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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2011, 01:10:52 PM »


keep going 'geddon


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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2011, 01:58:50 PM »
I mean, wouldn't the "I had an argument with Real World Wes one time" line be enough?

fanning did?

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2011, 02:04:58 PM »
You guys do know I was at the game yesterday right? And I haven't wore a Kstate polo in like a year.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2011, 02:13:33 PM »
You guys do know I was at the game yesterday right? And I haven't wore a Kstate polo in like a year.

I have no direct knowledge here or anything, but FWIW, I believe that it was being suggested that you might be the OTHER character in the story.  :users:

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2011, 02:48:12 PM »
You guys do know I was at the game yesterday right? And I haven't wore a Kstate polo in like a year.

I have no direct knowledge here or anything, but FWIW, I believe that it was being suggested that you might be the OTHER character in the story.  :users:

Yes, confirmed.  We haven't yet identified the tucked-polo guy whose wife, now ex-wife, fanning banged under the auspices of being BSAC.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2011, 03:08:07 PM »
You guys do know I was at the game yesterday right? And I haven't wore a Kstate polo in like a year.

I have no direct knowledge here or anything, but FWIW, I believe that it was being suggested that you might be the OTHER character in the story.  :users:

Yes, confirmed.  We haven't yet identified the tucked-polo guy whose wife, now ex-wife, fanning banged under the auspices of being BSAC.

Well technically I know who that guy is.

I don't know who the mystery seducer is, but the angry mob seems to believe it was Fanning.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2011, 03:38:10 PM »
I don't know who the mystery seducer is, but the angry mob seems to believe it was Fanning.

There are only 3 other names I'm willing to consider.

1.  TP, for obvious reasons.

2.  Fitz.  Look how often he uses the word "my".  Could easily see him pitching ownership of GPC to some sloppy drunk porker at a KC hotel bar.  Once she awoke from her roofie-induced slumber, the last thing she could remember was him saying something like "you may recognize me from my TV show or my K-State website, go... go-something". 

3.  King Winters.  A newly-crowned Wintz was a little power-drunk one night and exaggerated his role here.  I don't think TBL is giving him shuttle rides to KC though.

All that said, look how defensive Fanning is.  Clearly it's him.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2011, 03:53:39 PM »
I don't know who the mystery seducer is, but the angry mob seems to believe it was Fanning.

There are only 3 other names I'm willing to consider.

1.  TP, for obvious reasons.

Definitely not.

2.  Fitz.  Look how often he uses the word "my".  Could easily see him pitching ownership of GPC to some sloppy drunk porker at a KC hotel bar.  Once she awoke from her roofie-induced slumber, the last thing she could remember was him saying something like "you may recognize me from my TV show or my K-State website, go... go-something". 

Nope. This guy would have known, was gpc subscriber.


3.  King Winters.  A newly-crowned Wintz was a little power-drunk one night and exaggerated his role here.  I don't think TBL is giving him shuttle rides to KC though.

No way, Winters has his choice of young co-eds, no reason to go after this man's wife.


All that said, look how defensive Fanning is.  Clearly it's him.

Yes, very suspicious.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2011, 03:57:16 PM »
We don't know if the perpetrator knew that the woman was married.  Could be an honest mistake.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2011, 04:06:43 PM »
We don't know if the perpetrator knew that the woman was married.  Could be an honest mistake.

Sure, but there's still the Fake BSAC matter.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2011, 04:44:28 PM »
We don't know if the perpetrator knew that the woman was married.  Could be an honest mistake.

Sure, but there's still the Fake BSAC matter.

Well, you sort of have to forgive the dude if it actually DID assist in getting him laid. 

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2011, 04:47:48 PM »
We don't know if the perpetrator knew that the woman was married.  Could be an honest mistake.

Sure, but there's still the Fake BSAC matter.

Well, you sort of have to forgive the dude if it actually DID assist in getting him laid. 

I agree with Pete.  He shouldn't be wrecking homes though.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2011, 05:44:45 PM »
We don't know if the perpetrator knew that the woman was married.  Could be an honest mistake.

Sure, but there's still the Fake BSAC matter.

Well, you sort of have to forgive the dude if it actually DID assist in getting him laid. 

Remember when there was a guy in falloon and clams correctly determined that it was fanning?

Now think about that guy telling people he owns goEMAW.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2011, 06:11:39 PM »
I won't take part in these witch trials! You guys know I was in Manhattan all weekend. F you haters!  :shakesfist:

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #39 on: October 09, 2011, 06:22:36 PM »
I won't take part in these witch trials! You guys know I was in Manhattan all weekend. F you haters!  :shakesfist:

You know better than all of us that the episode in question happened weeks, maybe months ago.  The husband's rant was 2 Saturdays ago during the Baylor game.  The further description from the husband's buddy of your lies happened during yesterday's game. 

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2011, 06:24:19 PM »
what if fanning is BSAC  :sdeek:

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #41 on: October 09, 2011, 06:27:42 PM »
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2011, 06:28:09 PM »
what if fanning is BSAC  :sdeek:

I personally took BSAC's KSTATEO jacket from him at the Royals game months ago for the BBBS raffle.  Not fanning.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #43 on: October 09, 2011, 06:52:44 PM »
:popcorn:  Jesus I'm glad this isn't on premium. 
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2011, 06:53:08 PM »
Could this all be a Kaiser Soze style mind F by 'geddon?  I don't know what gain it would ultimately lead to, maybe just for her entertainment, but it definitely seems to be working so far.


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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2011, 06:57:45 PM »
Could this all be a Kaiser Soze style mind F by 'geddon?  I don't know what gain it would ultimately lead to, maybe just for her entertainment, but it definitely seems to be working so far.


 :dunno:


You're saying she's the wife-rough rider?  Interesting theory.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2011, 06:58:27 PM »
Could this all be a Kaiser Soze style mind F by 'geddon?  I don't know what gain it would ultimately lead to, maybe just for her entertainment, but it definitely seems to be working so far.


 :dunno:


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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2011, 06:58:52 PM »
who's wife?   :horrorsurprise:

also I have a hard time believing that saying you own this cesspool would help seal the deal with any respectable lady(so obv. again all signs point to fanning)

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2011, 07:00:16 PM »
who's wife?   :horrorsurprise:

also I have a hard time believing that saying you own this cesspool would help seal the deal with any respectable lady(so obv. again all signs point to fanning)

Good point.  Add y-l_a to the prosecution's dream team counsel of attorneys.

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2011, 07:02:22 PM »
who's wife?   :horrorsurprise:

also I have a hard time believing that saying you own this cesspool would help seal the deal with any respectable lady(so obv. again all signs point to fanning)

Look, she did cheat on her hubby.  Kinda tells you what kind of girl we are talking about here...