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call hall ice cream
« on: June 12, 2019, 11:36:03 AM »

steve dave nailed it. lol at people thinking this ice cream is anything special.

it's a classic example of a product that kansas people think is awesome simply because they haven't tried anything else but call hall, coldstone, baskin-robbins, mcdonald's (except at night obviously), and frozen chicken nuggets at freddy's.

i have personally witnessed a call hall employee nearly breaking her wrist trying to scoop that hard-as-rock ice cream out of the container. by the time she finished her first attempted scoop, i offered to downsize my order from 3 scoops to 2 scoops, just to spare her from physical and emotional exhaustion. she seemed so relieved. but also, tired.

i retreated to my car, put the ice cream on top of the dashboard, and hoped the sun and interior heat would soften the ice cream so i could eat it with a spoon rather than hammer and chisel. after what seemed like hours but was probably five minutes, it was soft enough to be enjoyed. or so i thought.

i cracked a molar trying to bite into my cookies and cream. blood came pouring out of my mouth. i took a shirt from the back seat and pressed it against my mouth to stop the bleeding, which eventually worked after 15 minutes or so. but then my mouth started to swell. so i ran back inside and asked the girl if she could get me some ice. she was busy with other customers, who then asked me what was wrong. i told them that i had cracked a molar on this horrible rock-hard ice cream. they would have nothing of it. "impossible!" they said. "call hall is the best ice cream ever!"

then they accused me of having soft teeth.

i told them that steve dave knows the truth, and when the time is right, he will expose you for what you are.

today, that day arrived.


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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2019, 11:44:32 AM »
TL;dnr

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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2019, 11:45:12 AM »
that regional bias is very much a thing. even when people were literally dying from listeria, people in texas were outraged that bluebell ice cream was being pulled off the shelves like their reaction wasn't "oh no people are dying this is terrible!" it was "GIVE ME MY GOSH DANG BLUEBELL!!!!"

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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2019, 11:50:05 AM »
only kind of call hall i've had in recent years is their purple kind (lets roll to blueberry maybe?), and it is creamy and excellent. 

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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2019, 12:35:20 PM »
j rake, how are you?


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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2019, 12:40:22 PM »
my mom would be so pissed at you guys

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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2019, 12:41:32 PM »
jrake's teeth are notoriously soft.  disregard his story unless, like jrake, you too have sub-optimal genes.


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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2019, 12:42:18 PM »
I never went there, because I liked Having shredded abs in college.

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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2019, 12:45:34 PM »
You might want to see a doctor about your brittle teeth, j rake. It's not a big deal if it's just your teeth, but if all of your bones are that brittle, then something is wrong.

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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2019, 01:00:08 PM »
don't get me started on that bullshit alma cheese


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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2019, 01:32:01 PM »
You might want to see a doctor about your brittle teeth, j rake. It's not a big deal if it's just your teeth, but if all of your bones are that brittle, then something is wrong.
more calcium in his diet would strengthen those bones. vicious cycle, really.

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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2019, 01:33:34 PM »
j rake irl tidbit: he flosses nonstop

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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2019, 01:59:05 PM »
don't get me started on that bullshit alma cheese

Keep Alma Cheese out yo mouth (figuratively and literally).   :shakesfist:

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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2019, 03:43:55 PM »
Alma cheese is terrible.  Call Hall ice cream is OK.
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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2019, 04:07:33 PM »
A lot of cheese curd haters out there. SMDH!

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Re: call hall ice cream
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2019, 05:00:56 PM »
You might want to see a doctor about your brittle teeth, j rake. It's not a big deal if it's just your teeth, but if all of your bones are that brittle, then something is wrong.
more calcium in his diet would strengthen those bones. vicious cycle, really.

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