steve dave nailed it. lol at people thinking this ice cream is anything special.
it's a classic example of a product that kansas people think is awesome simply because they haven't tried anything else but call hall, coldstone, baskin-robbins, mcdonald's (except at night obviously), and frozen chicken nuggets at freddy's.
i have personally witnessed a call hall employee nearly breaking her wrist trying to scoop that hard-as-rock ice cream out of the container. by the time she finished her first attempted scoop, i offered to downsize my order from 3 scoops to 2 scoops, just to spare her from physical and emotional exhaustion. she seemed so relieved. but also, tired.
i retreated to my car, put the ice cream on top of the dashboard, and hoped the sun and interior heat would soften the ice cream so i could eat it with a spoon rather than hammer and chisel. after what seemed like hours but was probably five minutes, it was soft enough to be enjoyed. or so i thought.
i cracked a molar trying to bite into my cookies and cream. blood came pouring out of my mouth. i took a shirt from the back seat and pressed it against my mouth to stop the bleeding, which eventually worked after 15 minutes or so. but then my mouth started to swell. so i ran back inside and asked the girl if she could get me some ice. she was busy with other customers, who then asked me what was wrong. i told them that i had cracked a molar on this horrible rock-hard ice cream. they would have nothing of it. "impossible!" they said. "call hall is the best ice cream ever!"
then they accused me of having soft teeth.
i told them that steve dave knows the truth, and when the time is right, he will expose you for what you are.
today, that day arrived.
