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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #100 on: October 10, 2011, 05:52:18 PM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on October 10, 2011, 05:24:27 PM
BREAKING

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #101 on: October 10, 2011, 06:04:32 PM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on October 10, 2011, 05:24:27 PM
BREAKING

WE NOW HAVE AN ARTIST'S SKETCH OF THE MYSTERY SEDUCER




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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #102 on: October 10, 2011, 06:14:31 PM »
Sometimes I really wish I knew what the hell was going on around here.......and then, sometimes not :dunno:.  But still... :popcorn:
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Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #103 on: October 10, 2011, 06:23:42 PM »
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on October 10, 2011, 06:14:31 PM
Sometimes I really wish I knew what the hell was going on around here.......and then, sometimes not :dunno:.  But still... :popcorn:

That guy in the sketch (fanning) told some married lady that he owned goEMAW to get her to sleep with him leading to her and her husband getting divorced.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #104 on: October 10, 2011, 07:19:58 PM »
Quote from: Trim on October 10, 2011, 06:23:42 PM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on October 10, 2011, 06:14:31 PM
Sometimes I really wish I knew what the hell was going on around here.......and then, sometimes not :dunno:.  But still... :popcorn:

That guy in the sketch (fanning) Allegedly told some married lady that he owned goEMAW to get her to sleep with him leading to her and her husband getting divorced.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2011, 08:02:47 PM by fanningksu »
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #105 on: October 10, 2011, 08:10:29 PM »
I don't know why this fanning character is downplaying the whole thing.  Before the 1bigwillie offed himself after too many painkillers and whiskey he had a similar thread about trying to avoid the beat down coming his way after shagging a married lady.  Just own in brah.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #106 on: October 10, 2011, 08:15:43 PM »
Quote from: wetwillie on October 10, 2011, 08:10:29 PM
I don't know why this fanning character is downplaying the whole thing.  Before the 1bigwillie offed himself after too many painkillers and whiskey he had a similar thread about trying to avoid the beat down coming his way after shagging a married lady.  Just own in brah.

The 1bigwillie offed himself?  Say it ain't so. 
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Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #107 on: October 10, 2011, 08:24:23 PM »
Quote from: wetwillie on October 10, 2011, 08:10:29 PM
I don't know why this fanning character is downplaying the whole thing.  Before the 1bigwillie offed himself after too many painkillers and whiskey he had a similar thread about trying to avoid the beat down coming his way after shagging a married lady.  Just own in brah.

Sounds like a pussy!   :lynchmob:
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #108 on: October 10, 2011, 08:45:48 PM »
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on October 10, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
Quote from: wetwillie on October 10, 2011, 08:10:29 PM
I don't know why this fanning character is downplaying the whole thing.  Before the 1bigwillie offed himself after too many painkillers and whiskey he had a similar thread about trying to avoid the beat down coming his way after shagging a married lady.  Just own in brah.

The 1bigwillie offed himself?  Say it ain't so. 

We've vowed to do a better job of picking out the warning signs since then. 

1) Banging married chicks
2) Pretending an uncorked bottle of champagne is your penis as you open it
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #109 on: October 10, 2011, 08:52:16 PM »
Quote from: ChiCat on October 10, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on October 10, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
Quote from: wetwillie on October 10, 2011, 08:10:29 PM
I don't know why this fanning character is downplaying the whole thing.  Before the 1bigwillie offed himself after too many painkillers and whiskey he had a similar thread about trying to avoid the beat down coming his way after shagging a married lady.  Just own in brah.

The 1bigwillie offed himself?  Say it ain't so. 

We've vowed to do a better job of picking out the warning signs since then. 

1) Banging married chicks
2) Pretending an uncorked bottle of champagne is your penis as you open it

I didn't do it dip shits!  :dubious:
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #110 on: October 10, 2011, 08:55:54 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on October 10, 2011, 05:28:22 PM
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on October 10, 2011, 05:24:27 PM
BREAKING

WE NOW HAVE AN ARTIST'S SKETCH OF THE MYSTERY SEDUCER




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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #111 on: October 10, 2011, 08:59:15 PM »
Quote from: Trim on October 09, 2011, 05:44:45 PM


Remember when there was a guy in falloon and clams correctly determined that it was fanning?

Now think about that guy telling people he owns goEMAW.

Sidebar: clams is it all natural or have you been hitting the MuscleTech
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #112 on: October 10, 2011, 09:02:18 PM »
Quote from: fanningksu on October 10, 2011, 08:52:16 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on October 10, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on October 10, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
Quote from: wetwillie on October 10, 2011, 08:10:29 PM
I don't know why this fanning character is downplaying the whole thing.  Before the 1bigwillie offed himself after too many painkillers and whiskey he had a similar thread about trying to avoid the beat down coming his way after shagging a married lady.  Just own in brah.

