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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #75 on: October 10, 2011, 12:27:13 PM »
emawgeddon, do an mspaint of what the poor husband looks like. 

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #76 on: October 10, 2011, 12:27:37 PM »
Do these pics look like someone who needs to lie about owning goEMAW to get laid? Look at those baby blues...

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #77 on: October 10, 2011, 12:28:49 PM »
I Mean come on...

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #78 on: October 10, 2011, 12:30:42 PM »
Do these pics look like someone who needs to lie about owning goEMAW to get laid? Look at those baby blues...

i mean the weirdest beyond weird part of this whole thing is that someone would lie about this. i mean this place is a shithole dump. it's the equivalent to someone saying that they are a homeless bum with the hopes that it's going to help them get laid. i mean just weird beyond weird.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #79 on: October 10, 2011, 12:54:17 PM »
BTW Trim, what kind of lawyer are you? I'm guilty without trial? What kind of practice do you run?  :shakesfist:

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #80 on: October 10, 2011, 12:59:09 PM »
i'm just a jumble right now.. a little :surprised: mixed with  :lol: with a  :facepalm::cheers: on top.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #81 on: October 10, 2011, 01:04:24 PM »
BTW Trim, what kind of lawyer are you? I'm guilty without trial? What kind of practice do you run?  :shakesfist:

I can't give you legal advice.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #82 on: October 10, 2011, 01:32:36 PM »
BTW Trim, what kind of lawyer are you? I'm guilty without trial? What kind of practice do you run?  :shakesfist:

I can't give you legal advice.

My mom use to be the main para legal for Paul Morrison at Johnson County Court House. I might just have to put in a call, Paul seems to know how to get out of these types of messes.  :thumbsup:

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #83 on: October 10, 2011, 01:38:20 PM »
I was about to say that this thread just got even creepier but then realized that it was fanning posting tons of pics of himself  :sdeek:

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #84 on: October 10, 2011, 01:39:38 PM »
BTW Trim, what kind of lawyer are you? I'm guilty without trial? What kind of practice do you run?  :shakesfist:

I can't give you legal advice.

My mom use to be the main para legal for Paul Morrison at Johnson County Court House. I might just have to put in a call, Paul seems to know how to get out of these types of messes.  :thumbsup:

Yes, he handled his own very well.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #85 on: October 10, 2011, 01:40:30 PM »
BTW Trim, what kind of lawyer are you? I'm guilty without trial? What kind of practice do you run?  :shakesfist:

I can't give you legal advice.

My mom use to be the main para legal for Paul Morrison at Johnson County Court House. I might just have to put in a call, Paul seems to know how to get out of these types of messes.  :thumbsup:
yup, by having sex with the women that worked in his office.


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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #86 on: October 10, 2011, 01:41:15 PM »
I was about to say that this thread just got even creepier but then realized that it was fanning posting tons of pics of himself  :sdeek:
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #87 on: October 10, 2011, 01:42:44 PM »
I was about to say that this thread just got even creepier but then realized that it was fanning posting tons of pics of himself  :sdeek:

I don't see them, but man, remember how BMW used to debate using that strategy?

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #88 on: October 10, 2011, 01:44:26 PM »
BTW Trim, what kind of lawyer are you? I'm guilty without trial? What kind of practice do you run?  :shakesfist:

I can't give you legal advice.

My mom use to be the main para legal for Paul Morrison at Johnson County Court House. I might just have to put in a call, Paul seems to know how to get out of these types of messes.  :thumbsup:
yup, by having sex with the women that worked in his office.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #89 on: October 10, 2011, 01:45:42 PM »
Look, I am not saying I condone this sort of behavior, but I have a feeling that this is about to turn into a Photoshop thread.


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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #90 on: October 10, 2011, 01:46:01 PM »
I was about to say that this thread just got even creepier but then realized that it was fanning posting tons of pics of himself  :sdeek:

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2011, 01:47:50 PM »
I was about to say that this thread just got even creepier but then realized that it was fanning posting tons of pics of himself  :sdeek:

:lol:

 :lol: and also  :ohno:

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #92 on: October 10, 2011, 02:30:51 PM »
BTW don't you guys find it a little funny that no one expects this to be Trim? I mean the signs matchup to a T and he was awfully quick to point the finger elsewhere!

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #93 on: October 10, 2011, 03:02:36 PM »
BTW don't you guys find it a little funny that no one expects this to be Trim? I mean the signs matchup to a T and he was awfully quick to point the finger elsewhere!

Interesting....the Smelt It/Delt It defense.

Hmmm...

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #94 on: October 10, 2011, 03:23:32 PM »
BTW don't you guys find it a little funny that no one expects this to be Trim? I mean the signs matchup to a T and he was awfully quick to point the finger elsewhere!

the thing is that I know trim and the chances of him ever getting laid are some where south of 0%. 


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« Reply #95 on: October 10, 2011, 03:56:00 PM »
BTW don't you guys find it a little funny that no one expects this to be Trim? I mean the signs matchup to a T and he was awfully quick to point the finger elsewhere!

I've already been interrogated and cleared.

Then I do the only logical thing I can do, drink more and ignore the guy.

But details slip out.  He is visiting from Kansas City.  So this event happened closer to the World Headquarters than I first expected.

It was time to put the owners on trial.

For an entire week there was much denying and finger pointing. 

Speculating on my part, with my super brain, led to two likely candidates. 

However, those candidates would soon be rebuffed and an even more heinous villain would emerge.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #96 on: October 10, 2011, 05:18:29 PM »
BTW don't you guys find it a little funny that no one expects this to be Trim? I mean the signs matchup to a T and he was awfully quick to point the finger elsewhere!

the thing is that I know trim and the chances of him ever getting laid are some where south of 0%. 

Trim was the first person I accused.  Doesn't seem too outlandish  :dunno:

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #97 on: October 10, 2011, 05:18:55 PM »
BTW don't you guys find it a little funny that no one expects this to be Trim? I mean the signs matchup to a T and he was awfully quick to point the finger elsewhere!

the thing is that I know trim and the chances of him ever getting laid are some where south of 0%. 

Trim was the first person I accused.  Doesn't seem too outlandish  :dunno:

:lol:


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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #98 on: October 10, 2011, 05:24:27 PM »
BREAKING

WE NOW HAVE AN ARTIST'S SKETCH OF THE MYSTERY SEDUCER



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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #99 on: October 10, 2011, 05:28:22 PM »
BREAKING

WE NOW HAVE AN ARTIST'S SKETCH OF THE MYSTERY SEDUCER




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