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Re: Dogs
« Reply #675 on: September 05, 2016, 12:46:02 PM »
That's a really stupid name though, great name for a western kansas chain of convenience stores though.

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« Reply #676 on: September 05, 2016, 12:51:22 PM »
Shibas live forever, so even tho that's an older dog, it's probably still in the first half of his life expectancy
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« Reply #677 on: September 05, 2016, 12:58:29 PM »
You want a dog from a farm out in western KS.  JHe works hard, gets up early and is the last one to leave the dog park.  Sure, he might be the slowest and least intimidating dog around but he will never get in trouble (except for the occasional delay of walk screw up) and you can be proud of him.  In 4 years, he might even be good enough to be captain

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« Reply #678 on: September 05, 2016, 01:03:15 PM »
You want a dog from a farm out in western KS.  JHe works hard, gets up early and is the last one to leave the dog park.  Sure, he might be the slowest and least intimidating dog around but he will never get in trouble (except for the occasional delay of walk screw up) and you can be proud of him.  In 4 years, he might even be good enough to be captain

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #679 on: September 05, 2016, 01:25:42 PM »
I mean, unless you don't want to pretend to work from sun up until the early hours of the morning to make him better...

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #680 on: September 05, 2016, 01:34:17 PM »
I think trim is looking for a quality p5 transfer with a little more polish
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #681 on: September 05, 2016, 01:42:15 PM »
I think trim is looking for a quality p5 transfer with a little more polish

Nailed it.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #682 on: September 05, 2016, 01:43:59 PM »
where do you find the denis clemente of dogs, that is the question. 
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« Reply #683 on: September 05, 2016, 01:45:55 PM »
where do you find the denis clemente of dogs, that is the question. 

Lol, I was coming back to post that exact thing after I got done starting breakfast prep.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #684 on: September 05, 2016, 02:04:24 PM »
pr is apparently nicknamed "dead dog island"  :sdeek:
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« Reply #685 on: September 05, 2016, 02:17:39 PM »
pr is apparently nicknamed "dead dog island"  :sdeek:

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"I don't know what it is about Puerto Rican dogs, but they are the best," Roubian says as her latest adopted pup, a Chihuahua, licks her face.

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« Reply #686 on: September 05, 2016, 02:41:59 PM »
Wow, the adorable meter is off the charts in pr
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« Reply #687 on: September 05, 2016, 02:53:03 PM »
welp, seems like this adopt a dog idea has run it's course.  just print out a picture of Mr. Spaghetti and pin it to your cubicle wall.


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Re: Dogs
« Reply #688 on: September 09, 2016, 01:12:16 PM »
We might get this guy!


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« Reply #689 on: September 09, 2016, 08:44:03 PM »
that's a damn good looking dog.  has that smart look in his eyes too.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #690 on: September 10, 2016, 05:03:17 PM »
These dogs are much bigger irl than they appear in the pictures.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #691 on: September 11, 2016, 09:24:26 AM »
Had to have our pug put down a few weeks ago. That is the most soul-crushing experience in the world.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #692 on: September 14, 2016, 05:14:05 PM »





Pup is coming this Saturday!  Any dog whisperer training tips welcomed.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #693 on: September 14, 2016, 05:28:28 PM »
take it straight to the vet and have him do a point-to-point inspection (including under the hood)


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« Reply #694 on: September 14, 2016, 05:32:49 PM »
take it straight to the vet and have him do a point-to-point inspection (including under the hood)

Yeah, we got one scheduled for Monday morning.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #695 on: September 14, 2016, 05:32:53 PM »
Have the vet make sure this thing isn't actually a cat.

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« Reply #696 on: September 14, 2016, 07:17:12 PM »
@dub crate train it. Also, if possible train it to use a dog door.

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« Reply #697 on: September 14, 2016, 07:35:47 PM »
@dub crate train it. Also, if possible train it to use a dog door.

Crate is ready to rock.  Doggy door might not be plausible with our back door/yard by the time it would be good to train her.  She's gonna be between 130-150 too so that'd be a large doggy door too

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« Reply #698 on: September 14, 2016, 07:39:18 PM »
@dub crate train it. Also, if possible train it to use a dog door.

Crate is ready to rock.  Doggy door might not be plausible with our back door/yard by the time it would be good to train her.  She's gonna be between 130-150 too so that'd be a large doggy door too
Woah. That's a big dog.

A friend of mine put a small bell by the door and taught the dog to ring the bell when it needed to go out. Kinda weird, but I guess it works.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #699 on: September 14, 2016, 08:56:40 PM »
The bell is a fairly normal tactic now days, from my understanding.