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ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« on: October 08, 2011, 08:07:45 PM »
FanningKSU is NOT the, or even a, owner of goEMAW.com.


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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2011, 08:34:20 PM »
Twitter babes everywhere are devastated
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2011, 08:43:30 PM »
the eff is this
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2011, 09:52:29 PM »
Quote from: j-dub on October 08, 2011, 08:43:30 PM
the eff is this

A national investigation has uncovered that fanningksu has taken fake clamsing to a disturbing new level.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2011, 10:03:23 PM »
 :lol: BTW Trim how did this rumor start again? I'd love to know. Enlighten me!
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2011, 10:07:00 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on October 08, 2011, 10:03:23 PM
:lol: BTW Trim how did this rumor start again? I'd love to know. Enlighten me!

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2011, 10:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Trim on October 08, 2011, 10:07:00 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on October 08, 2011, 10:03:23 PM
:lol: BTW Trim how did this rumor start again? I'd love to know. Enlighten me!

:dubious:
Squawk?
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2011, 10:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Trim on October 08, 2011, 10:07:00 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on October 08, 2011, 10:03:23 PM
:lol: BTW Trim how did this rumor start again? I'd love to know. Enlighten me!

:dubious:
Squawk?
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2011, 10:33:11 PM »
Trim is this a campaign to let people know that you own this site?
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2011, 10:42:52 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on October 08, 2011, 10:33:11 PM
Trim is this a campaign to let people know that you own this site?

No. TP did that, homewrecker.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2011, 10:46:22 PM »
good thing Mrs. CNS Casey is an honest, god-fearing woman.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2011, 10:56:11 PM »
I can't help I'm good looking and your all jelly!
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2011, 07:33:56 AM »
So there I am, minding my own business watching the wild wild cats take it to the Bears, when this guy walks in powercat polo, pants up to his chin, yelling and interrupting my scene.

goEMAW IS THE WORST SITE ON THE INTERNET, he yells.  THE goEMAW OWNER BANGED MY WIFE AND LEFT MY LIFE IN SHAMBLES. I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY CAMOUFLAGE AND SHINE UP MY RIFLE AND HUNT HIM DOWN.  IT IS OPEN SEASON ON WIFE FUCKERS.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2011, 07:36:00 AM »
Then I do the only logical thing I can do, drink more and ignore the guy.

But details slip out.  He is visiting from Kansas City.  So this event happened closer to the World Headquarters than I first expected.

It was time to put the owners on trial.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2011, 07:37:43 AM »
For an entire week there was much denying and finger pointing. 

Speculating on my part, with my super brain, led to two likely candidates. 

However, those candidates would soon be rebuffed and an even more heinous villain would emerge.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2011, 07:41:02 AM »
This mystery villain told the guy's wife that he was the Sole owner of goEMAW in order to seduce her.


It all became clear.  There is a wife-banging, homewrecking, imposter on the loose.  No women in Kansas City could be safe from this faker.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2011, 07:41:47 AM »
But who is this mystery seducer?
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2011, 09:09:51 AM »
that is a fantastic story emawgeddon
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2011, 09:11:52 AM »
edge of my seat.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2011, 09:26:59 AM »
Hey I live I in KC, should I tell my wife?
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2011, 09:59:30 AM »
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2011, 10:20:27 AM »
It's just good to have my name cleared, ya know?  :adios:
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2011, 11:03:28 AM »
Quote from: AppleJack on October 09, 2011, 09:26:59 AM
Hey I live I in KC, should I tell my wife?

I don't think you have to lie about being the owner of goEMAW to bang your wife, but what do I know?
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2011, 11:05:47 AM »
bsac does it again. that dirty rascal.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2011, 11:15:25 AM »
I mean, wouldn't the "I had an argument with Real World Wes one time" line be enough?
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