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This week all the bulletin boards are hot off the presses with discussions of schemes.  Schemes are the hot thing to talk about right now in America.  Why?  Well, it's obvious for anyone who watched K-State dismantle the Miami Hurricanes last Saturday that schemes played a major role in the dismantling.  Why?  Well- let's pretend for a minute that you are a white kid that Perry Ellis played against in high school in 'Ta Town.  And Miami is Perry Ellis.  I don't think anyone needs an electron microsope to see the talent disparity between the two programs here, hehe. 

So what was the difference?  Schemes.  Our scheme was better than their scheme?  Yes,- no doubt  about it.  LHCBS knows that a solid/proven scheme will beat the more talent laden program every single time.  OU, 03, consider yourself schemed sooner losers.  I can't imagine a better display of proper schemes being implemented in college sports than LHC Bill Snyder and his band of merry schemers.

 *So- this begs the question: When the other team expects you to scheme, is the best scheme no scheme at all?  Do you scheme the scheme with the lack of a scheme?  And does the lack of a scheme qualify as a scheme?  What about if the other team is expecting a great scheme so they develop a great scheme to counter yours and yet you come with a really bad scheme- which scheme trumps the other scheme?


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011, 10:21:26 AM »
I think we always should scheme at K-State. Teams with talent, like Miami, will just assume our schemes won't matter because they are cocky. They will never come up with a good scheme of their own to counter our schemes.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2011, 10:22:32 AM »
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2011, 10:25:08 AM »
I'm telling you guys that schemes are not always good.  Unless you consider no scheme a scheme in which case I think schemes are great all the time. 

If you don't understand, consider this- Eastern Kentucky schemed us?  Or- did we scheme ourselves which led to a negative scheme and thus, a negative result against EKU?  Thoughts?


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2011, 10:30:15 AM »
rumblings of a double scheme vs. baylor

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2011, 10:30:31 AM »
Clams, you've hit it on the head here. OB is a sneaky old schemer. If he thinks the opposing coach is schemeing his scheme, he has a scheme to counter the counter scheme. It's like a neverending battle of the schemes.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2011, 10:31:01 AM »
I'm telling you guys that schemes are not always good.  Unless you consider no scheme a scheme in which case I think schemes are great all the time. 

If you don't understand, consider this- Eastern Kentucky schemed us?  Or- did we scheme ourselves which led to a negative scheme and thus, a negative result against EKU?  Thoughts?
I'm counting both scheming, and making a conscious decision not to scheme, as scheming.



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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 10:31:50 AM »
I'm telling you guys that schemes are not always good.  Unless you consider no scheme a scheme in which case I think schemes are great all the time. 

If you don't understand, consider this- Eastern Kentucky schemed us?  Or- did we scheme ourselves which led to a negative scheme and thus, a negative result against EKU?  Thoughts?

EKU was a perfect example of Snyder getting too cocky for his britches and deciding not to scheme. We would have beat those scrubs by 50 if we would have had a good scheme.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 10:33:20 AM »
i agree brull and that's why i argue that schemes needs to be regulated.  

its very similar to the nuclear arms race of the 1980s   :frown:


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 10:38:21 AM »
As a Libertarian, I am staunchly against regulation.  #freescheme

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2011, 10:52:32 AM »
I scheme the scheme.   :comeatme:

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2011, 11:22:05 AM »
I'm telling you guys that schemes are not always good.  Unless you consider no scheme a scheme in which case I think schemes are great all the time. 

If you don't understand, consider this- Eastern Kentucky schemed us?  Or- did we scheme ourselves which led to a negative scheme and thus, a negative result against EKU?  Thoughts?

EKU was a perfect example of Snyder getting too cocky for his britches and deciding not to scheme. We would have beat those scrubs by 50 if we would have had a good scheme.

Snyds was obviously using EKU to scheme Miami, creating fake holes that Miami would try to exploit, only to find that the real Miami scheme had already plugged said holes, and leaving them totally rough ridin' schemed in the face.
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2011, 11:31:01 AM »
May I change Snyder's name to McSchemy?

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2011, 11:37:59 AM »
rumblings of a double scheme vs. baylor

Serious?

Double scheme, or counter-scheme?  These are very different.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2011, 11:40:36 AM »
I'm telling you guys that schemes are not always good.  Unless you consider no scheme a scheme in which case I think schemes are great all the time. 

If you don't understand, consider this- Eastern Kentucky schemed us?  Or- did we scheme ourselves which led to a negative scheme and thus, a negative result against EKU?  Thoughts?

EKU was a perfect example of Snyder getting too cocky for his britches and deciding not to scheme. We would have beat those scrubs by 50 if we would have had a good scheme.

Snyds was obviously using EKU to scheme Miami, creating fake holes that Miami would try to exploit, only to find that the real Miami scheme had already plugged said holes, and leaving them totally rough ridin' schemed in the face.

Yeah it was pretty obvious when they mumped up the scheme by getting that TD that Snyder was going to have to change his scheme.  Than suddenly we move the ball down FTWing score. 
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2011, 11:58:30 AM »
rumblings of a double scheme vs. baylor

Serious?

Double scheme, or counter-scheme?  These are very different.

If I know Ol' Schemer (which I don't because how could you ever really feel like you know such a schemer. Just when you think you have his scheme figured out, BOOM! Schemed again.), the second scheme of his double scheme is a counter-scheme.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2011, 11:59:27 AM »
rumblings of a double scheme vs. baylor

Serious?

Double scheme, or counter-scheme?  These are very different.
i began to wonder the same thing myself.   but then i just concluded that chum1 has no freaking clue what a scheme is.


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2011, 12:04:52 PM »
rumblings of a double scheme vs. baylor

Serious?

Double scheme, or counter-scheme?  These are very different.

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I heard we are going with a triple-reverse scheme.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2011, 12:52:37 PM »
Art trying to figure Bills scheme  :jerk:
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2011, 01:06:23 PM »
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2011, 01:09:07 PM »
rumblings of a double scheme vs. baylor

Serious?

Double scheme, or counter-scheme?  These are very different.
i began to wonder the same thing myself.   but then i just concluded that chum1 has no freaking clue what a scheme is.

Excuse me, but I believe you mean to say "schema."   :rolleyes:

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2011, 01:19:40 PM »
Rumors that after the Miami game LHCBS took the team water-scheming in Biscayne Bay.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2011, 04:30:22 PM »
Schemes?? really?? You know what beats Schemes? 5 stars and SEC speed. lol @ schemes.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2011, 04:40:37 PM »
Two schemes don't make a right.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2011, 05:06:16 PM »
You know what we could really use right now?

Bryce Scheme Sandwich.