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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2011, 06:27:15 PM »
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2011, 06:35:26 PM »
So its safe to say Bill is the man with schemes, and Sean has totally eff'ed up our special schemes..... :bang:
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2011, 08:02:39 PM »
This week all the bulletin boards are hot off the presses with discussions of schemes.  Schemes are the hot thing to talk about right now in America.  Why?  Well, it's obvious for anyone who watched K-State dismantle the Miami Hurricanes last Saturday that schemes played a major role in the dismantling.  Why?  Well- let's pretend for a minute that you are a white kid that Perry Ellis played against in high school in 'Ta Town.  And Miami is Perry Ellis.  I don't think anyone needs an electron microsope to see the talent disparity between the two programs here, hehe. 

So what was the difference?  Schemes.  Our scheme was better than their scheme?  Yes,- no doubt  about it.  LHCBS knows that a solid/proven scheme will beat the more talent laden program every single time.  OU, 03, consider yourself schemed sooner losers.  I can't imagine a better display of proper schemes being implemented in college sports than LHC LHC Bill Snyder and his band of merry schemers.

 *So- this begs the question: When the other team expects you to scheme, is the best scheme no scheme at all?  Do you scheme the scheme with the lack of a scheme?  And does the lack of a scheme qualify as a scheme?  What about if the other team is expecting a great scheme so they develop a great scheme to counter yours and yet you come with a really bad scheme- which scheme trumps the other scheme?

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2011, 09:50:03 PM »
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2011, 04:38:33 PM »
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #30 on: October 01, 2011, 05:34:39 PM »
Can't wait to see all the photoshops about The Scheme Doctor.
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #31 on: October 01, 2011, 05:38:15 PM »
Can't wait to see all the photoshops about The Scheme Doctor.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2011, 05:51:14 PM »
Rumblings that Snyder can, in fact, scheme a schemer AND triple scheme a double scheme.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2011, 05:54:06 PM »
The Scheme Doctor planned that pic perfectly.  :lynchmob:
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2011, 10:47:24 AM »
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2011, 04:43:57 PM »
does anyone worry about the scheme well running dry?

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2011, 04:52:16 PM »
if it does then all you do is just dig deeper in the same well, new schemes will flow.


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2011, 04:57:55 PM »
does anyone worry about the scheme well running dry?

We need to find a way to expand the usage of renewable schemes. Can't rely on the scheme well forever.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2011, 05:00:33 PM »
My company is currently working on an algorithm to develop our own schemes, but we can't get it to work.  We've called Bill for help but he mushed us.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2011, 05:01:32 PM »
Bill is an easily renewable resource.  He's the schemular fusion, if you will.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2011, 12:29:53 PM »
an MU player said on the news last night that they've been prepping their scheme against us for two weeks and that we will only have had one week to scheme against them.

would love a hgbiq'r to weigh in on how long it takes to develop and implement a STUD scheme and secondly, how much of an advantage an extra week is to scheme, and finally, does pinkle scheme much?  thanks.


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2011, 12:30:50 PM »
an MU player said on the news last night that they've been prepping their scheme against us for two weeks and that we will only have had one week to scheme against them.

would love a hgbiq'r to weigh in on how long it takes to develop and implement a STUD scheme and secondly, how much of an advantage an extra week is to scheme, and finally, does pinkle scheme much?  thanks.

Silly Tigers, they think the scheming stops when the games starts   :lol:

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2011, 11:21:36 AM »
 :D

"He's going to find out what hurt you in the past and use that to exploit you, to see if you corrected your mistakes," Mizzou defensive coordinator Dave Steckel said, adding, "I guess Phil Jackson was the Zen master. He's the scheme-master. He will scheme you to death, and he's damned good at it."

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2011, 11:28:51 AM »
Looks like goEMAW.com has been scooped once again.

http://www.columbiamissourian.com/stories/2011/10/06/tiger-kickoff-snyders-slow-pace-leading-wildcats/

“He’s going to find out what hurt you in the past and use that to exploit you, and see if you’ve corrected your mistakes in the past,” Steckel said. “I guess Phil Jackson was the Zen master, he’s the scheme master. He’ll scheme you to death.”

The “scheme master" is just using Klein as his latest weapon. Snyder has had great running backs, like current Miami Dolphin Daniel Thomas, as well as great running quarterbacks, such as Ell Roberson, who led the Wildcats to their only Big 12 title in 2003.

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2011, 11:46:57 AM »
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"He's going to find out what hurt you in the past and use that to exploit you, to see if you corrected your mistakes," Mizzou defensive coordinator Dave Steckel said, adding, "I guess Phil Jackson was the Zen master. He's the scheme-master. He will scheme you to death, and he's damned good at it."

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« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2011, 12:27:56 PM »
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"He's going to find out what hurt you in the past and use that to exploit you, to see if you corrected your mistakes," Mizzou defensive coordinator Dave Steckel said, adding, "I guess Phil Jackson was the Zen master. He's the scheme-master. He will scheme you to death, and he's damned good at it."
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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2011, 12:40:49 PM »
question for those in the know- has this thread been schemed?


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« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2011, 12:41:00 PM »
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"He's going to find out what hurt you in the past and use that to exploit you, to see if you corrected your mistakes," Mizzou defensive coordinator Dave Steckel said, adding, "I guess Phil Jackson was the Zen master. He's the scheme-master. He will scheme you to death, and he's damned good at it."


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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2011, 02:44:47 PM »
Anyone seen this yet!?

http://www.columbiamissourian.com/stories/2011/10/06/tiger-kickoff-snyders-slow-pace-leading-wildcats/

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“He’s going to find out what hurt you in the past and use that to exploit you, and see if you’ve corrected your mistakes in the past,” Steckel said. “I guess Phil Jackson was the Zen master, he’s the scheme master. He’ll scheme you to death.”

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Re: Schemes - Is LHCBS the best schemer in Division 1? If not- then who?
« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2011, 03:08:17 PM »
Anyone seen this yet!?

http://www.columbiamissourian.com/stories/2011/10/06/tiger-kickoff-snyders-slow-pace-leading-wildcats/

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“He’s going to find out what hurt you in the past and use that to exploit you, and see if you’ve corrected your mistakes in the past,” Steckel said. “I guess Phil Jackson was the Zen master, he’s the scheme master. He’ll scheme you to death.”

That's way out of context!  He went on to say:
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"and he's damned good at it."