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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #50 on: October 28, 2011, 09:40:56 PM »
How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs?  To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford.  I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting.  Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am.  OH MAN!
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #51 on: October 28, 2011, 09:43:14 PM »
I am picturing Beverly D'angelo in family vacation. CHAMPAGNE YEAH!
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #52 on: October 28, 2011, 09:43:31 PM »
1)  I'm picturing Coco-T's sized jugs.
2)  Very real chance the ginormous played a role in the "stealth mode" operation.
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #53 on: October 28, 2011, 09:44:32 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:40:56 PM
How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs?  To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford.  I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting.  Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am.  OH MAN!
I'm done, my junks coming out of my trunk.  :drool:
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #54 on: October 28, 2011, 09:45:47 PM »
Since I'm assuming these are BIG NATURALS (<--nickname I'm using for sleazy off-and-on now) and also off good beef-raised Kansas stock, I'm picturing a pigtailed blond with the frame of a Viking wet-nurse. BING BONG!
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #55 on: October 28, 2011, 09:47:50 PM »
And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #56 on: October 28, 2011, 09:51:15 PM »
Quote from: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:47:50 PM
And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is.  :fatty:
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #57 on: October 28, 2011, 09:58:50 PM »
Quote from: Katdaddy on October 28, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Quote from: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:47:50 PM
And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is.  :fatty:

 :horrorsurprise:  :thumbs:
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #58 on: October 28, 2011, 09:59:39 PM »
Quote from: wes mantooth on October 28, 2011, 09:21:34 PM
Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:13:47 PM
PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets?  As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions?  OH YEAH!
crappy tacos

You son of a bitch :curse: the amazing Oles make the tacos elite
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #59 on: October 28, 2011, 10:01:31 PM »
Quote from: kim carnes on October 28, 2011, 09:58:50 PM
Quote from: Katdaddy on October 28, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Quote from: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:47:50 PM
And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is.  :fatty:

 :horrorsurprise:  :thumbs:

contextually, these emots make it worse
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #60 on: October 28, 2011, 10:03:19 PM »
Quote from: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:45:47 PM
Since I'm assuming these are BIG NATURALS (<--nickname I'm using for sleazy off-and-on now) and also off good beef-raised Kansas stock, I'm picturing a pigtailed blond with the frame of a Viking wet-nurse. BING BONG!

This is surprising close, just replace blond with auburn hair.  And HELL YES...all natural and wonderful!
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #61 on: October 28, 2011, 10:04:40 PM »
Quote from: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 10:01:31 PM
Quote from: kim carnes on October 28, 2011, 09:58:50 PM
Quote from: Katdaddy on October 28, 2011, 09:51:15 PM
Quote from: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 09:47:50 PM
And now "KatDaddy" is pleasuring himself to stevedave's erotic literature about sleezy's wife's taters. Smoke your cigars...
and what a pleasure it is.  :fatty:

 :horrorsurprise:  :thumbs:

contextually, these emots make it worse
:lol:
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #62 on: October 28, 2011, 10:04:48 PM »
Quote from: MakeItRain on October 28, 2011, 09:59:39 PM
Quote from: wes mantooth on October 28, 2011, 09:21:34 PM
Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:13:47 PM
PurpleSleazyE, how often do you get gifted amazing tickets?  As a follow up, do you get to play with those amazing chest beefers whenever you want or just special occasions?  OH YEAH!
crappy tacos

You son of a bitch :curse: the amazing Oles make the tacos elite

The tacos are elite and the Oles just add to the eliteness.  
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #63 on: October 28, 2011, 10:05:42 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:40:56 PM
How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs?  To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford.  I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting.  Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am.  OH MAN!

I'm going with Monica Lewinsky.
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #64 on: October 28, 2011, 10:13:11 PM »
Quote from: Kleinstone on October 28, 2011, 10:05:42 PM
Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:40:56 PM
How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs?  To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford.  I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting.  Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am.  OH MAN!

I'm going with Monica Lewinsky.

Without the stains maybe  :love:
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #65 on: October 28, 2011, 10:15:50 PM »
Quote from: PurpleSleezyE on October 28, 2011, 10:13:11 PM
Quote from: Kleinstone on October 28, 2011, 10:05:42 PM
Quote from: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 09:40:56 PM
How big are you guys picturing PSleazyE's wife's jugs?  To compare them to a person we all know and respect I'm picturing a 4 month pregnant Cindy Crawford.  I don't know if that's accurate or not but it's just the vibe I'm getting.  Would love to hear from Sleazy just how close I am.  OH MAN!

I'm going with Monica Lewinsky.

Without the stains maybe  :love:

Be careful. Katdaddy is apparently looking to frost those cupcakes.
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #66 on: October 28, 2011, 10:17:50 PM »
Gize, I thought for sure when my head hit the pillow tonight I'd be dreaming of #7 deflecting a pass/intercept in the 4th qtr and going to the house for the game winning t.d. with 1.23 seconds left in the game.  But now I'm thinking it's going to be of sleezees' wifes' glorious creamy melons?  It also might be of hand puppets because I'm taking a vicadin and slugging in down with booze so I can get some quality sleep but hopin' for the creamy melons gize, hopin' for the melons...  


Here's to you once again BigSleeze!   :party:
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #67 on: October 28, 2011, 10:19:20 PM »
MOD EDIT:  Don't post this crap on here you dumbass
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #68 on: October 28, 2011, 10:26:17 PM »
KITN just finished this one for the night!  Time to go enjoy my b-day present(s). 

See you all tomorrow at the Bill!!!

Oct. 29th, SleezyE's B-day, and the day Stoops eats poops!!
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #69 on: October 28, 2011, 10:30:57 PM »
I'm really hoping that girl is saying "Danny".
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #70 on: October 28, 2011, 10:36:36 PM »
Quote from: felix rex on October 28, 2011, 10:30:57 PM
I'm really hoping that girl is saying "Danny".
No, it's definitely Daddy. Oh yes daddy, Katdaddy!  Feels so good to be needed.  :party:
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #71 on: October 29, 2011, 07:26:27 AM »
this thread just went from fun to creepy in one awful post
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #72 on: October 29, 2011, 07:43:23 AM »
Quote from: steve dave on October 29, 2011, 07:26:27 AM
this thread just went from fun to creepy in one awful post
:lol: I was dreaming about those ta-tas all night.  Now it back to reality; let's kick some redneck scum sucking schooner riding methheads asses!  :crossfingers:
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #73 on: October 29, 2011, 11:39:53 AM »
Steve Dave, you are an enormous pussy.
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Re: Happy Birthday plus large breasts for me!!
« Reply #74 on: October 29, 2011, 11:53:23 AM »
Quote from: KITNfury on October 29, 2011, 11:39:53 AM
Steve Dave, you are an enormous pussy.

Careful. All this talk of enormous sex organs is gonna get Katdaddy riled up again.  :sdeek:
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