm so jealous of PurpleSleezyE right now

mocat · « **Reply #18 on:** October 28, 2011, 04:15:43 PM »

you know, if you just read the first few posts in this thread, it doesn't appear that it will all work out for PSE, but here we are at the bottom of page 1 and it turned out pretty good for ol' SleezyE bags. great work everyone

wes mantooth · « **Reply #19 on:** October 28, 2011, 04:31:24 PM »

Quote from: mocat on October 28, 2011, 04:15:43 PM

you know, if you just read the first few posts in this thread, it doesn't appear that it will all work out for PSE, but here we are at the bottom of page 1 and it turned out pretty good for ol' SleezyE bags. great work everyone

YOU JUST NEVER KNOW

MadCat · « **Reply #20 on:** October 28, 2011, 04:31:50 PM »

'grats, PurpleSleezyE!

I offer you this poem by felix rex:

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What happy morn breaks!
Two tickets to the big show
Wedged in her bosom

fatty fat fat · « **Reply #21 on:** October 28, 2011, 04:32:03 PM »

was the large breast part necessary? congrats on the tickets.

PurpleSleezyE · « **Reply #22 on:** October 28, 2011, 06:17:58 PM »

Quote from: fatty fat fat on October 28, 2011, 04:32:03 PM

was the large breast part necessary? congrats on the tickets.

They were completely necessary. Part of the birthday present involves those breasts among other awesome things like KSU tickets and Taco Johns.

I am a simple man in life and breasts take things up a notch.

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #23 on:** October 28, 2011, 07:11:04 PM »

You think there's anyway sclams' can get in on this action?

Have a great bday Sleezy!

<---But D's

Katpappy · « **Reply #24 on:** October 28, 2011, 07:45:34 PM »

Quote from: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 03:09:02 PM

Quote from: AppleJack on October 28, 2011, 03:02:23 PM
Are we talking D's?

D's and still perfectly perky too! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!!

You lucky dog you... HAPPY BDAY!