The 1bigwillie offed himself?  Say it ain't so. 

We've vowed to do a better job of picking out the warning signs since then. 

1) Banging married chicks
2) Pretending an uncorked bottle of champagne is your penis as you open it

I didn't do it dip shits!  :dubious:

I never said we were worried about you...
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #113 on: October 10, 2011, 09:21:24 PM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on October 10, 2011, 08:59:15 PM
Quote from: Trim on October 09, 2011, 05:44:45 PM


Remember when there was a guy in falloon and clams correctly determined that it was fanning?

Now think about that guy telling people he owns goEMAW.

Sidebar: clams is it all natural or have you been hitting the MuscleTech

This is the deepest mystery goEMAW has ever faced.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #114 on: October 10, 2011, 09:29:13 PM »
Quote from: ChiCat on October 10, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on October 10, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
Quote from: wetwillie on October 10, 2011, 08:10:29 PM
I don't know why this fanning character is downplaying the whole thing.  Before the 1bigwillie offed himself after too many painkillers and whiskey he had a similar thread about trying to avoid the beat down coming his way after shagging a married lady.  Just own in brah.

The 1bigwillie offed himself?  Say it ain't so. 

We've vowed to do a better job of picking out the warning signs since then. 

1) Banging married chicks
2) Pretending an uncorked bottle of champagne is your penis as you open it

3) Hooks up with chicks that he only knows through twitter.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #115 on: October 10, 2011, 09:57:51 PM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on October 10, 2011, 08:59:15 PM
Quote from: Trim on October 09, 2011, 05:44:45 PM


Remember when there was a guy in falloon and clams correctly determined that it was fanning?

Now think about that guy telling people he owns goEMAW.

Sidebar: clams is it all natural or have you been hitting the MuscleTech

This should answer your question.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #116 on: October 10, 2011, 10:03:01 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on October 10, 2011, 09:57:51 PM
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on October 10, 2011, 08:59:15 PM
Quote from: Trim on October 09, 2011, 05:44:45 PM


Remember when there was a guy in falloon and clams correctly determined that it was fanning?

Now think about that guy telling people he owns goEMAW.

Sidebar: clams is it all natural or have you been hitting the MuscleTech


This should answer your question.

Case closed.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2011, 10:09:16 PM by Stevesie60 »
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #117 on: October 10, 2011, 10:06:16 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on October 10, 2011, 09:57:51 PM
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on October 10, 2011, 08:59:15 PM
Quote from: Trim on October 09, 2011, 05:44:45 PM


Remember when there was a guy in falloon and clams correctly determined that it was fanning?

Now think about that guy telling people he owns goEMAW.

Sidebar: clams is it all natural or have you been hitting the MuscleTech

This should answer your question.

mystery intact :nono:
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #118 on: October 10, 2011, 10:34:58 PM »
Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 10, 2011, 09:29:13 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on October 10, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
Quote from: I_have_purplewood on October 10, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
Quote from: wetwillie on October 10, 2011, 08:10:29 PM
I don't know why this fanning character is downplaying the whole thing.  Before the 1bigwillie offed himself after too many painkillers and whiskey he had a similar thread about trying to avoid the beat down coming his way after shagging a married lady.  Just own in brah.

The 1bigwillie offed himself?  Say it ain't so. 

We've vowed to do a better job of picking out the warning signs since then. 

1) Banging married chicks
2) Pretending an uncorked bottle of champagne is your penis as you open it

3) Hooks up with chicks that he only knows through twitter.

Case closed! Unless I knew her on twitter, I didn't do it.
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #119 on: October 11, 2011, 07:45:14 AM »
Man, when fanning decides to 'fess up to a little thing like this, he really lets it all out.

Quote from: fanningksu on October 11, 2011, 12:51:13 AM
I've grown a liking to this board. I have givin up an alter ego Wackycat to committ here, but help me out... Why can't you vaginas go to the games? I gave up my summer to save for Miami, I take it on the chin for Trim that I did a married girl, and I make a jounalist salary?!?! Why can't you pussies go to the game??? Help me out!  :shakesfist:
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Re: ATTN: VULNERABLE, POSSIBLY MARRIED, FEMALES IN THE KC AREA
« Reply #120 on: October 11, 2011, 10:19:35 AM »
you can never trust a ginger, these are facts that need submitted to the courts
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